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CALUMNY's the source of great pain, Let's all give thanks every day Our government sits in Victoria The college was cool and collected The college entitled electoral The electoral college could choose A new twist to the phrase, voting block: Said fumble-tongued candidate Mears, The candidates raved and emoted; As campaigns cover TV in force, Democracy takes education We've improved on the Brits' style you see. Each fourth year comes a national event; "Every four years," observed Mr. Ong, Today is the day of election, I have a political view, The pollsters assemble their trivia You know nothing of issues of note? A politico in a campaign Tomorrow is leader selection; While holding my voting-tool pick, Our leaders, they really have nerve; Don't fret the impending election Re politics, let me confess: I voted once for Daffy Duck, A well-rounded lady was glad This college, by law, it is clear, Says George Bush: Vote for me, it's a must! In Australia the Government has sought As parties campaign for our votes, I have voted since I was two; Let's hear it for citizens many, When Big Government get into trouble, A part of a candidate's vote Bush and Gore, both dumbed up dimwits, Seems women enjoy being 'Gored', The election created some friction How the press hates the presidency; The far rightwing lunatics Up early and off to the polls, Voting seems quite ONEROUS The People have spoken, that's true, Thought conservative niece of Alf Landon I'll win by a landslide election; The voting machine I admire; But what about women? They'd rail -- With the help of an honest workstation, Carolina votes Bush! Left me blinkin'. If we're in a helluva mess, When we play at the politics game, Paranoia here deepens and grows Though the Dems gained a bit more authority, Methinks that I need a decoder All pollsters results are conjectural The man seeking office should think, Here is a point that's worth noting: No candidate's right for next year; Elected officials agree, "These term limits," moaned Senator Grover, Why, to the forecaster's chagrin, The voting machines in Nantucket I encourage others to do While the candidates ran unopposed, The computer in some states debuts Although candidates strongly emote I'll be right there by your side, Term limits--a voter rebut
From which decent humans refrain.
So there's none to fear,
Except in each year,
When there's an election campaign.
--- Chris Papa
For life in the U S of A.
For in truth it seems
Foreign regimes
Sometimes take that privilege away.
--- Arden
In a permanent state of euphoria;
But come voting day
We will sweep them away,
While the trumpets play "Sic transit gloria."
--- John E Mayhood P0800
As Cleveland thought he'd been elected
By popular voice,
The voter's first choice --
But Harrison then was elected.
--- R J Winkler P8411
Has duties much more than inspectoral:
Our biggest election
Involves its selection,
A function that could be protectoral.
--- R J Winkler P8411
From the candidates destined to lose
By the popular vote.
It's a chance that's remote
And no doubt it would tend to confuse.
--- R J Winkler P8411
Near two fifths of the ballots in stock
L.A.'s sheriff did score
Even though, days before,
He had answered the Grim Reaper's knock!
--- Prof M-G
Whose platform is deep in arrears,
"Though starting from scratch
I promise to snatch
Defeat out of Victory! (loud jeers!)
--- Armand E Singer 439
Now parts of their speeches are quoted.
The college now chooses
Who wins and who loses,
Depending on voters who voted.
--- R J Winkler P8411
Smooth talkers court votes at the source.
They have taught in their school
That each voter's a fool,
So be wise and discount their discourse.
--- Esther Koch
And commitment to the relation.
If people would come
With their homework all done,
There wouldn't be so much frustration.
--- Terrance Boult
What we do in the 'land of the free',
Despite sleaze, theft and sneers,
Every two, four, six years;
We vote and elect our royalty.
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9710
Fortunes spent to elect president.
Is winning a crime?
Surprise sentence -- full time
Rough and tough capitol punishment.
--- Esther Koch P0106
"An election campaign comes along
So the country can name
One person to blame
For whatever it is that goes wrong."
--- A N Wilkins P8411
When the people all make their selection.
My ballot is in.
Let the counting begin.
The excitement gives me an erection.
--- Mr B
But no need to explain it to you.
You will see my face
At the polling place;
My colleagues there are very few.
--- Frank Fazed
Contorting the facts that they give ya.
For some sinister deed,
They intend to mislead,
And we Gallup along to oblivia.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2820
Then I urge you to get out and vote!
With no literacy test
You're as good as the rest,
Just follow the crowd and emote!
--- John Miller 0140
Will love for the working folks feign.
When votes are all in,
Thanks them with a grin
From the cab of soft-buck gravy train.
--- J'Carlin
Go vote for the ones in your section.
If you pull the wrong handle,
There might be a scandal --
It could be a long hard election.
--- Jon Gearhart
And stabbing one hole for each prick,
I question each one
And why he must run --
Then think of each miniscule dick.
--- Anon
They bob and they weave and they swerve.
But come the election,
They ooze with affection;
Let's limit how long they can serve!
--- Renwa
And suffer post ballot depression.
As you watch the cable,
I'll crawl 'neath the table,
And do my best intern impression.
--- Anon
I vote and then hope for the best.
I cannot pretend
To know in the end,
The truth or the lies. I just guess.
--- H Welchel
Buut he didn't make it, worse luck.
Those political goons
Are all Loony Tunes,
And we are the ones that they fuck.
--- Funny Bone
That she had the nerve to be bad --
The lottery done,
The lady had won
A date with a loose-hanging Chad.
--- Marlene Lewis
Must vote each quadrennial year;
When learning results,
The winner exults --
The loser emits a wee tear.
