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Rearward turned, her face doth beckon; A woman with buttocks so fair, Said Florence, "I do take affront So ugly a bitch was Miss Hinde Did you hear of a lady named Vicky, The prostitute drops down her drawers, I was told that the birds and the bees Emboldened by your corporate ambitions, She's easily pleased is young Mandy; Said a homely old maid, unrefined, A simple young fellow named Spear While sitting on Southampton pier, There was a young barmaid called Carol On going to college, Miss Dare It's time that I tell you the truth When reaming your girl with your pole, I once had a girl in Bombay, There was a young man from Bengal, A peculiar man is Bill Greer My lima bean smell is endearing, I've got some wine here for you, dear, Some misses look more like misters; Said an old Greek sage, "Run from the fear, When you age, best make love from behind, I took Sandy out on the town; An insulting old fellow named Jack My gal, Marylou, seems to drool They had sex on the seat in a hack; That lassie (whose surname was Kelly), All there was for ten bucks and a beer I really don't care what dogs do. There was a sore babe in McAllister, You really can't blame our Miss Ealing There was a young girl from Dundee, Thanks to sex, a young woman named Carol Bend over the dining-room table A playful young fellow was Gump "I'm so lonely," the homely lass whined; Said a naked young soldier named Mickey, Some night when you're drunk on Dutch Bols, They say that the natives of Wheeling There was a young lady whose mind There was a young woman named Sally, A cowgirl who calls the guys "Pardner" Young Mary once gave me the nod "Let's try it this new way," said Jack If a four-legged love-puppy fits Said a modern teenager named Treat, Here's Ericka down on all fours Hey 'Ricka, you wanna be my bitch? When in Minnesota, Miss Gold Your skin is all slack in the front? I told my old sex partner Fritz, A woman who lived near Cape Fear My new sweetie is named Marybeth; One question I'll ask, if you please, We met up in old Hermit's cave; "It's clear," said Big Sis with a grunt, I hope you'll not mind if I'm blunt, If advice I were fain to dispense, Boys, a girl on all fours is a treat; If your fetish's a gal on all fours, I'll give you what for from the back Well ladies, this first ride is mine, How untrue my sweet little pet As a lover of sex from behind,
Tonight to her I'll go, I reckon.
Though one thing bad,
It makes me mad,
That collie's making me go second!
--- Jim Weaver Collection A
Invitingly raised in the air,
Hopes you don't mind
To mount from behind,
And come on her sweet derriere!
--- Little Richard
To the way you belittle my cunt,
While you and your dong
Are positioned all wrong --
Would you please come around to the front?"
--- John Miller
That she never with man had entwined.
But she showed up one day
In family way,
For it seems she was fucked from behind.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0193
Thought to screw like a dog was too tricky.
When she did a quick spin,
He was no longer in,
And it got all over her, icky.
--- Chairman Steve
As the lack of new trade she deplores.
And to keep her cunt working,
Gives her boarder free firking,
While her dinner she eats on all fours.
--- Albin Chaplin
Have babies with wonderful ease;
But I can't go through it
The way that they do it --
Too hard on my elbows and knees.
--- Norm Storer P9604a
On all fours, you confirm my suspicions.
With your buttocks a-gleaming,
You give a new meaning
To the phrase "entry level positions."
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
You just have to offer her candy,
Then down on all fours,
She'll say, "Take me! I'm yours!"
(You should see what she does for a brandy!)
--- Peter Wilkins
"Let's fuck!" to a man just and kind.
He replied, "For this task,
You must put on a mask,
And I'll give you a fuck from behind."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0366
Had tricks both amusing and queer.
He tickled the asses
And cunts of the lasses,
And stuck in his cock from the rear.
--- G1030a
I told my young lass Nell, "My dear,
It's love we must make!"
My hand she did take
And asked me "From front or from rear?"
--- R Rezel
Who worked in such skimpy apparel,
Whilst in the wine cellar
Some amorous feller
Had that lass over a barrel.
--- Anon
By mother was told to beware
Of boys in her bed
For this she did dread,
So Dare fucked the boys in a chair.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0102
My girlfriend's an old snaggle tooth.
She moans and she whines
When I come in behind,
And jam it right in her cabooth!
--- Anon
Make sure you maintain your control.
You'll feel quite the fool
With shit on your tool,
Unless, of course, that was your goal.
--- Anon
Who preferred it the Old Fashioned Way,
And if given a tool,
From behind like a mule,
She'd kick and she'd buck and she'd bray.
--- Tim Fisher
Whose girlfriend was really quite tall.
He'd look up to suck;
She'd kneel down for fuck;
It worked out for them, overall.
--- Arden
Who goes for a gal from the rear.
He said, "If it's odd o' me,
At least it ain't sodomy...
I just like the action from here!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 413
And let's you now when I am nearing,
So's you can prepare
By stripping down bare,
And get ready for one hard end-rearing.
--- Anon
In a goblet that's crystal and clear.
So start up that cheer
And guide my hard spear
To your puss, as I push from the rear.
--- Anon
Some leave your eyeball with blisters.
Though ugly some be,
What's important to me,
Bunked over they all look like sisters.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Of encounters that some may think queer.
Those who learn not to spurn,
The fine turn of a stern,
May just find lots of fun from the rear."
--- Bob Giandomenico P0307
For at fifty and sixty you'll find,
If still able to get 'er,
The view will be better,
For the fact is: that love is not blind.
--- Bob Birch P0900
We dined; We danced; We got down.
Down on all fours
And tallied up scores
Of orgasms as they came 'round.
