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The Jackson slash Timberlake bit, There was a young woman named Joy We cowboys in Texas love tits; My trouser-snake stands up and cheers "Please, rip off my bodice for me!" I bought one of those bodice rippers; The mammary glands upon Dee They say that men will not make passes In the summer a girl knows the best Bared breasts can stop traffic, it's true; The randy old Mayor of Twin Cities It's summer, the northerly breeze When a woman in strapless attire A girl from L.A. who was hipped, Have you heard that they made it a law? The laws on the books for a dame, If you decide to come So what if my feet go round bare? Forget about rules and arrests, In my house there isn't a law The busty display of Miss Bristol I once knew two sisters whose breasts Delicious!...Quadruple bit breasts! I'll bet it was one of those bores It could've been Mr. Joe Popper, I wonder if bulls think like men, Said the five-year-old boy with a wink, She had found when they're barely displayed, In creek waters, take some cool dipples A roving musician called Rubin Young Debbie went jogging last night Such sudden release; no surprise An X-rated actress named Rowse "Ma, your left tit is out!" exclaimed Willy, While distributing hosts at the altar, A young man in high school, Bill Wright, The gal was all decked out in lace A girl with big boobs from L.A. WAY
Said the ten year old, curious son I saw a girl lying in sand; A girl while attending Bryn Mawr A lovely young woman, Mel Pappas Every time Lady Lowbodice swoons, This lady from Troon we once knew There once was a lady from Troon Every time Lady Lowbodice swoons, A milkmaid addressing her cows, She stood, one boob out, in the rain; Whenever it's frosty and cold, A lusty Latino named Cisco On the subway one morning Miss Grimes A duchess who tints her tits green The women of Wadi Aqiq The barmaid's wide-necklined lace blouse! Then behind me, she puffs in my ear; The Golden Globe show, there's no doubt, On this island on the azure sea, Some say the innkeeper's a sinner, I know what your talking about; Hot, surely, that bra-busting Betty, Now boys, to your good taste I bow-th. My dear, when your bra has been lifted, A hardy young girl name McLouth, At a bar in Japan, GI Frank This action so brash did not please An actress who's amply endowed
Gave the FCC chairman a fit.
Said the spectator Rice,
"We should pay just half price,
Because we saw only one tit."
--- Arnie Schoenbrun
Who thought it an excellent ploy
To drive men to lust
By outthrusting her bust,
While pretending to be pure and coy.
--- Isaac Asimov
Their underexposure's the pits.
If you flash them for me,
Reciprocally,
I'll bare my bald driller of slits.
--- Anon
When confronted with boobs in brassieres;
But, in charming my cobra,
The bosom with no bra
Can almost reduce it to tears.
--- Keith H Peterson
Barbarians set women free
Of tight clothes like these
With consummate ease --
At least in the books that we see.
--- Anon
The book might have been about strippers.
Nobody wore clothes
Because, I suppose,
They did not know how to work zippers.
--- Anon
Are a sight all tit lovers should see.
Yes, It's ten thousand pities
They can't see her bare titties,
Which her husband and me see for free.
--- Grand Prix Lim 506
At girls who are wearing thick glasses.
Unless they wear mini-skirts,
Bra-less see-through shirts,
And have most exceptional asses.
--- Taurus
Way is bra-less to show off her chest;
It's the lack of a strap
That displays to her chap,
Bits that puff up much more than his vest!
--- Val Burns P0510Q
So graphic, men's eyes stick like glue.
To be fined for lawbreaking,
Is a shame just for taking
Undue care and attention to view.
--- Francis K Young
Was confronted by feminist committees.
When all 500 bared
Their chests, he declared,
"Good Heavens! A thousand pities!"
--- Arthur Deex
Means birds huddle up in the trees.
And maidens who yest-
Erday sun-bathed bare breast
Ed, today even cover their knees.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Found her breasts lifting higher and higher,
The guests formed a line,
For the mantle was fine
And they wished to stoke up the fire.
