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You're looking in all the wrong places It'd be better if they were smaller, I'm sorry we had a big tiff, I know my behavior was bad, If you're asking me now to confess, Well, I think that her name was Louise So I grabbed them and gave them a kiss. Her sister had 44D's, "If there's anything else you require," In flagrante delicto you found But I never said "Fondle my member" The breasts of a woman named Helen, The breasts of a woman named Helen There once was a gal from Belize, I once met a girl from Nebraska, The dancers of Frisco, they say, A buxom young lass, name of Kitty, A girl with 88-G tits There once was a woman named Keyes, A large breasted woman, if you please, His date was picked out by computer. Simone had the cutest blond cleft, There's a buxom young wench in Lamar, There was once a young lady of Fez The latest I've met is big Onie, A MITTY, he was truly a pest, Sister Chris has a rather plain face; This buxom young lass from Biarritz I hurried and gulped me two ripples, A mythology goddess named June The tits on young Jill were amazing; A very odd pair are the Pitts. A woman who was called Norma Stitz, I met a young gentleman, Fritz, She's cold and exciting as cod, I'll sent her a present or two I met him again Monday night, I did send my picture, it's true. So to her apartment I went, ...to my sucking your tits?' And she said He'd had a good feel of my tits, I surveyed those great mountains of blubber 'Of course,' she replied and I dived ...So much longer than previous guys.' For her slit was a bottomless pit At last I escaped with the loss "Well thanks for the warning, dear Fritz," Your 52 Double-F tits Big Bertha shot back with a sneer, A well-endowed woman named Claire A stubborn young welder named Pitts The value of your Darling's pubes My fetish is feminine bras They make such a charming couple; Large, small or shaped into cubes, There was a young laundress named Wrangle, (Mangle - equivalent to a wringer)
When Marilyn wore a tight sweater, That shirt looks becoming on you; There is a singer in Long Island City, A dusky young maid from Johore A buxom young lass from the West There was a Young Girl of the West, The girls know us guys are real chumps; On words for "breast", the bosom's best O O
Her bosom (the glands on her chest) An intelligent lass named Jo Anne, A buxom young typist named Baynes
For pairs of big breasts with nice faces.
A-la-ka-zam!
Thirty-six-D I am;
'Tis a problem when tying my laces.
--- Nawahl
And me be a teeny bit taller.
For to go on a run
With that bouncing's, not fun;
It attracts too many an eyeballer.
--- Nawahl
But you don't need to snivel and sniff.
(And you didn't have to shove
Me so violently, love,
When we went for that walk on the cliff.)
--- Peter Wilkins
And I acted the bounder and cad.
Unforgivable? Yes.
And it caused you distress;
Understandably, you were so mad.
--- Peter Wilkins
I'll feel guilty but nevertheless,
I will do as you say
Without further delay,
But you want all the details, I guess.
--- Peter Wilkins
And she showed me her 42C's.
My resistance was low
And I couldn't say no,
When she asked if I'd give 'em a squeeze.
--- Peter Wilkins
(I admit it was heavenly bliss.)
Then she whispered, "Dear Peter,
I'd like you to meet her;
My bountiful bosomy Sis."
--- Peter Wilkins
And was even more eager to please.
"Will you suck on my nips,"
She said, thrusting the tips
In my face, as I fell to my knees.
--- Peter Wilkins
Said Louise, "You just have to enquire."
Then she started to fond-
le my stiffening wand,
And I fainted with lust and desire.
--- Peter Wilkins
Me buck naked and sprawled on the ground
With those sisters of mercy,
Caressing my percy,
And waving those bosoms around.
--- Peter Wilkins
That night on the tenth of September.
It wasn't my fault,
But I'm sorry you caught
Me. I promise I cannot remember.
--- Peter Wilkins
Were the size of a large watermelon.
When she hove into sight, (When they bared to the breeze)
--- G0358
Were the size of a large watermelon.
