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A liberal known as Joe Kohn, The agents who have been assigned "Good morning," we're greeted today, McCurry is glad to step down. She was missing and Starr's chain they jerked; With the question of bimbos, Bill fought her, The Clintons have spent all the dough; It's become like a Keystone Kop caper; Some pawns, to the Democrats shame, His appearance they saw as a sham; No repairs, but Ron wants them to pay; The agents who guard Clinton's tail, Through the halls of the White House crooks roam, Clinton's cabinet is not on the spot Clinton's spin docs emerged right on cue, Stephanopoulos, with his media invite, Stop it! Enough is enough! Sue McDougal has spoken with pride McDougal may keep Starr at bay; The point I was making 'bout Susie, Though forced to languish in jail, With truth she is being quite frugal, Shove it to Starr, that sounds right! A question about Hillary and Bill "Foul! Unfair! How unjust!" Since she wants in Big Apple to bask, While sitting there, twiddling his thumbs, Each one in Bill's cast is a loon; Starr's next trial is with Webster Hubbel; The plight of old Webster Hubble; Dick Morris, my conscience's double, As the mood of the country gets mean, Reno has honestly tried Streets are safe when the crime bill will pass. She burned Waco and shed not a tear; Reno's image is in quite a mess. There once was a President named Bill A.G. Reno is now in a bind Reno restricts cyberporn fishin', UN capture, Bill's troubles accrue; As Reno is running for guv, The A.G., best known as Ms. Reno, To hold on to her place at the top, Janet Reno has just said no more; Reno should swallow her pride Shady deals over most of his life I'll try not to be too wordy, As I learned more, I started to feel Bill Clinton was mad as can be; I stand here and watch in dismay, Bill Clinton's regime cannot last. With pals Bill was playing gin rummy, Though you live your life free from all guile, The file scandal takes a new twist: One thing we must all understand: The guy in the White House is Bill; That they're wacky, it's not hard to tell; Bill Clinton has stepped in deep shit, His sex life, I guess doesn't matter, Bill's worse that the late Tricky Dick; (no way, his prick is already hung - McW)
At the zoo they are at the veranda, Bill in his whisky has peed. They're not sure what the future will bring, Little Willie says, "Ah have mah own It's now time we take Willy down, Bill Clinton's a very slick dude,
Whose head is just one massive bone,
Had limericks lame,
Politics were the same;
He gets laid each night, all alone.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To the White House are not deaf or blind.
But acute memory loss
Would bring smiles to their boss,
And keep the guy firmly enshrined.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But when asked to describe in what way
It is good, Mike McCurry
Becomes rather blurry,
And explains that he really can't say.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The position he's in made him frown.
The bob and weave dance
Has lost it's romance.
Bags are packed; he can't wait to leave town!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But no longer, and up his ears perked.
Now Ken's eyes are starry,
Because they've found Mari;
It looks like the milk carton worked.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
So Hillary cut off his water.
A new jogging pal came,
Eleanor is her name;
Former candidate Mondale's daughter.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Now an audit they must undergo.
All their Whitewater sin mates
Just might become inmates,
And none will have wealth to bestow.
--- Limerick Man T9801
Foster's note must have turned into vapor.
Perhaps Bernie is blind,
That's why he'd not find
Twenty seven torn pieces of paper.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Were abandoned to shoulder the blame.
Intrigue and excitement
Could end in indictment.
Politics is a mighty rough game!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Reich was there because Bill's in a jam.
We know bill sent the word,
"Please stand up and be heard."
"Mr. Chairman, I already am!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Upon tenants does Mr. Brown prey.
His career's now complete;
This is his greatest feat,
On the cover of Slum Lord Today!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Were looking a little bit pale,
And were in no big hurry
To meet the Grand Jury.
(While the Boss worried what they'd unveil!)
--- Jim Weaver Collection
A disgrace to that sacred white dome.
The circle of power
Sees its final hour,
And it's time that we send the thugs home.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
As the climate around them gets hot.
So it is no surprise
That those who are wise
Are packing up and taking off like a shot!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To deny what we all know is true.
The aim of their action
Is to cause mass distraction.
That's what makes this a hullabaloo!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Was the biggest surprise of the night.
Despite his liberal bent,
He looked at home in the tent.
Has he made a small shift to the right?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
It's time that the Congress got tough.
Push Reno aside.
Find out if Bill lied.
I'm tired of his stone-walling bluff!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
How she refuses to utter a lie.
Now she's going to jail
For refusing to tell;
If the truth, then what has she to hide.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Some people will try any way
To protect the First Lady,
No matter how shady.
I suppose she'll get paid off some day.
--- Anon
Is that she's no right to be choosy.
If she's nothing to hide,
Then let it all ride
On the facts. (That should be a doozy!)
--- Irish
Her complexion becoming quite pale,
Ms. McDoubal will fight
Hard for her right,
To shove it to Starr, without fail.
--- Arden
That "Friend of Bill", Susan McDougall.
There's no mean intent,
Just thoughts of cement,
Or a bullet hole right through her noodle!
--- Anon
Bugger the egotistical mite.
He making a career
Of innuendo to smear;
All Bill has to do is sit tight.
--- S C Saint
Should be directed to those on the hill,
Who put positive spins
On active foreskins,
And shield him from the rumor mill.
--- S C Saint
The Presidents spin doctors cuss,
About a campaign add
That makes Bill look bad,
"Using Clinton's own words against us!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
She says, "Vern, will you help in this task?"