--- Archie
Went out to the beach to get dipped.
She had on a Jantzen,
But only the pants, 'n
She found herself at Sunset, stripped.
--- Anon
In Toronto you don't need a bra!
Both genders may be lewd
With their upper halves nude,
But the men all have drool on their jaw.
--- Anon
Are not really all quite the same.
Chicks topless if they want,
But no tempt, tease, or taunt.
You would like it here if you came.
--- Anon
We can all have some fun.
Drop me a line
And we'll have a good time,
Bare-breasted under the sun.
--- Anon
(I can't show my boobs, I don't dare!)
It ain't quite a law
But it sticks in my craw --
No shirts, no shoes; no service there!
--- Anon
For to live is to show off your breasts.
So set free your pair
And don't have a care,
For the law doesn't mind naked chests.
--- Anon
Against baring your boobs; I adore
Them. In fact, dearest kiss,
I'd consider it bliss,
If you'd bare just a little bit more.
--- Anon
Gets the fellows as hot as a pistol.
Her plastic bikini
Is terribly weeny,
And her reason's transparent as crystal.
--- G0268
Were flashed to their wonder-struck guests.
A policeman was called
And the young chap, enthralled,
Was dazzled and made no arrests.
--- Anon
But who, may I ask, of those guests
Called in the vice squad?
Which virtuous clod?
A pox on such Puritan pests!
--- Anon
Who live down the street just two doors,
Who, if you please,
Sport thirty-two B's,
While the sisters have firm forty-fours.
--- John Miller
The guest we saw wanking his whopper.
He's partially bi,
And thought it quite sly,
Inviting his boyfriend, the copper.
--- H Welchel
And get all aroused, now and then,
When udders they see.
(Which don't affect me,)
It's thought that is beyond my ken.
--- Chris Papa
To his cousin of twelve, on the brink
Of getting the fits:
"Let me look at your tits.
I swear not to laugh if they're pink!"
--- Carl Ludvig Kjelsen P0310
The titties of Kitty McWade,
Lure beachcombers for miles.
She needs no other wiles
To assure Kitty that she'll be laid...
--- Grand Prix Lim 130
While swigging some muscadine ripples,
But do it with hush
'Cause robin or thrush
Might swoop down to peck your hard nipples.
--- Anon
Liked black coffee, with one sugar cube in;
But one night in Bombay,
At a topless cafe,
It was served to him white, with one boob in.
--- Ron Rubin a
In a sports bra exceedingly tight;
But the load-bearing strap
Gave one helluva SNAP!
As it finally gave up the fight.
--- Peter Wilkins
That her tits hit her straight 'tween the eyes
And rebounded of course
With incredible force,
Before slapping her hard on the thighs.
--- Peter Wilkins
Made movies that brought down the house;
With actions on-screen
Real close to obscene,
And boobs that popped out of her blouse.
--- Armand E Singer 169
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But Mother said, "Willy, how silly!
You must understand
That's a mammary gland."
And Willy said, "Well, it's a dilly!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 467
The priest, all exited, did falter;
A communicant bent
On the first day of lent,
And her breasts had popped out of her halter.
--- Cap'n Bean P0207
Took his girl to the dance Friday night.
As she bent to adjust,
She exposed her left bust;
He could say nothing but, "Hon, sit tight."
--- Tom Patton P0109 P0108
But then she got red in the face.
The lace didn't fit;
It uncovered one tit;
Not a dry handkerchief in the place.
--- Andy Sorenson P9009
Went out in a gown, decollete.
She roamed through the city,
But out popped a titty.
She ended up looking this .
--- Julia Strawn P8805
To his big-bosomed mother, Sue Bonne,
When she took off her bra,
One night at the spa:
"Look, Mommy, your wrinkles are gone!"
--- Carl Ludvig Kjelsen P0310a
Her backside was overly tanned.
