Our president's name is Slick Willie, Have mercy, O Lord, on this sinner. He's no longer famed for his hard on Said Clinton in reply to the press, Clinton's make-believe world has been rocked "How absurd! It was not quid pro quo! Yes, we have squandered a fortune; With Bill Clinton, don't be taken in; Clinton kills budget bills with a strike, I'm Clinton, my rod and my staff I'm Clinton and you can trust me! The president's loud protestation It's election time, Clinton is spewing It has recently become quite plain: Willie grew up, I'm afraid White House spin doctors, tight-lipped with speech, Once again Clinton's under attack; Every day some new Democrat sighs, I'm Clinton, the nation's chief crook; The mood at the White House is tense Sex it has been since December; When a surgeon takes cancerous lump, As for Bill, who is not half as smart: When your passion for Bill has gone sour, The floods have caused problems, they say, Stout William! Despite all predictions, At a dinner in greater Van Nuys, To say Bill is dumb, isn't true! Now what of old Bill C., our Friar? Gay William! You must get a thrill On the Clintons, the polls do both; Clinton struggles to do what is right; I wish that all people were free,
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There once was a man named Bill, Clinton's promises really are cheap; A frontal assault on Constitutionality Our disgust with slick Bill we can't mask. It's First Marriage, year twenty-three, The public is hardly astute; To describe the distaste that they foster, Willy, Commander in Chief! That you still stick up for Slick Bill, The public made OJ its hero; Bill Clinton has a hell of a time You know that I'm no Clinton Fan. Lying politicos ain't nothing new; Remember back in yesteryear, This country has sunk in the mire The ship's sinking; the Clintons they thank. Bill wants to extract from my clone, Clinton thinks he's the cock of the walk Some people here hate when I bash It is said that Prince Andrew is randy. Bill! Your fat campaign stash, I'm Clinton, ex president; The first marriage now has a new start on; The Clintons, they do not own a home, There once was a redneck named Bill Dems say it's no good for the nation, Slick Willie always gave us a chill; Slick Willy, the bad boy from Hope The President's in a disgrace; The Prez also hails from this State; Farewell to Bill Clinton and Gore. (Bullshit - McW)
It seems that this sexual affair, Oh, I'm so proud of myself! Those disparagers wishing him ill,
Who thinks fidelity is silly.
He'll pull down his pants
(A re-election stance)
And he'll find that November is chilly!
--- Dean
But please notice, O Lord, I came in her
Sweet mouth with my pole,
Which provides a loophole
That my lawyers all claim is a winner.
--- David Finley
Or his lies about holes he's parred on.
Now the guys like Marc Rich
Give the son of a bitch,
Gobs of cash and then beg his pardon.
--- Tom Patton P0105
"These pardons are causing distress.
I am shocked and dismayed
That you say I was paid!
Why do you and your ilk second guess?"
--- Tom Patton P0105
And he cannot believe he's been mocked.
When challenged on pardons,
His lower jaw hardens
And he says, "If you doubt me, I'm shocked!"
--- Rightwing...com P0104
I am shocked that you're judging me so!
Her exotic perfume
Spelled my legacy's doom --
It had nothing to do with the dough!"
--- William N Nesbit P0104
The country's been in a contortion.
But it isn't too late
To seal Clinton's fate,
And do a post-partum abortion.
--- Liam na Beag
He'll say anything just to win.
Promises from his mouth
Quickly turn and go south,
Just as soon as the ballots are in.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But he's forced to sign some he dislikes.
But before the ink dries,
He makes plans to revise
All the bills that his buddies don't like.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Are beaten by no one by half.
My staff puts great spin
On all of my sin,
While my rod gives me many a laugh.
--- John Miller
I'm honest as honest can be!
I only tell lies
Like the rest of you guys,
When it helps me to get off scot-free.
--- John Miller
On his fall to the intern's temptation:
"This affair is still moral,
As long as it's oral.
Straight screwing I save for the nation."
--- David Finley
All the tax cuts and projects he's doing.
But come late December,
He'll not remember,
And it's you and it's me he'll be screwing!
--- Anon
Our economy's circling the drain.
We are barely afloat,
Without a life boat.
But the Clintons still sip their champagne.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Quite a life for himself he has made.
He may be a real prick
But we laugh, call him "Slick",
He's a crook with it made in the shade
--- Anon
Need a plan to clean up and throw bleach
On the mountain of muck
In which Clinton is stuck,
Like a sick whale washed up on the beach.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
For a bimbo, he jumped in the sack.
He said, with a hiss,
"To get out of this,
I'll lob a few bombs at Iraq."
--- Shadowloup
That Bill really was not very wise
To go out with a whimper
And a bit of a simper,
With the rugs, silverware, and more lies.
--- Anon
On chutzpah, I've written the book.
The Republicans raved
At my actions depraved,
Now look how them suckers been took!
--- John Miller
As subpoena deliveries commence.
Those facing indicting
Are engaged in nail-biting,
While their hearts palpitate in suspense.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That's not where it started, remember?
The Whitewater fraud
And others -- Good God!
Will this crook still be here next September?
--- John Miller
To call him a hero we jump.
The opposite's true
In the Democrat's view;
Impeaching that arrogant hump!
--- Squeaky
Will he function when they are apart
Or slink back to Hope,
And get caught dealing dope,
And prove that he's not worth a fart?
--- Anon
Just obstruct his addiction to power.
You can squelch the game plan
Of the razorback clan,
If you send them all off to the showers.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
So Clinton will visit today
With a partial solution
For this State's pollution:
It'll lessen when he goes away!
--- Anon
You've held to you innermost conviction.
