The blonde, while at teatime with Chaucer, My tits like to be loose and free; The thought of your tits loose and free, A buxom young woman named Thai With Kate, I think I'll go far, I once knew a woman named Jane, That wild pair of thirty eight C's On their knees, they spy her great rose, It's odd, the reaction that hits 'em, A buxom young miss, quite refined, With my Katie I think I'll go far, Big redheads run mostly to tits, It ain't just that young Isabella's The spinning tassles on her nipple Isabella's not queen of this castle, I'm squinting cross-eyed at your nips, The wonderful Wizard of Oz, (ounce) The best thing I saw at the spa The trampoline's fine for us guys, A buxom young dancer called Cleo Are you asking what's under my vest? For I can make them do tricks, you know -- There was a young lady of Spitz (He must have made a touchdown - McW)
I'm starting a new kind of quest, The pain must be horrid I fear; Though A, B, C, D cups men see, We feel mighty sorry for Millie, A bather is Lake Ballyclear, To accompany you there will be takers When the doctor examined Miss Gusty, When you think of "A-Tisket, A-Tasket," A stenographer working for Krupp Born October 7, a Libra;
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There are tits on Miss Kitty O'Bannion A buxom young wench, name of Dusted, A sexy young girl from Cape Cod, Dolly Parton's a busty sensation. There's a hot-blooded maiden from Antelope "I'm falling in love with young Liz, ma!" Now, men, you just don't understand; She spoke with loquacious complexity A milkmaid whose name was McLeod There once was a girl named Roam LuWanda was so very proud Over these, you had best cast you eye, I'm not so flat-chested, they're D's! In the shrine where a deity sits, A big-bosomed Bunny named Gression, Well, Josephine sure had me stopping, In the winter to stop feeling cool, It's Emma to you, my dear boys, A fanatic gun-lover named Crust, Breasts, which are bigger are best, Bard Bryant would spin, for his guests, Shall I try for some 42 D's There was a young lady from Stevenage, A cautious young fellow named Lumming, "When talking of things mastectomical," In the days of electric typewriting, While serving a beer, young miss Cumbo I may just be totally mad, The titties on Kitty McTwitty I'm sorry to miss your crap game, She was bold, she was hot, she was willing; Your melons, sweet Debby, are large; There's something exciting 'bout lingerie; "Draw one!" called the countergirl clearly.
Annoyingly sipped from her saucer;
"You never use cups?"
He asked. "Hell no, Pups!"
She bellowed, "My tits hate a bra, Sir!"
--- Travis Brasell
No bra binding them up for me.
Still firm and plumpcious,
Deliciously scrumptious,
Now how 'bout some milk for that tea?
--- Carol
Gives a warm fuzzy feeling to me.
I can't help but thinking,
If it's tea that we're drinking,
I'd much rather have your honey!
--- Ned
Has breasts that appear they could fly;
They've a natural lift,
With a rebound that's swift,
And their nipples project to the sky.
--- Cap'n Bean
In my "new" second-hand Jaguar;
We drive over cobbles;
Her big bosom wobbles
'Cause she doesn't like wearing a bra.
--- David Miller
Who some had described as quite plain.
So she cast off her bra,
And the jiggle I saw
Would have driven an old man insane.
--- Bob Birch P0207
Are swinging around in the breeze,
And knocking out eyes
Of all of the guys,
And bringing them down to their knees.
--- Anon
Which they penetrate with their nose.
With their snorting and sneezing,
The scent is so pleasing
Down below, their great columns grows!
--- Anon
When fellows see dollies so titsome.
Such motions of bust
Stir oceans of lust,
For yen in most men never quits 'em.
--- Grand Prix Lim 679
Asked her friends to keep one thought in mind:
"I do not get fussed
When you ogle my bust,
But please, just ignore my behind!"
--- Norman Storer P0311
In my "new" second-hand Jaguar;
We drive over cobbles;
Her big bosom wobbles
'Cause she doesn't like wearing a bra.
--- Anon
Which drives some men out of their wits.
