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Now saints can't be sinners, per se, There once was a lady quite loose, Two lovers went out for a stunt I'm sorry, but truth must be told. The wife of an absent dragoon This gal looked a lot like my spouse. Fred has a young lady named Terri, Prayed frustrated spinster, Miss Sue, Out shopping went lonely Miss Shore I will leave such nailmarks on your skin, To unbutton a shirt is a breeze. A promiscuous woman named Muir, With a beauty from old Martinique, When Marcia embraced Davy Jones, A widow who pestered the judge, A lass went to shop Bonwit Teller Our friend Ice thought he was immune My approach: as you sit in your chair There was a young lady named Beatty, As an iceman, I'd hurry along, At a singles bar, sultry Annette A personnel person from Cobb There was a young lady named Riley In the back of a taxi, my chum He had a huge sex appetite, There once were three girls from Hohokus, When Hoover was dating Miss Beggs, A Greek scholar who walked like a duck An elderly lady aloof The lawyer remarked to Miss Custis, There once was a lady from Baylor, The maiden cried out in deep sorrow, "Oh rip off my panties and teddy There was a young man from Point Hunt. She searched for a gentleman who'd That well-known young lady of France Said a forward young damsel of Dijon Seduction gives you a thrill? I proposed to a woman named Nell. Seeing big Greg whacking his winky, A couple lay down by the Tanit, There's a question designed to perplex, In the car, she was bold while caressing. Said the blushing young girl, slightly vexed: While watching Wee Will wank his winkie, A bold young girl approached a fellow, I'll just rub the giant's bald head, My lady loves courtship that's slow; A lovely young girl from Nantucket Seemed we fucked for an hour or more I once had a roll in the hay This girl who unzipped your apparel, She dropped by to see me, she said. We fucked as we sat on the floor, When she wailed, "Rip it off me!" Been reading those "ripped bodice" books? She egged him on with her charms, She slid under his much-muscled torso, With a look of appeal on her face, There's nothing I need that is missing. While partaking of my quarterly shot A nude little lady, Marlene, With sirens and bells came the Fire Brigade That friction when combined with the heat Ever been showered with Lemonade? Your fire report is in error,
And we certainly can't call them risque,
But this saintly young kid
Has a powerful id,
And she offered to be my buffet.
--- Al Willis
Whose analyst she tried to seduce.
She said, "As a shrink,
I think that you stink,
But couches have more than one use."
--- David Miller
On the Thames in a flat-bottomed punt.
She said, "Nobody's near;
With my free-traders here,
All's clear, dear, from back or from front."
--- G0049
Your Aunt Mabel's honor's been sold.
With Mr. FB,
She stayed after tea,
And she behaved overly bold.
--- Archie
Begged a soldier to grant her a boon.
As she let down her drawers,
She said, "It's all yours--
I could decant the whole damned platoon!"
--- G0567
She said we could surf at her house.
On the Net, I'm an ace,
But she cut to the chase,
For she wanted to play with my mouse.
--- Al Willis
Whose eyes are wandering, very!
They have just seen me,
She's baring her knee,
I think we're about to make merry!
--- Anon
"At last I've a man who will do,
And I beg you, dear God,
If he covets my bod,
Please will him to hop on me, too."
--- Armand E Singer 129
To buy her a book at the store.
She did not seek a book
Which explained how to cook,
But a book to bring wolves to her door.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2296
As I grab you and thrust you right in.
Our howls and moans,
Your "deep throaty" groans,
Then you'll leave with a satisfied grin.
--- Jayne
Bra hook thingys are a tease.
But when nipples pop
'Neath a thin see-through top,
My dick exits trousers with ease.
--- Frank Spectra
Lacking looks, got her men by a lure.
She just happened to faint
And pretend a complaint
For which sex was the singular cure.
--- Paul Westwood P9605a
Whose taut, hard and sexy physique
She'd press against me,
With an urgent French plea...
"Mon amour, s'il te plait, baise-moi chic..."
--- Anon
A chill went straight to her bones!
For there in his pants,
Rose a really good chance,
That they'd share a couple good moans!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Couldn't get his attention to budge.
By keeping on at him
She finally got him
To take up her case! Wink, wink, nudge!'
--- Alistair Sampson P0209
For something to please her shy feller,
And picked up some perfume:
No matter the gloom,
At least the poor feller could smell her.
--- Norm Storer P9205
To the gal who at his feet swooned;
Skirts high in the air
Showed blonde pubic hair.
Tomorrow starts his honeymoon.
--- Anon
Is to gradually show you some hair
That is curly and neat
And surrounding a treat,
You can access, that is, if you dare.
--- Anon
So gorgeous and wholesome and meaty,
That when she would fuck
An ardent young buck
She requested he sign a piece treaty.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0036
But Suzie was very headstrong;
Insisting I tarry
At another box, hairy,
To give her a slip of the tong.
--- Anon
Came on like a tempting coquette,
When a fellow named Kline
Asked her what was her sign,
She smiled and said, "Slippery When Wet."
--- Bob Giandomenico P8905a
Was giving a young man the job.
Said she, "I can tell
You will do very well.
You're a young man who uses his knob."
--- John Ciardi
Who posed in a manner so shyly,
And thus caught young Bernard
When he was off his guard.
It was then she seduced him so slyly.
--- Albin Chaplin
Discovered his girl was not dumb:
When he said, "I embrace
Your virtue and grace,"
Her answer was, "Well, so how come?"
--- P9111
And when he met Carole, Miss Right,
It caused him such stress,
He had to confess,
And she said, "Won't you spend the night?"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who cried to some swimmers, "Pleas poke us!
