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There was a young doctor named Phil I once had a young mile-high bride Now take-offs and landings are tough, A full-breasted girl named Louise The gigolo's handsome and young; There once was a woman named Doris; But as for my curvaceous cutie, The Wal-Mart here has a new greeter; It's not just the itch, but the smell, A drunk liked the twat of Miss Young; She sought out a doctor's inspection, Ms Pamela Anderson Lee Let's meet at this out-of-town diner; A truth that all girls should embrace, There once was a man named Mike, There's always a place for words sweet, When seafood's a dish you are craving, Because I still savor the taste What makes a meal really complete? Specially when served with a teat, I like a fine pussy that purrs, Why should I want to pay I've never been much of a shaver, The taste of your spread I will savor. Down south I am back on the mash; Sympathy also to the lady, Here's to the athletic young Kim And here's to the Gym Keeper Mike; While Mike's busy sniffing at poon, This chap from the City has placed Fair Julia, who sold Christmas candy, One hot afternoon down in Deal, I'll tell you of Dave's sister, Babs. Of this there can be no dispute -- They had no bread on their plate, Now treacle or syrup on tits Now cunt's a delectible dish The kiss that you stole way down under I love eating pussy; it's true. Alfonso, a lack-lustre stud, Since Alfonso from lacklustre rollicking Our honeycomb's my favorite treat; I wonder if this sting is due The juices that flow from her mound Then there's that sicko named Gus, The tannins in her Cabernet And when I doth quaff her sweet twat, Brie's method of cunni-relief Mr Ishmael Harold McIver (filet of what? - McW)
You've guessed, folks, that I'm no believer "I found me some pussy to champ on; Though some people might think it is weird, There was a young girl, a winner! There was a young man from Waroona, If you're looking for meat that is juicy, An old sort of rapist from Natchez I dreamt of a moss covered bowl, Once a young rockstar called Mick Young Joe is just one of the masses, I know your resistance is low For God's sake, come up for some air! Some guys are just really like sharks, Said the cunt-lapping Bey of Algiers, There was a young man from New York, My fantasy starts with a kiss Admitted a gourmet named Billy, That horny old cannibal, Howard,
Who does to his chick what he will.
He whips her, he beats her,
Sometimes even eats her,
But never quite gobbles his fill.
--- Armand Singer
Whose runway was bumpy and wide.
On nearing her strip,
My nose, it would drip
And always would slip right inside.
--- SFA
Regardless the state of the muff.
To lead with your nose
Instead of your hose,
Subjects both your ears to rebuff.
--- Mara
Had a habit of pulling her chemise,
To a point well above
Her object of love,
For any sucker who'd get on his knees.
--- G0874
As a lover his praises are sung.
Though he measures three inches,
Women hold him in clinches;
Three inches refers to his tongue.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0303
All the men liked to lick her clitoris.
She said, with a frown,
As another went down,
"My tits, they cry, 'don't ignore us!'"
--- Andrew R Knapp
And her fine round bodaceous bootie,
I've tongue-fucked that moaner
And buried my boner,
Each day inside her pink patootie.
--- Anon
Compared to the last one, much sweeter.
When business is skanty,
She drops down her panty
And lets all male customers eat her.
--- Travis Brasell
And it looks pretty ugly as well.
And the taste of a kiss,
When she's just had a piss...
But other than that it's just swell.
--- Loz Q
In turn, the poor dear said, "It stung!"
Good heavens! No wonder,
Her stinging down under
Was caused by a hundred-proof tongue.
--- Travis Brasell
And quizzed him, "Should I use protection
The next time I'm licked?
'Cause, truly I'm ticked!"
He answered, "No, booze kills infection!"
--- Travis Brasell
On her pubes had a green bee.
Which forgot 'twas a vector
And sucking her nectar,
Turning all men green with envy!
--- Dr Dirty
There's nothing round here that is finer.
