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There was a young madam named Guest, A bird in the hand, as they say, In the Klondike a story is told There was a young lass at the lake, The breasts on the waitress were voluptuous, The tits on Miss Fitz of West Cape "I do like the perfume you wear," There was a young lady named Netter, The passenger looked like plain Jane Anita, the film star attests, Soft breasts are what make a wet dream There was a young girl from Bligh, The nipples on girls from Frankfurt, Mom, would that I'd never been weaned! "Oh Mary," cried Tom, "You're delightful, Arrange your clothes if you must, A reformer who went out to Bali, In Newgate's a lady named Trish, Are those beautiful mammaries real? A busty young barmaid from Harts, They don't have to be super-size, I'm sure he'd travel a fur piece The Ford Agency started a blitz Been under some teats that near squeezed me; I don't like big titties that flops, A perky and beautiful dame, My tits wouldn't win a boob prize. As for the watermelons you covet, It's seldom eye-contact by guys You're tired of your young colleague's tit? I'm glad that you're back, dearest Wuzzums; To be between Ursula's legs so divine The left teat of sweet Miss NcNair The sight of proud tits through the blouson There was a young lady called Valerie, I simply could not get enough A Cuban big titter named Lou My friend Tom always uses "Chaloobies" No dancer, the buxom Miss Treadwell, The usherette down at the Ritz No wonder the ancient Acropolis Since a top-heavy maiden from Yonkers, Her breasts are just like two young roes, As her globular tits came to view, His adolescence invests Two circus girls, richly endowed A toothsome young lass named Loretta, The breasts of two broads of Coquitlam But before you do tell me, it's There was a young student named Etta Their Cola is selling quite well; There was a crude man name of Schuyler Young Anna has hundreds of suitors I'm now feeling just a bit better, A busty young lady named Laura I once knew a young girl named Kitty; My bodice is filled with delight Three bosomy maidens from Lyle Lilly, sweet singer so rare, Its Monday, where I can, at work Said a beauty from British Columbia The fruit seller Mary Kildare A superbly stacked starlet named Wise The boobs on a beauty of Easton A buxom young beauty of Spitz "Listen Bud," cried the maiden from Spitz,
Who had a most beautiful breast.
A well-noted physician
Reduced the attrition
By installing a bullet-proof vest.
--- Albin Chaplin
Is no match for a breast by the way.
No matter the size,
They'll give you a rise
If only they'll come out to play
--- Steve Andersen P0001
Of the mountains encrusted with gold;
But of all them thar hills,
It was big Diamond Lil's
That the miners most liked to behold.
--- Hugh Oliver 111a
With nipples so nifty they'd make
The most adequate swimwear
A reason for men's stare,
And boggle their minds till they'd break!
--- Bill Doern
They seem to call out to me, "Touch us!"
All through supper she teased me,
Then said that she'd please me.
But by then I had had an eruptus.
--- Canadian Joe
Bulge forth in such sensuous shape,
Titwatchers all drool
(Nothing more, as a rule)
And frustratedly fantasy rape.
--- G0486
Said old Farmer Giles to young Claire.
"Remind's me of cows,
Just like those in your blouse,"
He said, ogling her mighty fine pair.
--- Peter Wilkins
Who felt she could not have done better;
Stayed where she was born;
Raised wheat, barley, corn,
But she looked, oh so good in a sweater!
--- Arthur Pattaffy
But she really was NOT all that plain
The conductor attests
That he ogled her breasts
As she followed them onto the train
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0508
That she easily passed her screen tests,
With a will to succeed,
Great talent indeed,
And a pair of quite beautiful breasts.
--- Mike Dale a
For guys like me chock full of cream.
I like the soft lasses
With cute heart-shaped asses,
Blond hair and big eyes of green.
--- Anon
Whose breasts were uncommonly high.
If it weren't for her chin
And the bra they were in,
They'd have poked a hole in the sky.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Are rosy and pink and so pert,
They make my eyes open.
