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When Bill took the law and said, "Shove it! Chinese missiles, they wouldn't fly; Speaks five minutes, Bill's at it again. Stonewalling by John Huang and Hubbell Our Aristide is a real Marxist nut; A rakish young leader from Hope They were after Newt Gingrich's tail; Of the safety net funds, he'd be raider; I know Bill, and wife, Hill. surely vex us. The media just call him Cuban Boy. For avoiding the truth, he's well trained; Though our Bill seems to act rather crass, Bill Clinton and Hillary herself, Don't worry, good fans of Old Billy, My daughter came back from that town Whether drunk from drink or power, He has several interesting theses; So this is the end of Part I In the first place, old Bill's like a cat; An idea has struck this old codger I just don't understand the thoughts; There is one thing I can't figure out: If we follow Bill Clinton's road map, Came a joke from a guy clearly gay; It's not that we do like that schnook; Sure the guy likes a good time So the guy can't get an erection This whole things beginning to smell. They're all champing at the bit David Brinkley cut straight to the core Will the perks in the White House today, The Demos say "Give him a pass." Henry Hyde tried to give the impression Henry Hyde is really a slime, Only forty? Why, that's just a child. "It's the handle by which you shall know me," A hundred years from today, But the worst one that I ever saw Clinton's causes just don't stand a chance. I've never liked Clinton that much, You made a big blunder there, Billy, Came the story from one bright observer, I guess we're not really astute It's a law that will soon have renown; John Miller, if you're ever hurtin', John Miller thinks Willy is sick And Livingston now is a goner; Bill Clinton's against human cloning; My condolences to the mosquito; Mr Miller has deigned to return Clinton promised new cops on the beat Hillary Billary Socks, "For my programs to work, I suspect," Hey Bill, lets keep things in proportion, On plans for things foreign, Bill skimps. God must have had a good laugh The President's sexual addiction As dot after dot got connected, What Clinton has done was quite risky; Elected not once but twice, As America sat down to dinner, "You must be a wicked person." If Clinton mentions that bridge one more time, The present White House occupier, Citizens! You are now warned: In the land once the home of the brave, If the American population
Everyone knows that I am above it."
The whole Supreme Court
Rose up with a snort,
And said, "No, you're not!" (Don't you love it?)
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Couldn't hit a single bullseye;
Till they wrote Bill a check;
He sold them High Tech;
We're targeted now, you and I.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He claims deficit he'll fix in ten.
First he puts up a front,
Drops back fifteen to punt,
And then twenty years off to the pen.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Has gotten thenm both into trouble.
But the mortar between rocks
Is now crumbling like chalk,
Turning walls made of stone into rubble!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Bill's poll-rating is in quite a rut.
So he planned for a war
With the help of Al Gore.
Powell and Carter bailed out Willy's butt!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Treats us all like we are a dope.
But if in the wrong,
I'll sing a sad song,
And wash out my mouth with lye soap.
--- MrMalo
Their behavior had caused them to fail.
There will be no escape;
For their grandson, the tape
Will show why Grandma and Gramps went to jail.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Bill's the Mexican trade gap creator.
And although he can't spel1,
We sure know he can sell.
He was truthful; He is a free traitor.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The things that they do will perplex us.
Although I'm not their fan,
Please do tell, if you can,
Why do all of you guys live in Texas?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Protestors gather 'round in great joy.
I think little Elian
Should the next boat be on.
Another Clinton distraction ploy?
--- Frank Petersohn
Many years Bill's deception had reigned,
And just like Michael Fay,
We will all cheer the day
When his butt will be publicly caned.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
His dome sprouts aboriginal grass.
And his women take pride
In preserving their hide,
So compared to Marv Albert, he's class.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Would put G.O.P. plans on the shelf.
With gears automatic,
They'd wax Democratic,
And no one would shift for himself.
--- Al Willis
This talk of impeachment is silly.
When just two years old
(Or so I've been told)
Even Mom couldn't pin things on Willy.
--- John Miller
Wearing all of her clothes and a frown.
Her grand White House tour
Disappointing for sure;
She didn't run into "that clown".
--- Anon
Those high-placed, who pick a young flower,
Severely misjudge
The public as drudge,
And soon will feel voters' glower.
--- Daniel Ford
We wonder if he's of our species.
Yes, Bill Clinton's a gem.
'Bout ICBM,
He thinks it is Eskimo feces.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
No doubt there will be more to come
As they fight to the death
All exposed by the breath
To inspire the mad poet - ANON.
--- Anon
He'll land on all fours; believe that.
In the second place,
If he fell on his face,
I doubt that he'd ever fall flat.
--- MrMalo A
For a use for one Washington lodger:
Let's do it right,
Let the leadership fight --
Just send in our brave First Draft Dodger!
--- Anon
What's wrong with teen-aged twats?
And why only oral?
Is fucking immoral?
I hope not 'cause I do it lots!
--- MrMalo
What's this "Bridge to the Future" about?
There is no time gap.
We don't need a map.
No way we can stray from the route.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
A Century Bridge 'cross the gap.
When it comes right down to it,
Just who's going to do it?
And who pays for this dream in gift wrap?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He was baiting his pal all the way.
Claimed Bill Clinton is "bi".
Now we get it, Oh my!
On each issue, he'll go either way.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
We're sure that he's some kind of crook.
But the GOP
Conspiracy
Has used every trick in the book.
--- H Welchel
But we really don't think that's a crime.
What gives us the shits
Is those lame hypocrites
In charge of the GOP slime.