The owner's named Suzy,
The meals taste like sushi,
But it's really just Suzy's vagina.
--- Anon
While pressing on through this life's race,
I'll make very clear,
So girls gather near:
I just want your pie in my face!
--- Travis Brasell
Who munched the box of a Jewish dyke.
The filthy young whore
Fed him soup dujour:
A salty bowl of "Cream of Kike."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To sweep a girl right off her feet.
Now that you have learned,
I know that you've earned
A taste of this pretty pink meat.
--- Anon
Ask of the wife you're enslaving,
To eat her clam raw.
(Best dish I ever saw)
And I promise you'll cum away raving.
--- Ogden Nield
Of Pussies, I eat them in haste;
No, I won't deny it;
They're part of my diet.
They're slimming and don't go to waist!
--- Travis Brasell
That pretty pink pussy! It's sweet!
Eaten hasty or slow,
With honey or no,
With or without beaten meat!
--- Brian
Purring when the meat starts to heat.
I go down. Down I go.
I eat fast. I eat slow.
There's nothing like pussy! It's neat!
--- Brian
When it my tongue's plungeing endures.
I lick and I kiss
And I tickle in bliss,
Especially when that pussy's yours!
--- Gearhart
To have myself a good lay,
When with snap of a finger,
Some young stud will bring her:
Today's flavor of the day.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I don't like to bother with razors.
When pussy is savored,
I still taste it later...
My moustache is my flavor saver!
--- Sonny TP9802
When sated, I'll pull out my shaver,
And make your puss bare,
So nary a hair
Will taint the dessert's full rich flavor.
--- Anon
(The bourbon I have in my stash).
And I've not had grits
But I love those clits.
They surely go fine with some gash.
--- Frank Fazed
From this man who prefers it shady.
My taste buds do test from under her dress.
Women implore us to lick their clitoris.
This tongue has happy made me.
--- Anon
Who comes every day from the gym;
And then we make merry,
For I love to bury
My face in her hot sweaty quim.
--- Tiddy Ogg
For his job he's developed a like.
'Cause each day after women
Get done with their gymin',
He licks off the seats of the bikes.
--- Jon Gearhart
He knows he'll soon hear his wife croon:
"Oh, Dear, come to bed!
In reply he'd have said,
"Oh yes, love. I'll be coming soon."
--- Archie
His tongue with immoderate haste
On the clitoral part
Of an indifferent tart.
We suppose it a matter of taste.
--- Gents Alphabet Book P9411
Said her twat tasted twice as dandy,
And she'd let you try it,
Twice 'fore you buy it,
On any surface that's handy.
--- Annie Mae Hentai T9712
I made quite a sumptuous meal
Of charming Candice,
The old farmer's niece;
So young that she tasted like veal.
--- Anon
She'll get boys to buy her sherbet dabs;
In her snatch she would tip it,
And get them to sip it.
She claimed that it kept away crabs.
--- Tiddy Ogg
This is file rdl
Young ladies that blossom to fruit
Must surely be tasted,
Lest their lives will be wasted,
And they rot on the ground, destitute.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2547
So Marie said, "Now listen here, mate,
Young Kate is quite tasty.
They may like a pastry,
So why don't we let them eat Kate?"
--- Archie
Does tempt me to munch naughty-bits.
Now Debbie's so fine,
Just like a smooth wine,
Does Tommy go lickety-splits?
--- Anon
While the coney you eat, you might wish
So the cunny you see
Must come out of the sea,
For the perfume reminds me of fish.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Her skirt was a seafaring wonder:
It tasted of fish
And her serving dish,
Your torpedo soon split asunder.
--- Q
Love eating and sucking it too.
My favorite treat
Is that perfect pink meat,
Especially when it's hooked to you.
--- Gearhart
Went down on Sue's virginal bud.
'Twas very bad timin'
For licking her hymen...
His mouth filled with menstrual blood.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Is chastened (he's had such a bollocking,
To use the vernacular) --
Sue'll meet Mrs Dracula
For lesbian vampire frolicking.
