With skill in the word parsing game, Well, Clinton survived the attack -- Clinton's days are going by in a whoosh. I'm thinking of starting a push for For in this manner, they may There once was a man named Slick Willy, Presidential MONONYM, a dilly, Get off your fucking fat ass! Bill Clinton has spoken with pride If the Vast Right Wing were to conspire, Look how they have stuck it to me; In the garden of earthly delight A man once from Arkansas We're often described as ironic, I myself am thoroughly bummed; Now Slick is a real miracle man. Bill Clinton has said quite a lot, His wife says he's filled with shame Our hero's been taken away; Hoping to score him a goal, Halloween brings out priates and fairies, A raving right-winger named Tibbs, There is a great man named Bill Somalia and Waco weren't pranks; Come one, come all, follow me In spite of my conservative leanings, In the future our grandkids will stare If Congress decides to employ it, At the end, Ray and Starr had to simper; The Clintons are now sinking fast; Saying she can't recall, she just shrugs; There are things they don't want you to know, A new twist to the Clinton mess
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Will he say it belongs to M L (Monica Lewinsky) Doc Sam Houston has nothing to gain, I'm Clinton, I didn't inhale; By the White House, we're left in a quandary. Thanks to Bill there is more crack and meth Their election was quite an event; These kids will not make it to Yale, (Bill Clinton did not inhale the one time he used pot - McW)
In the galley aboard Air Force One Bill is following through, we confess; His honor again they assail: When the White House physician inquired, Clinton's angry and ready to spit; Once a Rhodie from Hope Make quick changes, that skill has been honed. Please pass this to Bill for a blast; You may criticize to no avail; Clinton, that sorry shit-ass, We elected a slimeball from Hope; Feeling his paramour's pain Dole says "Willy, you son of a pup! A slogan Bill needs for his edge, From smoking the kids should refrain. There's an Arkansas airport called Meena, To the house of Sharline, Willy ran; When they finally are clean, we'll rejoice. Through the hearings, these people have sailed, There once was a young man from Hope, When the lid on the Filegate thing blew, Bill and Hillary are quiet as mice What info did the White House compile Slick Will shall soon write his life story; When we watch them in action we're sick; We may soon smell the odor of scorch
Bill Clinton will have lasting fame.
And though he may brag
Of the "Slick Willy" tag,
It's PERJORATIVE, all the same.
--- Chris Papa
He's once again slipped through the crack!
So away he trots,
'Cause the rest of the pots
Were afraid to call that kettle black!
--- Anon
Before he leaves, he wants a big push.
Worried about his legacy --
His place in our history.
It's easy, he's the President after Bush.
--- David A Brooks Q
Putting Billy's dick up on Mount Rushmore.
First in whore, first in piece,
First to fuck someones niece,
And first in desire to gush more.
--- Anon
Ask questions all night and all day.
These statesmen so glum
Take it up the bum,
And it this you have no say.
--- Anon
Who told the whole nation a dilly:
"I'm your President, folks."
But enough with the jokes,
Will you tell us who's president, really?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Which few folks now think of as silly,
Describing the part,
As well as his art;
That "Red Neck" we now know as "Willy".
--- Chris Papa
Sorry if that sounded crass.
At the last election,
His perpetual erection
Should have been rejected en masse.
--- Arden
Of some bills he has happily signed.
But he seems to ignore
Many got to the floor
Because of a Republican landslide.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
They sure wouldn't choose such a liar.
To conspire and be vast;
Right winged or right assed;
Why a jerk with his pants on fire?
--- Anon
Why can't they just let me be.
I'm sure I have read
It was Jesus who said,
"Don't flaunt your religiosity."
--- Dave
Somebody has started a big fight.
There's blood on the wall
And that is not all,
There's something very dead on the right!
--- Anon
Was seen all too often quite raw.
His national exposure
Should finally reach closure,
Unless Bill rises above the law!
--- Andy Onymous
Acerbic, sarcastic, sardonic.
Why are we so arch?
It's drycleaners starch,
Makes our casual cantankerousness chronic.
--- Tom Simon
Consider my nose to be thumbed
At the whole crew,
But scared what they'll do,
Before the whole problem is plumbed.
--- Karen
The polls show if anyone can,
He can stick it in double,
And come out of trouble,
It's a Right Wing conspiracy plan.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And his listeners deserved what they got;
But at times he has lied,
And the things he's denied,
Convinced me he's still smoking pot.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
While besmirching his good family name.
We all know that Bill
Just loves a cheap thrill,
But his poor Granny's the one to blame.
--- Frank Petersohn
Unresolvable conflict, they say;
With less chance than Lotto
Of upholding his motto:
"Truth, Justice ... The American Way!"
--- Anon
Bill Clinton attended the Bowl.
But soccer moms booed him.
Had nobody clued him?
He ought to have taken a poll!
--- Anon
Plus a rash of strange monsters all hairy.
But for tricks and no treats,
Bill and Al have them beat;
They're the one that I think are most scary.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Sought to give Bill a poke in the ribs.
But with meter so poor,
He was naught but a boor,
And so Clinton sloughed off all the digs.
--- Joe Long
Who climbed to the top of the hill,
But he'd gotten ants,
And dropped his pants,
And the voices are getting shrill.
--- Joseph McEwen P9407
In shame, very high each one ranks.
How are these events tied?
