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A yak saw a yak and thought, "She's Two brothers bought some new digs; The Internet search brought defeat, A "ham" operator named Dwight Our dear Cynth, at the young age of four, For sometime I have known without fail I knew I was suffering from Puns In Calcutta a fey Asiatic French Swim suits of Sarah O'Hara's, Rose the soul of an old house, amazed; I watched as my ducks copulated, A crazy young fellow from Slane, He peered at me over the casement The Indy-car drivers composure In Afghanistan they make no bones A Missouri cat lover took pity The gunk in Lake Erie's reducible. Sarah Bernhart, along with Frank Harris, Sweet Lisa most surely can tease a A Polish girl, tender of heart, In the Netherlands city of Polder Said the Caliph, "Despite my excursion There was a young fellow named Lance, There was a young man from Albania To save Chinese women from freaking, Will you see what gascon really means? A pretty Hawaiian, one day, A Chinaman touring the Nile Went to Branson last week in the winter; I once met this gal from down under, A circus ringmaster called Thripp, A milliner in Zermatt, forlorn, Once in a US west coast disco, They've taken a Polack joke poll A traveller once to his sorrow, Roused from sleep, archeologist Stone There was an old girl of Uganda, A bikini-clad girl named Lenore If jungle or desert be crossed, An old sourdough near Cripple Creek Two acrobats stopped for a drink Said a cat, as he playfully threw In the mystical land of Trefoil, It is where each seaport likes to boast, I'm thorium talking tho slow. In Brazil the miners spend each day If your landlady says that she might Said an old sailor to impudent help, Biggles, flying ace, chased the hun; (Major James Bigglesworth, hero of boys book series 1998)
There was a young fellow who started In the tropics, soft notes that subsist, A forgetful professor was Gore; The garbagemen made a proposal. Mick Jagger once chewed on some Swedes A musical girl from Kuwait An incompetent king on a throne, "It's confusing," the Joint Chiefs all say. Once a knight called Sir Menper, did go Luke O'Cyte just adored Mary Jane, There once was an explorer called Burke, A member of Mensa, Abe Rosen, A well-known mesmerist ranted, What question was asked, you suppose, Marceau was just standing, white faced, Ms Noonan, of the Isle of White, Last Fall the boy said, "It's not fair. Electric power was our jewel
Just the one." Forced her down to her knees,
And kept pumping inside
For a day till she cried,
"Oh my God! Can I Everest, please!"
--- Peter Wilkins
Started raising cattle and pigs.
Their dad said, "For fame,
You need a good name."
So they checked out some good usenet sigs.
--- Rusty Smith
So their father the boys did entreat.
He said, "Boys, do not blanch,
Call the place 'Focus Ranch',
'Cause that's where the sun's rays meet."
--- Rusty Smith
Gave a girlie a horrible fright,
By saying, "Your Rube
Can't match my big tube,
And I hope to get India tonight."
--- Grand Prix Lim 264
When her mother had just waxed the floor,
Told her daughter so fair,
That you can't go in there,
Repent and go in, Cyn, no more!
--- Anon
On this fantasy voyage I would sail.
If Yale locks mount the guard
In the revered Harvard Yard,
Quid Pro Quo, Harvard beets at Olde Yale?
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9808
But my doctor said, "Switzerland Nuns."
Now my hearing is poor
So I said, "Are you sure?"
And he laughed and said, "Squits and the runs."
--- Anon
Wrote odes in his gray city attic.
Though written to speak to me,
These odes were all Greek to me,
A Spartan, no old crazy Attic.
--- Laurence Perrine P9206
Resulted in feels of her bare ass.
To one guy her response
Was a kick in the schwantz,
"That's the last time," he groaned, "I paw Sarah's."
--- Bob Giandomenico P9808
It's half-lidded windows were glazed.
"They pulled me apart,
Took me off in a cart.
Yes, this is the place I was razed."
--- Anon
And later the eggs confiscated;
I took them to England,
That arboreal green land,
Where a dozen have all in Kew bated.
--- TuttaGioia
Had some odd sort of thoughts in his brain.