Like that other guy
Who believed the Big Lie,
Was the greatest of social prescriptions.
--- John Miller
Bill stumped, fabricating his lies.
"Trust me and my plan,
I'm your number one man;
Are you going to finish those fries?"
--- TLRS
He is not bereft of IQ.
But if you should mean
The Washington scene,
The poor guy just hasn't a clue!
--- Larry Davis P9505
His mandate to rule may expire.
The axe could be swift.
If it cuts him adrift;
At least he'll have cash to retire!
--- Friar T9801
That two-thirds of the folks love you still:
That you didn't go bust
From betraying your trust,
Exposed like a failed circus shill.
--- John Miller
There's been great economic growth.
The Dems say Ken Starr
Has gone way too far.
Who cares if Bill lied under oath.
--- Tom Simon
Apologize, bite his lip, look contrite.
But don't you be fooled,
His ardor's not cooled.
"Sorry" is just a sound bite.
--- Anon
Well fed and without misery;
But I REALLY would smile
Could I be a Rottweil-
-er and Clinton a very small tree.
--- Anon
Who had one too many a pill.
He said he would lead
As President, indeed,
And he led the U.S. down the hill.
--- John Miller's daughter
They roll off his tongue in his sleep.
When they fail to come true,
Willie knows what to do:
"Feel your pain, hang his head, and then weep."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Drove Nixon from office, don't you see?
Distinguish Willie Slick
From old Tricky Dick --
With Clinton, it's full frontal nudity.
--- David A Brooks Q
There's a favor we can't wait to ask.
Gloves come off of the shelf,
"Sir, please do to yourself
An impossible bodily task."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But where are Bill and Hillary?
She's on a trip, long planned;
In DC, Bill's making a stand.
Well, Clintons, Happy Anniversary!
--- Tom Simon
It's amazing what they can call cute.
Having gun molls
and Cabbage Patch Dolls,
And the leader they picked is a beaut!
--- John Miller
Just take a look at the personnel roster.
The First Lady, to wit,
Ain't worth a good shit,
And as President, Bill's an imposter.
--- Squeaky TP9807
How's it feel to be worse than a thief?
A missle or two
For distraction will do;
You sure won't feel any grief.
--- John Miller
Surprises me and always will;
An immoral cad,
And liar, real bad --
Of him, I've had more than my fill.
--- Chris Papa
Adored once, both Hitler and Nero.
Though I won't bet a tuppence,
They'll get their coeuppance;
My love for the Clintons is zero.
--- John Miller
Putting song to his rhythm and rhyme.
He spins all the facts
And his character lacks
Any virtuous thought worth a dime.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I'm tired of his failure to plan.
His place in history
Is really a mystery --
He's just not a legacy man.
--- Frank Petersohn
It's something that all of them do.
But it's no accident,
Even his dick is bent,
'Cause of everything he has screwed.
--- Kaylin Brandon
When the big drink was Billy Beer?
We've got a new louse
In the old White House,
And this swill is much worse I fear.
--- Skumbunny
When the man we have chose to admire
Is too meek to inhale
And stays out of jail,
'Cause of people too scared to inquire.
--- John Miller
In '96 they're afraid they'll draw blank.
The party they'll wreck;
Let's haul them on deck;
It's now time to start walking the plank.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
What I read when I'm nursing a bone?
But how could my sleaze
Ever possibly please,
Such a pro at producing his own?
--- Anon
And likes lots of young hens in his flock.
But his days as a rover
Are soon to be over,
His wings clipped by a small chicken hawk.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Bill Clinton, whom I think is trash.
You think that this slob
Really does a good job.
Will you still love him after The Crash. (stockmarket)
--- John Miller
At the White House, Bill offered him candy.
"This is bloody delight!
You're the Kingfish, all right."
What a photo-op: Anus and Andy!
--- Doug from Upland T9707
So bloated with illegal cash,
Has proven with spin,
Any asshole can win,
Even miserable criminal trash.
--- John Miller
I stole what I could when I went.
The master of sleaze,
I will do what I please,
Get richer and never repent!
--- Anon
Hillary with a new look so smart on.
She got a gold pin;
He won't do it again.
Now they both will have a heart on.
--- Tom Simon
As over the world they now roam.
Living large with no rents
At taxpayer's expense,
I'm so pissed, I can't finish this poem.
--- Tom Simon
Who made it to Capitol Hill.
How he'll be treated in history
Is really a mystery,
But he should be cast out with the swill.
--- Popsicle TP9901
This tawdry stuff on each TV station.
Well, we've got a solution
To this news pollution:
The Senate should consider castration!
--- Frank Petersohn
Now his wife is on Capitol Hill.
Neither will go away
So our job every day
Is to report how they make us ill.
--- Al Bienstock
Has been known many ladies to grope.
The place for Slick Willy
Is not sleeping with Hilly,
But dangling from the end of a rope.
--- Anon
Someone else should be taking his place.
First we should teach him
And then we'd impeach him,
Before he falls flat on his face.
--- Arden
An Arkansan who'd probably mate
With any relation --
But hell, the whole Nation
Is fucked by the First Reprobate.
--- Irish
Their ship's going down far from shore.
{Pardon my quip,
But "Have a nice trip!"
We simply can't stand four years more.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
In this case is just a small hair.
After decades of crime,
Bill Clinton's time
May have come, and I'm glad I was there.
--- John Miller
A smutty and porcine fat elf!!
I'm a scum sucking drone
Who's sure he alone
Knows what's best for the Nation itself!
--- Anon
In the media always hoot Bill.
Those more deeply involved,
Think the fault could be solved,
By interring him up on Boot Hill.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9803