Old Willy starts hopin'
And I am completely alert.
--- Anon
Since then, toward tit-manhood I've leaned;
Often times, I confess,
My eye's grabbed by a chest,
But when I grab that breast, I get beaned!
--- Robin K Willoughby P8701
It seems though, your bra is a mite full.
It seems you're revealing
More than you're concealing,
Your boobies in fact, are inciteful."
--- Anon
To highlight a mountain of bust.
And remember the line:
Cleavage is fine,
And it's been known to inspire lust.
--- Anon
To change the sartorial folly
Of the girls, now admits,
"A good pair of teats
In season, can seem rather jolly."
--- McNaughty Book Lims L1370
Whom the lads consider a dish.
She is oh, so proud
To be well-endowed.
"Don't touch, but look all you wish."
--- Anon
They look like two truckloads of steel.
For that cleavage, Honey,
Was it worth the money?
Can you really stand up when you kneel?
--- H Kleidman
Was the pub team's champion at darts.
When she steadies to throw,
One can see mens' eyes glow,
As they all watch the girl's upper parts!
--- Arthur Pattaffy
As long as they please to the eye.
Boobs all alone
Won't make men come home;
It must also be warm 'tween the thigh!
--- Anon
For a taste of the honey's Comise.
But as to the pear,
There's naught to compare
With the pair offered at home in peace.
--- Daniel Ford
To sell Mother Morrison's grits.
Their first story boards
Struck no responsive chords.
Ford explained, "'Cause there's not enough tits!"
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0501
But my dear girl, that just teased me.
Immense or petite,
All bosoms are sweet,
And none of 'em's ever displeased me.
--- Anon
Just gimme those cute double-tops;
So pointy and pert
They look so alert...
With nipples just like organ-stops.
--- Anon
Her tits had a marvelous aim...
With nipples so high
Pointing straight to the sky,
Putting all of the others to shame!
--- Cap'n Bean P0110
They fit me; are average in size.
But I can still brag,
They don't droop or sag,
So have a look, open your eyes.
--- Anon
Envision a champagne goblet,
Just palm size.
Makes a nice prize;
38B's you'll never forget!
--- Azul
Is made with a girl. No surprise!
Us girls all maintain
That the reason is plain --
It's simply that tits don't have eyes!
--- Jemstone P0103
You'd prefer to look at her clit?
She'd not think it rude,
But the boss is a prude?
What a shame, you'd both be in shit.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
We're lacking here in those that huzzums.
You know what I mean;
Those things that are seen
On ladies nice chests, they are buzzumz.
--- Anon
A fortunate soul gets to dine.
She rhymes with the best
Now peek under her vest;
Even priests think they are a great sign.
--- Anon
I consider the best of her pair.
When I sit at her right
And squeeze it each night,
It sure makes her old parents stare.
--- Grand Prix Lim 563 G0393
This is file pym
Is substance our willies can ooze on;
It's just window shopping;
It gives us a whopping
Erection -- and penile contusion.
--- Jester Jon
Who started to count every calorie.
Said her boss in disgust,
"If you lose half your bust,
Then you're only worth half of your salary."
--- Anon A
Of that enticing, inviting muff;
Those pert, ample breasts
Sculpted to impress,
Guys like me who like that kind of stuff.
--- Anon
Had glands a real pleasure to view.
To match them for size
Castro and his guys
Searched from Colon to Southern Peru.
--- Grand Prix Lim 417
To describe breasts with nipples like rubies;
Which to me surely beats
That repulsive word "teats"
Or knockers, bazooms, dugs or boobies.
--- Bob Giandomenico P8802
However, her clothes she does shed well.
Her voluptuous tits,
Give rich old men fits,
Therefore, I predict she will wed well.
--- John K Roberts P9212 a
Has a marvelous pair of big tits,
Which she keeps nice and firm
By massaging with sperm,
Whenever her boyfriend permits.
