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Our president's name is Slick Willie,
Who thinks fidelity is silly.
He'll pull down his pants
(A re-election stance)
And he'll find that November is chilly!
--- Dean

Have mercy, O Lord, on this sinner.
But please notice, O Lord, I came in her
Sweet mouth with my pole,
Which provides a loophole
That my lawyers all claim is a winner.
--- David Finley

He's no longer famed for his hard on
Or his lies about holes he's parred on.
Now the guys like Marc Rich
Give the son of a bitch,
Gobs of cash and then beg his pardon.
--- Tom Patton P0105

Said Clinton in reply to the press,
"These pardons are causing distress.
I am shocked and dismayed
That you say I was paid!
Why do you and your ilk second guess?"
--- Tom Patton P0105

Clinton's make-believe world has been rocked
And he cannot believe he's been mocked.
When challenged on pardons,
His lower jaw hardens
And he says, "If you doubt me, I'm shocked!"
--- Rightwing...com P0104

"How absurd! It was not quid pro quo!
I am shocked that you're judging me so!
Her exotic perfume
Spelled my legacy's doom --
It had nothing to do with the dough!"
--- William N Nesbit P0104

Yes, we have squandered a fortune;
The country's been in a contortion.
But it isn't too late
To seal Clinton's fate,
And do a post-partum abortion.
--- Liam na Beag

With Bill Clinton, don't be taken in;
He'll say anything just to win.
Promises from his mouth
Quickly turn and go south,
Just as soon as the ballots are in.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Clinton kills budget bills with a strike,
But he's forced to sign some he dislikes.
But before the ink dries,
He makes plans to revise
All the bills that his buddies don't like.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

I'm Clinton, my rod and my staff
Are beaten by no one by half.
My staff puts great spin
On all of my sin,
While my rod gives me many a laugh.
--- John Miller

I'm Clinton and you can trust me!
I'm honest as honest can be!
I only tell lies
Like the rest of you guys,
When it helps me to get off scot-free.
--- John Miller

The president's loud protestation
On his fall to the intern's temptation:
"This affair is still moral,
As long as it's oral.
Straight screwing I save for the nation."
--- David Finley

It's election time, Clinton is spewing
All the tax cuts and projects he's doing.
But come late December,
He'll not remember,
And it's you and it's me he'll be screwing!
--- Anon

It has recently become quite plain:
Our economy's circling the drain.
We are barely afloat,
Without a life boat.
But the Clintons still sip their champagne.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Willie grew up, I'm afraid
Quite a life for himself he has made.
He may be a real prick
But we laugh, call him "Slick",
He's a crook with it made in the shade
--- Anon

White House spin doctors, tight-lipped with speech,
Need a plan to clean up and throw bleach
On the mountain of muck
In which Clinton is stuck,
Like a sick whale washed up on the beach.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Once again Clinton's under attack;
For a bimbo, he jumped in the sack.
He said, with a hiss,
"To get out of this,
I'll lob a few bombs at Iraq."
--- Shadowloup

Every day some new Democrat sighs,
That Bill really was not very wise
To go out with a whimper
And a bit of a simper,
With the rugs, silverware, and more lies.
--- Anon

I'm Clinton, the nation's chief crook;
On chutzpah, I've written the book.
The Republicans raved
At my actions depraved,
Now look how them suckers been took!
--- John Miller

The mood at the White House is tense
As subpoena deliveries commence.
Those facing indicting
Are engaged in nail-biting,
While their hearts palpitate in suspense.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Sex it has been since December;
That's not where it started, remember?
The Whitewater fraud
And others -- Good God!
Will this crook still be here next September?
--- John Miller

When a surgeon takes cancerous lump,
To call him a hero we jump.
The opposite's true
In the Democrat's view;
Impeaching that arrogant hump!
--- Squeaky

As for Bill, who is not half as smart:
Will he function when they are apart
Or slink back to Hope,
And get caught dealing dope,
And prove that he's not worth a fart?
--- Anon

When your passion for Bill has gone sour,
Just obstruct his addiction to power.
You can squelch the game plan
Of the razorback clan,
If you send them all off to the showers.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

The floods have caused problems, they say,
So Clinton will visit today
With a partial solution
For this State's pollution:
It'll lessen when he goes away!
--- Anon

Stout William! Despite all predictions,
You've held to you innermost conviction.
Like that other guy
Who believed the Big Lie,
Was the greatest of social prescriptions.
--- John Miller

At a dinner in greater Van Nuys,
Bill stumped, fabricating his lies.
"Trust me and my plan,
I'm your number one man;
Are you going to finish those fries?"
--- TLRS

To say Bill is dumb, isn't true!
He is not bereft of IQ.
But if you should mean
The Washington scene,
The poor guy just hasn't a clue!
--- Larry Davis P9505

Now what of old Bill C., our Friar?
His mandate to rule may expire.
The axe could be swift.
If it cuts him adrift;
At least he'll have cash to retire!
--- Friar T9801

Gay William! You must get a thrill
That two-thirds of the folks love you still:
That you didn't go bust
From betraying your trust,
Exposed like a failed circus shill.
--- John Miller

On the Clintons, the polls do both;
There's been great economic growth.
The Dems say Ken Starr
Has gone way too far.
Who cares if Bill lied under oath.
--- Tom Simon

Clinton struggles to do what is right;
Apologize, bite his lip, look contrite.
But don't you be fooled,
His ardor's not cooled.
"Sorry" is just a sound bite.
--- Anon

I wish that all people were free,
Well fed and without misery;
But I REALLY would smile
Could I be a Rottweil-
-er and Clinton a very small tree.
--- Anon

This is file vxm

There once was a man named Bill,
Who had one too many a pill.
He said he would lead
As President, indeed,
And he led the U.S. down the hill.
--- John Miller's daughter