A big, wobbly bust
Stirs men's animal lust,
And she fuck 'em until they have fits!
--- G0467
Big knockers attract all the fellas,
It's how they gyrate
And her tassels rotate
Like counter-rotating propellas.
--- Peter Wilkins
Compare not to the fluid ripple,
of her gyrating ass!
"Stand up, clap", "No I pass;
Can't stand now and I'm not a cripple!"
--- Anon
She should do it like me, it's no hassle.
One clockwise, one counter,
Then the fella's would mount her;
And fun? Lord, she'd have her a passel!
--- Anon
Twirling tassels like miniature whips,
And would guess from the speed
Of rotation, you'd need
To attach 'em with crocodile clips.
--- Anon
Is really a lady who boz, (bounce)
With tits not impounded
In bra, till surrounded
By crowds, then a vice squad cop poz. (pounce)
--- Anon
Was a beauty removing her bra.
Her titties sprang out
And danced all about,
And my organ went do me sol La!
--- Laurence Perrine P9410
But ladies I have to advise,
If you've got a bust,
Of fair size, you'll just
End up with two lovely black eyes.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Did Cabaret, way down in Rio;
Each night when she rhumba'd,
Her breasts, unencumbered
By corsage, would join in, con brio.
--- Ron Rubin
Not as much as some of the rest.
Not 44D's,
Only 38C's,
But I think that you'll still be impressed!
--- Kaylin
They can wiggle a little, like so --
Then, before my eyes.
Some things start to rise,
And continue to grow and to grow!
--- Kaylin
Who wobbled her "thirty-eight" tits,
Whilst her boyfriend, a Pole,
Got that up her hole,
Till she was fucked, squirming, for "six."
--- G2734
Taking along a tape measure lest
Arden with glee
Says, "I'm 42C."
I'll be able to measure her chest.
--- Anon
Call a surgeon to help the poor dear.
Her feet must be aching,
Her back's surely breaking,
And with those 44Ds, she looks queer!
--- Anon
Men's choice would to see a D be.
Man's morals -- bad
His wish, the cad,
Each A, B, C should be a D
--- Irving Superior P8802
For she's snaggle-toothed, cross-eyed and silly.
But her big bulging bust
Makes us titwatchers lust,
For udderwise, Millie's a dilly!
--- Grand Prix Lim 151
Had a bust that would bust a brassiere.
She had a round face,
And was plump every place,
Except for her flat-chested rear.
--- Anon
As all of us like those big shakers,
But as for the gals
Who carry our 'pals,'
I'm sure that their tits are all acres.
--- Anon
He was thrilled at her figure so busty,
And he looked with elation
On her pussy formation,
But he noted her asshole was rusty.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0466
Remember the woman named Haskett.
Who contrived a good stunt,
To put up a front,
And carried her teats in a basket.
--- G2526
Had brassieres with an over-sized cup.
When promoted upstairs
To the Officers lairs,
It was said, a big titter went up.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The beautiful babe was named Debra;
The day that her tits
In C-cup wouldn't fit,
She was happy her name isn't Zebra!
--- Anon
That are Matterhorns cleft by a canyon;
But her brains and her face
Are a dreadful disgrace,
So she's clearly a bosom companion.
--- Thomas A Quinine P8405
Had a bosom both big and upthrusted.
It stayed just that way,
Until one sorry day,
Having breasted most hazards, it busted.
--- Beelzebub TP9804
Had to carry her breasts in a hod.
Her shape was perfection
And caused many an erection,
But when she bent over, MY GOD!
--- G0283
Her chest is the pride of the nation.
Have no illusions!
Those thoracic protrusions
Are the cause of much male masturbation.
--- Ed Wolfert P8305
Who has tits twice the size of a cantelope,
So her dad took great pains,
Kept her bound up in chains,
Noting, "This way I'm sure that she shan't elope."
--- Armand E Singer 718A
Said Johnny one morning to his ma.
"Her breast size, you see,
Is 42-G,
And that gives a woman charisma."
--- Isaac Asimov
You joke and make fun, out of hand.
