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Virgo woman! She loves to be fed, One glimpse of this maiden neurotic, Short lives avoiding all bliss, I obsess, am depressed, and I pine The earthbound should stick to the Snowdiac-- Now Lola, it's been quite a while, Osirus, the god, had a bone, But Isis said, "Ozzy, your phallus! "So brother, to ease your frustration, So teams of one hundred and ten, Erupted a stream, nay, a flood, The Nile, thus created, my dear, I've told you how Os made the Nile, But brother Set, jealous fella, Which gave inspiration, and trees A coffin it was, finely wrought; He reckoned he'd hold a grand ball; "Come now, every gal, every guy, So all of them try as he bid, He carted it down to the stream, Thus Set set to rule there, instead. She searched down the long Nile's edge, She drags it home; by it she sits. Once more in the Nile's murky flow, ...Genitalia. YOu may think that's rummy. You think, folks, this stuff is baloney, There's a lady they all call the Sphinx A lady they all call The Sphinx In the desert the camel, methinks, In day of old when knights were bold A knight who had terrible luck Many knights from no matter the Shire, In armor, a knight known as Howard, A comely young maiden of yore, There was a plump knight named Sir Keith, A piper who claimed he was pied, The union of knights once prevailing At a feast in a valley in France, There was a young knight named Sir Power. The unwashed scruffy squire, Maxwell Wrath, A knight spent his day on a horse. Brave knights gathered from hither and yon Long ago the brave knights lamented, Spread-eagled and naked she lay She fluttered her innocent eyes, The flash of a silvery sliver "Oh sunshine of mid-summer day!" So saying, he took in his hand "Oh Priest, know I'm not a bit prudish, Into her sweet bottom upturned, The minstrels of medieval days Way back in the old days of yore The King really needed a hero. No knight of the realm could e'er pass. When Churchman tried crossing the moat, Some Lady then made the mistake; Let your pages do the walking The mystical kingdom was jeweled; Please reflect on the Mounted Knight's Plight, The whole Round Table had a good chuckle Parsifal, if I'm not wrong, Oh what's all this wailing, armed Knight? Prince Charming on his great white steed: "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair. Prince Charming then kissed Sleeping Beauty. Prince C then came across Rose Red "Cinderella," said poor Prince C.
Lobster meat and fine wine! Then to bed!
That's when legs gonna tangle;
Might break off your dangle;
When done you may think you are dead!
--- Allen Wolverton
Fixated on love that's necrotic,
Will dampen libido,
Make limp your torpedo...
This bitch in white heat's non-erotic.
--- Ward Hardman
The good things in life you will miss;
Virgo's are all gay,
(They like it that way)
And constantly smell of stale piss.
--- David Miller
And resent that the world isn't mine.
By the fates I was struck
With pervasive bad luck
And the wrong astrological sign.
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9405
Much warmer than spheres of the Zodiac,
And under control,
The heavenly scroll
Is a saga of action, demoniac.
--- Bill Backe-Hansen P9302
Since we opened up Ogg's history file.
But now as a treat,
While you nibble my meat,
I'll tell 'bout the source of the Nile.
--- Tiddy Ogg
From sex chats he'd had on the phone.
And thought: "None's as nice as
My young sister Isis;
There's nothing beats rolling your own.
--- Tiddy Ogg
I really don't want to be callous,
It's too big for me.
You surely can see
It stretches three times 'round the palace."
--- Tiddy Ogg
(I've not got a taste for fellation.)
And ease your confusion,
The only solution,
Is, Ozzy, to try masturbation."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Young ladies and pretty young men,
Grabbed hold of his cock,
And started to rock
Back and forth, for an age, until when...
--- Tiddy Ogg
That turned arid sand into mud.
On Egypt's wide plains,
Where rarely, it rains,
All gushing from Ozzy's great pud.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And lo, it floods twice every year.
(Thus reads the papyrus,)
It's down to Osirus
'S biannual wank, that is clear.
