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And there on the bed a Great Dane, As doggy looked right at my rear, Into the room trotted my spaniel; A lady called Carol by name; Please now, with Carol don't screwdle, A poodle! Have you lost your mind? In morn, to avoid the hot sun On Saturday, just after sunset, Of the honky-tonk food and strong drink, At the Lover's Lane we had just started, Such a dawg I've ne'er before seen! That honky-tonk stuff soaked her shirt; What used to be luncheon meat There were kernels of corn on the horn, On my Rebel War Flag she did gag, The radio dial became vile; My red-neck girl's face was still green; Mixed up with a whole bunch of beer, She pulled off her jumper, now soiled; She beckoned him over, "Come follow "So how 'bout a regular fuck; "Okay, so wank me, you tease." "Well how 'bout I see to your ass?" There's Paula, a gal very spunky, And Paula told me (I believe 'er), To his son, explained father, so harried, The son these fine points did amass There once was a girl named Loretta; And although the dog could fuck, I've heard that Old Mother Hubbard With that, Rover mounted, tail wagging But then Rover's pecker got swole Let's have no more beating of brow I'd rather be lost in the fog, (Still sucks, but so do most dogs: I shouldn't give dogs a bad rap, Now, Betsy no one seems to mind, Gals, forget Jean-Claude; here's somethin' keen; We know doggie-style's great when she's ripped Starting: "Arma virum q. e. cano" I found my dear girl by the bay, Our meeting came as a surprise; I picked up my girl in my arms, I knew she had been with some guys To them she was only some bitch I took my girl home where she stayed What you didn't know about the old lady, She has kicked out Joe, the old fart; With bribes of small cookies and candies, "I know you're a sheep shagger, Tid," I'd just come ashore from the boat, (six months for buggering goat in front of commuter train)
A girl and her billy were spooning; Kufta is Armenican for goat, A Spaniard from old Albacete A wee little prick you must tote; There was a young lady named Rote A villanous herdsman named Choate A billy goat, tired of nanny, Right here is found someone who gloats A goat head's at the level of my crotch In your curiosity over goat porn, I look at this lime and thin can he Not the rack that is high on the crown, But doing a goat on a ledge No, head her straight into some water I don't think he's into young girls, Can't blame him, it's utterly hateful
Whose dick was the cause of my pain.
His tail was a-wagging;
He'd liked that there shagging
And wanted to do it again.
--- Tiddy Ogg
His lips curled down with a leer.
As I was a kneeling,
His balls I was feeling,
Said doggy, "I'm not really queer!"
--- CM
Not a cocker, but an English named Daniel.
Wanted in on the fun,
Licking my twat with his tongue,
While the Dane's love only was anal.
--- Christopher Kraft
Her pussy is in the fast lane.
She teases the men,
Jim, John and Ken,
But in truth, she prefers a Great Dane.
--- Mulqueen
If you want to keep your wet noodle.
She loves men, no doubt,
But get the truth out --
Her passions run high with a poodle!
--- Travis Brasell
You'll not see that pup near my behind.
They can't hunt or track,
And dare not attack
Me for any doggie type grind.
--- Carol
We roam, 'fore hunting's not fun;
Old Blue's in the back
Of the cab with the rack,
Panting and guarding my shot-gun.
--- Anon
Picked up my red-necker love-pet;
"To the road-house for sure!"
Parked the truck; 'twas secure;
Old Blue slept inside, did not fret.
--- Anon
She did have too much, I now think;
We left and drove out;
In spite of new doubt;
I still hoped she'd screw like a mink!
--- Anon
When just once she ominously farted;
She then barfed up yuck
All over my truck;
Old Blue's eager licking got started!
--- Anon
Helping out with my poor country queen!
C'mon, Old Blue!
You good old dawg, you!
Good boy! You're licking it clean!
--- Anon
Her nipples through ripples, looked pert;
Those sweets I passed up,
Made room for my pup;
Blue licked 'em, then looked for dessert!