When she came into view
All the men would come too,
With appropriate throbbin' and swellin'.
--- Arthur Deex P9012
Whose titties hung down to her knees.
The climate was warm;
She wore no maidenform.
In Alaska her nipples would freeze!
--- Corkey Bailey
Her ass was as large as Alaska.
And both of her thighs
As Texas were wide,
And her tits were as big as Mt. Shasta.
--- Blowcephus T9801
Are as much fun to watch as to lay.
The juggers they bare
Would fill Union Square
And some are as big as the Bay.
--- Pedro J Saavedra P8208
Was proud of the size of her titty.
To lift that thing up
Into a Z-cup,
We had to convene a committee.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Had her show biz career in bits.
She crawled on the stage,
Tried to stand to engage
The audience, who simply had fits!
--- Archie
Whose big tits hung down to her knees.
It took two engineers
To hook her brassieres,
And two more to act as referees!
--- Laurence Craft
Could not don her bra with much ease.
'Cause her teats were rotund;
Each weighed half a ton,
And hung halfway down to her knees!
--- Laurence Craft
She was more than attractive or cute; her
Pert pair of bazooms
Would've filled up three rooms,
So he jumped on her bones like a looter.
--- Robin K Willoughby P8408 a
But with tits of such monstrous heft.
They reached to the ground,
Covered up that sweet mound,
And left you of that sight bereft.
--- TuttaGioia
Whose shape is too nubile by far.
One luscious bazoom,
Fills up half the room,
And you couldn't go round her in par.
--- G0379
(She went by the name of Chavez)
And her teats we are told,
If completely unrolled
Would stretch from Madrid to Juarez.
--- G0329
Whose boobs are (unless they are phoney)
The biggest in years
To be wrapped 'round my ears.
(Any more that I'd say, is baloney.)
--- John Miller
As quixotically he pursued his quest.
Not content to dream,
He'd actively scheme
To measure the world's largest breast.
--- Norm Brust
Her large melons are her saving grace.
Such a big-breasted dyke,
And her cleavages like,
A dead heat in a Zeppelin race.
--- Anon
Had pumpkins where most girls have tits.
They were big, soft, and round,
And just touched the ground,
And this is as good as it gets.
--- Al Willis P9703A
And drank to your tits with nice nipples;
From what you are showing,
Could they be still growing?
You've gone from Ds double to triples!
--- Travis Brasell
Had breasts as large as the moon;
They'd appear in the sky
'Round the end of July,
And they'd shine every night until June.
--- Cap'n bean P0303
She couldn't lift them up without raising
Them, using a jack,
Else, alas and alack,
On the ground they'd be constantly grazing.
--- Anon
His balls are as large as her teats.
Her teats are as large,
As an invasion barge--
Neither knows how the other cohabits.
--- L0217
Had a name that actually fits.
So large was her bust,
Wind whistled as it rushed
Past all of her dimples and pits.
--- Funny Bone
This is file pzm
Who said, "Ladies? I love them to bits.
But the one I like best
Has a 60 inch chest,
And I wish I could play with her tits."
--- Peter W
But she sure is a challenge, by God.
She's a whore with a wobble,
And says that my knob'll
Not give her a good enough prod.
--- Peter W
With a note reading "love only you."
And a pic of my dick
(And that's ten inches thick,
Which is hard to believe, but it's true.)"
--- Peter W
And said "Fritz, my old friend, you all right?"
He said, "No, let me tell
You a story from Hell,
So that others are saved from my plight."
--- Peter W
And she answered with limericks blue.
In those verses inviting
And wildly exciting,
She said she had wanted me too.
--- Peter W
With my trouser-snake causing a tent,
Which though awkward for walking,
Didn't stop me from talking
And asking her, 'Will you consent...
--- Peter W
(As she flop0ped like blancmange on the bed),
'Are you up to the test
Of my 60 inch chest?
'Cause the guy I had last is now dead.