Clinton's promises really are cheap;
They roll off his tongue in his sleep.
When they fail to come true,
Willie knows what to do:
"Feel your pain, hang his head, and then weep."
--- Jim Weaver Collection

A frontal assault on Constitutionality
Drove Nixon from office, don't you see?
Distinguish Willie Slick
From old Tricky Dick --
With Clinton, it's full frontal nudity.
--- David A Brooks Q

Our disgust with slick Bill we can't mask.
There's a favor we can't wait to ask.
Gloves come off of the shelf,
"Sir, please do to yourself
An impossible bodily task."
--- Jim Weaver Collection

It's First Marriage, year twenty-three,
But where are Bill and Hillary?
She's on a trip, long planned;
In DC, Bill's making a stand.
Well, Clintons, Happy Anniversary!
--- Tom Simon

The public is hardly astute;
It's amazing what they can call cute.
Having gun molls
and Cabbage Patch Dolls,
And the leader they picked is a beaut!
--- John Miller

To describe the distaste that they foster,
Just take a look at the personnel roster.
The First Lady, to wit,
Ain't worth a good shit,
And as President, Bill's an imposter.
--- Squeaky TP9807

Willy, Commander in Chief!
How's it feel to be worse than a thief?
A missle or two
For distraction will do;
You sure won't feel any grief.
--- John Miller

That you still stick up for Slick Bill,
Surprises me and always will;
An immoral cad,
And liar, real bad --
Of him, I've had more than my fill.
--- Chris Papa

The public made OJ its hero;
Adored once, both Hitler and Nero.
Though I won't bet a tuppence,
They'll get their coeuppance;
My love for the Clintons is zero.
--- John Miller

Bill Clinton has a hell of a time
Putting song to his rhythm and rhyme.
He spins all the facts
And his character lacks
Any virtuous thought worth a dime.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

You know that I'm no Clinton Fan.
I'm tired of his failure to plan.
His place in history
Is really a mystery --
He's just not a legacy man.
--- Frank Petersohn

Lying politicos ain't nothing new;
It's something that all of them do.
But it's no accident,
Even his dick is bent,
'Cause of everything he has screwed.
--- Kaylin Brandon

Remember back in yesteryear,
When the big drink was Billy Beer?
We've got a new louse
In the old White House,
And this swill is much worse I fear.
--- Skumbunny

This country has sunk in the mire
When the man we have chose to admire
Is too meek to inhale
And stays out of jail,
'Cause of people too scared to inquire.
--- John Miller

The ship's sinking; the Clintons they thank.
In '96 they're afraid they'll draw blank.
The party they'll wreck;
Let's haul them on deck;
It's now time to start walking the plank.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Bill wants to extract from my clone,
What I read when I'm nursing a bone?
But how could my sleaze
Ever possibly please,
Such a pro at producing his own?
--- Anon

Clinton thinks he's the cock of the walk
And likes lots of young hens in his flock.
But his days as a rover
Are soon to be over,
His wings clipped by a small chicken hawk.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Some people here hate when I bash
Bill Clinton, whom I think is trash.
You think that this slob
Really does a good job.
Will you still love him after The Crash. (stockmarket)
--- John Miller

It is said that Prince Andrew is randy.
At the White House, Bill offered him candy.
"This is bloody delight!
You're the Kingfish, all right."
What a photo-op: Anus and Andy!
--- Doug from Upland T9707

Bill! Your fat campaign stash,
So bloated with illegal cash,
Has proven with spin,
Any asshole can win,
Even miserable criminal trash.
--- John Miller

I'm Clinton, ex president;
I stole what I could when I went.
The master of sleaze,
I will do what I please,
Get richer and never repent!
--- Anon

The first marriage now has a new start on;
Hillary with a new look so smart on.
She got a gold pin;
He won't do it again.
Now they both will have a heart on.
--- Tom Simon

The Clintons, they do not own a home,
As over the world they now roam.
Living large with no rents
At taxpayer's expense,
I'm so pissed, I can't finish this poem.
--- Tom Simon

There once was a redneck named Bill
Who made it to Capitol Hill.
How he'll be treated in history
Is really a mystery,
But he should be cast out with the swill.
--- Popsicle TP9901

Dems say it's no good for the nation,
This tawdry stuff on each TV station.
Well, we've got a solution
To this news pollution:
The Senate should consider castration!
--- Frank Petersohn

Slick Willie always gave us a chill;
Now his wife is on Capitol Hill.
Neither will go away
So our job every day
Is to report how they make us ill.
--- Al Bienstock

Slick Willy, the bad boy from Hope
Has been known many ladies to grope.
The place for Slick Willy
Is not sleeping with Hilly,
But dangling from the end of a rope.
--- Anon

The President's in a disgrace;
Someone else should be taking his place.
First we should teach him
And then we'd impeach him,
Before he falls flat on his face.
--- Arden

The Prez also hails from this State;
An Arkansan who'd probably mate
With any relation --
But hell, the whole Nation
Is fucked by the First Reprobate.
--- Irish

Farewell to Bill Clinton and Gore.
Their ship's going down far from shore.
{Pardon my quip,
But "Have a nice trip!"
We simply can't stand four years more.

(Bullshit - McW)
--- Jim Weaver Collection

It seems that this sexual affair,
In this case is just a small hair.
After decades of crime,
Bill Clinton's time
May have come, and I'm glad I was there.
--- John Miller

Oh, I'm so proud of myself!
A smutty and porcine fat elf!!
I'm a scum sucking drone
Who's sure he alone
Knows what's best for the Nation itself!
--- Anon

Those disparagers wishing him ill,
In the media always hoot Bill.
Those more deeply involved,
Think the fault could be solved,
By interring him up on Boot Hill.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9803


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