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With Robert, her boyfriend, Miss Cobb, I chase my tequilla with beer, A leching employer named Pruitt A certain young fellow named Dick, There once was a lady named Fox (knock your socks off -- generic superlative - McW)
Inflating four tires, plus a spare, My tart put up all the balloons; There once was a woman whose tongue A tidy young lady of Streator, A fine pair or titties, it's said, A kindly old lady was Marge; He calls her his favorite squeeze, There once was a fratboy named Artie, Some women go out on a limb We wondered why she was so merry; As Bugs Bunny says: What's up, doc? An Australian girl in Earl's Court While watching Jan, I watched her pull "In slurping the sauce of the purple There was a young lady from Caius Mary was generous, not mean; I'm thinking way back to September, There was an old hooker who blew. Miss Milly she had quite a trick, A porno promoter, Horatio, For those who are somewhat frugal, A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd, There was a young slattern of Cette Repairing a weed eater sucks, A well-built young fellow of Stoke A cocksucking whore in Long Prick A progressive and young Eskimo At confession, the whore in elation, There was an old harlot named Hutch; A lovely young surfer named Anna A decrepit old harlot was Grace, A labial technique of Miss Wren There once was an old slut named Bobbie, An ambitious young girl of Fort Knox But Mimi from old Savile row, Young Annie was a harlot of skill, There was a young lady of Fez, As a whore I outdistance my peers; Mysteriously smiling, said Mame, A randy young whore came from Limerick, As Monica fondled his dick, I'm the meanest whore you ever did see; A pensioner hiring a tart "I'm willing to suck for a trifle," Said the prostitute, ready to wallow, The blow job I paid for was mucked. Last night I was talking to Marge. The Japanese geisha is taught Don't argue about pronunciation; A cautious young fellow named Keith The band call her "Whaling Boat Rose," Hickory Dickery Dock, With a harlot, a fellow named Steven A determined old harlot named Gwen A young little lady called Lucy A young man lay down in bed, A sadistic young woman of Spain There was a young man named Keith, There was a young lady named Grace A playboy who came to New York (I don't get this one - McW)
Once a young and devout holy roller, We were sipping on gin and vermouth;
Would nod when engaged in a job.
It was wrongfully said
She was bobbing her head,
When she really was heading her Bob.
--- Donald Dimock Playboy
And toast to my gal's good cheer.
(She's waiting in bed
To give me some head)
But I'm writing lims to post here.
--- Anon
Asked applicant girls if they'd "do it".
I asked young Miss Kent
How her interview went.
She replied, with a grin, "Oh, I blew it."
--- Jemstone P9912
Liked to feel his girl's hand on his prick.
He taught her to fool
With his rigid old tool
And to give it a kiss and a lick.
--- Little Richard
Who dearly loved to suck cocks.
She gave such great head,
It was widely said
That her dates came home without socks.
--- Jim
I needed some high pressure air;
To do the blow job
I called my friend Bob,
Who lent me his dear wife named Claire!
--- Anon
It took her all afternoon.
Instead of blowing the lot,
She was blowing my cock;
It reminded me of my honeymoon.
--- Anon
Beyond her vagina was hung.
Her passion it fired
But she quickly got tired,
And over her shoulder 'twas slung.
--- Craig
Dearly loved to nibble on peter.
She always would say,
"I prefer it this way.
I think it is very much neater."
--- L0432
'Tis a sign of a girl who's well fed.
They'll cause much delight,
In the cold of the night,
When she wakes you by giving you head.
--- Anon
She'd sell all us schoolboys a large
Can of Coke for a shilling,
And if you were willing,
Fellate you for no extra charge.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And 'tis clear that she just loves to please,
But she's not into prayer,
When she's totally bare,
And spends half of the night on her knees.
--- Bob Birch P0507
Who always would ask, "Where's the party?"
A girl from the South
Said, "It's in my mouth,
And everyone's coming, you smarty!"
--- Anon
When trying to seduce a "him";
But the only tease
That will ever please
Is the sucking of the penile brim.
--- Anon
Found out she had just lost her cherry.
When someone asked "Where?"
She brushed back her hair,
Then pointed to what uses Jerry.
--- Anon
Those statements are ageist and shock
Me through to the bone,
As I'm lying here prone,
While Mamma gums hard at my cock.
--- Anon
Did thing that no decent girl ought;
Her talents fellatic
Made men quite ecstatic--
Back home she'd be call a real sport!
--- Michael Horgan
My plum, quite engorged, colored purple,
And then, with much greed,
She sucked till the seed
Popped out, while her mouth made its slurple.
--- Travis Brasell
Head plum," teaches Janie, "interpol-
Ate knob 'twixt your lips,
Then gulp when it rips,
For nothing says yum like a burp'll."
--- Hugh Clary
Who was terribly eager to please.
She'd spread her legs wide
If you wanted a ride,
But she'd happily get on her knees.
--- Anon
Some believed her talent obscene.
To her a blow job
Was never one knob,
But the whole college football team.
--- Anon
When summer was then just an ember,
'Twas in my garage
That buxom young Marge
Was zealously gorging my member.
--- Anon
What I meant is, she left town. If you
Understood what I said,
To mean she gave head,
Well, I guess there was some of that, too.
--- John Ciardi
In her mouth she could fit any dick.
For she lacked all her teeth,
Both up top and beneath,
After drunkenly eating a brick.
--- Anon
Puts on this unique two-a-day show;
There's great cunnilingus,
Dwarves jack off their dingus,
And hookers give awesome fellatio.
--- Armand E Singer 719
Try the Irish whore, Maggie O'Dougal.
She's not a great fuck,
But for only a buck
She'll blow you like you were a bugle.