--- Tiddy Ogg
With ejaculate, squirted with style.
Then with sister/wife,
The love of his life,
Ruled Egypt, at least for a while.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Was luking around in the cellar,
With woodworking tools,
Planes, chisels, steel rules,
And a copy of Grimm's Cinderella.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Were felled and carved up for his wheeze
To build him a thing,
That fitted the king
Like a glove, and would be sure to please.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Far better than one you'd have bought,
From any mortician,
On doubled commission,
And once more of Cinders gave thought.
--- Tiddy Ogg
The gentry to come, one and all.
And while they all rock
And samba, this box
I'll unveil, and issue the call.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Come give this fine casket a try;
And if the thing fits,
You'll be thrilled to bits,
It's yours, free, no word of a lie.
--- Tiddy Ogg
But you all know which one that it did
Fit snug as a bug
In a rug, so the mug
Got caught when Set slammed down the lid.
--- Tiddy Ogg
(Created by Ozzy's own cream,)
And let the box go
With the flow. Cries of woe
Were heard from sis Isis, the queen.
--- Tiddy Ogg
He too, taking Isis to bed.
But Set was no prize,
After Ozzy's great size,
So out from the palace she'd tread.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And pledged that she'd dredge every ledge,
And yes, sure enough,
Thoug the labour was rough,
The casket she found midst the sedge.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Set finds her, yells: "Bitch, you're the pits!"
And while she just gawps,
He grabs Ozzy's corpse,
And thereupon tears it to bits.
--- Tiddy Ogg
In pieces now, Ozzy must go.
But Isis with nets
Goes fishing and gets
Most all of him back, but there's no...
--- Tiddy Ogg
But a gull flock has filled up its tummy.
But the rest all fits right,
And he's bandaged up tight,
'Cause Isis has made the first mummy.
--- Tiddy Ogg
That all I have spouted is phoney.
But it's all on the net.
You'll find it, I bet,
And the writer is not an Ogg crony.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Who opines with a couple of drinks.
She rambles and rants
Of Nietzsches and Kants;
Only Montesquieu's quite sure what she thinks.
--- Anon
Posed a puzzle to a couple of shrinks.
They waxed analytic
And waned sybaritic,
But were stumped in the end by the minx.
--- Anon
After sipping some alcohol drinks,
Gave the Sphinx a few jumps,
Which produced the two humps
And a smile on the face of the Sphinx.
--- Albin Chaplin P0212
They did not live to very old.
The armor they were in,
But when the cramps begin,
They'd armor doff and catch cold.
--- Irving Superior P9811
Had a really great chance for a fuck.
But he didn't get screwed,
For he couldn't get nude,
'Cause the straps on his armor were stuck.
--- Cap'n Bean P9811
To win riches and fame did aspire.
But sheer weight of trappings
And clumsy steel wrappings,
Motivated some just to retire.
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9811
Felt bravely and broadly empowered,
But the outlook for females
Held quite different details:
Unlike knighthood, they soon were deflowered.
--- Norm Storer P9811
This is file pfl
Loved to roll with the knights on the floor.
Quoth the randy young charmer,
"Please sirs, doff your armor!
It makes my poor thingies quite sore!"
--- H Welchel
Who removed his sword from its sheath.
He fought for his honor,
But soon was a goner,
And the dragon stood picking his teeth.
--- Steven Han
More likely was thoroughly fried;
He piped all the cats
Instead of the rats,
And the dogs went along for the ride.
--- Lims Unlimited
Had members who spent their time bailing
Out maids in distress
For a torrid caress,
While others preferred Holy Grailing.
--- A N Wilkins P8608
A drunken young knight did a dance.
But he died in the dell,
When he stumbled and fell,
And impaled of himself, on his lance.
--- Cap'n Bean P9811
The princess he saved in the tower.
After jousting the dragon,
His rear end was flaggin',
So he spent the whole day in the shower.
