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Will anything grow from this fuss? Democrats are now feeling the squeeze Here's a tip that I can't make much plainer: Here at home, Mr. Clinton's indicted, So the victories were won at great cost. When Bill Clinton is down at the poll, I'm Clinton, the President; In order to float their own boat, The goal Clinton seized on since birth, His handlers are always astute, There once was a ignorant mob, Just out of the hot rumor mill: We are tired of the hawing and hemming. Though his plate overflowed -- his third -- Liberals are in for a scare, The problem has been, all along, Clinton thinks we're a bunch of dumb sheep, Clinton's White House will be overthrown. We took it as Ms. Rodham cackled; Clinton must not get much sleep. Hillary Billary Socks, Hey Bill, the truth can't be ducked; It's certain that I've had my fill Democrats are now shaking with fear I'm Clinton, and I can't be chucked; A senate bid for old Bill is in reach; Is it worse to play fool with a judge Clinton's been neither crowned nor ordained, Democratic resolve we applaud; Bill's facade is starting to slip. Clinton can't figure out what went wrong; "I do not need to hear one more word." Affirming his power to pervert Far be it from me to pervert us, 'Though to me it does not seem that bad, Now I'm not saying he is a saint, Clinton's pal Panetta tries stalling; Democrats have played footloose and fast, Oh neighbors, just what have we done? Bowing his head in despair, Bill's sex-life? Hey, who gives a shit? "Send the missiles!" Bill cried, "On the double! A change needed, is ever so true. Starr learned from a Monica letter Starr's attackers are forming a mob; If you're going to commit "Arkancide" "Only throw the first stone," says Bill, I'm Clinton, I can't be removed, If you want to succeed, call a pro. Regarding the Dow, Bill is mute. The Clinton's complexions are ruddy; The ChiComs gave money galore (Chinese communists) Please help Clinton in keeping his job, The First Daughter has caught a bad sneeze; To the eyes of this Clinton-hater, Bill loves power, the poor guy can't hide it. Ministers in the White House are staying, Said Our Leader to a willing young lass, Two men different in so many ways -- When Bill Clinton -- the thief of renown -- As he left, Clinton pardoned Marc Rich, To the White House the Bush family moved -- (accusation turned out to be Republican bull shit - McW)
Bill's crimes are now coming to light; Rodham tries to act sweet and demure, But some folks will never repent, From mean-awful-gun-bills protect us;
Will the taxpayers benefit thus?
(Will Bubba in jail
Do unto his tail
As he and his crew do to us?)
--- Jim Weaver Collection
As their base begins showing unease.
But Clinton just scoffs
As he brushes blame off.
He explains, "Every dog has its fleas."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"Beware the deceitful campaigner."
We need a great man,
With a sold game plan,
Not a giant-sized empty container.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But the crimes he has done won't be righted.
Folks think our good times
Somehow justify crimes
So the voters are far from delighted.
--- John Miller
We proceed, for the die has been tossed.
But the truth tends to stun;
Battles were won,
In both cases the war appears lost.
--- John Miller
And his campaign is out of control,
A victim comes forward
And falls on his sword
To make sure Clinton reaches his goal.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The liberals think I'm heaven-sent.
I can do with my schwantz
Whatever I wants;
Like my dick, you can all go get bent!
--- H Welchel
The Democrats must have your vote.
If you give it away,
They'll be here to stay.
They'll grab all of us by the throat.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Was to wield the most power on earth.
He pulled out all the stops
In his climb to the top.
In the long run, just what was it worth?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And Bill has now gained in repute.
It was always his aim
And now Clinton can claim
I am relevant, I was with Newt.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who supported a political slob.
But with hardly a dent
Above forty percent,
He now has the president's job.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"FBI to investigate Bill!"
(For aspersions quite snide,
To get under Hyde's hide,
And intimidate those on the Hill.)
--- John Miller
What we want is a "big spending" stemming.
Liberals lead us along
With a false-noted song.
Aren't you tired of just being a lemming?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Bill's dinner was meatless, I heard.
To the fowl, now belated,
He felt almost related,
A lame duck soon to be a jailbird!
--- Paul VerNooy T9712
'Cause Slick Willie just isn't aware
That raising our tax
And spending the max,
Will leave our economy bare.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That so many of the "liberal" throng
Try to rationalize,
And make up "white" lies,
Until they can't tell right from wrong!
--- John Miller
Whose votes can be bought off real cheap.
It's time that he learned
The main flock has turned.
It's time to shear Little Bo Peep.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He's about to be pushed off the throne.
One pawn of the king
Is getting ready to sing.
And it may or may not be Livingstone.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Big Government they've never tackled.
We've been tricked and manured,
And these years we've endured;
Perhaps the next four, they'll be shackled.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Facial furrows and bags appear deep.
As much as he tries,
He just can't disguise
That mistakes he has made won't be cheap.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The President's head's full of rocks.
He wants us to pay
More in taxes today.
Guess I'll have to wear holes in my socks.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
In '96 the Dems will be bucked.
If not on the chin,
And the bastards are in,
The Nation will truly be fucked!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Of Hillary Clinton and Bill.
Though the thought's hardly witty,
I think it's a pity
Their mothers weren't both on the pill.
--- John Miller
As they sense that a meltdown is near.
A new witness signed on;
Wiggle-room is all gone;
Their prize bull has been changed to a steer.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
From office I cannot be plucked.
The fate of the nation
Precludes condemnation --
(Monica ain't the only one I've fucked!)