--- Peter W
Then collapsed in a series of fits.
So they took him away,
But he died the next day.
Do you want to continue, dear Fritz?'
--- Peter W
And said, 'Though you may be a scrubber,
Your tits I've been yearning
To suck and I'm burning
To screw you, not wearing a rubber.'
--- Peter W
In her bosoms and felt I'd arrived
At my sexual nirvana,
And felt my 'banana'
Grow thicker. She said, 'You've survived...
--- Peter W
Then she opened her massive great thighs
And she drew me inside
Without breaking her stride,
And it's then that I got my surprise.
--- Peter W
And my pecker was too small a fit.
In fact my whole torso
Was dragged in that whore, so
I furiously clung to her tit.
--- Peter W
Of my dick which I use to call 'Boss'.
So I'm warning you Pete,
Just look after your meat,
'Cause that woman, she couldn't give a toss."
--- Peter W
I replied, "And I'm sorry those tits
On a bitch of that size
Nearly caused your demise,
And you suffered the loss of your bits."
--- Peter W
Don't frighten me, mama! No bit.
However, 'twill shivver
Your kidneys and liver,
When shoved up the place where you sit.
--- Anon
"Say 'bye' to the folks you hold dear,
'Cause when yer wee 'bits'
Shoved in where I sit,
Yer gonna, in whole, disappear."
--- Anon
Owns that orchard of fruit trees right there.
Now, I've seen the picked fruit
And you just can't dispute
That she really does have a nice pear.
--- Lucas Hulp P9310a
Thought blondes with big boobs were all twits.
He was thrilled when he met
A vivacious brunette
Who was blessed with a set o'lean tits.
--- Lims For Year - 01
Is measured in diamonds and rubies.
To add to this, some
Will add to this sum,
The poundage of their Darling's boobies.
--- Irving Superior P8601
Concocted of black lace and gauze.
I like girls within them.
I like girls without them.
I suspect almost every man does.
--- Lance Payne P8708A
So alike you think you see double.
In the room every eye
Has to watch them go by;
That pair you have there is supple.
--- Anon
I really prefer women's boobs.
Yes, butts catch the eyes,
But its chests that I prize;
Its been this way since I got pubes.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whose teats tilted up at an angle.
"They may tickle my chin,"
She said with a grin,
"But at least they keep out of the mangle."
--- L0261
The thought that I had, was to pet her.
Sure, I had a life,
And a common-law wife,
But she was my appetite whetter.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Becoming indeed is the view.
But, if like your vest,
'Twas I on your chest,
I'd certainly be coming, too.
--- Archie
Whose form is impressively pretty.
She is often addressed
By the name of 'Beau Chest',
Which is thought to be tasteful and witty.
--- Anon A
Was adding some cheer to the shore;
She wasn't the kind
With an ample behind,
But she had an outstanding before.
--- Alsops Foibles
Took the following view of her chest:
"They're the first things you see,
So congratulate me;
I will always put forward my best!"
--- Jersey City
Who wore a pale plum-colored vest;
When they said, "Does it fit?"
She replied, "Not a bit!
But it shows off the best of my chest."
--- Edwardian Leer 057
They can make us do handsprings or jumps.
Not with wit or with flair
Or their fashion in hair,
But the bumps on their fronts and their rumps.
--- Jemstone P0001
Because of its expressiveness.
The "b" the "s" the "m"
For big small medium
Explains why b s m beats the rest.
--- Irving Superior P8801
Is the part that the boys like the best.
Like two melons, a pair
But the trouble is they're
Both completely attached to the rest.
--- Annable Brent
Never lacked an admiring young man,
For her giant IQ
(Giant other things too!)
Was designed on a generous plan.
--- Isaac Asimov
At her work took particular pains.
She was good at dictation, (But the principal feature)
And long explanations, (Of this charming young creature)
But she ran more to bosom than brains. (Was..)
--- G0244A
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