But now, sure as heck,
You'll do more than check
Out the melons, when at the fruitstand!
--- Anon
That left men in a state of perplexity.
They sought with depravity
Her lower concavity
And her chest of enormous convexity.
--- Cyberpriestess T9801
Was pectorally quite well endowed.
The size of her bust
Would fill men with lust,
But 'twas women whom she really cowed.
--- Laurence U
Whose breasts were as big as a gnome.
She walked until sunset
And saw with much regret,
All the cows had followed her home.
--- Mason Wright
Of being so amply endowed,
That wherever she'd go,
She'd display them, for show,
And expectantly gather a crowd.
--- Cap'n Bean P9809
And the firmness your hands ought to try.
You will find, if you please,
That these are double D's,
'Cause I tell you, my dear, it's no lie!
--- Vicki
Just give me your hands, if you please.
I'll show you just where
You can find my soft pair;
At my age, they're down by my knees.
--- Jodi B
She prayed she could live by her wits;
Her petition, somehow,
Got garbled and now
She's a stripper with E-cup size tits.
--- Ann Gasser P9009a
Sold cigars at a Key Club concession.
When she swiveled about,
Even strong men cried out,
For her costume did not keep her flesh in.
--- Anon
And looking and panting and dropping
My drawers in a hurry
'Til things got real blurry;
Her chest, I declare, was eye-popping!
--- Travis Brasell
She wore a sweater on a figure quite full.
She saw many young guys
Who could never disguise,
That their eyes were pulled over her wool!
--- Arthur Pattaffy
And don't I just love your wee toys!
How 'bout a threesome?
D'you care to see some
Of my 42 pride and joys?
--- Anon
Was perverse to the point of disgust.
His idea of a peach
Had a sixteen-inch breech,
And a pearl-handled 44 bust.
--- L1574
Lest you're using a pencil to test;
Or prefer the more youthful
Except to be truthful,
Getting at them precludes all the rest.
--- Steve Andersen P0001
Tales of women with over-sized chests.
His hilarious japes
Of their sizes and shapes,
Were, by far, best of all Bryant jests.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9807
As I age will they hang to my knees?
Will their weight on my back,
Purse and lenghthen my crack,
So's I'll whistle and fart when I sneeze
--- Anon
Who boasted a wonderful cleavenage.
Joe, lost in the cleft,
Died happy, bereft;
Dear Jane mourned this most strange bereavenage.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Selected young girls with good plumbing.
He advised, "When I choose 'em,
They must have a big bosom,
So I plug in and hear myself coming."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0524
Said a surgeon, "I find it quite comical
How the women who flounce
Give more gristle per ounce,
And the fat content's quite astonomical."
--- Jester Jon
A co-worker who looked inviting
With her 44 D's,
Leaned over the keys,
And set all the letters to fighting.
--- Anon
Met up with a patron -- a Dumbo --
Who asked, "Do you ferk?"
So she clobbered the jerk
With a swing of her jugs, which were jumbo.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2003
But love of big boobs is a fad.
Emotions may seethe
And I want to breathe,
While screwing and being a cad.
--- Archie
Are the two biggest bubs in the city.
Every titman that sees 'em,
Has the wild urge to squeeze 'em,
But it's "Just look; don't touch!" -- more's the pity.
--- G0395
But Jayne is now rising to fame.
The size of her tits
Scares Madonna to bits,
And makes Dolly Parton look tame.
--- Jayne
Her bodice confines over spilling,
With globes so supreme
That he thought 'twas a dream;
This flesh-fest of cooing and billing.
--- Lucy
Do they help you to float like a barge?
If you pump them and plump them
Up more, may I hump them?
And what, may I ask, do you charge?
--- Peter Wilkins
Not, though, when modeled by Marjory.
Nothing quite fits
Her humungous great tits,
Which remind me of strawberry blancmangerie.
--- Anon
And I did, though I should have said, "Nearly."
Yes, she filled me with lust
For the size of her bust
Was enormous -- I mean it sincerely.
--- Anon