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I count up to ten on my fingers, The back of his head she did ruffle, We'll go for a roll in the hay, My buddy is wildly in thrall Cunnilinguists are sure to decry A fastidious young fop of Bhogat, Her butt sliding down on my face, I love it when girlies start pickin' As long as those twats ain't for pluckin', This Chanticlear crows long and often My love, Marylou, likes to bleat If I had a girl like Delores, There was a young man of St. Kitts, There was a young fellow named Pete, Oysters au naturale come next There was a young fellow named Jack Mathematics: of sciences, queen There was a young girl from Decatur A cunt-lapping man of Dundee There once was a fellow named Keith One time there were females around, I sure relished being among I ask, sir, for you're such a wag in A man who had put too much fat on Her son's best friend was named Peter; I don't get it but once in a while; With each breast like Kilamanjar, The scientist Herman van Keast, One sailor was thought quite a twit A snatch-licking fellow named Doug, Squat your twat on my face. How I ache A stylish and keen whipper-snapper, There was a young fellow named Meek, A Far Eastern girl kept me merry The How To Book, someone supposes, Whatever you say, you're the boss, Oh, a love-heart's in Havre de Grace; After your hands you have wrung, A clever young student from Ascension, At the vertical smile, it is clear Whipped cream'll add taste, and she'll giggle; The geographer told me, "I'm best To many a bed I've been pinned If you lose all your teeth through bad luck, The young girl was feeling quite gruff, I find a man's face very cosy; Melissa sounds ripe for the pickin'; You couldn't remember its name, A cautious young lady named Liskers, My dear Booboola's wild; never blushes, It's warm and it's pleasantly sunny; There once was a Bendigo Miner The Pontiff devised a new way Some girls say (and this bears repeating) If you root around in the duff, While hunting for harlots, young Watson Coarse hair in your snatch makes me cross, Said the outraged Brest wife, "Men are brutes; Her form was really appealing, If that new chair takes too much space There's plenty of pussy to eat; Although he may seem quite a shy man, With my legs clamped firmly 'round your waist, Remember to take off your specs, Touche, You just got me, my dear, My love, Marylou, throws a fit
A trick for controlling my thing as
I get too excitedly
Hot, while delightedly
Giving my girl cunnilingus.
--- Peter Wilkins
As he gave out a snort and a snuffle.
"Come on boy! Don't stop!
That the cream of the crop!
Get in there and dig up that truffle!"
--- Mike Dale
And your lips I will gently splay,
Then brush with my tongue,
The small nubby one.
I think I could do this all day!!
--- Anon
With a lady who's really quite tall.
When she asks for some head,
He gets out of their bed,
And does his good deed in the hall!
--- Anon
The expression, descriptive but wry:
Without Latin appellation,
They exhibit frustration
When told that they "eat at the Y".
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0505
Would suck a girl's cunt, just like that.
But he'd wipe off her jib,
And then slip on a bib,
To make sure not to soil his cravat.
--- L0383
Dressed up in black stockings of lace,
Get her dripping wet,
With my tongue deeper yet.
My God, this is my favorite place.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And lickin' the bones of fried chicken,
While wearin' sheer teddies,
For doin' so readies
Their southern young twats for a dickin'.
--- Travis Brasell
This rooster will want to get suck-in.
Though chicks may be coy,
They truly enjoy
Me lickin' their feathers while suckin'.
--- SFA
When feshly plucked twats I am boffin'.
"Cock-a-doodle!" I say
For a great hen-house lay.
Those feathers the bangin' will soften.
--- Randog
While I'm munching away on her treat.
She knows that her noise
Befuddles my poise,
So she muffles my ears with her feet!
--- Anon
Whose bush was as dense as a forest,
Her legs I would spread,
And then using my head,
I would flush out the wily clitoris.
--- Oddo Von Schlong T9710
Who was very much bothered with fits.
After chewing a cunt,
He'd give a loud grunt
And try to bite off her two teats.
--- L0427
Who took a flashlight 'neath the sheet.
When asked to tell why,
This was his reply,
"I'm all right if I watch what I eat."
--- Anon
And if by your urges you're vexed,
Just wait a short while
Till some guy with style
His tongue in your oyster's been flexed.
--- Kaylin
Who ate his girl's snatch, from the back.
He developed the art
Of avoiding the fart,
But got hit in the face with the flak.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G1403
That, my friend, remains to be seen.
I think anatomy is better;
You can get a girl wetter
By licking thighs and what's between!
--- Anon
Who couln't find anyone to date her.
But a young Roman stud
Nipped her right in the bud,
Then bragged, he was so gladiator.
--- Ericka
Arose from the crotch of Miss Lee.
As he fondled his chin,
He said with a grin,
"Tell me, where did I get this goatee?"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1774a
Who liked it above and beneath.
His nights were so harried,
As positions were varied,
That he woke up with hair in his teeth.
--- G0866
All baying for my half-a-pound.
With none on the pill
'Twas all such a thrill,
Now there is just three to be found.
--- Anon
The females, especially the young.
But I am astound-
Ed by your half a pound!
Are you speaking, sir, of your tongue?
--- Anon
The group, and must need a wagon
To carry the bull
Of which you're so full,
'Specially when that half pound starts waggin'.
--- Anon
Preferred to have sex with his hat on.
When asked for his reason,
He replied, but was teasin',
"So my ears won't get cold when I'm sat on."
--- Bob Birch P0107
His balls were just huge with none neater.
She spread her fine thighs
And hoped he was wise
To how he could best start to eat her.
--- Richard Long
But all of it's good with a smile.
So who gives a fuck
If you shave or you pluck;
It's all pussy whatever the style.
