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The girls can now have me back, When asked to do something salacious, I once had a girl name Suzie; There's a social-psych coed at D.U. (D.U. - Drake University??)
A few minutes after I met her, There was a young girl of Lessing, Of the carnal delights but one fethish lone The fame of our Mame was her tushy, There's a woman who is quite the flirt, There was a young lady of Ophir As the feminist finished undressing, An Indian half-breed, a Sioux, In Vegas a groupie named Anna A lady who loves fo fellate I'm trying to spread some good cheer Big Bess was a mightly big eater; I once knew a girl named Naomi, Her panties were down to her knees. The dreams of the horny young Greg Our luscious school nurse, Sue McGoon, A young girl from Florida State There's a dowager near Sweden Landing, The lady is very well bred; When asked, this young ingenue An ardent Scots lass in Rangoon, There was a young fellow named Jewett, I live in a town called Vancouver; (Hoover vacuum cleaner)
An employer to his employee, That pretty young lady, Miss White, Said a just-wed professor named Ted, There once was a lady from Sweden, Charlotte, a lawyer of note, I've not eaten me -- I don't bend On their way home from a hoe down, My girl had got my mind reeling! Now don't be afraid to start lickin'; There was a young girl of Cape Town, A tiny wee woman named Gore, A hostess, well known to be gracious, There's a tavern in London that's staffed, What is it, pray tell, about men, My girl friend, where have you been? There was a young girl of Catalina A toothsome young starlet named Smart A ball-busting horny young chick? "I'll tell you", smiled prom chairman Mose, A southern belle, not very tall, She said to him, Mr. Moncrief, Lily Arvel's a lewd little Jappy, (published 1901 and said to be historically important)
I met a young woman called Dawn, A luscious young blonde named Jane, Valentine, I don't know how to begin; A dwelling on Sycamore Lane There was a young lass named Victoria, There once was a girl from the south "They have no head for figures", he said, Amnesiac Rosemary Hewdon Adorable Deb from Darjeeling This Deb has a thing for the floor, A boardinghouse floozy named Glubb "I'll use just my mouth, not my twat," Her ruby red lips did entwine There was a young man who agreed, She sucked and she puffed and she blew; Erections for Sue held no fears. Said a cute university lass,
With all of my hardness intact.
Their tongues are stupendous,
And lips so tremendous,
My vision is fading to black.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
She aswered, "Of course not! Good Gracious!"
But the sight of his tool
So induced her to drool,
That her view, in the end, proved fellatious.
--- Anon
Truth is she was kind of a floozy.
When we were done porkin',
She'd grab hold my organ,
And blow me away like an Uzi.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who'd just as soon suck you as see you.
Veblen gave her a taste
For conspicuous waste:
Are the other girls jealous? Miew!!
--- G0845
I said to my girlfriend, Rosetta,
"A peck on the cheek
Is hardly unique--
A peck on the pecker is better."
--- Michael Horgan
Who loved pricks, but didn't like messing.
She would insert the head,
'Twixt two slices of bread,
And munch it without any dressing.
--- Anon
Did O'Clancy ever eagerly own
"I'd give bollocks for all;
My sole joy is oral.
A woman's place is at the bone."
And the front of her cunt. (It was bushy.)
But I heard that her Mike,
Preferred for his spike
The place on her face that was swooshy.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And she goes by the name of 'Duart'.
She knows how to please,
And does it on her knees:
On her lips is tattooed "Please Insert."
--- Anon
Whose mother said, "That girl's a loafer!
I don't like her trick
Of nibbling the prick,
And sucking the balls of the chauffeur."
--- G0890
She exclaimed, "Oral sex needs some stressing!"
She discovered the ratio
Of successful fellatio
To its counterpart, very distressing.
--- Robin K Willoughby P8312 A
Said, "Fellatio's the thing that I do."
Historians will say
After she's passed away,
"True American, red, white and blew."