--- Mike Desso
Was berating his wife for her lack
Of a navel and tits,
And she caused him the shits --
So she told him to get off her back.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0216
Whenever she sits on my tool.
Because I can't rest
With her spit on my chest,
She must wear a bib, that's my rule!
--- Anon
It was midnight, the streets were all black.
The front seat lacked space
For them both face to face;
So they just had to do it in back.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0606
Was terribly fond of her jelly.
But the boys offered jam
And -- since jam means to cram --
She cooed "Yes, please... but not in the belly!"
--- Anon
Was a broad who presented her rear.
Said the smelly old crone,
"I'm really not prone
To argue, so stick it in here!"
--- John Miller
I would rather look down at you
And see what I find,
Than have you behind,
Where I can't enjoy the great view.
--- Anon
Claimed Willy's big puncher had calloused her.
It occurred when that gent
Took her from the rear, bent
Over forward, across an oak ballister.
--- Grand Prix Lim 735
For moaning and groaning and squealing.
She sat down on Bill's frame,
And his wad, when he came,
Blew both dame, wad and blast to the ceiling.
--- G0578
This is file wyl
Who liked picnics right by the sea.
Her boyfriend said, "Right --
Enough of this shite!"
And took her from behind on one knee.
--- Derek Scott
Looked delightful in model's apparel.
The slimming effect
Was best, I suspect,
When her man had her over a barrel.
--- Isaac Asimov
And spread 'em as far as you're able.
You'll find that my conger
Is longer and stronger,
And thicker than nautical cable.
--- Anon
Who cherished his lady friend's rump.
"Let's play leapfrog," he said,
So she lowered her head,
But he never completed the jump.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2097
She had kinky thoughts on her mind.
But in Ft. Laramie
Colonel John Jeremy,
Put his privates inside her behind.
--- Lims For Year - 01
As his cunt eyed his stiff, throbbing dickey,
"Kid, my leave's almost up,
But I feel like a tup;
Bend down, and I'll slip you a quickie."
--- L1037
Try changing the usual roles.
The backward position
Is nice for coition,
And it offers the choice of two holes.
--- L0454
Prefer to go at it while kneeling.
It does give a crick
In the shank of the prick,
But oh! what a glorious feeling!
--- G0814
Was never completely refined.
She got on her knees,
Her lover to please,
Who stuck in his prick from behind.
--- L0491
Who loved an occasional dally.
She sat on the lap
Of a well-endowed chap,
And said, "Ooo, you're right up my alley."
--- Isaac Asimov
Can fix limber pricks: she's a hardener.
But she got a rude shock
When she sat on the cock
Of that Bunyanesque fellow named Gardner.
--- G2450
To fetch her my sizable rod.
She went out of her mind
When I took her behind,
And she swore the next day, she found God!
--- Frank Sfa
As he winked at the girl in the sack.
She turned and she grunted,
"I should be affronted,
But this time I'm taken aback!"
--- H Myers T9801a
Your fetish, Miz Rue never quits;
Sniff 'n lick her behind,
She will squirm and she'll grind,
And then treat you with hominy grits!
--- Anon
"Our game 'Feed the lion' is neat.
She takes off her drawers
And gets down on all fours;
She growls and I throw her the meat!"
--- Martin B Smith P8309
The sweat is profuse from her pores.
And there's Tiddy Ogg;
He's priming his Log
For viciously ramming her doors.
--- Anon
Then shed all your clothes, every stitch.
Then I'll cock my leg
Over yours, and my peg
Will soon be there, humping your ditch.
--- Anon
Wore long johns to ward off the cold;
But they had a rear door,
Which she freauently wore
Unbuttoned for friends, I am told.
--- Al Kracht P9902a
Don't worry; it won't bear the brunt
Of any attack,
If you turn your back
By using that ju-jitsu stunt.
--- Anon
I wanted to call our thing quits;
He watches TV
While pumping on me --
To tell you the truth, it's the pits.
--- Armand E Singer 912
Would always most carefully steer
Past men whom she saw,
But was brought to the floor,
By a well-timed attack from the rear.
--- Isaac Asimov
And I swear, I just love her to death;
While we hump without guile,
I prefer doggie style,
'Cause my love-heart has got rotten breath!
--- Allen Wolverton
So Allen reply without tease:
From our metal view,
Just what did you do
To get that corpse up on her knees?
--- Travis Brasell
She's undead, but I traded old Dave
A piglet that farted.
I soon got her started;
A Heimlich will make this doll rave!
--- Allen Wolverton
"You really know shit about cunt.
Your attack from the back's
Just scratching my crack,
While missing the good stuff up front."
--- John Miller
But since it's her asshole you punt
Your attack from the back
Is just scratching her crack,
So give her a poke up the cunt.
--- Anon
'Twere better 'twas making some sense.
Instead of the focus
On her crack or her tokus,
It should mention her clitty laments.
--- Allen Wolverton
That there doggie style sure can't be beat.
You can park on her rear
A cold six pack of beer,
When your good old gal comes into heat.
--- Allen Wolverton
You should try humping one out of doors.
In the cold and the heat,
This type just can't be beat,
On the bed or the grass of the moors.
--- Richard
As my slick dick slides in your crack
My hands on your nips
A-rubbing the tips
As a choad-load explodes from my sac!
--- Archie
So please stand back there in the line.
With that pogo inside,
It's a hell of a ride,
And the ride only cost me a dime!
--- Anon
I've never charged anything yet
For you to ride on
Hop on or slide on
My pogo stick, sticky and wet
--- Anon
The state of your face I won't mind.
Would you like to have sperm
Rubbed into your perm?
Can I come to your house for a grind?
--- Jack
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