--- MrMalo
And belly as smooth as Sahar,
She tells me : "Move south
And tour with your mouth;
Don't stop till you reach Zanzibar!"
--- Mark Levy
On fresh cunt each day had a feast.
He would lick with tongue firm
As he sought to confirm,
The path where resistance was least.
--- Albin Chaplin
'Cause with girls he just never could hit.
Till a whore in Hung Chow
Gave him lessons on HOW,
Now he gets them all - lickety split!
--- John Miller 0067
Tried licking while high on a drug.
He complained it was dry.
Said his girl, "I know why--
You bastard, you're licking the rug!"
--- Phil Cannibal P9207A
To see just how much licking you'll take
'Til you come, making shrieks,
Covering my chin and cheeks,
With a glaze like the icing on cake.
--- Anon
Straps his girl down, then unwraps her.
When he unveils her muff,
He can't get enough,
That dapper, pink labia lapper.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who invented a lingual technique.
It drove women frantic
And made them romantic,
And wore all the hair off his cheek.
--- L0415
This is file rcl
Easily depipping a cherry.
I'd then dip to feed
Where she'd spat the seed,
Probing horse-lipped, her strawberry.
--- Frank
Tells where us guys should put our noses.
If we want a chance
At oral romance,
We'd best spend that money on roses.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But hair on my tongue makes me cross.
This hair you can't swallow,
So it would naturally follow,
Just consider it nature's dental floss.
--- Becca
Quarter ton! When she sits on your face,
Better have a good snorkel;
And a big, well placed cork'll
Keep you out of the wrong deep, dark place!
--- Anon
Start priming your talented tongue.
For a shuddering wave
On a much smaller cave;
Doesn't matter if you're not well hung.
--- Arden
Came up with a foreplay invention.
His computerized lick
Gave his girlfriend a kick,
And played hell with her pre-menstrual tension.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The weather is less than severe;
Though my face does get wet
At her luscious lunette,
An umbrella's not needed, I fear.
--- Anon
Lick slow, and by gum, this here pig 'll
Grunt and she'll shout,
But keep your eye out;
Back off, should you see something wriggle!
--- Anon
With my peter ensconced in her nest
While applying my mouth
To the north and the south
Of a girl facing east, from the west.
--- Tiddy Ogg
By women who cackled and grinned.
My one saving grace,
While they sat on my face,
Was keeping my nose to the wind.
--- Anon
You must meet your sad fate with great pluck.
When you face your next treat,
Do not flinch or retreat --
If you find you can't chew, you must suck.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1275
Till he placed his head in her muff.
Then she purred like a kitty
When his tongue hit her clitty,
Saying, "I just can't get enough!"
--- Stan
It warms me up from head to toesy.
But stubble's an issue,
For delicate tissue,
A sandpaper face is no go, see.
--- Anon
Her nethers resemble cold chicken.
For in time that smooth muff
Will turn something quite rough,
So now to get down and start lickin'.
--- Anon
As you played your linguistical game.
But I didn't get cross
'Cause I knew that it was
On the tip of your tongue as I came!
--- Anon
Proclaimed that she only would risk hers,
For a man who was true.
One man came -- not to screw --
But he planted a kiss on her whiskers.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0850
When she sits on my face, and she brushes
My nose with her muff,
While my tongue strokes good stuff;
I could drown when my Booboola gushes!
--- Allen Wolverton
Just right for some fun with my honey,
Outside on the grass
With my hand 'neath her ass,
And my fingers and tongue in her cunny.
--- Anon
Renowned as a pudendum diner.
He went down on Anny,
Ate part of her fanny,
And part of her favorite recliner.
--- oOOo
To make rhythm a safe way to lay.
He said, "Insert your nose
In between her big toes,
And indulge in a sneezing display."
--- Al Chaplin P9902
"The thrills of straight sex are too fleeting.
So if my pudenda
Is on your agenda,
The proof of the pud's in the eating."
--- Amego P9912
To find such a man can't be tough.
One who licks like a dream.
Can you hear, over my scream?
He quotes Shakespeare with a mouthful of muff.
--- Faerie
Asked a whore to get into his Datsun.
She examined his prick
And said, "You better lick,
And be sure that you lick the right slot, son."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1691
But then, I like mint on my floss.
Perhaps I could cope
If you'd rinse it with Scope,
And add spice with some red pepper sauce.
--- John Miller
I'll get even with him, bet your boots."
When he next cunnilinged her
She tightened her sphincter,
And ripped out his tongue by the roots.
--- Ed Potts P8507
The curves alone sent him reeling.
Though she straightened him up,
Did the lass to this pup,
She summarily sent the lad kneeling.
--- Lewis Charles
Or feels to your back, out of place,
Just pick up the phone;
You won't be alone;
I'll come, let you sit on my face.
--- Anon
So why would you rush such a treat?
Avoid indigestion
And heed my suggestion;
Slow down on that pretty pink meat!
--- Carol
Please don't be fooled by young Simon;
His tongue is so long
And so supple and strong,
That he used it to rupture my hymen.
--- Michael Horgan
Getting hotter as you have a taste
Of my wetness inside,
While your tongue takes a ride.
Take it slow; there's no need to make haste.
--- Anon
When performing feats of oral sex --
Because, if you forget,
They'll get broken, I'll bet,
When she wraps her legs round your neck!
--- Anon
And you might fake the moans that I hear,
But there's no way to hide
Your true feeling inside,
When your thighs clamp so tight 'round my ears.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Each time that I nibble her clit.
She says I'm a fool
To be ever so cruel,
While her teeth are so close to my sprit!
--- Anon
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