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There was a young dancer named Shaw, Staring up, up the stairs Wendell wended, When you take to the halls for a stride, A professional diver named Lee It always delights me at Frank's A cross-dressing fellow named Greer, A pretty young lass from Madras To the cunt show went old Father Lee When it comes the time and I've died, To Derry went cockney lass Claire; No wonder your butt drew such stares. Said a nudie pix shooter named Hugh Alas for poor Madam Lupescu -- I think that I shall never see Some girls are most intellectual, When the circus' elephant star There was a young girl from down under, The men went for the maid from Madras Boomed a cowpoke in vibrant tones basso, The derriere finals devinely The punctual Cynthia Rolen, Cried a slender young lady named Toni, Sweet Louise on the flying trapeze, It's a shame about wee Thumbelina, Said Norm, "It is nice to be nude, Revealing his sketches, Jacques Souder An artist had a strange type of quirk, A young lady bared her left fanny "On the beach", said John sadly, "There's such A fellow from Carse bared his arse, There is a young fellow named Burns The chief delectation of summer It was sad when she shuttered the blind. A lady from old Alabama, A young British lady of Bude, A young bathing beauty at Bude A feminist gal name of Mitty, For years, Barbara strummed and sang sweetly; (Barbara Tabler's self published collection.)
Well, one of the purchasers snapped There is a young lady named Aird In her youth, exhibitionist Annie In the parish of Douchwater Stench Thick Thelma looks for ways to have fun; A model young hussy named Valerie I'm hoping that this will suffice, There was a damsel in a dress, And everything else was a mess.
A maiden called Anne that I knew It seems that a critic named Rose At the game one night under the bleacher, It was sad when she shuttered the blind; I think I am going nuts, An impressionable curate from Stamms Said a lustful old man from Montclair, A young man lost deep in thought A nearsighted cleric from Queens "Bird in hand is worth two in the bush." For girlwatchers, summertime's it! A young maiden from France was no prude. Astronomers sat with nerves taut; If there's one thing that I like to do, I doubt if it's morally right, There once was a beautiful creature There it was pressed tight to the glass There once was a girl from Rangoon, The sun was straight up at high noon, I heard that her name was Roseanne, It could be she's one in the same,
Who made the most awful faux pas;
He went to a dance
With a hole in his pants
And showed off his ass -- cha-cha-cha.
--- Margaret A Murdock P8412
Right behind a behind that was splendid.
As he watched her ascend
And assessed her ass end,
His appendage got hyperextended.
--- Jerry Nordal
You'll develop a niche in your pride.
For it becomes quite clear
There's a draft on your rear
On the part that the gown doesn't hide.
--- Edwin J Weinstein
Makes jumps which the crowd pays to see.
Once he plunged from an oak,
Drawing cheers from the folk,
For his shorts remained hung in the tree.
--- Anon
To stroll on the green river banks,
And getting bareassed
Out in the tall grass,
And teasing with genital pranks.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Would envy a young maiden's rear.
He dreamed of its feel,
And wished it was real,
As he studied his ass in the mirror.
--- Bob Birch P0107
In her silky white sari would pass
As the new goddess Shiva
- Or a Hollywood diva -
If she hadn't been bare on her ass...
--- Carl Ludvig P0207
But he could not afford the high fee.
So he said in despair,
As his ass he did bare,
"I will look at my asshole for free."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1052
I wish to be buried upside-
Down in my hole,
So every last soul
That comes there, can kiss my backside!
--- Anon
She walked 'round all day with ass bare.
And some French buffoon
To her wrote a tune,
And called it London derriere.
--- Anon
That guy watched you come down the stairs.
Steer clear of the loner
Who sports a big boner;
The live ones all travel in pairs.
--- Anon
"There is a reason for all things I do...
There is class, I contend,
In a nudie rear end,
So I shoot 'em with that end in view."