--- Anon
Got scattered across the front seat;
Her Cream of Okra
Looked like tapioca;
Old Blue took it all as a treat!
--- Anon
"All through!" She had sworn, "before morn;"
The damn steering wheel
Had a new, sticky feel,
Old Blue licked 'em clean like new-born!
--- Anon
My soiled white sheet's now a rag;
The shotgun rack
Got covered with brack,
Old Blue! Now just watch his tail wag!
--- Anon
She suffered, my sweet honey chil' ;
The speaker grill
Just dripped with swill,
"Arf!" Old Blue thought, "Gourmet style!"
--- Anon
No time to seek out a latrine;
Whoops! Pizza cheeses
On my plastic Jesus!
Old Blue wagged his tail, licked it clean!
--- Anon
Some pizza flew elsewhere, I fear,
And anchovies
Slid down her knees;
Old Blue! Lookit! Right here!
--- Anon
No panties! But lust this time's foiled;
Some sour, sticky stuff
Now matted her muff.
Old Blue! Not too long! She'll get spoiled!
--- Anon
Me down to this secretive hollow."
But there in the glade,
He was rather dismayed,
To discover she'd not want to swallow.
--- Peter Wilkins
Either here or back there in my truck?"
But she fluttered her eyes
Amid sorrowful sighs
And said, "No, for my tampon is stuck!"
--- Peter Wilkins
"No, I bloody won't, if you please.
All you think of is dick
And it's making me sick,"
She said, running away through the trees.
--- Peter Wilkins
He inquired as they lay in the grass.
"I don't think so", she said,
Blushing prettily red,
"I'm afraid I dislike it alas."
--- Anon
Who went to a party quite funky.
She drank all the booze;
What'd she have to lose
Till home, when she blew the dog, Chunky.
--- Anon
When I've blown Chunks (a golden retriever),
He returns me the favor,
For he knows that I crave, for
A good doggie's lick on my beaver.
--- Anon
As at intercourse two canines parried,
"They have learned a fine trick
For the one dog is sick,
And it's thus that the sick dog is carried."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1146
As he watched the two dogs on the grass,
And he said, "I'm dismayed --
If you give a friend aid,
He will give you a fuck in the ass."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1147
Her dog Red was an Irish Setter.
She had taught Red
To give her some head;
As for fucking, well, she thought better.
--- Cerberus
Sometimes they had much bad luck.
They'd have to stay
A good part of the day,
Ass to ass, because they were stuck.
--- Cerberus
Once took her dog in the cupboard,
And down on her knees,
He said, "Rover please,
I do hope your bone is safe-rubbered!"
--- Confused
And gave her a bloody good shagging.
She said with a smile:
"This doggy's got style!
Ten seconds and no sign of flagging..."
--- Confused
And plugged up the old lady's hole
With a melon sized knot
Down deep in her twat...
His nobbin' beat Dobbin! How droll!
--- SFA
But return to the subject of how
One dog was immoral --
Just think the word "oral".
Would you care to join me for Chow?
--- John Miller
This is file nzk
Like a frog all agog on a log.
I'd rather be dead
Than red in the head,
Like the distended dick of a dog.
--- John Miller
Their own or anyone's logs!
And sweet girls in tresses
Have known the caresses
Of dog dicks or tongues 'neath their togs.)
--- John Miller
But before I get off of this crap:
If a dogs gets off me,
Then a girl, well does she
Get pregnant, or rabies, or clap.
--- John Miller
But sex with a canines behind?
Then if you bend over,
It's likely that Rover
Gives back what you have him, in kind.
--- John Miller
My hound-dawg's a lean sex machine;
Good Old Blue is well hung,
Got a long, hot, wet tongue;
He adores Continental cuisine!
--- Anon
On her hands and knees; dawg's got her gripped;
She'll know ecstasy pure;
If she first makes damn sure
That his toenails and dew-claws are clipped!
--- Anon
Just forget it! Here's Good Old Boy guano!
