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Exposing political crimes We are destined to lead and not trample; Politicians are cyclic, I've found; How he cried when he lost the election. Way back in the seventies, when Then when the flower was power, A quarter of a century on, You may wish to check your history, These days countries are not deemed radical The political job is to HOODWINK Every four years political brahmas Politicians tend to be pesty, We had it right there in our hands; Their days of fine wine and sweet roses Let's put aside Mony Lewinsky L.B.J. said, "It only makes sense Great love is the law that Jesus taught. Politicians, it seems, always knock I swear when I'm Commander-in-Chief I'll swear by the All Mightly I do solemnly swear to bestow (CNO - chief of naval operations)
The Wife of the President's oath: The President: "Although I swore The United States Constitution Providing many things, OMNIBUS, Vote for the candidate who We love our great union, by God, Of our patriots, one will remain For environment spare no expense, The politicos, ours, yours, or theirs; Since its self-esteem tie isn't fabled, I favor PC but God damn! (PC - politically correct)
A scientist bold has averred, This democracy's a big sham. There is no reason nor rhyme To protestors I offer this plea: (protestors should not lay down in front of trains)
I suppose I could go on all day; In politics never admit In Congress they make a great show Blacks want in the White ivory tower. As the Clinton-Gore camp slowly fudges By nobles, it's called aristocracy, I don't have the slightest desire We don't allow discrimination At elections, spot the traitor "For the greatest respect I am fated. A big-hearted liberal named Stan; Gay activists, using some tricks, I am proud of this grand USA It's OK to go after the president, My advice, just forget that it's fun (sounds like Perot - McW)
Politicians and cats have been sung Said Aesop: "The wren is the king The moral, of course, of this tale, That fable of old was the precedence, In politics, normally hectic, An engineer lacking precision Forget, my dear Sean, your debate... If our forefathers saw us today, An interpreter named Ali Fink Political men with verbosity, BROW been to southeastern VA - It matters not who wins the race, A woman named Coulter cried "Treason." That old goat Teddy isn't "all there." Abroad in the country, a schism The Republicans want to ban sex,
May prompt these polemical rhymes.
But the cruelest of curses
Gives fuel to these verses:
May we live in such interesting times.
--- Tereze Gluck
The proof in our history is ample.
You can be sure
Our leadership pure,
Is only one shining example.
--- John Miller
"Predecessors were liars!", they pound.
But once they get in,
They too, start to spin.
What goes 'round, comes 'round and 'round.
--- Tony Burrell
In the ranks, there were lots of defection.
But this wasn't bad,
Or explicitly sad,
As the day when he lost an erection!
--- Al Willis P9611
We fought with both bodies and pen
To change the whole world;
Now banners are furled,
We've lost the good fight once again!
--- Anon
We thought it was best not to cower.
Chicago a shock,
In Oz we did flock,
And our pigs, the boom they did lower.
--- Archie
Where has that reforming zeal gone?
My fellow protesters
Now claim to be besters;
Once elected they started to drone.
--- Archie
Edison invented electricity.
And Americas' lot
Is a great melting pot;
So all are related, you see.
--- Anon
Who eschew a rule autocratical.
Governing bodies
Who rule in two parties
Must sent their monarchs on sabbatical.
--- Gary Hallock
The voters, who, one would think,
Could see throught the ads
To the money in scads,
Buying access to policy links.
--- Chris Papa
Rerun all thos old melodramas,
So that folks on the scene
Will know what they mean
When they call this a nation of promise.
--- A N Wilkins P8811
Making bountiful lies that are zesty.
But you'll never hear said
To the day that you're dead:
"Dixeras itaque fecesti."
--- Anon
The chance to make all our amends.
But most have sold out
They've now got the clout
And thats where our ideal all ends!
--- Anon
Were blasted for some with firehoses.
Now the torch has been dropped,
The vigor's been swapped,
For ease as our youth smugly dozes.
--- Anon
And Theodore "Mail's Here" Kaczinsky;
Leave Diana to rest,
Place your hand on your breast
And swear not to be a buttinsky.
--- Steevo
To work a good scam or pretense
For all that it yields.
You can't fertilize fields
By just farting outside of the fence."
--- A N Wilkins P9106
Enlightenment was what Buddha sought.
When politicians read a holy book,
This is the advice for which they look:
How to sin publicly and not get caught.
--- Lynn Mostafa
The things that make us all rock;
Like sex, drugs and fights,
And greed and long nights,
The very nature of the flock.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I'll listen to all gay GI beef.
All my military knowledge
Gained at that English college
Tells me it'll cause no real grief.
--- Harry Rubin P9301
Not to lift Gennifer's nighty
And lose weight
When I abate
My consumption at dinner plus high tea.
--- Harry Rubin P9301
Rights for fags in the service to show
We have no prejudice,
And in keeping with this,
A rear admiral will be CNO.
--- Don Moore P9301
(Although Women libbers may loath)
To smile all the time
While knowing that I'm
In charge of Bill's penile growth.
--- Irving Superior P9301
A lot of things, that was before
I was elected.
Now as expected,
My objective is now four years more."
--- Irving Superior P9301
Owed a good deal to his contribution;
This came as a shock
In Heaven to Locke,
And he offered to make restitution.
--- Peter Alexander
Like shot expelled from a blunderbuss,
May strike many people
Like chimes from the steeple,
But most see only de minimus.
--- Daniel Ford
Will promise, (and probably do,)
For every law passed
And votes duly cast,
They have to repeal at least two.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Though it sometimes engages in fraud.