Use your tools so gigantic
To drive our twats frantic --
Spray away: we don't care if you soak us!"
--- G1563
She said, when she spread out her legs,
"I deplore, Mr. Hoover,
Such a lengthy maneuver;
It is time for the sausage and eggs."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0038
Had a habit of running amuck,
Till little Miss Royster
Lured him out of his cloister,
And taught the old codger to fuck.
--- G1545
Gave a ride to a lad as a spoof.
He ravished her neat
In the front and back seat,
And buggered her twice on the roof.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1306
"The jury I'm sure does distrust us."
So this girl in her fury
Seduced the whole jury,
And she thus make a mockery of justice.
--- Albin Chaplin P8111
Who spent all her time with a jailer,
A former sailor
Named Maury Taylor;
She wanted jailer Taylor to nail her.
--- Gearhart
"Now that you've defiled me, my Zorro,
You can never deny
That I surely must die,
So you'd better be back here tomorrow.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0339
And ravish me senseless, dear Eddie."
"I'm trying to, right;
But your teddy's too tight
And I've come in your panties already."
--- Anon
This is file zsl
My wife asked him, "What do you want?
A tail, juicy, fine?--
Why don't you try mine?"
So he shot off his prick in her cunt.
--- Clement Wood G0743
Delight in her warm sexy mood.
She got breast augmentation
And tubal ligation,
And now she is sure to be screwed.
--- Al Willis T9707
Was not satisfied just to dance.
So, wanting to screw
Monsieur Pompidou,
She deftly unbuttoned his pants.
--- Larry Davis P8507
To her timorous swain, "Why, you're shy, John.
Since at billing and cooing
There's not very much doing,
Do you mind if I undo your fly, John?"
--- G2686
Then seduce me as long as you will;
Taking time, dearest Petal,
To fondle my metal,
Until I am ready to spill.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
She said yes in a seedy motel.
Ten years have gone by,
I regret with a sigh.
When in heat, a man cannot foretell.
--- Al Willis P9711
Marcia motioned to him with her pinky.
She blew him and his mind;
Acrobatic 69.
"Marcia, I knew not you were kinky!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And it was the girl who began it.
She said, "Come and nestle
Your mast in my vessel,
And, when you are ready, please man it."
--- Harold C Bibby P9710
When a woman asks, "Do you want sex?"
That's almost like sayin'
Does Harley know Dav'son
Or if a flexible spring can flex.
--- T9712
I'll admit that I was acquiesing.
We ran up to my room,
And we played bride and groom.
We wasted no time while undressing.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"I am practically certain I'm sexed.
So, if you don't mind it,
Let me know when you find it,
And we'll figure out what to do next."
--- G1625
Wilmina would wiggle her twinkie.
She wants Wee Will's winkie
Within her wet twinkie,
To wiggle with 'stead of her pinkie.
--- Gearhart
Grabbed his cock without even a 'hello'.
"My pleasure, you see,
Is to fuck while I pee;
In with white and out with some yellow."
--- Straydog
And tuck him in my flower bed --
We'll plant him really deep;
But he won't go to sleep --
I bet he will rise up, instead!
--- Anon
At night when most blossoms don't show,
My Sweet Thing just settles;
Her rosy red petals
Unfold just by candle light's glow!
--- Anon
Bared her pussy and asked me to suck it.
I'd been giving her head
For some time when she said,
"Your dicks hard now and I want to fuck it!
--- Jim Weaver Collection z
On the bed, in a chair, on the floor
When I filled her with creme,
She came with a scream,
And awakened the neighbors next door.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
With a fine girl from Maryland way.
She extracted my lance
From the slit in my pants,
And then fucked me all night and all day.
--- Gearhart
And attacked you with fever most feral,
I'm guessing the name
Of that venturesome dame,
Who splurged all you splashes, was Daryl.
--- Hugh Clary
Next thing, she was giving me head.
She first let me mount her
Bent over the counter,
To end it, I screwed her in bed.
--- Limberick
And leaning against the front door.
At the end of each hour,
We'd screw in the shower;
She's becoming a bit of a bore.
--- Limberick
Her beau was just shouting with glee.
"It's finally mine,
And you'll look just fine
In shreds from your neck to your knee."
--- Anon
I like covers where the man looks
Like he tossed his clothes
And then struck a pose,
To show off his crannies and nooks.
--- Anon
And wriggled right into his arms.
She promised him bliss,
With her first little kiss,
And they soon found themselves in a barn.
--- L1625
And guided his shaft to her more so.
He drilled till she ran,
And dripped into a pan.
She was filled like she'd wished, only more so.
--- L1626
She pointed below to the place:
"Though is doesn't need dressing,
The itch is distressing;
But where is your instrument case?" --
--- Lance Payne P8503
I'll examine your tongue while we're kissing.
What else this demands,
I can do with my hands,
And the tool I use also for pissing."
--- Lance Payne P8503
Of the lot which some people misname pot
I read Marlene's plea
And I wrote with my knee
That which follows and it has no sane plot
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Had asked for non-creeps to drop een.
But the response, quite huge,
Could have melted a luge,
And not just the boudoir was seen.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And their hoses began spouting lemonade.
Marlene had her screw,
Others had naught to do
'Cept themselves and remaining parade.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Meant that those bodies and all that meat
Set fire to the bed,
And the beer lost its head.
The lemonade was a much needed treat.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
You should see the mess that they made!
I didn't get one screw
Let alone get two
I got quite lost in the parade.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
About what really went on here.
I did not get laid
By the Fire Brigade,
My lucky neighbor did, I fear.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
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