--- R J Winkler P8411
Big government just isn't just.
Trust the people instead;
Now in votes I'm ahead.
Let's machine count; what folks can you trust?
--- Prof M-G
To make everyone vote; and resort
Has been had to steep fines
For not voting on time.
No doubt to "encourager les autres"...
--- Mike
They're all at the other guys throats.
So why put your cross,
For spin doctored dross,
And meaningless mealy-mouthed quotes.
--- Jarmo
I'll vote when I've bid you adieu.
I am there on the rolls
Of twenty-six polls;
Pray tell me, what else should I do?
--- John Miller
Who haven't a thought worth a penny,
Of learning they're shy,
But they can multiply,
And possess the vote, good as any.
--- Chris Papa
They pull themselves into a bubble.
They ignore all suggestions,
And don't answer questions.
Next election, they'll be naught but rubble.
--- Andrew Purdom
This is file vjl
Must come from the voters who dote
On her or on him,
Else prospects are dim
And chances of winning remote.
--- R J Winkler P8411
Together are not worth two bits.
The time's right to elect,
From a whole different sect.
Vote for pussy, vote cleavage, vote tits!
--- Goin2later
By fanatical recounting hoard.
But I don't want that prick
Screwing me with his dick.
No Bush to be had? Men grow bored.
--- Anon
Re A's income and B's jurisdiction.
Some say, "Without doubt,
A's in or B's out."
But of outcomes, I make no prediction."
--- Laurence Perrine P8411
Every hiccup is shown on TV.
Vote for Bush if you must,
Or give Al Gore your trust,
Just as long as you don't vote for me!
--- Lynn Mostafa P0206
Have the country in a bad fix.
The Dems have the middle;
Repubs play second fiddle
After November [1998] election tricks.
--- Dave
Where I choose between jerks and trolls.
They're in? Vote 'em out!
But please have no doubt,
That this is just one of my goals.
--- Marlene
To some in our country, and thus
There's need to remind.
Some reason, we find,
It should be for the "owner"; us!
--- Chris Papa
And the "character" issue fell through.
When the other side wins
They're THE BASTARDS, those ins...
It's a matter of whose point of view.
--- William N Nesbit P9701
Said, "This election I should get my hand in."
She said, "Vote for Dubya Bush
You can pat my flat tush."
(Republicans call this abandon.)
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0411
No need for a ballot inspection,
Without hanging chads,
Left by red-blooded lads,
Who'll vote with their penile erection.
--- Anon
It registers tallies entire
By the pull of a lever,
But it would be more clever
If you voted by pulling a wire.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1921
Of this method they could not avail.
Nor could men old and sick,
But they could do the trick
By dropping their turds in a pail.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1922
I'd select all the heads of our nation.
Those who win and who lose
I would randomly choose,
To dispense with all false explanation.
--- Larry Dahl
Just what are those old rednecks thinkin'.
Not since the war
Have they voted for
The party of Abraham Lincoln.
--- MrMalo
Please do all you can to address
The matter at hand.
Don't bitch, take a stand,
And write to or run for Congress.
--- Frank Fazed
We kick out the scum that's to blame.
Yes -- the rascals are out --
But there still leaves some doubt,
For it seems that the stench is the same.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2968
In the wake of vile terrorist blows.
But as for my vote,
I want you to note,
It's secret and nobody knows.
--- John Miller
While Republicans kept their majority.
The result most to note
About yesterday's vote,
Is incumbents have more senority!
--- Prof M-G
To decipher the hint of this odor;
Though once I ate turkey
In Old Albuquerque,
I'm elsewhere a registered voter.
--- Anon
But at times are truly "Projectural."
Our statutes provide
That some will decide:
It's the college that's know as electoral.
--- R J Winkler P8411
For his armor is not without chink.
If your act is not clean,
Don't debase or demean;
When you stir up the shit it will stink.
--- Albin Chaplin
A gender prevented from voting
Engenders enough rage
To ensure their SUFFRAGE,
Which stops further rights from eroding.
--- Gary Hallock
The G.O.P.'s had it, I fear.
So there's a good chance
We'll lower our pants,
And take the results in the rear.
--- Anon
"Those term limits are not for me.
Forget honest work;
I want every perk.
Welfare reform's only for thee."
--- Thomas Patton P9802
"If they come, my career will be over.
I'll leave Capitol Hill
Without talent or skill --
But my pension will keep me in clover."
--- William N Nesbit P9802
Do the voters -- enraged by the sin,
The corruption, and greed
Of the Washington breed --
Keep throwing the rascals back in?
--- A N Wilkins P9102
Broke down when a mad voter struck it.
But the voters did rally
And completed the tally
But dropping their turds in a bucket.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1923
The same as us voters, me and you.
All should take note,
The privilege to vote
Extends to all, not just a few.
--- Arden
As late primaries' ills diagnosed:
This electoral hoax
Disenfranchises folks
Who can't vote till the outcome's disclosed.
--- Prof M-G
In voting with glowing reviews.
(By one report,
There's NASA support
Which should make for some interesting news.)
--- Anon
That they wish that more people would vote,
What's implied is "for me"
And if not, well then he
Would prefer that we not rock the boat.
--- Gary Hallock
Like some political bride.
Come this November,
We should all remember
Our duty and do it with pride.
--- Arden
To Congressmen stuck in a rut,
There's late word from the street,
In response to the heat,
They've voted themselves a pay cut.
--- John Paulk P9301
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