--- Grand Prix Lim 800
No one came to the dear lady's rescue;
When in Bucharest town
She was caught with pants down,
Impaled on a sundial's large fescue.
--- Martin Wellborn P8507
A girl with an ass like Marie.
She did walk away
From a roll in the hay,
And that's how it goes, c'est la vie.
--- Al Willis A
While others lean more toward the sexual.
But men frequently find
Such a pretty behind,
That they feel superbly erectual.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Got colitis, the vet -- old Doc Carr --
Said, "The beast's only hope
Is a large proctoscope.
I suggest we use Mt. Palomar."
--- Michael Weinstein P8711a
Who said eating her could be a blunder.
When she was asked why,
She turned over and sighed,
Spreading her ass cheeks asunder.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who had that magnificent ass,
But I hardly need mention
What drew their attention.
It wasn't the one that ate grass.
--- A N Wilkins P8507
"I land all my lays with my lasso.
But I don't make no passes
At girls with flat asses;
In Texas we give them the El Paso
--- Bruce Thompson
Showed us ten that were rounded so finely.
But one gave a nudge
To our Thomas, the judge:
"I pick THIS one!" he said, asininely.
--- Hugh Clary
Missed a period, (or was it stolen?)
She looked up her ass
With a tube made of glass,
But she found only her own semicolon.
--- Anon
With a bottom exceedingly bony:
"I'll say this for my rump,
Though it may not be plump,
It's my own, not a silicone phoney!"
--- G2219
Whose tights were so tight that when she
Sneezed, they split in two,
Exposing to view,
All that what the audience sees.
--- Lynn Mostafa
But the sherrif has served his subpoena.
She's enlarged, through a glass,
Her diminutive ass,
Issued tickets, and packed the arena.
--- Thomas A Quinine P8303
Allowing my ass to be viewed."
He said, "It is bliss
And hopefully this
Is a likely way to get screwed."
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Said, "Of these gowns I couldn't be prouder.
With backs cut to new lows
To the point, I'll expose
Two additional cheeks they can powder.
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9703 a
That made his employers berserk.
Each picture includes
The fannies of nudes;
He always gets behind in his work.
--- Tom Patton P9808
To her sober, respectable nanny.
Her nanny said, "Dear,
I must make it clear,
Your gluteus max is uncanny."
--- Amit Jayaram
A thing as revealing too much."
So he closed his eyes
At the ranks of bare thighs,
And felt his way through them by touch.
--- Isaac Asimov
For a trick, too supple, too sparse.
They got in a dither
'Cause his pecker would slither.
It was, my dear fellow, a farce.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Who claims that he always discerns
All the feminine graces,
Not so much in young faces,
As in bisected, well-rounded sterns.
--- Isaac Asimov
Is to view, from behind, each newcomer.
But the average rear
Is too flabby, I fear.
Oh how sad! What a shame! What a bummer!
--- Zoe Powers A
If you ask me, I'd call this unkind.
But I quickly spied
The great divide
And a milky and zoftig behind.
--- Al Willis TP9802
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Wore just one half of a pajama.
When she would turn,
The view from astern,
Presented a fine panorama.
--- Larry J Davis P8411
Once walked down the steet in the nude.
A bobby said, "Whattam
Agnificent bottom!"
And slapped it as hard as he could.
--- L0137
Paraded the prom in the nude;
She really had got a m-
agnificent bottom,
And thought it deserved to be viewed.
--- Harold C Bibby
Who loves watching Sex and the City,
Feeling bored and downbeat,
Sings lewd songs on the Street,
While baring her ass and one titty.
--- Armand Singer
She charmed everybody completely.
And so by some quirk,
She published her work
(She peddled the volume discretely.)
--- Norm Storer P9511
That the cover showed Barbara unwrapped;
She answered, "Don't scream,
Consider the theme:
For big ditties, nudity's apt. (titties?)
--- Norm Storer P9511
Whose bottom is always kept bared;
When asked why, she pouts
And says the Boy Scouts
All beg her to please 'Be Prepared'.
