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There was a remarkable stripper To Texas if I ever go, Joanne got her tits out for cash; There was a young girl from Bryn Mawr, (je ne sais quoi - I know not what)
Two elders from Dorpington Down The guys come from near and from far, Belle often gives her chest a heave A tightrope performer named Tell I know what you're talking about; What sort of woman was this, In Alaska, a lady named Barker, A voluptuous woman named Kitty By wearing a quarter-cup bra, So filled is that quarter-cup bra, While resting her chest on the bar, I stare at her nipples and bra, Oh, quarter-cup Ida, your bra A fine Scottish lassie from Ayr, I picture that fair lass from Ayr, She must be an eyefull, that chick. Why fool around with your bra? A large lady from Stratford-on-teas Like the ladies of Classical Crete, A stripper called "Cannonball Krause" Ah, you sweet thing in dress so revealing, The housewife exposed her breasts so; A turgid titwatcher named Bill And as for that Sports Illustrated, A modern girl's stock-in-trade, For a pulchritudinous few, That elderly gal of Nantucket! That elderly gal of Nantucket! There once was a bosomy maid The problem, as many will tell, Yes, gravity was there all along; An optometrist's nurse (quite a prize) If well-endowed ain't what you seek, I think you should know that my tipple Erroneous? Likely that's true. Small nipples I don't distaste, There was a young woman of Brest, My Love to me said in his way, (whip it out, Wednesday)
The looks on his coworker's face. The comeback of cleavage is thrilling; Cleavage, the snack before the meal.. I've noticed that I don't really mind There was a young girl from Trieste At the gay fellows annual forum, This lonely young prude from Biarritz The topless young ladies of Nice The topless waitress showed plenty of skin; She knew how to dress, did my Kate. Fair Julia, who sold Christmas candy, There was a young lady of Tottenham (Washington Post's 2005 Lim contest winner)
There was a young lady of Preston Said the bride, just before she undressed, "Quite a joke," said the groom, "but don't cry, love. Priscilla, her breasts bouncing gaily, My sister's a bit short on charm, There once was a real sensation This gal had the mightiest chest, Those new Wonder Bras look so nice The big bosom boom on today A sexy blonde in underwear As the elevator left the floor, "My double-D tits were so busty," Now Dusty's flat-chested once more.
Who never had time for a zipper.
She'd rip off her dress,
Exposing her breasts,
And wait for the young men to tip her.
--- David Young
I will be happy to show
These two lovely breasts,
With which I've been blessed.
I've a soft spot for cowboys, you know!
--- Carol
People then thought she was trash.
If you buy her a tipple,
She'll show you a nipple.
Go on, you can give her some bash!
--- Anon
Who committed a dreadful faux pas.
She loosened a stay
In her decollte,
Exposing her je ne sais quoi.
--- Anon (Baring-Gold) L1573
Met a maiden who opened her gown,
And showed them her tits,
Which gave them both fits,
And they flip-flopped about in the town.
--- Norm Storer P9605
By bicycle, horse-tram or car.
It thrills them to bits
As they look at her tits,
For she uses that hair as a bra.
--- Anon
And lads who gaze can scarcely believe,
As, held so tight,
They strain for a sight;
Not only Belle can hardly breathe.
--- Val Burns P0510Q
Was performing his feat very well,
When a handsome young woman
Below, bared her bosom.
He looked; he was tempted; he fell.
--- Laurence Perrine P8711
In times of a Limerick drought,
My eyes come to bear
On Betty's brassiere,
In hopes she will get her tits out.
--- Anon
To whom you did offer a kiss.
If you had offered her nought,
Would she've done what she ought,
And given you a glimpse of her tits.
--- Anon
In summer would strip off her parka.
Three reasons she had:
'To cool off' was not bad,
But her other two reasons were starker.
--- Jerry Nordal P0409
Wandered into the town, flashing titty;
The mayor was impressed
At the sight of her breasts,
So he gave her the Key to the City.