--- Albin Chaplin
When he'd earned his spurs on Knighthood's path,
Said, "Please, as a starter,
Make my Order Garter.
Anything but a Knight of the Bath.
--- P9811
But he had the night off, of course.
What he then was on,
From dusk until dawn,
You might find disgusting and coarse.
--- Larry Davis P8712
For a Workshop from which they did spawn.
Strategies they'd reveal
To make guys in steel feel
Self-assured when they'd visit the "John."
--- P9811
When by wimples and dimples tormented,
They were forced by the King
To swill mead and sing,
While their squires, the ladies upended.
--- Arthur Deex P9603
This morning at dawning of day.
The tips of her nips
And her innermost lips,
Showing pink at the sky far away.
--- Ward Hardman
While uttering soft little sighs.
For strangely she felt
Herself inwardly melt
'Twixt her perfectly virginal thighs.
--- Ward Hardman
Of sun made her suddenly shiver,
For sensuous ripples
Of lust made her nipples,
Her thighs and her pussy lips quiver.
--- Ward Hardman
Said the Mighty High Druid, "I pray
For the animal strength
(Not to mention the length)
To conduct this most holy affray."
--- Ward Hardman
His precious but withered old gland.
He cranked, he wanked it,
He thoroughly spanked it...
And dribbled his lust on the sand.
--- Ward Hardman
As shown by the fact I'm quite nudish.
With your sacred wood rod,
Make me thoroughly scrod...
At least the results will be lewdish.
--- Peter Wilkins
The Priest poked his rod and he churned.
When he pulled the thing out,
He let out a great shout,
"This bitch is so hot, my wand's burned!"
--- Peter Wilkins
Wooed maidens with songs of sweet praise,
In hopes of a chance
To get in their pants;
No wonder they called their songs lays.
--- Norm Storer
To get through the front castle door,
The moat you must cross.
The drawbridge was boss
And it's yellow fingers dripped gore.
--- Marlene
All his toughest guys batted zero.
The drawbridge was cruel.
Made all look the fool,
And mangled 'em up like a gyro.
--- Marlene
The bridge threw him right on his ass,
Then ripped him apart.
Poor noble upstart!
Those fingers did not respect class!
--- Marlene
The fingers grabbed him by the throat,
Then pulled off his head
And left him for dead.
(Served him right, the nasty old goat.)
--- Marlene
Thought the bridge would give her a break.
It broke her right arm,
Her knees it did harm,
And then threw her right in the lake
--- Marlene
Through the yellow fingers, Sir King!
So now I am done
With this dumb old pun,
And that's quite enough of this thing!
--- Marlene
Its indigo waterways pooled;
The spirits provided,
The wizard presided,
The jester was easily fooled.
--- Cap'n Bean P0209
Although some may consider it trite.
Guys whose sword arms were left,
Were of lane choice, bereft,
And were forced to stay left. Was that right?
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9811
When Sir Modred remarked, "Not to truckle,
But in truth, I must state
That especially of late
I can't seem to make my swash buckle!"
--- A N Wilkins P9302
Remembered by Wagner in song,
He wards off temptation,
And wandering stagnation,
Becoming Grail Keeper, ere long.
--- Chris Papa
Loitering paley's not right!
Fuck the sedge and the lake,
And that mute bird forsake;
Just tell me about your sad plight.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He rescues fair maidens in need.
Does not stick with one,
Just gets the job done,
And goes off to his next brave deed.
--- Marlene
I've come to rescue you, maiden so fair!"
Prince C. I confess,
I'm not in distress;
When I leave, I will take the stair.
--- Marlene
He thought it was heroic duty.
When Beauty awoke,
Prince she tried to choke,
"I'm trying to sleep, jerk! Don't bug me!"
--- Marlene
Who just whomped him upside the head.
"I've heard about you;
I know what you do!
So, leave me alone you fathead!"
--- Marlene
"Won't you please at least dance with me?
You're just going to leave
To one you can't cleave;
Believe I will ignore your plea."
--- Marlene
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