--- Jester Jon
I often come by just to eat.
But I've never been stung
On the end of my tongue,
Or my dick while I've serviced your meat.
--- Anon
To a well-meaning love tap or two
Or the sting aforementioned
Comes from some invention
To keep full attention on YOU!
--- Anon
Of raw dripping flesh are renowned
For spiced pungent flavor
That quim eaters savor.
There's no better dish -- ask around.
--- Randog
A socially unacceptable cuss.
His pecker he beats
As he hastily eats,
A whore's pussy that's oozing with pus.
--- Anon
Constrict my tongue when it's at play.
I dizzily savor
Her black currant flavor,
And succulent smokey bouquet.
--- Randog
My tongue ties itself in a knot.
And I'm blind, deaf, and mute,
So I squeak off a toot,
To tell her her cab's hit the spot. (cabernet)
Leads to quim connoisseurs' lingual grief.
Her aroma grows doubly
And Cab becomes bubbly,
As sparkling wine heralds a queef. (small fart)
--- Randog
Wished to learn how to be a muff-diver;
His sweetie warned Ish
That she tasted like fish,
Yet he dived; now he's her "sole survivor."
--- Robin K Willoughby P8601
In small fry -- but pass me the cleaver.
What I have in mind
Is a much bigger kind
Of taste, if you please, of split beaver.
--- Anon
It was great till I sucked up a tampon.
In my haste for the thing,
I had not seen the string,
So now I have sex with a lamp on."
--- MrMalo
Cunnilingus is not to be feared.
"What I really like,"
Said a lover named Mike,
"Is I taste her all day in my beard!"
--- Claudius Rex
That no one could match as a sinner.
But I'm wondering why
When eating her pie,
Her cunt tastes so much like dinner.
--- Da Homer
Who did not prefer the taste of tuna.
Then one day he got
His first taste of twat,
And wished that he had tried it sooner.
--- Murray Perth
Can I mention the well-basted pussy?
Its lifestyle may yield
A strong taste of sild, (herring and perch)
But it's pleasant if you're not too fussy.
--- Anon
Is given to spreading girls' snatches.
But he isn't all bad,
May I hasten to add:
He just wants to taste what he catches.
--- Armand Singer
With the scent of dead fish, bless my soul;
I near had a stroke
'Cause when I awoke,
My tongue was in some old whore's hole.
--- Travis
With a Mars bar did something quite sick;
And Marian Faithful
Gave him quite a faceful,
Getting off on the star's forty licks.
Of guys quite adept with the lasses.
He remarked, with some fright,
As he kissed her goodnight,
"Spread your legs, dear, you're breaking my glasses."
--- G0881
When tongue-tickled there down below.
Each time you've enjoyed
My tongue when employed
To lick -- never quick, always slow.
--- Anon
All this shit about licking and hair!
I'd eat my new purse
If the guy could converse.
Love's more than a snorkeling affair.
--- Annie Jay
Going out for some fun and some larks.
For a true feeding frenzy,
Remember to bend zee
Tongue up the tunnel, so dark.
--- Arden
In a cunt halfway up to his ears:
"This snatch is delicious,
And without doubt nutritious.
She's my best-tasting wife in ten years!"
--- G0823
Whose tongue was designed like a fork.
The Indians maligned it,
But most women find it
A welcomer guest that the stork.
--- Margaret A O'Conner A
Hard on your sweet lips just like this
It cunt-tinues south
Till your cunt's on my mouth
And I'm tonguing you in carnal bliss.
--- Anon
"I stuff my girl's twat full of chile;
To be sure it sounds corny
But I'm hungry and horny;
As hot dishes go, it's a dilly!"
--- Armand E Singer 825
With oral sex, was a bit of a coward.
But his girlfriend Gwen,
Said, "I can't recall when,
I have felt so completely devoured!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
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