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Well now, a woman won't moan Exhausted by orgasms sweet, Well now, I have tried your technique 'Neath this spread, with our bodys' own heat; Oh, my love, as I lay by your side, I don't mind if the sheets are all wet, I just woke up; we're lying here prone; I can think of worse things, instead "You lounge lizard!" murmured young Grace as At that she just whimpered and lay I can take anything that you've got, So spread 'em and open 'em wide; I'm lying here willing and able, Nice and easy, we've got the whole day; Watching you, as I lie here awake; To be blown 'way with this great love-fest; At night I will lie on your bed, I dreamily gaze out the porthole Tuck your head 'neath my chin, here in bed; Though we're sleepy; from lovin' we're worn; A farm girl ten miles south of Granger, The word's out that little Miss Hintz, I've heard bees keep on buzzing for hours, Are you comfy, heart of my heart? An Eskimo on his vacation, I wish that the last part were true A plumber from Lowater Creek Said a man in the midst of exulting, A well-hung young fellow was Shaver; A musician who played the bassoon Lovely date, humptious and scrumptious, A weary bride -- poor little fluff -- It was hot when I came in from mowing Whoever said fucking was fun? With Tootsie, to bed I did climb; With his pecker stretched limp on the floor There was a young woman named Jo Let's see now, six inches a stroke There was this guy, called Long John; I know a blonde girl named Idette; When Tichenor dated Miss Kitchener, A passing reporter was shook An elderly fellow named Sy, A cheerful young chap from Hong Kong Advice to the lovelorn from Kay: On the elevator, behind the closed door, With regard to a man named Calhoun, The sexual demands of Miss Payne, A sexual athlete named Slade If twixt dream and the real 'tis schism, I confess that I'm not one to boast A bellhop I met in D.C. Concerning the bees and the flowers, I think that your penis obsession, A miscegenator named Roose, (Puce - a dark yellowish red - means flea-colored)
A miscegenator named Rhees A miscegenator named Stan A young lass from the distant Laurentians, She needed some whiskey to numb her, Said Joe, "When I leave my young Stephanie, I'm guessing this friend of your friend A waitress on day-shift at Schraffts, Hypnotic, exotic, erotic, (homoioteleuton)
I hear that the youngsters go bust; She screamed with great joy as young Lynch An exchange U.S. student in France,
About dampness of sheets if your bone
Has her fainting with lust
At your ultimate thrust,
And her pussy and mind you have blown.
--- Peter Wilkins
She'll not care of dampness of sheet.
If she does, your technique
Is apparently weak;
Unlike mine which leaves girlies replete.
--- Peter Wilkins
On your girlies you sent me this week;
Now I'm really impressed,
With your style -- it's the best!
These plastic dolls, though, never speak!
--- Peter Wilkins
Feeling safe in your arms, and complete;
While, yes, it does tickle,
I'll never be fickle,
When our minds and our bodies, do meet!
--- Anon
These warm feelings can't be denied;
Yes, leave it right there,
Right next to that hair;
Mornings' dawn, inside, you'll abide!
--- Anon
From passionate fucking, you bet.
But if your waterbed,
Springs a leak instead,
You will wake up in a cold sweat!
--- Anon
Oh, my sweet thing, just look at what's grown!
See, the dawn's 'bout to break;
Oh, my love; you're awake!
Climb on top, love; we'll rattle my bone!
--- Anon
Of us spending a fortnight in bed.
May I take your mind off
Your malaise and your cough,
'Neath your duvet, by giving you head?
--- Anon
I fondled her heavenly places.
"But lizards have tongues",
I said, "and well hung,
Which they slide up your warm moisty spaces."
--- Peter Wilkins
On her back for the rest of the day;
So I fingered and licked her
And frequently dicked her,
While having my own wicked way.
--- Peter Wilkins
Whether unrolled or tied in a knot.
So plunder away,
I'll be here all day,
If you want to give me your best shot.
--- Anon
Suck my metre-long cable inside.
'Twill be many an hour
'Fore my ultimate shower,
'Cause I'm just getting into my stride.
--- Anon
To take in your meter-long cable.
Legs open and ready,
In my crotchless teddy,
To see if it's fiction or fable.
--- Anon
We will hum as we rock and we sway;
Baby, son of a gun!
We will stretch out this fun;
'Long 'bout noon, we'll be both blown away!
--- Anon
Looking down at what's wanting to bake,
'Tween the heat of my thighs,
With our moans and deep sighs;
Take me please, love, now for goodness' sake!
--- Anon
In this warm bed, our own precious nest;
Yes, we'll make it last,
And not make it fast,
Oh my darling love, you are the best!
--- Anon
While you're gently stroking my head;
You'll teach me that trick:
To roll over quick,
And lap from your bowl to be fed.
--- Anon
And relish the subtle athwart roll.
The maid brings me sweets
And rolls back the sheets,
All tented up o'er their support pole.
--- Anon
On our sides, we will nest 'neath this spread,
And our own body heat
Makes us feel soft and sweet;
Of our thoughts, nothing needs to be said!
--- Anon
There's still life in my old saddle-horn.
Though it tickles -- that hair,
Could I leave it right there,
To be ready to go in the morn?
--- Anon
Was fucked all one night in the manger.
She claimed not to know
Who diddled her so,
But she says that it felt like a stranger.
--- G0603
At the mention of sex, now will wince.
A student from Corning
Kept it in until morning,
And Miss Hintz hasn't been the same since.
--- Grand Prix Lim 589 G0614
While love birds copulate in their bowers.
But sadly, my honey,
I'm not built like a bunny,
I'll just carry on plucking flowers.
--- Tutta Gioia
Anything you need 'fore I start?
Let me know because
There won't be a pause,
Until you start coming apart.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Took a night off to succumb to temptation.