--- H Welchel
That excapes Henry Hyde's detection.
After this, it is plain,
Even Saddam Hussein
Would beat those schmucks in an election.
--- H Welchel
It's not that we like Bill so well,
It's just that those Nazis
With all their cheap shotzis
Have dragged us through political hell.
--- H Welchel
To smear Mr Clinton with shit.
But the source of the odor
That most bugs the voter
Is the smell of a hypocrite.
--- H Welchel
When he said that Bill Clinton's a bore.
Speeches seem never-ending
While our ears he is bending.
The only thing worse would be Gore.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Wither up, be withdrawn, blow away?
Will Clinton's carousing
End his public housing?
When he leaves, will the White House be Gray?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Republicans say "He's too crass!"
All things Clintonoidal
Are so hemmorroidal;
They're really a pain in the ass.
--- Jim Schaefer
That his sex life was in a recession.
He ruined her life,
Which killed his poor wife.
That's his "youthful [sic!] indiscretion".
--- Anon
This is file uvm
If lying about sex is a crime.
Recall the confession?
"Youthful indescretion!"
He was forty years old at the time!
--- MrMalo
At that age, I had only defiled
Maybe one or two virgins.
'Twas later the urgin's
Began which keep driving me wild...
--- John Miller
Said Bill as he pictured lips foamy.
"My new CB moniker
Inspired by sweet Monica;
A Rabelaisian 'Heywood Jablowme'."
--- Ogni Gioia
What will historians say
About the President,
And the country's descent
And the freedoms we let get away?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That leaves a sour taste in your craw
Is a vile infestation
That's spread to the nation
From a town known as Hope, Arkansas
--- Anon
Too much heel in that constant tap dance.
Too much greed, too much lust,
And we simply can't trust
The dick he can't keep in his pants.
--- Ann Gasser P9408
Or Hillary, either, that butch.
But clearly to see,
It's been plain to me
Bill's been solidly kicked in the nutch.
--- M David Tilson
Could not keep control of your willy.
Because of your lust,
We have lost all our trust,
And you've made the office look silly.
--- Anon
At McDonald's Bill walked to the server.
Well he made the guy wince,
"What I'll have, my good prince,
Is a big Machiavellian Burger."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To think Little Willie is cute.
But he does make us laugh,
And that's more than half
Of what stops us from starting to shoot.
--- Anon
We hope "Megan's Law" shuts perverts down.
But one thing Bill forgot,
For which soon he'll be hot,
We will know when his Willy's in town.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
For those political limericks you're spurting',
You've always a source.
Get off your high horse
And do Livingston, Hyde, and Dan Burton.
--- MrMalo
'Cause he likes stuffing face with his dick.
But Burton's quit yelling,
Since his past is so telling;
So much for HIS morals, the prick!
--- MrMalo
His wife had this all thrust upon her.
He lied and he cheated;
When confronted, retreated,
And then claims he's a man of honor.
--- MrMalo
"Moral vacuum," we hear old Bill groaning.
(Well, he knows that first hand!)
They want human clones banned:
Are they Clinton clones thereby condoning.
--- John Miller
Had she made it, the feat would be neat-o.
Like many a chick,
She'd suck on his dick,
But she got a quick Clinton veto.
--- John Miller
To the group with intention to burn
Poor Hillary Rodham,
On her patulous bottom,
For learning to work Billy's churn.
--- Anon
To chase violence and crime from our streets.
What I want to know
Is, "Where did they go?
Did they all beat a hasty retreat?"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The President's head's full of rocks.
His back's made of noodles,
His cat chases poodles,
His wife stirs a cauldron in frocks.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Said Bill Clinton, "I'll have to direct
That the Congress attend
To my plan to suspend
Operation of cause and effect."
--- John Sandler P9303
Should a cloning produce some distortion,
And the kid turns out mean,
You can wipe the slate clean,
With a post-partum, full-birth abortion.
--- John Miller
Even the French call us wimps.
The critics now shudder;
No one holds the rudder.
We'd do better if we hired chimps.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
At Commandment number ten-and-a-half
Which read: "Thou Shalt Not
(or Impeachment's thy lot)
Comfort thy Rod in thy Staff."
--- Anon
Has become a great nation's affliction.
Nobody wins
By rehearsing our sins,
While the country endures cruxifiction.
--- TuttaGioia
The erstwhile enabler defected!
This once-loyal minion
Has changed his opinion:
Bill shouldn't have gotten elected!
--- Anon
He gets uncontrollably frisky.
He may soon be out;
His future's in doubt.
Soon he may need a large glass of whisky.
--- Jayne
Some folks have thought him real nice.
But sad to say,
There is no way
He honors us with his vice.
--- Arden
The Democrats lauded their winner.
The excuse, "Didn't inhale"
Went ever so well.
He should now say he didn't come in her.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Oh no, that's not true, I respond.
It's plain to see
It's not really me,
It's the work of my dissociate - ANON.
--- Anon
I will scream to the heavens! (in rhyme)
I will rant, I will swear,
I may pull out my hair,
As I look for a tall tree to climb!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
A frequent eye dabber and drier,
Squeezes out funeral tears
When news cameras are near.
He's America's number one crier.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Your privacy rights have been scorned!
Orwells "1984"
Plus another twelve more
Herald a loss that will ever be mourned.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
George Washington turns in his grave.
For the people don't care
How their leaders got there,
Or the glory or vices they crave.
--- John Miller
Would hope for a better relation
With those in high office,
Then it will not suffice
To pretend they are in elation.
--- Arden
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