As she sat bolt upright,
I got a quick sight
Of something some think should be banned.
--- Macsam
Was pinched by her low strapless bra,
She loosened one wire -
Whereupon the entire
Dress fell, and left her quite raw.
--- W S Baring-Gold
Surprised us by going all topless.
"Oh my," she did say,
She'd thought we'd gone away,
But in fact all our eyes were quite pop-ous.
--- The Perf, Jul 97
Her bubbies pop out like balloons;
But her butler, he stands
And with gentle warm hands,
Replaces her lovely bazooms.
--- Arthur Deex P0001
Who had bosoms that just grew and grew.
The butler was about
And they BOTH sprung out
Now the poor man for black eyes has TWO!
--- Anon
Who's bosoms popped out like balloons
The butler stood by
And got a black eye
When one rocketed out with the spoon!!!
--- Anon
Her boobies pop out like balloons.
But her butler stands by
With hauteur in his eye,
And puts them back in with warm spoons.
--- P0001A
Concluding her speech with some bows.
As the buxom thing bent,
Her fabric was rent,
And she utterly fell from her blouse.
--- Jim Thompson
Deep in thought, she was straining her brain.
Till a passerby's shout:
"Hey, your tit's hanging out!"
Drew "Oh shit, Left the kid on the train."
--- Anon
Kate's nipples stand outwardly bold;
Like hat pegs they are
Through her peek-a-boo bra,
And a wonderful sight to behold!
--- Anon
Once went to a new topless disco.
Their erotic selection
Provoked an erection
Which extended from Oakland to Frisco.
--- Pedro J Saavedra P8203
Hid her charms behind newspaper "Crimes."
She was bare to the waist,
But her reasons were chaste;
She was keeping abreast of the Times.
--- Lance Payne P8312
Says, "Fashion rules busts must be seen.
Nowadays few men stare
Just because a tit's bare...
Hence my recourse to green aniline."
--- Grand Prix Lim 885
Get dressed up at least once a week:
With one booby in
And one showing skin --
The call it Arabian Chic.
--- Armand E Singer 304
I see boobs near as big as a house!
Her plump nipples poke through;
Make me blub in my brew;
Blowing foam off the mug like a souse!
--- Allen Wolverton
Lifts her skirt; shows what else I hold dear;
Rubs my neck with her twat.
Man oh Man! Wet and hot!
Embarassed, I say: "Mums, not here!
--- Allen Wolverton
Let's us see what show biz is about.
Though the women are thin,
This year bosoms are "in",
So on stage they were nearly half out.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun
Mother Nature is good for you and me.
Their presence abundant,
Even sometimes redundant;
They're the bouncing brown bosoms of Bimini.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun
Holding wet T-Shirt contests with dinner.
Guys find it amusing;
It's really confusing,
'Cause the booby prize goes to the winner!
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0407
In times of a limerick drought,
My eyes come to bear
On Betty's brassiere,
In hope she will get her tits out.
--- SFA
Whose patch is the Felixstowe jetty.
If so, raise your eyes
For a nasty surprise.
Her boat-race resembles a yeti.
--- Peter Wilkins
So keep your eyes down to the south.
When dealing with me,
Your favorite debauchee,
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
--- SFA
There's never a woman more gifted.
But south of this feast,
Your talents are least
'Cause all of your hair has been shifted.
--- SFA
While taking a trip through the South,
Was accosted by Willy,
A vulgar hillbilly,
So she gave him a bust in the mouth.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0540
Became bolder as more sake he drank.
He disclosed with great zest,
A tattoo on his chest,
"Take a look at this flag, I'm a Yank!"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2066
A buxom young maid, Japanese.
She uncovered, nonplussed,
Both her titties robust,
And she said with restraint, "Nipponese!"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2067
Got roaring applause from the crowd,
With a neckline cut low,
On the stage, at the show,
When she deeply and lengthily bowed.
--- Cap'n Bean
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