--- Michael Horgan
Was filled with the masculine populis,
For the place did abound
With the statues in round
Of full-bosomed beauties, all topolis.
--- Goldie Tusselman P8302A
Is equipped to make teat-men go bonkers,
Poet Goldsmith might say,
Were he living today,
That whenever she stoops, sir, she conquers!
--- Playboy Mag Jim Weaver
And I say this because...heaven knows.
I never have seen 'em.
Or got in between 'em,
As I'm stopped by those buttons and bows.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
A drooling young fool hollered, "Whew!
They are such a delight
To my beady-eyed sight,
I regret that you have just the two!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 841
A boy with the hardest of tests;
When all of the girls
Whom he'd known by their curls
Have suddenly blossomed with breasts.
--- Laurence Perrine P8503
For bosoms, won applause long and loud.
But on tour in Berlin,
They just couldn't win;
Two bare-assed baboons held the crowd.
--- G0322
Had good reasons for wearing a sweater.
Of the three that she had,
Keeping warm was not bad;
The two others were visibly better.
--- Anon A
Were so stunning, one couldn't belittle 'em.
Their perfection and size
Made a lot of the guys
-ncontrollably drool, and bespittle 'em.
--- Keith MacMillan 104d
Not two bits you meant, but her tits.
Are you really that coy,
When they give you joy,
That you call them thruppenny bits?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whose condition at home was not better.
She faced adversity
At the university,
Because she wore a very tight sweater.
--- Arthur Pattaffy Q
About product their ads never tell.
They show girls in brief attire
To titillate the buyer.
There's no doubt about it. Tits sell!
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0410
Who was known as a constant smiler.
All his thoughts were of breasts
And of ladies fat chests.
His last name, was of course Titwhiler.
--- Tom Patton P0409
Amongst all us London commuters;
We fight to sit near
Her because she's a dear...
Not to ogle her heavenly hOOters.
--- Anon
But rain is making the dirt wetter.
I'll brush down the dirt
But not with your skirt...
What're those you've got under your sweater?
--- Anon
Has a very congenial aura.
Her wit and her charm
Will do you no harm,
And her breasts are unlikely to bore 'ya.
--- Pedro J Saavedra P8302
She was exceptionally pretty --
Beauty so rare,
None could compare
To her big, round pair of nice titty.
--- Gearhart
That would stun you if you saw the sight
Of voluptuous mounds,
Of the flesh that astounds,
When I'm wearing a tube top, skin-tight.
--- Anon
Were walking the street single file;
When I said, "It is best
That you walk six abreast,"
They said, "You've been watching awhile."
--- Limber Limericks
Combined with a cute derriere.
Your singing's sublime,
And angel with rhyme,
But it's your peaks we all want to share.
--- Carol
Ogle Annie's tits, that's a perk.
Now 10 am's tea,
And coffee's at three;
I'll whiten her drinks with a jerk.
--- Anon
To her boyfriend, "How stupidly dumbia;
I'm sure that my chest
Is the best in the west,
And so why are you sucking your thumbia?"
--- Hugh Oliver 97a
Caused all the young fellows to stare.
Her citrus and grape
Didn't cause them to gape,
But what did was her wonderful pair.
--- Parker Waterman P0203
Wore tight sweaters that tempted the guys,
To try to go get 'em,
If only she'd let 'em
Pull the wool over both of her eyes.
--- Armand E Singer 49
Hung out for admirers to feast on,
And would gracefully rise
For a few of the guys,
Like the tips of her tits had some yeast on.
--- Hugh Oliver A060A
Bared lovely, voluptuous teats,
Provoking a Pole
Till his spunk filled her hole,
While his hands had her squirming in fits.
--- G0189
"You'll find all gals' crotches have splits.
I have the rag on today,
So there'll be no bed play,
And take your big mitts off my tits!"
--- G0190
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