In both, innocents died,
But in Waco our leaders used tanks.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Across the bridge to the next century.
Bring your cash or your card
'Cause you're getting hit hard
With a toll and a tax and a fee.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The re-election of Clinton's intriguing.
Imagine the fun
When I turn on C-SPAN
And watch the impeachment proceedings.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
At a portrait of Clinton somewhere.
He'll be holding a scroll
While he's taking a poll,
His wet finger held high in the air.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And rather than censure, a coy hit,
Has Willy stripped bare,
And whip derriere,
Except that I'm sure he'd enjoy it.
--- Chris Papa
Of evidence they had no glimmer.
They spent millions of bucks
Raking the muck,
But are finished sans bang, but with whimper.
--- Dr Limerick 03-20-02
His party is scared and aghast.
With tempers exploded,
The lifeboats are loaded;
The women and children are last.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Susan's covering up for the thugs.
New commercial is set;
It's a winner, you bet --
Children this is your brain while on drugs.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But you reap from that which you sow.
They've come to discover
A film undercover;
Roger Clinton buys coke for his bro.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Revolves around Monica's dress.
Now they say that cocaine
May be found in that stain.
If there is, will Willie confess?
--- Gearhart
And deny his drug use until
A drug test confirms
That not just his sperm's
On the dress, but his coke as well?
--- Gearhart
As Bill's medical questions remain.
Take a Little Rock trip;
Learn the truth and you'll flip,
'Cause he knows about Bill and cocaine.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I spin a most marvelous tale.
I once tipped my hand
Against my homeland,
But mostly I've covered my trail.
--- John Miller
We've discovered their dirty drug laundry.
It's a crack staff indeed,
And we'll gladly concede
An obvious double entendre.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That has ended so many kids' breath.
You need not be a sleuth,
To know where to find truth.
Talk radio scares him to death.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
In the war on drugs, he put a dent.
With young people we find
Willy's really their kind.
Use of drugs is up eighty percent.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And they love their smokes and their ale.
It seems he's not joking;
Bill teaches safe smoking,
And shows them how not to inhale.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Stands the President, having some fun,
With a stewardess, Gail,
Who knows how to inhale --
Till the oxygen masks come undone.
--- Anon
It's been very successful, we guess.
He had planned it so well,
Increased drug use will tell.
His compaign to the kids, just say yes!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
First, they claim that the steps had a rail.
And says Rush on his show,
"The Shark's party was slow
Until Bill finally learned to inhale."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Bill panicked and had the guy fired.
His records were hidden,
The contents forbidden;
Would we find on cocaine he got wired?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Saw a youngster with cigarette lit.
It looked kind of funny
So Bill produced money.
"Hey Kid, can I please have a hit?"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Thought it within his scope
To make the government work.
My god, what a jerk!
And he said he never smoked dope!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Pass the coke, we know Willy has moaned.
We have heard the reports
Back and forth while he snorts,
And Slick Willy makes no turn unstoned.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The White House has quantities vast.
They have no concern;
So what if we learn,
Drug tests ended, 'cause nobody passed.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Clinton we try to unveil.
So decent so pure
And one thing for sure,
He smoked pot, but he didn't inhale!
--- Anon
Didn't inhale while smoking that grass?
Yeah, and O.J.'s no killer,
I've the hots for Phillis Diller,
And the Pope yells "Fuck You" during mass.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
His supporters say we don't vote for Pope.
So far that slogan works,
But my goodness, you jerks,
We don't want a guy who scored dope!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And seeking no personal gain,
He showed in his fashion
Clintonic compassion
And offered to share his cocaine!
--- Anon
No more cronies will give you heads up.
Though you still remain cool,
Over drugs we must duel.
Fifty paces then pee in the cup!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
So he'll really go out on a ledge.
From the dope charge he stalled;
His draft record recalled.
Some pot in each chicken's, his pledge.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Bill doesn't want them to complain.
But if quitting's too tough,
And their will's not enough,
His brother can get them cocaine.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Which is in Mr. Clinton's arena.
Passing this domain
There was lots of cocaine,
For which he should be served a subpoena.
--- Popsicle TP9806
They had powder so fun soon began.
With cocaine, had a ball,
Then he slid down the wall,
And fell down in the old garbage can.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Tell the truth and they silence your voice.
Don't pee in the cup;
We'll cover it up.
White House Drug test is multiple choice.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
Yet we know that the truth has been veiled.
They must think that we're blind,
And I'm sure that we'll find
That the whole fucking cabinet inhaled!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who used to smoke lots of dope.
He just cannot see,
Falling for Lewinsky;
Will I vote for him again?...Nope!
--- Navin
Clinton said it was a "SNAFU".
He put the blame on
Some low-level pawn,
And then swore that was all that he knew.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
As they follow their lawyer's advice.
In the meanwhile,
The FBI files
Have old Slick Willy's balls in a vice.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
From those secretive FBI files?
And I wonder who'll wince
When they check them for prints?
Just the thought makes Republicans smile.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
No doubt, touting his own self-glory.
But don't be surprised
If we're not apprised
Of the full and complete inventory.
--- Observer
It's the evil First Lady and Slick.
No files were taken;
We must be mistaken;
It's a wascally wepubwican twick.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
As Bill's pants feel the FBI torch.
When the facts are disclosed,
And veiled wrongs are exposed,
All Bill's dogs will take off for the porch!
--- Jim Weaver Collection