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The lap of a lady you love, My gal has a wonderful grin, That always causes a grin. Then she'll pout till I'm ready again, Oh baby, it's cold on the hillside We will share hot cider'n orange duck It's not the length of your rod, I'm looking around for a lover A sigh, and a cry, hungry kiss, Thank you my sweet, from the heart, I can still feel your warm embrace, You'll have not a care in the world, I met a young lady in Redding A distraction to last a lifetime; The cuddling's nice it is true You can see, I am up for some more; The statement, "To make love" is backed There once was a lady named Carter, In the picture of sex that you paint, My girlfriend she woke up this morn My whippet took one look and fled, One romantic and balmy September, And your soft hair smells of wild flowers; Fond dreams that can so captivate, Each encounter an ideal prelude, Her fragrance sweet scent on the breeze, The coupling of hearts in the night, The dream girl will never grow old, A young married couple of Aberystwith, You know that my coming with you, Your tongue traces trails on my bod. You know, love, just what happens next... I've missed our sexual abandon, Oh my Sweet Thing! Whene'er we're alone, The gentle art of manipulation Lasers and rays aren't my scene. After luncheon, my lady and I, Then away from the village we'll stray, We'll stroll through the heather in bloom, Then we enter the old piney wood, Now it's out in the sunshine again, And so we come down to the brook, Through a gate to a meadow so green, She lays down and spreads out her hair, I enter that cavern so moist, Then we wander along through the gloam- So there in our quiet rural idyll, With limbs so entwined and a muddle Of quick-triggered men, I am wary; Romancing Hugh Clary, you bet, You'll find that the men who are bigger One thing I will say about Betty, A warm furry muff feels just right, The girls of the South love their men; There once was a fellow named Randy The oil when applied can't be beat; On the farm a hay maker named Reese A hunter from Limerick Junction Yes, women do have an addiction There was a sweet lass from Belle Isle I once knew a woman named Kelly; Poor cuckolded Tommy's young wife'll, A young man from San Francisco Dear horny old Nelly in Frisco, Advised the wiseacre named Whittle He said that he needed maiden oil; A gurgle, or a sinus honk,
Quite simply is heaven above.
The warmth of her thigh,
Her mysteries so nigh...
Carry me! Wings of a dove!
--- Sansuesi
Engaging and charminly thin.
So soft to the tough,
But I like so much
When she teasingly says,"Come on in."
--- Cyber Wizard
I give what wshe wants, and then,
You've heard it before,
You'll hear it some more;
"I always take it right on the chin!"
--- Cyber Wizard
Five minutes, six, maybe ten,
Then another round.
She's willing, I've found
And filling and billing some, then.
--- Cyber Wizard
We can stay warm by the fireside
Up close we'll cuddle
Let the others muddle
Thru the snow that is falling outside
--- Anon
And then with a little bit o'luck
We'll build up our strength
So we'll last the length
Of the day while we're going tuck tuck
--- Anon
That you lovingly slide in my bod.
What makes me all wet,
Is the thrill that I get.
(Not to mention you drool like a slob).
--- Anon
To fondle, caress and uncover.
With body and mind,
I'll most certainly find
New erogenous zones to discover.
--- Anon
Caresses and hugs not remiss.
If he handles it right
There won't be a fight,
And will lead to an evening of bliss.
--- Anon
Loves' arrow has pierced like a dart.
In love or in lust,
It's hard to adjust.
When we're living so far apart.
--- Anon
Your hands holding my face.
Kisses so deep,
I wanted to keep,
You forever, in time and place.
--- Anon
Once my full length has unfurled.
And filled your sole
And your sweet hot hole,
As you sit upon it and swirl...
--- Anon
Who most of the boys had been bedding.
I said, "What the heck!"
As I tickled her neck --
I guess you know where this is heading!
--- Jemstone P2006
A way to have life redefine;
To find ultimate bliss.
Which starts with a kiss
And continues to pleasures devine.
--- Anon
But lying here, right next to you,
Brings me feelings of joy
As though a young boy;
I promise we're nowhere near through.
--- Anon
And now, I do know for sure
It will be a long night,
So darlin', hold tight
Cause I've never, felt this before.
--- Anon
By compassion, commitment, and tact;
This is much more complex
Than the phrase, "To have sex,"
Which implies a mere physical act.
--- Norman Storer P0503
Fell in love with a virile young Tartar.
She stripped off his pants,
At his prick quickly glanced,
And said, "For that I'm a martyr!"
--- L0279
The importance of passion's too faint.
No kisses? No nuzzles?
To hell with your muzzles;
We love without any restraint!
--- Anon
And reached across for my horn;
Out mouths conspired
We felt desire.
If I told the rest - 'twould be porn.
--- Anon
As we romped around on the bed.
We'd such a shag,
I need to brag;
Enough I think has been said.
--- Anon
She blew on the last glowing ember
Of love. 'Twas so nice,
They got passionate twice;
A long time since he'd tried to re-member.
--- Doug Harris
I could hold you close just for hours.
And just relax knowing
Your love overflowing,
Would rain down on me like fresh showers.
--- Anon
Bond fancies my mind can create;
Phantom goddess thereof,
Contemplation of love,
Beyond want in a fantasy state.
--- Joel D Ash P0502
Real changes to fit with my mood;
She reads every thought,
Doing things that are sought,
Loving zeal and my yearned attitude.
--- Joel D Ash P0502
Ardent movements with sensuous ease;
Inner flames of desire,
That mount and mount higher,
Consent that can never displease.
--- Joel D Ash P0502
Counterparts in the arts that ignite;
Endless thrill of her touch,
Ecstasy overmuch,
Satisfaction restarts appetite.