--- Tom Patton P0108
Carries about her a banner
That reads "Free Love To Bands."
She wound up at the Sands
Eating Carlos Santana's banana.
--- Michael Weinstein P8302
Will never make love after eight.
She says, "It's more fun
To lay in the sun
And that way I'll have seen what I ate.
--- Pedro J Saavedra P8302
While steadily quaffing a beer.
There's a lot to be said
For a fucking good head,
From the wench who is serving us here.
--- oOOo
The boys on the range want to meet her.
'Twas a rumor, of course,
That she could eat a horse;
Not likely; she'll settle for peter.
--- Mark Levy P9504
Who was always wanting to blow me.
So one time I let her;
I said I'd had better.
Now she acts like she doesn't know me.
--- MrMalo
This nubile young wench begged me, "Please
Could I give you some head?"
Then I gasped as I said,
"My dear, you are such a (SIGH) tease!!"
--- John Dohner P8802
Involve drinking the dregs of a keg,
And having Louise
Down there on her knees
Just licking the smeg from his peg.
--- Archie
Made Joey's bruised thumb better soon,
By giving it a
Big kiss. That was May.
Forty boys had groin bruises in June.
--- P8503
Performed oral sex on her date.
She said with regret,
"My stomach's upset.
It must have been something I ate!"
--- Stan
Whose manners are odd and demanding.
It's one of her jests
To suck off her guests.
She hates to keep gentlemen standing.
--- Morris Bishop L0434
Hates screwing, uses magic wand instead.
Despite her boyfriend' urgin'
She still is a virgin,
But she's really quite good giving head.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0605
Replied, "J'aime oral surtout!"
I said, "Don't be bold!
Stop hinting I'm old!
And you'll have to stop saying 'Sir' too."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Went down on a Burmese quadroon.
While the rising wind rasped,
'Round the temple, she gasped,
"What a night for a blow! Come Mon-soon!"
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Whose prick was too short, and he knew it.
He said as he stuck it
In where she could suck it:
"But darling, you don't need to chew it."
--- G0864
In finance, I'm really a mover.
But I'd trade it all in,
For an evening of sin,
With a girl who could suck like my Hoover.
--- Dick Potts P8511
"You'll go far, you're just what we need.
You'll advance with ease
If you get on your knees --
'Round here that's the way to suck-seed!
--- Anon
Ran off in the still of the night
With a wealthy young Turk.
Now she need do no work,
She just lies and sucks Turkish delight.
--- G0921
To a redhead coed in his bed,
"The weather's so snowy,
And gusty and blowy,
Won't you swallow my pride, dear, instead?"
--- Anon
Who, on my dick was a-eat'n.
She reached with her hand,
But I said, "No thanks, ma'am.
I'd rather be eaten than beaten."
--- Mad Max
Whose clitoris was deep in her throat,
Said she longed for a schlong
That was twelve inches long.
To her, that'd be a true table d'hote.
--- Stan
Quite pretzel enough to attend
To that little chore.
If it's not a bore,
Could you take care of that, my cute friend?
--- Anon
This is file rwl
The girl in the grass he did throw down.
When she clamped shut her thighs,
And widened her eyes,
He said to her, "At least you can go down."
--- Straydog
Her lips on my shaft, what a feeling!
Over-runneth my cup
With my feelings built up --
She'd have me shoot straight to the ceiling!
--- Da Homer
Perhaps you prefer they just stick 'em?
The front or the back;
A romp in the sack.
It's time, girl, to get that tongue flickin'!
--- Anon
Who usually fucked with a clown.
He taught her the trick
Of sucking his prick,
And when it went up, she went down.
--- G0833
Whose hole's just two feet off the floor,
Finds she's scarcely designed
For the usual kind,
But mouthwise can get it much more.
--- Armand Singer
Had appetites truly voracious.
She always was right,
Despite that, at night,
Her actions were mostly fellatious.
