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Rose's are red ('cause she's hot) And you my dear Valentine A. A beautiful Lady named Butts (gamboge - yellow resin pigment and cathartic)
I wanted that sensitive slut's Please, don't lecture me, please. Your B-cups are all I require, But maybe some help from a shrink, If I was a patient of yours, Your talent is very apparent You probably think I'm a nutter To think you believe I am strange It's a case of the kettle and pot; Now I know that I don't post enough For I don't know my Freud from my Jung, Intellectually not as inclined But at literature, I am a dunce, Quite determined to prove I could do I can add and subtract in my head, Well I've used up Einsteinian time Your breasts are a feast for my eyes; Could it be now you're telling sweet lies? My lust has no scruple or qualm, I've got a craving for melon; How do you grow such a large batch, They dangled in front of my eyes; You speak, I believe, of her rack, This nurse had great boobs; I could offer I've been there and done that; those nurses It's impossible to keep your cool, There was a Young Lady of Norway, With both hands employed, eager Hector, Young Ericka soon became Dux'a A buxom young lady from Kew, A buck in his prime is Doc Seaton, Are those bountiful mammaries real? A beggar who alleys did comb Charlie was ashamed and felt shitty A lady I know, rather merry, The tits said, "You wanted to squeeze us. Said a busty young bunny named Maugham, There once was a lassie from Bandon, A musical maiden from Fromme, The vicar, in his memorandum, My "Chicken" seemed very depressed. For the boyfriend of Jessica Jetter, While swimming one day in the pool, To his forty-inch buster, Bill Keats, I go nuts when I hear some girls stutter; A comfier object there ain't If she hasn't a hole your bone fits, When a fool with my mammaries fools, I say, if you're aiming to please "Are those beautiful mammaries real?" Lend an ear to the tale of two titties A nervous young maiden named Fitt, To the nuns, I sometimes give my pity; Nothing prompts a man's member to stand The farmer's wife always knows best; Said a lassie who wedded a lad, That super-hot satyr named Rex A curmudgeonous miner from Dawson You know I like 42C's? Said the salesman to busty Miss Drew, I must say the chaps were impressed, Plastic surgeons in Michigan's Lansing My weakness for tits I'll not hide; Being single is really the pits!
And Violet's are blue ('cause she's not).
Whether hot, whether cold,
Nipples standing out bold,
Cause me trouser commotion a lot.
--- Anon
J.L. ladies cause trouser affray.
Whether hot, whether cold,
You're a joy to behold,
And my knob is all yours for the day.
--- Anon
Was God, gas, grease, gamboge, and guts.
The dairies of Dorset
That bulged from her corset
Were highly esteemed by the Knuts. (what's a Knut - McW)
--- G0279
Young soul to bed out in my hut's
Back garden. A rose
To bewitch both my nose
And my eyes, but -- Oh, too many but's!
--- G0280
Will it help if I get on my knees
And start begging again?
I will try and refrain
From succumbing to 44C's.
--- Peter Wilkins
For they set me aflame and afire;
When I suck at the tips
Of your pert little nips,
I go weak in the knees with desire.
--- Peter Wilkins
Will allow me more clearly to think
Of the reasons behind
This fixation of mind,
And get rid of my mammary kink.
--- Peter Wilkins
I am sure you'd soon get to the cause
Of my tit fascination
And curb my temptation,
Of romping with floozies and whores.
--- Peter Wilkins
But your Muse is simply aberrant...
She confines you to balls
And vaginal walls...
Do you think, in your brain, she's inherent?
--- TuttaGioia
When musing on titties and utter
such sentiments but,
Though addicted to smut,
I am utterly gutted, dear Tutta.
--- Peter Wilkins
With a limited limerick range,
Which confines me to tits;
Yes, I know it's the pits,
But I'm very unlikely to change.
--- Peter Wilkins
For I've read all your verses a lot,
And I like them; but Tutta
You're in the same gutta
As most of us; like it or not.