'Ere the night was half through,
The Eskimo was, too,
For their nights are of six months' duration.
--- Anon
If it were not for my curfew:
(When tiredness beckons,
I'm out within seconds,
Unless someone goes to the loo)
Was called in by a dame with a leak.
She looked so becoming
He fixed all her plumbing,
And didn't emerge for a week.
--- Anon
"I hope this is not too insulting,
But I'm sorry to say
My hard-on's passe.
I think this is simply revolting."
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
He owed an old whore a small favor.
So she said to him, "Joe,
Take it easy and slow --
This is one fuck that I want to savor.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0603
Complained sex sprees ended too soon.
He got busy in Mary
One cold January,
But gave out the nineteenth of June.
--- G0521
And also sumptuously rumptious,
Would ascertain
If her new swain
Was power stayingly pumptious.
--- Elois
Said, "My pussy's all tender and rough.
I realize, Cyril,
You're terribly virile,
But seventeen times is ENOUGH!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 732 G0071
And noticed my pecker was growing.
It took a fair session
To soothe my obsession.
When we came the last time it was snowing!
--- Anon
This is file xym
When an hour after you've begun,
You break into a sweat,
Which makes everything wet,
And helps wear down most of your gun!
--- Matthew Hills
We rolled in a manner sublime.
'Twas hours of great fun
By the time we were done,
Because Tootsie Rolls last a long time!
--- Cap'n Bean
And the bitch still imploring for more,
He said, "Ten hours screwing
Have been my undoing--
I simply can't fuck anymore!"
--- G0070
Who said to her lover, "You know,
I suppose I'll allow
You to stop pumping now.
I was finished ten minutes ago."
--- Isaac Asimov
For a mile, that should mean that a bloke
With average length,
Must posses enough strength
To rip 'til Van Winkle awoke.
--- Anon
He liked to fuck; had a long dong.
He made the gals yell,
And it was like hell.
But Long John, he just fucked too long.
--- Anon
Her name means "Hard working." You bet!
If I start her at noon,
At dusk, it's "Too soon,
Why you haven't yet worked up my wet!"
--- John Miller
She came to the door with no stitch on her.
They went out on the lawn
Where he fucked her till dawn
'Fore he managed to stifle the itch in her.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0718
But he took down some notes in his book.
They had used for coition
Such a fancy position,
That the neighborhood dogs stopped to look.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0719
At sex, he was no longer spry;
For he started to screw
Back on June twenty-two;
Didn't come till the fourth of July.
--- Cap'n Bean P0108
Had a truly fantastic oolong:
It would swell into place
For a twelve-day embrace,
And none would complain 'twas too long.
--- G0615
"Try thrashing around in the hay;
In bed before nine
And get up to dine,
Next evening, the following day."
--- Armand E Singer 564
She quit when her pussy got sore.
But she changed her mind
When they got all entwined,
And she rode to the twenty-ninth floor.
--- Don Shaw TP9802
Girls complained that he finished too soon.
He'd start the foreplay
In the first half of May,
Yet would never last far into June.
--- Isaac Asimov A
Cause even strong men to complain.
Two chaps on a spree
Started Wednesday at three,
And were carried out Sunday--Insane!
--- Grand Prix Lim 81 G0715
Thought he had his sex future all made,
But a week in the notch
In the crotch of Miss Gotch
Left him far too far gone for first aid.
--- Grand Prix Lim 201
I suggest that you try hypnotism.
You can make love all day
And not have to pay;
Just keep up that yoyo rhythm.
--- Anon
Of orgiastic delights...but a toast:
To the stupendous ability
Of my once proud facility,
I think I remember...almost.
--- Big Little Playoy Lims
Got all of his sex services free.
He patrolled corridors
Simply tapping on doors,
And calling, "Hell, honey, it's me!"
--- John Ciardi
In the fields and the gardens and bowers,
You will note at a glance
That their ways of romance,
Haven't any resemblance to ours.
--- P0201 G2336
Is the result of some kind of opression,
You write sexual terms,
And speak of your sperms,
Is a sexpert your chosen profession???
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Spent a week in Rangoon on the loose.
After trying all races
On an impartial basis,
His favorite hue remains puce.
--- Anon
Spent a week in Rangoon at his ease.
After trying all races
On an impartial basis,
His favorite was the one that had fleas.
--- Arthur Deex P9708
Spent a week on the Isle of Man.
After trying all races
On an impartial basis,
He favorite hue's now cyan.
--- Arthur Deex P9708
Once made love in a bed of fringed gentians,
Where the deeds that she did
Were so much better hid.
They're perversions, you see, no one mentions.
--- Isaac Asimov
And rapid-fire tongueing to come her.
"My spunk-drain will break!"
She cried at my snake,
As deep in her depths I did plumber.
--- Anon
Her cries of unhappiness deafen me.
But I make no apology,
I rely on technology,
And screw her by wireless telephony."
--- Isaac Asimov
Is young, but that's Time's task to mend.
Good sex isn't purty,
But if it's not dirty,
You're doing it to no good end.
--- Anon
Has a couple of interesting crafts.
She's exceedingly able
At upsetting the table,
And screwing in dumb-waiter shafts.
--- H Bate
Sex promises visions narcotic:
Its addicts distracted,
Their deeds are enacted
In ways that are often chaotic.
--- Norm Storer P9603
Concerned, as they are, with their lust.
They do fail to heed
The older gal's need.
Append to your G-spot a fine thrust.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Provided the meat in the clinch.
She cried, "God, but you're great!"
But he said to her, "Kate, ,
You have only received the first inch."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0249
Let Frenchmen into her pants.
"At home," she once said,
"We do it in bed,
But here it's a matter of chance."
--- Clifford Christ P9404
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