--- Cap'n Bean P0406
And resting her chest on the bar,
While pouring me cider,
I vote that young Ida
Should now be considered a star.
--- Peter Wilkins
Her nipples jut forward so far.
I ache for a nibble
And thus tend to dribble
My cider all over the bar.
--- Peter Wilkins
She pours me another large jar
Of Somerset Cider,
Does lovely young Ida;
A star in her quarter-cup bra.
--- Peter Wilkins
While resting my chin on the bar,
Which causes a slip
Twixt the cup and my lip
And I've
--- Peter Wilkins
And nipples are
I love you
But please, no more cider;
There's four of your tits on the bar.
--- Peter Wilkins
She could run just as fast as a hare.
When young laddies saw 'er,
They did try to paw her,
'Cause she walked with her breasts loose and bare!
--- TuttaGioia
Running with free-flowing hair...
Her sark's open wide,
Breasts thrusting with pride...
Oh God! Let us love! Hear my prayer.
--- TuttaGioia
Running around stark naked and quick.
Turning all the guys heads,
All the way to their beds...
Nah...too energetic to pick.
--- Nik Synytskyy
There's a danger you could go too far;
Just give in and shout,
And let 'em hang out,
Lest your excellent figure you mar.
--- Anon
Let her titties just hang in the breeze,
Until gravitys laws
Have forced wearing bras
That she buckles in back of the knees.
--- Anon
Gorgeous Grete wasn't really discreet.
With her blouses unclosed,
She quite brashly exposed
The bad driving of chaps on her street.
--- David A Brooks Q
Would, merely by removing her blouse,
Cause erection at hand
Of each spectator and
Not a dry handkerchief in the house.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9009
Is not covering up, nor concealing
Her bosom so ample,
So herds of men trample
Each other, while "glances" they're stealing.
--- Anon
She would set the old plumber aglow.
Said the plumber at that,
"I've no time to chew fat,
I have time just to come and to go."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0338
At a topless bar got his big thrill.
Cried he, "A bare gland
Makes my Old Faithful stand...
Now to find me a floozie who WILL!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 661
The sun of a beach is there stated,
To show off the best
Of the feminine breast,
Which, if mammary serves, is top-rated.
--- John E. Mayhood P0504
Is the hint she'd agree to get laid.
In each Playboy issue,
Her milk-giving tissue,
Is temptingly shaped and displayed.
--- John E. Mayhood P0504
Enron's fall may be the ticket to
Fifteen minutes of fame
And some Hollywood games,
When their boobs are put on public view.
--- Dr Limerick 03-27-02
One boob from her blouse she would pluck it.
Then it twirled round her head,
While her panties she shed,
'Til viewers would howl, "Back please tuck it!"
--- Anon
One boob from her blouse she would pluck it.
But it sagged down so far,
And had such a bad scar,
That viewers all howled, "Back please tuck it!"
--- Anon
Who danced in a beautiful glade.
No clothes did she wear,
And her breasts, I declare,
Left much of the forest in shade.
--- Tiddy Ogg
This is file pfm
Is as she grew older they fell.
They hung 'round her knees,
And flapped in the breeze,
And trying to walk was pure hell.
--- Craig
Now her breasts aren't where they belong.
For she used to be
A thirty-eight D,
And now she's a thirty-eight long.
--- Thom Fitzpatrick
Had breasts of remarkable size.
Out of duty, though chaste,
She would strip to the waist
To provide quite a sight for sore eyes.
--- Isaac Asimov
Come kiss me right here on the cheek.
If you're not a louse,
I'll open my blouse,
And give you a wee little peek.
--- Marlene Lewis
Requires a very large nipple.
'Tis said when I taste,
That south of the waist,
Is triggered a sizeable ripple.
--- SFA
Though I hate to disappoint you.
My nipples are small
And would not enthrall,
If you happened to get you a view.
--- Marlene Lewis
Especially when satined and laced.