--- Kaylin Brandon
And history has something to teach.
A senator/president
Has a great precedent;
The last was another they won't impeach.
--- Frank Petersohn
Or go on TV with your fudge?
Now Willie's done both --
Though his lies are loath,
I still George and Ron more begrudge.
--- H Welchel
But his reign has been far from restrained.
When folks wake up tomorrow
They will find to their sorrow,
Who's in line to receive the royal pain.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But their perception is flawed.
Together like glue,
Disregarding what's true;
Their conclusions are really quite odd.
--- Squeaky
The veneer is now hanging in strips.
As each layer peels 'way,
We find only clay,
And there isn't an inch without chips.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The "people" aren't singing his song.
Well, here is the gist:
The "people" are pissed!
And are set to give Clinton the gong!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Quoth the erudite senator Byrd.
To show his true fabric,
The veteran maverick
Returns to his partisan herd!"
--- George Maschke
Whilst donning his purple-hued shirt,
This felon most regal
Does all things Illegal,
Yet fancies himself the most hurt!
--- Anon
This is file vym
But some things just aren't gonna hurt us.
People in foreign lands
Shake their heads 'stead of hands,
When they see us point out how Bill's serviced.
--- Anon
Some people in this country get mad.
All the talk in this nation
Of elected flirtation,
Makes me wonder who's really been had!
--- Anon
But this school-yard talk certainly ain't.
What we should be achieving,
All our methods are leaving
Our newscasters with lack of restraint.
--- Anon
In court, his pals, Ken Starr is hauling.
As they burn, Bill will fiddle,
And just like Chicken Little
Rodham's screaming, "Oh no! The sky's falling!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Throwing "bombs" but were caught in the blast.
When they used dynamite,
It gave off lots of light.
They can't hide their soiled present and past.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
We're caught in a web we have spun.
We helped Clinton spin it
And not we're caught in it,
And the spider won't stop till he's done.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The President prayed this short prayer:
Give me a break!
I made a mistake!
This whole thing is so goddamned unfair!
--- George Maschke
Who cares if he can't keep it zipped?
But selling the country
And his effrontry,
Is what made that sleazebag unfit.
--- Anon
To reduce those Afghanis to rubble."
It made sense, he decided;
His missile (unguided)
Was the thing that had got him in trouble.
--- David Finley
But the last change we had ('92)
Was to already-soiled
So the purpose was foiled --
Here's a change that's now years overdue!
--- John Miller
The technique that our Bill used to get her.
They practiced precision
New age circumcision.
As Reformed, she'd not known any better.
--- David Finley
They hate him for doing his job.
In spite of Bill's mess
On Monica's dress,
We are told we should CREDIT the slob!
--- Publius TP9901
Rules suck -- but you must abide -- f
Dig deep in Mena,
And crap out in places to hide!
--- Marsha Magee TP9807
"If you are sin free, if you will."
By this means, the crook
Hopes to get off the hook;
Should we empty all prisons, as well?
--- Joe Long
Though my crimes may be many and proved.
'Cause they don't have the will
On Capitol Hill,
When the polls show that that's disapproved.
--- John Miller
To cut losses, you must call Perot.
You can't call Slick Willie
Or Chelsea or Millie.
Get someone to watch all our dough.
--- Al Willis
Credit the GOP and Newt.
This Prez is a sleaze,
So why can't we please
Give this lecherous cad, the boot?
--- MrMalo
Their record is shameful and bloody.
The most skilful bard
Would find it quite hard,
That pair's reputation to muddy.
--- John Miller
To the campaign of Clinton and Gore.
Bill's impeachment reason
Should be called treason,
And include accomplice Al Gore.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Where he's in a position to rob
Everyone without fail,
Without going to jail,
Or getting rubbed out by the mob.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Our Leader has damaged his knees;
And when asked of things shady,
It seems the First Lady
Has contracted Alzheimer's Disease.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The Prez to Photo-ops does cater;
In the South African Union
He took Holy Communion.
Do you think he attended a Seder?
--- Puff Adder
He got hooked the first time that he tried it.
We were duped and supplied it
And Bill climbed astride it.
I wonder how long he can ride it?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
They help Clinton avoid sin by their praying.
And watch the bedroom Lincoln;
This sure has me thinkin';
I wonder how much they are paying.
--- Frank Petersohn
"Here's your chance to be truly first class.
It is really quite slick
To lick the first prick.
Mike and George only get to kiss ass."
--- David Finley
One earns jeers while the other earns praise.
Let's contrast and compare
Just how each of them fare
When we look at these last hundred days.
--- Anon
Left the White House and got out of town
He showed he is white trash
As he took campaign cash
And White House gifts which weren't nailed down.
--- Anon
Susan McDougal (she was no snitch),
And Bill the draft-dodger
Pardoned his brother Roger --
In the Hall of Shame he earned a new niche.
--- Anon
So the occupant status improved.
But when they arrived there
Living quarters were bare --
Because furnishings Clinton removed.
--- Anon
Mr. Rogers will join in the fight.
On his very next show,
He'll ask kids what they know.
Boys and girls, can you say "indict"?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And Bill's feeling your pain, that's for sure.
But from him and his wench
We're detecting a stench;
Every day's a new pile of manure.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Of their Bill they will never relent,
No matter how sleazy
Or crooked or cheeesy,
They'll defend the big creep -- it's their bent!
--- Anon
Does he say stupid things just to vex us?
After speech quite absurd,
Willy's comment was heard:
"They'd cut us a new one in Texas!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
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