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A certain sweet girl from Key West Not love, and not gods, it is just A young girl too amply endowed This life is so dull now for me; As Kansas in August it's corny, The nipples of young Sara Sarong, There once was a Lady McBagg, An auburn-haired maid from Racine I want something new for my pleasure; There was a young woman from Britain, Whenever a fellow named Ira "I've a question to ask you, Dear Guest, If you're hung with an oversize dairy, A young girl with a very large bust My brother's name is Martin; There was a young girl with big tits, There once was a maid from Rangoon In London there lived a school marm A lady who lives in Khartoum The big, bulbous boobies on Blanche "Big breaths," said the good Doctor Rung; At her desk was plump Molly Magruder She has an abundance above; "Dear Abby, the men stare and wink. A busty young girl of Grand Prairie I once met this girl from down under; She's so well-endowed, most men stare. A young French ballerina from Brest There was a young man named Moritz, Ms Pamela Anderson Lee The upstairs maid, does John adore. I walked with my front facing back, There was a young woman of Rhyll My joy is a soft little kitty Amanda's enormous great bust Good heavens; Amanda has just Now could there be anything grander, Oh come now - I'm nobody's fool; Like spring-loaded jellies they bounce. Oh, please, fellows, try not to gawk! A French gal with bosom, sized large, While the judges, they watched this girl sing, The biggest tits I ever saw (shock and awe was catchword during Iraq War 2003)
No, old Mary-Kate's were the best Constrained is Big Bertha's huge bust, ...I've been warming my quivering hands Rebecca, a girl of eighteen, I think that I knew that girl too; Now that Christmas is over, I've found Oh good! Now she is much bustier! Our Jayne, on her front's a crevice, On the same side far down's a ravine, Your thoughts on boob size are misplaced; So! Size doesn't matter! Right guys? Petey, I love you to bits, The last time you did this, I thought Myfanwy Cadwallader's tits, Reminds me of Magda from Leipzig, I am just now pleased to be free I'll not send a check, but my bill! You lechers like 44D's? The size is of no real concern. I feel I should put you all right; In fact it's the B's and the C's If you have been getting none, And boy if you then suffocate,
Was uncommonly large in the chest.
Any man's close attention
To her outside dimension,
Brought his own measurement to its best.
--- Isaac Asimov
A sprinkling of gold pixie dust.
I know it sounds corny,
But it makes the men horny;
Well, that, and the size of my bust.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
Was embarrassed when out in a crowd.
She said, "I don't care
If the men stand and stare,
But I hate it when they laugh out loud."
--- Bill Taylor P9808a
I look but I now never see
On womanly chests,
The sight of some breasts
Made naturally forty four D.
--- Archie
But she pacifies Labour and Tory;
She adds the graphic
To rush hour traffic;
Her hOOters put "horn" into "horny."
--- Anon
When excited, are twelve inches long.
This embarrassed her lover,
Who was pained to discover,
She expected no less of his dong.
--- L1637
And to all the ladies did brag:
"My breasts are sizeable
And quite recognizable;
I do not ever wear a name tag."
--- Speckle Bird TP9901
Was chosen as Dairy State Queen,
And from far and from near
Both the reasons were clear,
With no space at all in between.
--- Limber Limericks
36D at least they should measure.
Pert and pretty they'd stand
And conform to my hand.
No "sunken chest" for this pirate's treasure.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
With her boobs all, the fellows were smitten.
She purchased a bra
And the boys stared in awe,
And said to her: "Babe, those won't fit in!"
--- Richard Long
Found a big-breasted girl, he would hire her
To service his lust
With her opulent bust,
And if she lost weight, he would fire her.
--- Isaac Asimov
Is all that development breast,
Or can that enormity
Be a deformity,
Or a poodle perhaps on your chest?"
--- McNaughty Book Limericks
You'll find that it pays to be wary,
Or you're pulled from your pants
At the very first chance
And some guy'll pick a ripe cherry...
--- Grand Prix Lim 870
Was given a position of trust.
There was only one flaw;
When men came through the door,
The look in their eyes was pure lust!
--- Arthur Pattaffy s
He's on your white milk carton.
Snatched by a chick
In need of a prick;
Heard he's happy -- she's boobs like Ms. Parton!
--- ROE
Who had all the menfolk in fits,
Because when she passed by
They would heave such a sigh,
That it scared the men out of their wits
--- Anon
Who had quite a set of pontoons.
Each half of her bra
Was bigger by far,
Than any two helium balloons.
--- Arden a
Whose bosom augmented her charm.
She sports those big D cups
But when she gets the hiccups,
The seismograph sounds the alarm.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0310
Ostensibly likes to consume
Whatever comestible
She judges digestible
And features a mammoth bazoom.
--- Philo Logue P8407
Set the hired hands wild, on our ranch.
Lured away by skunk Morehouse,
Who runs the town whorehouse,
He'll use her to open a branch.
--- G1743
His stethoscope tested her lung.
In all likelihood,
She misunderstood.
"Yeth, I've had them thince I was quite young."
--- Al Willis A
Reading love letters from her suitor;
When she thought the boss saw her;
Shoved 'em quick in the drawer,
Slammed it shut, and it caught her left hooter!
--- Anon
Her brassieres all fit like a glove.
She has twin forty-fours,
That her lover adores,
And that's what I call smother love!
--- Al Willis T9712
It's because I'm big breasted, I think.
They peek and they leer,
Till it makes me feel queer."
"Big Breasted: Dear, see a shrink!"
--- Lance Payne P8404
Has teats hardly seen in a dairy.
But in matters of sex,
These have splendid effects
On all but the senile and fairy.
--- Grand Prix Lim 953 G0346
Everyone thinks that she's just a wonder.