--- Peter Wilkins
Of the clean esoterical stuff,
But I would if I could;
Do you think that I should?
I'm afraid I might find it too tough.
--- Peter Wilkins
And I cannot distinguish among
All the literary stuff,
You can spout off the cuff.
(Though I'm probably much better hung!)
--- Peter Wilkins
As you obviously are in your mind,
I will try to write teasing,
Aesthetically pleasing
Short verses more highly refined.
--- Peter Wilkins
Though I did learn some poetry once.
Dostoevsky I've read,
But it damaged my head,
So I turned to mathematical stunts.
--- Peter Wilkins
Them as well as old Euclid and New-
ton and Einstein (whose Theory
I question and query,
But I guess that it's probably true).
--- Peter Wilkins
But division just fills me with dread;
I can multiply numbers
As long as cucumbers...
(Now what was the point of this thread?)
--- Peter Wilkins
In composing this limerick rhyme.
So I'll post it before
I have written it. Cor!
Take at look at those titties sublime.
--- Peter Wilkins
They should never be fastened with ties,
But left free to entrance
All men with their dance,
And cause them to languish in sighs.
--- Anon
Or is something there wrong with your eyes?
I still haven't unpacked
These breasts that you smacked.
To take closer looks would be wise.
--- Anon
Though I'm trying myself to becalm;
I must ask, maiden pure,
If it's not premature,
I would fain snuggle one in my palm.
--- Anon
Yours appear ripe, are you sellin'?
Or are they just free
For pickin' by me?
This year's crop seems to be swellin'.
--- Anon
Each year in your cantaloupe patch.
Must be fertile ground;
The best to be found;
Your meadow, too, grows thick as thatch.
--- Anon
In my estimate, just the right size.
Of what am I speaking;
At what was I peeking
That is so exciting to guys?
--- Dirruk
Jiggling pleasantly over your sack.
You may not have missed much,
By being deprived of a touch.
Things look bigger when you're on your back.
--- James
Her sex, so that I could boff her.
She smiled and said, "Dude,
Your thoughts are so lewd,
Better keep your hands under the cover."
--- Dirruk
Of whom Pete once wrote lustful verses,
That fair make you cream,
But alas, 'twas a dream
That you'll score, and in that fact the curse is.
--- Tiddy Ogg
When you see those broads start to drool.
When you get a nice hardon
And have to say "Pardon",
As they're washing your sensitive tool.
--- Dirruk
Who casually sat in a doorway;
When the door squeezed her tit,
She exclaimed, "What of it?
Although I admit it's a poor way."
--- Edwardian Leer 036
Told an over-ripe kid as he necked her,
For the ENDSVILLE caress,
Let's get under your dress...
Down there in your sexual sector."
--- Grand Prix Lim 687
Her college by saying just "Shucks'a"
'Cause right after class
The Prof patted her ass,
And fondled the both of her buxa.
--- Anon
Said, "I know just what I should do.
I will let them play
With my boobies all day,
But I never come through with a screw."
--- Larry Farrell
This is file pxm
But his interest is sex is too fleetin'.
He came to Twin Cities
To fondle pink titties,
But anything more he calls cheatin'!
--- Rambling Rose
Or have surgeons increased their appeal?
Is your bra stuffed with latex,
Or just a big Playtex
With D-cups? Can I steal a feel?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Accosted a harlot in Rome.
With a passionate appeal,
He requested a feel;
She said charity starts right at home.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1844
When he grabbed the wrong woman's titty.
His wife, unaware
That his hand had gone there...
So Charlie is now sitting pretty.
--- Buckeye
Spilt a glass of Babycham Perry.
It made quite a mess
Down the front of her dress,
But what fun as I looked for the cherry!
--- R Walsh A
You thought that it might just appease us.
Don't fumble with snaps;
Just pull down the straps,
And let's get it on; don't just tease us."
--- Al Willis P9708
"I do wish the guys would keep calm.
They twiddle my teats
With their hot, sticky mitts,
And it drives me half daft when they paw 'em."
