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Be out on the balcony soon. I swashbuckled in late last night; My beautiful bombshell was dancing I swam through the sea of awed men Come on, gents, come in now and sit; The beer it now flows just like water, The band plays a strong sexy beat; I dance to the sound of the drum, I unloose that smidgen of lace; They're sporting two tassels of blue; As the song nears it's logical end, Such a curtsy that winds up your dance! Performers at folk clubs like Dante's, And that, I would bet, brings some cheers. Bragged a burley-cue trooper named Guy, And I cater as well to the blind Don't claim to be Gypsy Rose Lee, The lights are down dim and quite low, I start with a bump and a grind; The music now picks up a beat, As you watch my gyrating hips, While cash in her thong does get tucked, But now it is my turn, you see. I enter and waltz out real slow, I wink and become a bit bolder, I turn away slowly and glance I'm dancing now clad only in To dance my way into the crowd That silky black lace so enticing That grinding you do and that bump The music's soft rhythmical beat The gyrations of your hot body, Your dance was a fabulous sight; I think that I grew just a bit, Now that you have taken your seat, I'll start with a shimy and shake, Once you've returned then, to sit, The socks will be all that remain. In the South I have been for a rest, They told me my body looks fine And as I just travelled alone, Well, of course, I was good and behaved, Next Friday I hope to fulfill a I ogled her golden-brown thighs Lapdancer, Miss Megan McFee A lap dance would surely be fine, Just the thought of your hot little twat, Tonight I'll do a private dance, Five til eight...almost time for the show; The clock has just now struck eight; Your moves are so subtly hypnotic At the Club where the lap-dancer reigns, Another was dressed in dark blue, It's our county's top cultural hub, That's when greenbacks get tucked in their frills; All our strippers just love that brass pole; When the strippers get wrinkled and old; It got closed by the state board of health; I'm ready and patiently wait A lap-dancing girlie From Birmin'ham, Clever lap-dancer, Hot Botty Bember, A pole-dancing girlie sublime She danced on her knees like a whore, Terpsichorean callgirl Yvonne, Whenever you're sorely depressed, Well now I am really impressed;
What time? Oh, let's say at high noon.
Doubloons I will throw,
And beads, so please show
Your ass, tits, and don't forget, poon!
--- Anon
The Full Moon was still burning bright
Old Virgil the barkeep
Was serving ten deep,
As the customers watched in delight
--- Anon
Around on the stage and was prancing.
She could straighten the pleats
Of the whole naval fleets
With a sultry sweet tune for romancing
--- Anon
To take her away from this pen.
They'd part as I'd pass,
Like a fart through an ass --
It was tough squeezing through that crowd then...
--- Anon
Nasty Jack's got the place all dim lit.
The curtain is lifting,
Positions are shifting,
You guys came to look at some tit....
--- Jeanie
And you'll drink prob'ly more than you oughter.
You're restless and eager
To look at some beaver,
And decide, once for all, who is hotter...
--- Jeanie
As I enter the stage, I'm in heat,
In feathers and lace
With a flush on my face.
Can I make you all squirm on your seat?
--- Jeanie
Spinning slowly, a low throated hum.
My hips are rotating;
You guys salivating;
And all of you dying to come.
--- Jeanie
Fling my bra into Jon's startled face.
My 42 DD's
Are certain to please
Every man who has entered the place.
--- Jeanie
I can whirl them to entice all of you.
One clockwise, one counter-,
You're thinking, "I'll mount her
Whenever her dancing is through."
--- Jeanie
My thong I pull off and then send
It flying aside,
Arms and legs open wide,
And execute a charming knee-bend....
--- Jeanie
I've seen everything, naught left to chance!
Oh, that splendid used thong!
Look! It's caught on my dong!
Oh, my word! I just came in my pants!
--- Jeanie
Sing work songs and ballads and shanties.
Then young Suzie Hales
Does that dance, seven veils,
And ends up on stage with no panties.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Yet at gents clubs while drinking beers,
I think you will find
The blue collared kind,
Will greet singing gals just with jeers.
--- Tiddy Ogg
"Boy, the babes in my act sure ain't shy.
Twenty six stunning cunts
With the most cunning stunts --
What a treat for the mind and the eye!
--- Armand E Singer 17
With my show of the bump and the grind.
I let them all feel
The girls as they peel --
Strike me dead if it don't blow their mind!"
--- Armand E Singer 18
But I've still got a dance left in me.
Give me your attention,
You might lose that tension;
Your temp might go up a degree.
--- Anon
As I enter the stage for the show.
With silky black lace,
Draped in the right place,
The music has started and so....
--- Anon
The lace I begin to unwind,
Slowly revealing,
What it was concealing,
My thong covered lacy behind.
--- Anon
And I'm starting to feel the heat.
I shimmy and shake,
The thin bra straps break,
As I bend down to give you a treat.
--- Anon
And reach out to fondle my nips,
I'll end on my knees,
Because now with ease,
In my thong you can put all the tips.
--- Anon
And both of her nipples get sucked,
She now leaves the stage
With a sizeable wage,
For the dance that she wiggled and bucked.
--- Anon
The music cranks up a degree;
The spotlight shines bright
As you wait for the sight
Of my body with tits double-D.
--- Anon
In a gown that is cut down real low,
Near revealing my nipples,
With drapes and with ripples,
Concealing the hair down below.
--- Anon
Sliding the gown from my shoulder.
I rotate my hips
And show you my nips;
As I dance, my eyes how they smoulder!
--- Anon
Back at you, dancing my dance.
My hips, how they wiggle!