--- Joel D Ash P0502
Youthful fire that never goes cold;
There when she's bidden,
Desire not hidden,
Retire to pleasures untold.
--- Joel D Ash P0502
Who invited in friends to play whist with.
They all managed, when able,
To reach under the table,
And play with the things that they pissed with.
--- Anon
Is my most favorite thing I can do.
Your kiss and caress
Have me out of my dress
And wet, in a second or two.
--- Karen
I get hotter and wetter. (My Cod!)
It sinfully stipples
My pert, erect nipples.
Which makaes me reach out for your rod.
--- Karen
I can't really say it in text...
(If we get any tenser,
We just may be censored...)
Do you think we're both oversexed?
--- Karen
(I was hoping to just keep my hand in --
And my lips -- And my tongue!)
On your body, well hung!
Unless, of course, you've found a stand-in?
--- Ericka
This is file xlm
I impale her; just hear us both groan!
When I croon some sweet talk,
She will clench on my stalk;
Then she'll quiver and rattle my bone!
--- Allen Wolverton
Can't compare with copulation.
The velvetine tongue;
It's praises are sung
By most of the oral population.
--- Christopher
I prefer an old village green,
With cider to sup,
And a maid's breasts to cup,
Plus a pasty, to make me serene.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Look up at the summer blue sky,
"We'll go for a stroll,
See the mare and her foal."
So we wish the inn's landlord goodbye.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Past the field of the newly mown hay.
We'll leap 'cross the rill,
And up yonder hill,
To the heath-land that stretches away.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Midst the myrtle, the sage, and the broom.
See the rabbits ruch
through the underbrush,
To their burrows in that nearby combe.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And the dimness soon dampens her mood..
Though she shows little sign,
Her hand searches mine,
I squeeze, She responds, that feels good.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And we walk down that pleasant green lane,
Where the buttercups spring,
And I feel like a king,
For her hand in my grasp I maintain.
--- Tiddy Ogg
O’er the bridge rail of course we must look,
To spot the brown trout,
But we know beyond doubt,
They're too smart to be caught on a hook.
--- Tiddy Ogg
To a corner where we won't be seen;
As we stand, there I kiss
That beautiful miss,
With lascivious thoughts quite obscene.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Arranges her body with care.
Her skirt it flies wide
Leaving nothing to hide,
All her wonderful secrets laid bare.
--- Tiddy Ogg
As pleasurable murmurs are voiced,
Then we gently make love,
While the curlews above
With sweet liquid song do rejoice.
--- Tiddy Ogg
ing until we reach our home,
To the lowing of cattle,
And the old nightjar's rattle.
Who would wish from this heaven to roam?
--- Tiddy Ogg
With her blouse buttons I fiddyll.
My dick grows in size
And enters her thighs,
And I happily give her a diddyll.
--- Tiddy Ogg
We duly produced the love puddle.
Then shaking her head,
She breathlessly said:
"Oh dear, I just wanted a cuddle."
--- SFA
Be they tall or short, bald or hairy.
Just the thought makes me wince!
I've been laundering since
That last awful date with Hugh Clary.
--- Ericka
We seldom will come in duet.
Since I'm quick as a flash
Expelling the splash,
So you sleep in the spot that is wet.
--- Hugh Clary
Can better control thier hair-trigger.
Though you may look cuter
Astride a pea-shooter,
They're known to be bad for your figure.
--- SFA
She doesn't indulge in things petty.
Just after a run,
She thinks it's great fun
To take her while she's warm and sweaty.
--- Cubmeister
On a cold chilly winter night.
To keep out a draft,
Sink in your shaft,
For a warm and a cozy delight.
--- Anon
For the right to fuck hard they'll defend.
If your dick does go down
After playing around,
They will make the old "South rise again!"
--- Anon
Who thought K-Y jelly was dandy.
With a wink and a snicker,
He'd lube up his dicker
And slip it to anyone handy.
--- GrumpyFoz
When I exhale, it captures the heat
Of my breath on your skin:
Warm cherry almadine;
It is so hard to not overeat.
--- Azul
Said just prior to mounting his neice,
"You look mighty tight,
So it's no more than right
I apply some Esso axle grease!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 497
Explained his own version of unction:
"I coat my stiff dick
With bear grease an inch thick;
The better to make the thing function."
--- Armand Singer
To things that can give them some friction;
Big fellas who toil
Without using oil,
Are risking a painful eviction.
--- Anon
Who wore a perpetual smile,
And so did her lad,
For it seems that they had
Special uses for cod-liver ile.
--- Keith MacMillan 22b
Her cunt it was dry, but not smelly.
A tube of KY,
She'd gladly apply,
To make you just come on her belly.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To most any man give an eyeful.
On breasts, thighs and belly,
She spreads cream and jelly,
Inviting all-comers to trifle.
--- Anon
Left with a friend from the disco.
'Cause his KY tube
Was all out of lube,
Slobbed his knob with a big gob of Crisco.
--- Anon
Seduced a young man at a disco.
When she got him home, Nelly,
Found no KY jelly,
So the canny old lady used Crisco.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0402
Who sexes around quite a little,
"When you're greasing the skids
For the kick that makes kids,
Use Vaseline, Crisco, or spittle."
--- Grand Prix Lim 829 a
"I need it to grease up my foil,
'Cause when I start to hump,
I need it to pump,
And I'll bring your cunt to a boil."
--- Faerie
From a maid in this honky-tonk;
Mucous lubrication,
Might enhance copulation?
Just thoughts, when I'm shit-faced drunk!
--- Anon
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