--- Grand Prix Lim 501 G0128
Who said to her man: "Keep your hand on,
I admire your technique,
It's simply unique,
But my breasts are to love - not to land on."
--- Linda Marsh Coll
Allowed her friend's finger to roam;
He taught her the score--
Then gave an encore
On her other erogenous dome.
--- Harold C Bibby
Said: "Gals with large nipples should band 'em
To hide their protrusion,
Or else, in confusion,
Allow me to pinch and expand 'em.
--- Travis Brasell
She was worried about her blood test.
I soothed all her fear,
Then removed her brassiere,
And I dallied with her "Chicken" breast.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
His chances were not getting better
To bond with her dad,
When he'd spotted the lad
With his hands up the front of her sweater.
--- Cap'n Bean P0310
Johnny was playing the fool.
He squealed with delight
As he gave her a fright,
And felt up the teacher from school.
--- Anon
Exclaimed as he fondled her teats,
"There's nothing so glamorous
As milk glands THIS mammarous...
Fie on falsies and similar cheats.
--- Grand Prix Lim 389
Especially on hearing them mutter:
You may fondle my tits,
But don't shake them to bits.
Can't make heads nor tails from this clutter!
--- Anon
And a woman who shares is a saint.
So don't bother to measure,
Just fondle with pleasure,
And banish all thought of complaint.
--- Steve Andersen P0001
And you're at the end of your wits.
Your weaknesses prove
You'll both really groove,
When you slide it in between her tits.
--- Anon
A swift kick to the family jewels,
(I may be quite svelte
But I pack a black belt)
Will teach him to stick to the rules.
--- Eva Amata
Me and my large 42C's,
Have yourself quite a peek
And a quick little tweak,
When you grab 'em and give them a squeeze!
--- Anon
Said her date, with awe and great zeal.
"Why no, you thick fart,
I bought them at K-Mart!
Now shut up and give them a feel!"
--- John Chastaine
Which makes implants seem itty bitties.
With nipples upstanding
They demand glad handling;
True muses of aphrodizz ditties.
--- Esther Koch P0800
Remarked as I fondled her tit:
"I feel very funny,
So skip the tits, honey,
I'll get so hot and bothered, I'll shit!"
--- G1384
Dealing with men must be shitty.
I chase them around
All over town,
While trying to grab their left titty.
--- Chris Tustin
Like the feminine mammary gland.
Those unadorned dugs
Drive us titmen all bugs,
And we grab with a big hairy hand.
--- Grand Prix Lim 29 G0457
With wisdom (and more) she is blessed.
When needing to warm
Your hands, please conform.
A change is as good as a rest!
--- Doug Harris P0511Q
"I am fond of a fondling, by gad,
And his digital probes
Of my lacteal lobes,
Were the handiest offer I had."
--- Thomas A Quinine P8405
Is an absolute Master of Sex,
With his hot, hairy hands
Massaging girls' glands,
Causing all the expected effects.
--- G2197
Was forever blashphemin' and causin'
A lecherous bitch
With a hand on the itch
Of her private preserves, with his paws on.
--- Hugh Oliver 112a
But it's not a requirement, so please
If your mammary glands
Need two masculine hands
Try me. (But beware 'cause I tease.)
--- Anon
"Our orders are late coming through.
We don't have your brassiere,
But there's no need to fear,
I will hold up your titties for you."
--- Albin Chaplin
When Valerie took off her vest,
In that nonchalant way,
And asked them to play
With the two great big lumps on her chest.
--- Michael Horgan
Had a specialty: ladies enhancing;
Fulfilling a lack
With a breast in the back,
For fondling while couples are dancing.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0606
It's a weakness I claim with great pride.
When in hand or in mouth,
If I look to the south,
My dick wants to go for a ride!
--- Anon
All day long, I watch jiggling tits!
At night, no one's waiting...
It's just me, masturbating...
With my dick -- not their tits -- in my mits!
--- Writerman
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