It may lie, it may cheat,
It may practice deceit --
But it never does anything odd.
--- Neal Wilgus P8608
To the likes of George III, a sore bane.
While from his "Common Sense"
Tom sought no recompense,
He to George was intractable Paine.
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9612
And for sure give the poor recompense.
As we strive for the good,
It is well understood,
We have patronage jobs to dispense.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Spouting promises, hawking their wares,
From a highly tiered set.
Makes me wonder? You bet.
"There a DORK AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS."
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9610
It's important how people are labeled.
So today one whose blind,
Deaf, and out of his mind,
Is referred to as "differently abled."
--- John Sandler P9110
I really can't change what I am.
I like laughs, not the humdrum,
So it's quite a conundrum,
Like that Jewish dilemma: free ham.
--- Don Moore P9110
After he and his cohorts conferred;
Politicians en mass
Get their start through the ass,
And are born as a twelve-inch long turd.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1933
This is file vnl
The winner is simply a ham.
For you know what I mean;
Whatever they seem,
Who wins? Another Politician!
--- Anon
To hear what we hear all the time,
And the "facts" they rehearse
Are often the reverse,
Like: "Poverty causes crime!"
--- F R Duplantier Lib Lim
Though the Bill of Rights says you are free,
Should your legs leave your torso
Via swift iron horse, oh
Please don't come running to me.
--- Martin Wellborn P8709
But I'll cut it off here just to say
I think life is GREAT!
So let's celebrate
This FUCKED-UP AMERICAN WAY!
--- Anon
You fondled and un-wifly teat.
Because if you do,
"The public he'll screw"
And all kinds of negative shit.
--- Irving Superior P9110
That principles make them all go.
But we all know better,
What moves each go getter
Is principle of QUID PRO QUO.
--- Chris Papa
Whites see only Black angry glower.
The foundational base,
On the issue of race,
Is money, which brings with it power.
--- Anon
The vote, here is one of my grudges:
As Democracy falls,
What IS it one calls
A nation whose rule is by judges?
--- Anon
By women (my fave), gynecocracy.
By clerks, a bureaucracy;
The church, a theocracy;
So I'm guessing we say usurpocracy.
--- Anon
To sing in a political choir,
Where guilt is assumed,
No innocence tuned,
And the score is by hot tongues of fire.
--- KJR
Based on sexual orientation.
Whether I've got the hots
For Pearl Buck or Don Knotts,
I'm safe from a permanent vacation.
--- Paul Isaacs
Erupting like a crater;
He'll cross the land
To shake your hand,
And then your confidence later.
--- Val Burns P0512Q
I'm a son of the South," he stated.
"I'm thoroughly white
And sexually right,
So by no one can I be hated."
--- Anon
With passion, he made a big plan.
"If you knew what I knew,
You'd think like I do.
State schools are essential, my man."
--- M Hale
Have Bush in a melancholy fix.
They're out, it is plain,
To oppose his campaign--
Strange bedfellows make politics!
--- Norm Storer P9208
The greatest of nations today
All other folks cower
'Fore this great superpower;
We're on top and I like it that way!
--- John Miller
'Cause we know he just can't be all innocent.
But when you point out
Your congressional clout
Is a crook, he says "Yeah, but that's different!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To think that you could be the one
That this country needs
To do its misdeeds,
And then change your plans and don't run.
--- Al Willis T9710
To be similar creatures among
Assassins who creep
After prey; while they keep
The derriere clean with their tongue.
--- John Miller
Of the birds," as the wee thing did cling
To the head of an eagle,
Then soared like an seagull,
In the height contest, which he thus wins.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Is go-getters never will fail,
If they use the power
Of others, then tower
Above those behind in their trail.
--- Tiddy Ogg
For those on thrones who've taken residence.
And that's been the way
From then to this day,
With ministers, monarchs, and presidents.
--- Tiddy Ogg
It's hard to be wisely eclectic.
So when pressed for opinions,
Representative minions
Will lapse into vague dialectic.
--- Henry Somers P9302
Would quickly be met with derision,
But political schemes
Fall apart at the seams,
And supporters still rave about "vision."
--- Nick D Kim
Learn to spell, the forensics can wait.
So while waiting for Mum
To wipe your small bum,
Your primer re-read 'fore too late!
--- Anon
I'm pretty sure what they would say:
"Hey all you masses,
Get up off your asses,
And get busy or be on your way!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
At the peace talks said, "Boy, does this stink:
The man says he wants peace
And the fighting to cease,
But then how do I translate "wink wink?"
--- Don Moore P0505
Propound their beliefs with pomposity.
The mendacities shout
And throw shadows of doubt
On such matters as need luminosity.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 P8511
But it's been more than 5 years and a day.
Are the summers still hot
And the winters still not?
And do the Democrats still hold sway?
--- Anon
Or how nice is the winner's face.
Whether for us or for them,
(Repub or plain Dem)
They are ALL polititians at base!
--- Archie
She did it without any reason.
Though we know that she lied,
'Twas perhaps justified:
On her brain, I'm afraid, there's a lesion.
--- Al Franken
Does he show horse sense? If so it's rare.
Jeffords' a horse's petoot,
And stubborn to boot;
Governor Davis is the old Gray mare.
--- Anon
About the presidential jism:
If indeed she did screw him,
Or perhaps merely blew him,
'Twould advance Republican-ism.
--- Steevo
While the Demos would levy a tax;
By the Commies' designs,
We would stand in long lines,
With our ration cards hung 'round our necks!
--- Allen Wolverton
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