And tits, how they jiggle!
My audience seems in a trance.
--- Anon
A tiny G-string and my skin.
My nipples erect
As I saunter direct,
To the edge of the stage and begin.
--- Anon
Of AJL men who are loud-
Ly cheering me on,
Inhibitions are gone!
All those hard cocks have made me feel proud!
--- Anon
Gets more than my temperature rising
My bulbous hard member
Is sparked with an ember
Of love; your moves, hypnotizing.
--- Anon
Have such an effect on my stump,
It grows to an oak,
Awaiting a stroke
From your lips and tongue, and a hump.
--- Anon
Has made it's way down to my feet;
They've started tapping;
They're ready for wrapping
Around you; I jump from my seat!
--- Anon
Give to me such thoughts that are naughty.
I've a tip for your thong;
Here's the tip of my dong;
Slide it inside your thong and your twatty...
--- Anon
You've made all our eyes wide and bright.
We watched your seduction
And thought of the suction
That those double-d's did invite.
--- Anon
This is file msm
As a little bit higher I sit,
On my chair in that row
Of lim men down below,
When you flashed some tit and some clit.
--- Anon
You two are in for a treat.
I'm ready to prance
In my underpants,
With a fly that can't contain my meat!
--- Anon
And unzip my jeans for your sake.
Then I'll stand on my hands
As YOU take off my pants,
And my meat, it's appearance will make.
--- Anon
A better view you'll likely get,
As I rip my T-
Shirt off just for thee,
And lose the shorts, showing my kit.
--- Anon
I hope that you two can refrain
From jumping on stage
And humping in rage.
If you do? Who am I to complain!
--- Anon
In the country I still like the best.
Where men of old fashion
Still feel a strong passion;
For "Big" girls they feather their nest.
--- Big Mama
'Cause round bellies seem so divine.
And I have been told
That since days of old,
They all like a fat bum like mine.
--- Big Mama
I spent days in the sun on my own.
There was many a chance
Of a real hot romance,
Which might have brought forth a high tone.
--- Big Mama
And my passion and all I just saved
For an AJL-guy.
Shall I tell you why?
'Cause some lovely nice verses I craved.
--- Big Mama
Desire for the ultimate thrill. A
Weekend of fun
In the sand and the sun,
With that lapdancing gamin, Camilla.
--- Peter Wilkins
And then, though it ain't a surprise,
I felt a scintilla
Of lust for Camilla...
The camel with come-to-bed eyes.
--- Peter Wilkins
Was doing a number on me;
Saw the gleam in my eyes
As I started to rise,
But it turned out I wanted to pee.
--- Anon
For the sight of your body divine.
But the source of your heat
When it's close to my meat,
May well drive me out of my mind.
--- Anon
Brought a shot of white hot from that spot,
In my veiny blue, throbbing,
And ready for knobbing,
Taut rod that I've got for your slot
--- Anon
Lights low, candles lit to enhance,
The mood of my suite.
Lay back, feel the heat,
As my body puts you in a trance.
--- Anon
I can't wait to see you dance slow.
With a bump and a grind,
You will blow my mind,
And I'll blow something else down below.
--- Anon
You strut in; I quickly inflate.
You start your dance
As I throw off my pants,
And prepare for a show that is great!
--- Anon
And more than a little erotic.
They cause a sharp rise
In size 'twixt guys thighs,
And bring me orgasms spasmodic.
--- Anon
Our libidos prevail over brains;
One horny dumb brute
Wore a fancy white suit;
Her farts left embarrassing stains!
--- Anon
And had a lap dance or two.
It was quite a sight
And left stains sort of white;
He felt a bit embarrassed, too.
--- Anon
Nasty Jack's jolly gentlemen's club;
Where his lap-dancing queens,
Squirm on dirty blue jeans;
Their blue bottoms will tease your poor stub!
--- Jeanie
You must pay for receiving your thrills;
They all say: "Shut my mouth",
Boys, this ain't the Old South;
We ain't takin' Confederate bills!"
--- Jeanie
They climb up it, then slide down and roll;
Here and there, if you peek,
You will see a green streak,
On that pole when it's moist, bless my soul!
--- Jeanie
And their cellulite legs leave us cold;
They get shipped off to Maude's
And her stable of broads;
There, they do very well, so I'm told!
--- Jeanie
But it's back, though they're using some stealth;
Are the cops getting bribes?
(Talk like that sends bad vibes)
Nasty Jack likes to share his great wealth!
--- Jeanie
For the clock on the wall to strike eight.
Then your preview dance
To take place on my lance,
Will commence and my cock will feel great!
--- Anon
Rotating her buttocks and squirmin' 'em,
Was heard to say "Yuck!"
When her panties got stuck
On account of the glutinous sperm in 'em.
--- Peter Wilkins
Does men's Mensa nights in December.
They love the cute Bot,
For she takes in a lot
From each smartly upstanding male member.
--- David A Brooks Q
Said, "There's no way this pole can I climb.
I'll dance on the floor
'Cause the others before,
Have left too much slippery slime."
--- Peter Wilkins
Spreading her cooze on the floor,
Then stood on her hands,
Dangling her glands
In residual vaginal gore.
--- Brian Belge
Who would dance to turn customers on,
Disabled her back
While 'Balling the Jack',
Which prevented her balling the John.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'ConnerA
Go dance in the meadow undressed.
And soon you'll be giggling
At things that are jiggling,
And bouncing around unsuppressed!
--- Travis Brasell
I right away went for a test.
Undressed I did dance,
My mood to enhance,
But now, all the cattle's depressed.
--- Eva
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