--- Macsam
By a barmaid who's tops at her craft:
In her striving to please,
She serves ale on her knees,
So the patrons get head with their draft.
--- Garold Amadon
That for blow jobs they have such a yen.
Does it feel THAT nice?
(It's over in a trice)
And then they just want it again!
--- Anon
In hiding or living in sin?
I long for the lick
Of your tongue on my stick;
Just tell me, I beg, where or when?
--- Stan the Man
Who had a peculiar demeanor:
Either she'd fuck
Or else she would suck,
And I'm not quite sure which was the cleaner.
--- G0836
Was asked to display oral art,
As the price for the role.
She complied, met his goal,
And then sank her teeth in the part.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Don't just lie there then, give this a lick.
When I'm good and I'm ready,
I'll rip off your teddy,
And make you quite slippery-slick.
--- Anon
"Why Peggy's the prom queen I chose:
She's as cheerfully free
As the wind on the sea -
And besides, like the wind, Peggy blows!"
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Drives big, virile men up the wall;
"I've made sucking a sport,"
She confides, "and my forte
Is keeping both eyes on the ball!"
--- Mark Levy P9511
I've had braces put on my teeth.
I think you'd be wise
To measure your size
And purchase a cast-iron sheath.
--- Marlene Lewis
Fond of Jackie -- her poor silly chappie.
With her tongue loves to lick
His red sugar-stick;
And when he comes in her mouth -- she is happy.
--- Suburban Souls P8809
Who had a real penchant for porn.
When we went on a date
She just couldn't wait
For a chance to start blowing my horn.
--- Michael Horgan
Once sucked every man on a train.
Said she, "Please don't panic,
I'm just nymphomanic,
This wouldn't be fun were I sane."
--- Anon G2375
Here's a towel, wipe the jizz off yer chin.
You are really a moaner,
When I slide you the boner,
So clean-up and we'll do it again
--- Anon
Is crumbling from all of the strain
And stress of vibration
Incurred from fellation
Encounters with occupant Jane.
--- Travis Brasell
Who lived just south of Peoria.
And when she gave head,
She said that it led
To feelings of utter euphoria.
--- Robert
Whose lips produced noises uncouth.
Each morning she'd whistle
At Brian's skin-missile,
As it rocketed into her mouth!
--- Anon
"So my girls keep the firm in the red.
But I don't fret or frown,
Since I love to go down,
And they sure have the figures for head!"
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
At sexual technique was well clued on.
Her love of fellation,
Gave this explanation:
My head I'd forget if not screwed on.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Assumes a position when kneeling,
Of elegance graceful,
And given a faceful,
Looks even more cute and appealing.
--- Peter Wilkins
First her kneeling, then feet, so what's more?
If this gal used her head,
She be lovin' in bed.
Sounds to me like a young novice whore.
--- Jeanie
Loved sucking off cocks in the tub.
Her midnight ablutions
Were filled with pollutions
Of men coming home from the pub.
--- G0851
She said. Gave it all that she'd got.
It grew and it grew,
And when she was through,
A mouthful she had of my snot.
--- Tiddy Ogg
A bugle she thought was divine.
She blew Reveille.
His salute was not wee.
Now that horn's a trombone supine.
--- Tiddy Ogg
"A blow job is just what I need."
To his girl, he said, "Quick!
Put your lips 'round my dick,
And see if you can try to suceed." (suck seed?)
--- Jonners
Took a lick and than a large chew.
And thought "Hmm, that's nice,"
And in less than a trice,
With some gravy, she'd made a nice stew.
--- Michelle
Quoth she, "There is no cause for tears!
With my lips, (I have found)
And my tongue wrapped around,
Their rigidity soon disappears!"
--- Jersey City
Who was taking a sex technique class,
"How excited I am!
Aced the written exam,
So now I've just orals to pass."
--- Lucas Hulp P9407
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