The size of her bust
Would make a man lust,
And split his zipper asunder!
--- Anon
Jealous women ignore her or glare.
But she's hired, the boss feels,
And close contact reveals,
He's impressed by this stunning au pair.
--- Ann Gasser P9408
For Premiere Danceuse failed the test.
To her lasting disgrace,
She fell flat on her face;
Her teacher said she'd too much chest!
--- Arthur Pattaffy
Who was subject to passionate fits.
But his pleasure in life,
Was to suck off his wife,
As he swung by his knees from her teats.
--- L1491
Broke down on I-5 recently.
I heard the cop say,
"You should call triple A."
"Why should I! I'm triple D!"
--- Trainman
The downstairs maid, of bosom more.
Which one will John choose?
Which one will John lose?
Or else criss-cross the second floor.
--- Irving Superior P9912
Some think that's to show off my crack.
Looking closer they find,
I've got two bits behind,
I'm packing a double D rack.
--- Anon
Whose breasts made the men want to spill.
So she gathered her tits
Up into her pits,
And now she walks like a Gorill.
--- Lucy Wainwright
This is file pam
To pet when I'm mad and feel shitty.
Or a walk in the park
Or the song of a lark
Or a young and tumescent big titty.
--- Al Willis
Is the talk of the town and discussed
By the women with awe,
And a slap 'round the jaw,
For their menfolk who dribble with lust.
--- Peter Wilkins
Trotted by at full throttle and thrust;
Her enormous great knockers --
Adrenaline shockers --
No wonder they're objects of lust.
--- Peter Wilkins
Out here on my wooden verandah,
Pretending I'm tending
My garden and bending
To better my view of Amanda?
--- Peter Wilkins
Unlike others I'm keeping my cool.
Although 'Manda's huge bust
Is an object of lust,
I'm in total control of my tool.
--- Anon
(Bet her nipples weigh more than an ounce).
If Amanda returns,
I shall hide in these ferns
'Til I've plucked up the courage to pounce.
--- Peter Wilkins
Those boobs are just poofed out with caulk.
Do you know her face?
Nope -- that's not the place;
You men look at her when you talk.
--- Marlene Lewis
Belted opera while juggling frommage.
As the house lights went down,
You could see through her gown.
(She had spot lights on her decolletage)
--- Jared Collection
They could tell she was not the real thing.
Just imagine her frown
When they awarded the crown
To a gal who plucked on her G-string.
--- Jared Collection
Were hung on old Widow McGraw,
Who'd drop 'em and flop 'em
And hang 'em and hop 'em
Against me and scream, "Shock and Awe!"
--- Travis Brasell
And even while wearing a vest,
That gal was so hung,
That she punctured my lung
And broke every rib in my chest.
--- SFA
By the equal and opposite thrust,
Of a corset pulled tight,
After fighting all night,
With her pendulous udders untrussed...
--- Peter Wilkins
On raging log fires hot pans,
And all in the hope
Of copping a grope
Of dear Bertha's mammary glands.
--- SFA
Had the biggest tits ever seen.
Near the size of the Hubble,
But gravity was a trouble;
She'd fall, when forward she'd lean.
--- Martin V Jensen
We were in the same gym class, true!
She had such a rack
That just one jumping-jack
Would turn both her eyes black-and-blue.
--- Martin V Jensen
I've gained more than the holiday pound
In my ass and tummy,
But my boobs look yummy,
They're bigger, still firm and more round.
--- Peter Wilkins
Which makes all us guys to feel lustier.
For me, though, it's woe;
It's too far to go,
As my bike and libido get rustier.
--- Peter Wilkins
Where she tucks in a boa of feathers.
With a mount on the left
Of her bosomly cleft --
On the right there is bloody Ben Nevis.
--- Archie
As deep as you never have seen.
I'm unrolling my rope,
Try to abseil the slope; (rappel)
At the bottom I'll do things obscene
--- Dirruk
It's surely a matter of taste,
That biggest is best,
I'll put to the test,
'Cause more than a mouthful's a waste.
--- Jonners
That is just one more of those lies,
You men like to use,
So she won't refuse
A cozy place between her thighs.
--- Marlene Lewis
But I think I will soon call it quits.
No matter what duress,
You say to impress...
"I'll take the one with big tits!"
--- Ericka
A lesson to you I had taught.
But you have no remorse
For fondling those whores --
You're only sorry you got caught.
--- Ericka
Like barrage balloons in the blitz,
Though oddly inviting
And hugely exciting,
Quite frighten me out of my wits.
--- Peter Wilkins
With melons, big, bouncy, and reipzig.
But as there I slavered,
She havered and wavered,
Then muttered "No, you're not my teipzig."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Of those demons called 44D,
Which are making you frown
And were getting me down.
Would you send me the check for my fee?
--- Peter Wilkins
You send the check and I'll fill
In 44D ollars,
To "Head Overhaulers".
(Suppliers of all Archie's pills.)
--- Peter Wilkins
Then go find two bowling balls, please.
Here's all I can say:
They get in the way;
And a handful's enough for a squeeze.
--- Marlene
(A lesson you guys ought to learn)
You want to get hot?
Caress what you've got;
You'll see how the home fires burn.
--- Marlene
For despite what I say on this site,
I assure you I do
Not like massive bazoo-
Mas; they don't make my undershorts tight.
--- Frank
(And the ass and the legs if you please)
Which excite me and fire
Me with lust and desire;
Not those slappers with 44D's.
--- Peter
And in truth you are wanting some fun,
Like a true earth mother,
You face I will smother,
With my boobs, size D-51!
--- Michelle
Please cry out before it's too late.
I just want to thrill you;
I don't want to kill you.
That kind of stiff just ain't that great!
--- Michelle
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