Well her manner did thrill,
And knowing our Bill,
Vernon thought it was prudent to ask.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Vernon Jordan to Monica said "Crumbs,
I've doubled your money,
At Revlon, so honey,
You don't just keep mum, you keep mums!"
--- H Myers TP9804
Now we've figured it out none too soon.
There's been screaming and tears,
But for over four years,
We've been watching a stupid cartoon.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Another friend of Bill's in big trouble.
Accused of being perverse
And maybe much worse;
Is this going to be another burst bubble?
--- Frank Petersohn
He seems to be in lots of trouble.
On the tapes he says,
He won't snitch on the Prez,
Or he'd be found dead in a pile of rubble.
--- Puff Adder
While Icke's notes get me in trouble.
If by chance I get canned,
I hope only to land
As softly as my friend, Webb Hubbell.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
We have had it with Bill and his Queen.
Office pools can be fun;
Please join everyone.
Bet on who is Bill Clinton's John Dean.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But now she should swallow her pride.
Jeb'll act with impunity
With no Democrats unity;
So they all should back William McBride.
--- Dr Limerick 03-25-02
This is file uwm
We'll nail bad guys and start kicking ass.
Come on Janet Reno,
You'd better use beano;
All this nonsense is just lefist gas.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Butch Reno engenders much fear.
When they counted the votes,
And although the Pope gloats,
She took second as Man Of The Year.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"And J. Edgar was weird" says the press.
But comparing the two,
Here is most people's view:
He looked far better wearing a dress.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who had to swallow a bitter pill.
He had screwed Janet Reno,
For which he wasn't keen-o;
No prosecutor was out on the hill.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Due to documents she "couldn't find".
Clinton/Gore money schemes
Have destroyed all her dreams.
Now she wishes that she had resigned.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
As she saves all our lads from perdition.
Reno helps Joe and Ken
Become staid family men,
Since our leader dislikes competition.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Getting tough is what he must pursue.
Send the barbecue queen,
Who is so tough and mean;
Janet Reno knows just what to do.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
She knows she won't have the love
Of kook Cuban exiles,
Or fusilophiles:
Normal, sane folks should be enough.
--- Dr Limerick 05-19-01
Was arrested because she could see no
Constitutional way
To keep Congress at bay --
She's a gambler, but this isn't Keno.
--- TuttaGioia
Reno shields White House butts from the cops.
She has stated throughout,
A new counsel is "out".
What we need is a new broom and mop.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
We're not checking into old Gore.
The reason you see,
(Between you and me)
Is he's such an incredible bore!
--- Larry M
And graciously step to the side.
The most recent polls
Say Jeb's tide will roll
Unless he's opposed by McBride.
--- Dr Limerick 08-28-02
Distinguish old Bill and his wife.
Abuses of power
Just top off the tower
Of crimes with which Bill's watch was rife.
--- John Miller
But governance is never purty.
I'll not be deluded;
That's why I've concluded
This administration is dirty.
--- Puff Adder
That the contract had much more appeal.
But I now want it burned,
Because I just learned
Bill Clinton was in on the deal!
--- Anon
Consumed with insane jealousy,
When he woke up and saw
That his brother-in-law
Was almost as crooked as he.
--- Archie
As our nation sinks into decay.
The source of our plight
Didn't come overnight.
Even Rome wasn't burned in a day.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The depth of corruption is vast.
Far more than seduction
Or bimbo eruption,
He'll be felled by the die that he cast.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Then a light bulb went off in our dummy.
May I boldly suggest
It's so Kennedy-esque,
Asking what you can do for your mummy.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
You may still have an FBI file.
Could you let it slide
If you suddenly spied
Your own file on top of the pile?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The files have good reason to exist.
They were using the files
To help Hillary compile
The new White House Christmas Card list.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
We are losing our rivers and lands.
The American prize
Has caught foreign eyes,
And our future's now out of our hands.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He's up to his fat neck in swill.
If he continues to sink,
He'll wind up in the clink,
A shark with a gaff in his gill.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Clintonistas have nonsense to sell.
As God has deserted;
Our nation's perverted,
By a group that is straight out of Hell.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Fears the jury won't vote to acquit.
So he'll use the Rose Garden
To announce his own pardon.
I guess that's his idea of True Grit.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Be he queerer than any Mad Hatter.
If you think being kinky
Is the worst way he's slinky,
You've illusions that someone should shatter.
--- S C Saint
That the public abides him is sick.
It's way past the time
He should pay for SOME crime;
Any chance he'll be hung by his prick.
--- John Miller
Bill and Rodham observing the panda.
Then a man with some cuffs
Willy rudely rebuffs,
When he whispers a phrase called Miranda.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
IRS user friendly, indeed!
Like a Mafia kiss!
Hear America hiss!
Bill must be inhaling that weed.
--- Marsha Magee
If the court zaps the pardoning thing.
Bill and cronies will find
That their fate won't be kind.
They will have their own Alcatraz wing.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Set of morals -- as Ah have shown.
Ah won't go to jail
'Cause I didn't inhale,
And Ah didn't get laid, only blown."
--- John Miller 0330 a
'Cause he thinks he's wearing a crown.
Bring back Health Care busses,
While Hillary cusses;
We will bus those crooks right out of town.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who loves to do things in the nude.
He pulled off his pants
For the tax-and-spend dance,
And now the whole country's been screwed.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
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