He swam the rivers of France,
Led the gendarmes in dance,
And though guilty, they found him in Seine.
--- Anon
To protest to me on his placement.
His eyes snapped with fire,
"I ought to be higher!
It's too damp down here in debasement!
--- Marlene Lewis
Was rocked by the recent disclosure
That their fumes and their smoke
Consistently broke
The laws for Indy-scent-exposure.
--- P Pipers
About paving--no onerous loans
For asphalt, concrete,
Or bricks in the street.
They always put down Kabul stones.
--- A N Wilkins P9206
On a stray with a coat that was pretty.
But then faced eviction
For rental restriction.
Said he only could lease sans his kitty.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9608
'Twould be good if the lake were more usable.
To stop the pollution
Would be the solution,
And again make Lake Irreproducible.
--- Robert J Bates P9802 a
Left the Louvre and strolled on the terrace.
Defending her tits,
She kneed Frank who said "It's
The last time I paw Sarah's."
--- Arthur Deex P9701
Young man with her wiles, for she's a
Titillation to touch,
And she seems so for such,
Is the great teening power of Lisa.
--- Bob Giandomenico P0202
And a Polish lad, lonely but smart,
Might have been bound together
In Loves's lovely tether,
Had they met, but they lived Poles apart.
--- Laurence Perrine P8911
Lived a girl who had eyes that would smolder
With lust, like a fox.
So we'd hide in the rocks,
Where my marbles would quickly get boulder.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Which resulted in widespread conversion,
I can't tell one clan
From the rest in Iran.
One man's Mede is another man's Persian.
--- A N Wilkins P8407a
Who pawned his last pair of pants,
To bet on a horse,
And the nag lost, of course;
Well it should, 'twas called Norfolk Enchants.
--- Tiddy Ogg a
Who suffered from megalomania;
But an omnipotence
Just didn't make sense,
And potency bursts were in vania.
--- Bill Backe-Hansen P9206
The Great China Wall, broadly speaking,
Was, no doubt, erected
'Cause it was expected
To keep wicked voyeurs from Peking!
--- Observer
My understanding wasn't worth beans.
Instead of brag man,
I thought it meant red can,
That holds English gasolines!
--- Crispy
Found it difficult getting away.
She'd approached a young tourist
Who was not of the purest,
Saying, "Would you like to purchase a lei?"
--- Isaac Asimov
Said, "The Sphinx doesn't seem quite my style,
But yonder there be
Other ruins I see.
I'll pyramid those for a while.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Saw a sign there, made me want to enter.
I re-thought that plan
After reading again;
'Twas the "Dewey Short Visitors Center."
--- Anon
Whose heritage split me asunder.
She from Alice Springs
And Sydney. She sings.
I am Alice's and Sydney's great wonder.
--- Sumaq
At dusk, with a crack of his whip,
Made all the girls sing,
And run round the ring,
Performing a lewd Sunset Strip.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
At the loss of his prized Alpine horn,
And, unable to yodel,
His sadness was total,
So this made the Swiss hatter mourn.
--- Bob Giandomenico P0103
I paid for a bout with miss Mishko.
She wanted to fly
To the UK but I
Just left my tart in San Francisco.
--- Anon
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And found that they're mostly un-droll;
For great wits won't touch
A theme such as such,
Not even with a ten foot Pole.
--- Irving Superior P8909
He desired to take tickets to Morro,
But they said "Go away,
You can't book today,
For a journey you're taking tomorrow."
--- Archie
Found two Persians in quarrel full-blown.
With a thigh-bone, I'm told,
He knocked them both cold-
Thus stilling two Kurds with one bone!
--- Martin Bristow SmithP0103
Renowned for her coolness and candor.
When, during abuse,
Her spouse yelled, "You goose!"
She quickly retorted, "Uganda!"
--- Langford Reed
Got exhausted while swimming to shore.
The entire lifeguard crew
All came to the rescue;
They thought she was worth wading for!
--- Observer
You'll need a Tates compass -- low cost.
The accuracy
May be suspect -- thus he
Who has a Tates surely is lost.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Felt a presence of which he won't speak.