--- MrMalo
Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred,
Had achieved some renown
For her tone going down.
There's a nice civil tongue in her head.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Who was devilishly fond of a bet.
She wagered she'd suck
Twenty cocks for a buck,
And she's cleaning the kitchen up yet!
--- G0837
And so does the plucking of ducks,
And so does Miss Tabor
Who cocksucking labor
Just cost me my last two damn bucks!
--- Anon
Told a whore that he wanted a poke,
Fellatio fashion
And gave her a ration
That made her cough, sputter, and choke.
--- Alexander Baron
Said: "Semen gulped straight is too thick.
But it gets nice and thin
If you cut it with gin;
A Croatian dwarf taught me that trick."
--- G0873
Grew tired of his squaw, and so
Slipped out of his hut
To look for a slut
Who knew the very fine art of 'Blow'.
--- L0400
Said she sucked off the head of the nation,
And his staff she then blew.
Said the priest, "Blow me, too."
She blew him and the whole congregation.
--- Albin Chaplin
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The price that she charged was not much.
Yet she knew every action
To give satisfaction,
And was expert on blow jobs and such.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0831
Would swallow a fellow's banana,
For a nominal fee,
On the beach by the sea,
In her quaint little yellow cabana.
--- Cap'n Bean P0305
And her cunt was a filthy disgrace.
But she still made a buck
Whether planned or by luck,
Since she took a good fuck in the face.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0819
Appeals greatly to all of the men.
She savors that flavor,
But will, as a favor,
Go family style, now and again.
--- Grand Prix Lim 485
Who was blowing a young boy named Robby.
When I told her to stop,
His penis she dropped,
"But this is my favorite hobby!"
--- Vince
Made her money by working the docks.
There she worked without shame
By assuming a name --
She was "Fuller" when sucking on cocks.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0810
To all of the men would say no,
Unless they were rich,
And then, greedy bitch,
She'd charge them the earth for a blow.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Who with men had her way and her will.
An old codger said, "Annie,
Come chew my bananie."
It's too bad he was over the hill.
--- Neal Wilgus P8208
Who was known to the public as "Jez".
Jezebel was her name,
Sucking cocks was the game
She excelled at (so everyone says).
--- G0848
I have done this for seventeen years.
I'm outstanding in bed,
And know how to give head,
So kindly let go of my ears!
--- Anon A
When a new whorehouse customer came:
"If you'll double the dough,
I'll give you a slow blow,
And from then on life won't be the same!"
--- G1831
Who'd play wondrous tricks using any dick.
Any orifice would do,
When she fancied a screw,
But most of all she did like to lick.
--- Anon
She seductively moaned "Oh Mick!
Just give me the cash,
And quick as a flash,
I'll give it a long loving lick!"
--- Anon
I scream as I give head times three.
I like it long
As I wear out your dong;
Please get down on one knee.
--- Anon
Said "Get one thing right from the start:
I need a good sucking
Before any fucking;
At my age, I need a head start"
--- Anon
The hooker said to horny Dick Rifle,
Saying, "When I suck cock,
I take the whole stalk,
So I'm never shot with an eyeful."
--- Jon Gearhart
"There's only one rule that I follow:
You can insert your shaft
In holes fore or aft,
But its output I never will swallow."
--- Mike Oz
That C-note I gave was just shucked.
I wasted my money
On some little honey
Who blew not at all -- only sucked!
--- Travis Brasell
She'd heard that you claim to be large
As a barge, but she finds
Almost zilch; being kind,
She gave you that blow without charge.
--- Anon
To first shape her mouth in an ought,
Then get in her licks
With slithering tricks
While keeping you lengthily taut.
--- Irving Superior P9205
It varies from nation to nation.
It ain't worth a fart;
Go find you a tart
And indulge in a spot of fellation.
--- Tiddy Ogg
After feeling a whore underneath,
Said "Your twat's like a ditch!
Better suck me, you bitch,
But first you must take out your teeth."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0841
Because of the life style she chose.
Disguised as a sailor,
She boarded a whaler.
Where ever it goes, "Thar she blows!"
--- Pierce Evans
The lady was sucking my cock.
When she was through,
I shot her my goo,
And dropped her off the next block.
--- M Harrell
Made a deal that he'd pay before leavin'.
So she fucked the old bloke
But he claimed he was broke,
And she sucked on his prick to get even.
--- Albin Chaplin
Said success comes to those with the yen.
If at first you proceed
And you fail to suck seed,
Then by all means you suck, suck again.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0823
Was inventive as ever a floozy.
A machine in her nose
Cries out, "Thar she blows!"
On oral jobs in the Jacuzzi!
--- Stabbe a
Thinking "Christ, I could do with some head".
Along came a chick
Who bit off his dick,
And now he plays snooker instead.
--- Anon
Said she found oral sex quite a pain.
She bit off the tools
Of a dozen poor fools,
Who tried to convert her in vain.
--- Anon
Who liked to be fondled beneath.
When she'd start with her lips,
Mmmmm, he'd wiggle his hips...
But not when the bitch used her teeth!
--- Anon
Who took all she could, in her face.
But an adequate lad
Gave her all that he had,
And blew tonsils all over the place.
--- L0401
Coaxed a bunny to kiss his old dork.
It rose up so huge
It shot a deluge
Before the poor girl got her fork. (fuck??)
--- G0888
Had a boy friend attempt to console her.
She'd gone down on his cock,
That was hard as a rock...
Chipped a tooth, plus she knocked out a molar.
--- Bob Birch
Sweetie grabbed at my fountain of youth.
She moved down on her prize
But what a surprise,
When I found that she had a chipped tooth!
--- Allen Wolverton
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