Got an old pickup truck,
That can't ever get stuck
Four-wheel drive; it can tote a piano!
--- Anon
Curled up in a bed made from hay.
I bent down and kissed her,
My heart sure had missed her,
Since she up and left one cold day.
--- Travis Brasell
It showed by the shake of her thighs,
The arch of her rear,
The twitch of one ear,
And tears that welled up in her eyes.
--- Travis Brasell
Her breasts dangled free like love-charms.
Her tongue brushed my face
Then quickened the pace --
My mind, though, was sounding alarms!
--- Travis Brasell
Who humped her, ignoring her cries.
At least five or more,
Like she was their whore.
They screwed her then severed all ties.
--- Travis Brasell
Who roamed free to scratch their male itch;
Well, they had their way
With her by the bay:
They raped her like floods rape a ditch.
--- Travis Brasell
With me -- she has ne'er again strayed.
And Sal, the old hen,
And pups, there were ten.
But I sure as hell had her spayed!
--- Travis Brasell
She has an obsession quite shady.
Though showing normality,
She's into bestiality;
Your auntie is perverted, matie!
--- Martin V Jensen
Made him leave, go away and depart.
Then she searched for a mutt
And now she has got
A relationship with a Saint Bernard.
--- Martin V Jensen
Joe lured and laid goats in the Andes.
Said he with a leer:
"I'm repeating next year.
Those Andes sure spawn some jim dandies!"
--- G1210
Said Doctor Alfonso, "But did
You ever stick your choat
In an old nanny goat?"
"Yes doc, my son's Billy the Kid."
--- Tiddy Ogg
And felt a great throb in my choat.
What was I to do?
There was no handy ewe,
So I had to resort to a goat.
--- Tiddy Ogg
To the goat, she was virtually crooning.
Her husband said, (quote)
"Why do we need a goat?"
She replied, "'Cause my bush need some pruning."
--- Actaeon
That causes your sex drive to bloat.
When your hormones are steep,
You do better with sheep
At least they've a glossier coat.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Once fucked fifteen goats on a bet-a.
When asked how he felt,
He hitched up his belt,
And said, "I can't tell just as yet-a."
--- G1205a
You've naught but a tiny boy's scrot'.
You can't satisfy
A gal or a guy,
So go find yourself a nice goat.
--- Anon
Who dated a goat-herd of note.
Though her plan was to marry,
Her plans did miscarry,
When she found he was getting her goat.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1175
Was spotted while humping a goat,
An action so verminous,
It's almost conterminous
With slitting your grandmother's throat.
--- Armand E Singer 466
Stuck his nose up the milkmaid's fanny.
She chortled with glee,
She pooped and she peed;
The smell of the goat's now uncanny.
--- Actaeon
On conquests from gerbils to shoats.
Nobody is shy,
So I wonder why
Not one brags of hitting on goats?
--- John Miller
And I've heard a goat blow job's top notch.
But I find goats are scary
And I'm terribly wary
Of a blow job that somehow gets botched.
--- James
Did you notice their very sharp horns?
They can sometimes butt
When in heat or in rut,
And I don't want my testicles torn.
--- James
Not see the appeal of a nanny?
On cliffs from the back,
You push on their rack.
They keep pushing back -- just like granny.
--- Gearhart
But the rack that is much lower down,
That's the one you refer too?
That's the one you defer to,
When nanny and you "go to town"?
--- James
Is a dangerous thing, I allege.
That ungrateful nanny
Just might twitch her fanny
And put you right over the edge!
--- John Miller
With her feet in some boots, and she oughter
Jiggle and dance
In response to romance
And bleat out for more -- like your daughter!
--- John Miller
Like a salivating swine before pearls,
He likes them all wrinkled
And liberally sprinkled
With freckles, age lines and white curls.
--- James
To mess up young girls -- even fateful,
He'd face public rage.
But ladies of age
More likely than not will be grateful.
--- John Miller
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