The Jim McWilliam Collection

This collection contains 95,703 limericks

Limeric search courtesy Arthur Deex

Two thousand, one hundred and nine
Lim subjects, and should you incline
To browse the whole lot
Right here you have got
A menu from which you can dine

This "menu" is too big to make
As one file, so I've sought to break
It into small bites
Which I think, by rights,
Even Blondes should be able to take.

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Abort through Arts - Dance Ma Goose - Modern - Superman through Medical - Drugs
Arts - Dance - Ballet through Asses - Nice Medical - Drugs - Aphrodisiac through Money - Taxes
Asses - Plugged through Birth Control - Faulty Money - Taxes - Feds through Mythology Roman
Birth Control - Onan through Booze - Wine - Frog Networks through Oral - Cunn - Taste
Booze - Wine - Homemade through Celebs - Movies - Female Series Oral - Cunn - Technique through Penes - Improved - Colored
Celebs - Movies - Male through Clean - Immoral Penes - Improved - Enlarged through Philos - Nietzsche
Clean - Jokes through Clergy - Priests - Series Philos - People through Politics - Theory - Symbols
Clergy - Rabbis through Clinton - Women - Screwing Politics - Vice Pres through Proposition- Polite - Quick
Clinton - Women - Sexual through Congress - Deferred - Series Propositions - Polite - Series through Religion - Reincarnation
Congress - Denied through Congress - Technique - Things Religion - Saints through Shakespeare - McBeth
Congress - Unhappy through Dildoes - Botanic - Bananas Shakespeare - Othello through Space - Aliens - ZSeries
Dildoes - Botanic - Carrots through Doctors - Gynecology Space - Moon - Green Cheese through Sports - Table
Doctors - Inept through Entertain - TV - Xena Sports - Table - Cards through Vehicles - Bikes - Brands
Entertain - ZSeries through Flatulence - Medical Vehicles - Bikes - Harley through Women - Bored
Flatulence - Musical through History - Personal Women - Built through Words - Defined - Philia
History - Roman through Hookers - Houses Words - Defined - Phobia through Zoology - Giraffidae
Hookers - Houses - Fancy through Justice - Lawyers - Women Zoology- Insecta through Zoophily - Canidae - Licking
Letters through Location - Britain Zoophily - Canidae - Poodles through ZZZ - Spanish - Trans
Location - Britain - Cities through Ma Goose - Modern - Snowmen