--- Anon
Was frequently spanked by her nannie.
That is why, to this day,
Some psychiarists say
She is fond of exposing her fanny.
--- Isaac Asimov P8208
Lives a highly unprincipled wench.
She bares her huge rear
When preachers are near,
And laughs when the Men of God blench!
--- G2516a
Playing role models is only one.
On Sundays without stop,
She stands at the bake shop,
With her skirt up exposing each bun.
--- Tom Patton P0408
Bared her derriere bare in a gallery
And cried, "A career
Can be made of a rear,
That'll net a babe boodles of salary!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 349
In indulging your sycophant vice.
My butt I'll expose,
So you can brown nose,
Since new, my ass you may sniff twice.
--- Anon
Who caused quite an uproar, I guess.
Her skirts, they did fly, clear up to the sky.
The exposure was rare, but we didn't care.
The big derriere was uncovered and bare,
--- Ed Rich a
Was distressingly wedged up the flue,
Where she died out of shame
Canonized by the name
Of the lovely Ste. Anne de Bellevue.
--- Jugh Oliver 51b
Has adopted a difficult pose.
And the dress she is wearing
Has spots that are tearing,
Allowing her ass to expose.
--- Anon
I looked right up the dress of my teacher.
What I saw of her butt
Looked like Jabba the Hut,
Or some similar alien creature.
--- Anon
If you ask me, I'd call this unkind.
She may be a saint,
But, dammit, I ain't!
And she does have a lovely behind.
--- Al Willis
With any ifs, ands, or buts!
When I am striving,
Each time when I'm driving,
Through my windshield I see mermaids' butts!
--- Nik Synytskyy
Said, "These mini-skirt girls are such lambs.
But my duties I'm lax in,
And my vows get such cracks in,
When from my knees I see all their young hams."
--- G2735
As he leered at a girl's derriere:
"Though touching's unlawful,
And the mental strain's awful,
Can they put me in jail if I stare?
--- Grand Prix Lim 903 G2429
Failed to cross the street where he ought.
When he reached the far side,
He is said to have cried,
"My pants on a Buick have caught."
--- Anon
Picked up a risqu‚ magazine
But lacking his glasses
Perceived no nude asses
Just big, blurry, pink lima beans.
--- Anon
She reminded me in tones quite hushed.
What else did she say?
That, I can't relay;
Was too busy looking at her tush.
--- Delius
When girls show a thigh and a tit!
At the beach you can catch
Quick glimpses of snatch,
And asses so cute you could shit.
--- Writerman
She decided to dive in the nude,
But her buddy, behind,
Went out of his mind,
When he noticed where she was tatooed.
--- Anon
Their telescopes trained on one spot
On the girl from Madras,
For a view of her ass
And a total eclipse of her twat.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2328
It's to ogle the girls in the loo.
I peek through the transom,
At buttocks quite handsome;
It always enhances the view.
--- Al Willis TP9807
And it certainly isn't polite,
To photograph fannies
Of elderly grannies,
While they're sitting there, having a shite.
--- Michael Horgan
Whose buns were her outstanding feature.
This pretty young lass
Was the star of her class,
When she mooned her astronomy teacher.
--- Bob Birch
A view that was really first class
A moon white and round
Not making a sound
Implying "Come World! Kiss my ass!"
--- Anon
Whose ass was a financial boon.
At two bucks a session,
She'd do her impression
Of a beautiful rising full moon.
--- MrMalo
But I was inside a saloon
Where no sunshine shone,
But Rita, full grown,
Bent over and showed me 'the moon!'
--- Anon
The one with the nice bar room tan.
And a big bar hair-do,
And a rosy tattoo,
Right there on the crack of her can.
--- Anon
With 'Rita Roseanne' as her name;
She had big blonde hair,
And blue eyes to glare,
And whispered, "I glad that you came."
--- Anon
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