'Round his dying campfire,
He sensed smoldering ire.
'Twas the ghost of Zeb Pike's widow's pique.
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9604
From two glasses set out on the sink.
But one acrobat stumbled,
Their glasses both fumbled:
Four tumblers were tumbled -- clink, clink!
--- Laurence Perrine P8403
His wife down a well in Peru,
"Relax, dearest Thora,
Please don't be angora,
I was only artesian you."
--- Linda Marsh Coll
Nothing will grow in the soil.
But they have it made,
Thanks to profits from trade;
Their exports Are Zircon and Oil.
--- Dr Limerick
"We've more tonsorial shops than most.
When it comes to shearing,
All of us are cheering.
We all live on the Barbary Coast."
--- Tom Patton P0411
I bit off my tungsten, you know.
Bring out the black crepe,
'Cause I'm in no shape
For any oratorio.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Mining gold in the old fashioned way.
They use a sluice box
To sort out the rocks,
And each week end up weighing their pay.
--- Tom Patton P0111
Throw you out of your condo at night,
Don't take all that guff!
Stand tall; call her bluff.
Remember Condo Lessee Right
--- Dr Limerick
"If you get your legs tangled in kelp,
Or with the anchor chain,
Then kindly refrain
From running to me for some help!"
--- Observer
With Ginger and Algy had fun.
But you must take care,
When you're up in the air,
'Cause Biggles always flies undone.
--- Tony Burrell
To fuck with Miss Cash, but she farted.
He said, "I'm a fool.
Her farts foul my tool."
So the fool and Miss Cash were soon parted.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1233
Stately palms by warm breezes are kissed,
And their boughs gently sway,
Gives one pause to assay,
Sweet refrains from the noble fronds list.
--- Bob Giandomenico P0401
His actions his wife would abhor.
He caused nothing but strife
When he slammed his dear wife
And proceeded to fuck with the door.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2087
The client agreed, saying, "Those'll
Be the terms for a year."
They replied, "Don't you fear.
We are always at your disposal."
--- Anon
That came to a concert in Leeds;
They had to convict 'im
Because of the dictum
That we not bite the fan that us heeds.
--- Anon
Was adored by a fellow named Tate.
When he cried out, "Oh Miss,
Do you know love is bliss?"
She said, "No, but you hum it, I'll play it.
--- Mary Danby - 2nd Armada
Whose poor leadership, unrest has sown,
Is a monarch who's sort,
As absurd as a wart,
Is less use than that thing on a crone.
--- Bob Giandomenico
"It appears any number can play.
What are the attractions
Of disparate factions
And just who are these Kurds any Whey?"
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9611
Through the lake to save damsels in woe.
Then he lit a huge fire
For to dry their attire...
Horse is wet, Menper's pyre, ladies glow!
--- Anon
But then he met loving Elaine.
Two cells that pass
In the night, alas,
Their love, after all, was in vein.
--- Al Willis P9507
Whose lamp died in the jungle's night murk.
So he said to his band:
"Men, raise your right hand",
And it showed many hands make light work.
--- Prof M-G
He thought he was among the chosen.
In spite of the cynics,
He embraced cryogenics
For many are cold, but few frozen.
--- Robert V Davis P9609
That a spell could not be recanted.
"Could it be?", was the question,
"Post-hypnotic suggestion,
Is a thought that's forever trance-planted?"
--- Anon
Of the new Mom, sweet young Lida Rose?
"Have you chosen a name
For this lad bound for fame?"
"Waylin, 'cause he's mighty lachrymose,"
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0209
But I shot him from total distaste;
The judge took the time
To explain that a mime,
Is a terrible thing just to waste.
--- Anon
Her son, Mornin, clever and bright.
For his manner, pristine;
He was dubbed by the queen.
Now he's Mornin Noonan Knight
--- Anon
Fido bit me just now on the stair."
Said his sister, "I fear
It's just that time of year
When there's often a nip in the heir."
--- A N Wilkins P9206
Till the prices became so cruel.
It should be our goal
To expand use of coal,
Because there's no fuel like an old fuel
--- Tom Patton P0105
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