After all I have read,
That Frank Zappa said,
That more than a mouthfull's a waste.
--- SFA
Who had a magnificent chest.
When asked if she posed
With her nipples exposed,
She said, "Also all of the rest."
--- Isaac Asimov
"Oh please boost your sweet decollete."
'Twas mid week, so I knew
It was not a miscue.
Out they came, far from tame, that Wednesday.
--- Jenni
In my car, he caught naught...but a trace!
Thus I now have a rep
And my love, he has pep;
All eyes are trained on me...in case!
--- Jenni
This great titillation is spilling
With daring and baring
From bras gals are wearing
In public with shameless fulfilling!
--- Travis Brasell
Sure sounds like a hell of a deal..
Big round and firm..
Your lips make her squirm..
But the question is, are they for real?
--- Beckie
Either plastic or natural kind.
I don't really care
'Cause the ones that are bare,
Are always the best ones to find.
--- Tom Allen
Who liked to uncover her chest.
The gentlemen stared
Whenever she bared,
Though the tits that she had weren't the best.
--- Julia Strawn P8707
She was chastised for lack of decorum.
Not knowing they were gay,
Put her boobs on display;
The sight could do nothing but bore 'em.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0310
Stays at home and despondently sits.
She wants but a friend
To help her unbend.
From the window, she shows off her tits.
--- Al Willis TP9802
Are honored in war and in peace.
This national treasure
Which no one can measure,
Brings tourists to Nice without cease.
--- Anon
She'd dance, she'd jump and she'd spin.
If you gave her a dollar,
You'd get hot under the collar,
Unless you found drinking a sin!
--- Arthur Pattaffy
She was hot to trot on a date.
Twelve buttons on her dress,
With her breasts all compressed.
That gal learned to just FASCINATE.
--- Al Willis TP9804a
Made men and most animals randy.
She wore not a shirt,
And a short see-through skirt,
That made most of her goods quite handy!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whose blouses contained quite a lottenham,
So the men on her street
Prayed to God for more heat,
For she stripped off those blouses when hottenham.
--- David A Brooks Q
Who walked through the streets with no vest on.
Though few of the locals
Adjusted bifocals,
Her baring drew many a guest on.
--- Howard Peach P9006
"There's something I should have confessed:
To get to the altar,
I padded my halter--
There are falsies where you think there's chest.
--- G2226
I'll give you a laugh you may die of.
Your deception will seem
Less important, I ween,
When I tell you what trinkets I'm shy of!"
--- G2227
Fooled everyone, until an Israeli
Squeezed too hard on the pair,
Letting out all the air
Of balloons she'd been pumping up daily.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Thought a boob-job would do her no harm.
But her boyfriend protested,
And had her arrested
For raising a "falsie" alarm.
--- David Miller
For women whose frontal curvation
Is by way of two smallsies;
"Try our genuine falsies,
And beware of a poor imitation."
--- Arthur Deex P8311
So frequently she was caressed.
But guy with sharp nails
Her titties impales;
Big BANG, one goes East and one West.
--- Anon
And they really are worth twice the price.
They make girls exude sex,
And in case of ship wrecks,
Can be used as flotation device.
--- Parker Waterman P0107
Is a well-paying trend, in a way.
The flat-busted, disgusted,
Buy falsies till busted,
So everyone's happy and gay!
--- Grand Prix Lim 812
Looks better than when she is bare.
He boobies are fake
And for her shape's sake,
Her butt's lifted from here to there.
--- Marlene Lewis
Sue Ann caught her teats in the door.
She yelled a great deal,
But had they been real,
She'd have yelled considerably more.
--- Anon G2011A
Wailed Florida's flat-chested Dusty,
"I made the mistake
Of chancing my fake
Endowments when Charley got gusty."
--- Travis Brasell
Makes doing her job such a chore.
No handles to hold;
She just leaves them cold
Unless they go in the back door.
--- Marlene Lewis
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