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Sue seduced the whole crew of a carrier, A stripper whose name was Burnt Umber, If she seldom leaves hearts palpitating, Said a sexy strip teaser named Karen, The music appealed to young Lancet; Jack had problems of great complication A striptease from Secaucus When I strip, it is never to tease, The tailor removed a large swatch Ecdysiast Ruby-Mae Shula, 'Tis a fact, now, that men lose control She sang and she danced and she skipped (polysyndeton)
Advice from a wife and ex-stripper, Young Anna-Maria-Christina There once was a daring young stripper, A sweet go-go dancer named Heather, Whenever we sailed to Piraeus, I know a young lady; Nicole There was a young man from Newcastle, A sensuous stripper named Heald A shrewed stripper named Miss Isadore, There once was a stripper who stripped The "Exotic", curvaceous B. Hinds A well-stacked stripteaser named Heald They tell of a lass named Regeena An ecdysiast in Fort Macleod, My wife has this act as a stripper; A temptress I'll now call Yvonne An ecdysiast did a great skit, Big teats on the stripper, Miss Gill, Bragged a stripper named Desire Gation, A Frenchman whose named Jean-Pierre A strip-teaser up in Fall River I know a young stripper from Florida A stag-party dancer named Noyes An ecdysiast, long in the strips, A stripper at a club did her bit Burlesque queen with moves facile, The easily handled is FACILE, I went to the fair as a boy; A stripper in Old Montreal A young bump-and-grinder named Duff A stripper named Tokyo Rose A redheaded stripper named Valerie A wealthy man took a few G's (money) Leered cabaret owner La Farge, A former stripteaser named Guest A young belly dancer from Hythe An American stripper called Gertie An American stripper called Morty An American stripper called Lefty An American stripper called Trixie An American stripper called Coventry "Big Bertha!" the microphone wails; And as she's removing her last, The spotlight technician then spun Reminds me of Fred's sister Mabel, There was an old stripper named Gump, Disagreed her old friend, Pussy Hynd, Entertaining our club is young Wendy; Could Wendy be one and the same In bygone days amorous deeds "Oh my, ain't it all so romantic?!!" Ah those days when to shed what I'd don Land sakes, child, now that one is funny! Now, Ulla, we know you are glamorous The Mardi Gras spirit permits,
And twenty guys offered to marry her.
Her bumps and grinds so fast,
The sailors were aghast,
They swore that she broke the sound barrier.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0410
Woke a judge from judical slumber,
Who intoned "Thirty days
For your indiscreet ways."
But on the way out, took her number.
--- Lims for the John P9708
She still earns a number one rating.
Her seductive strip-tease
Leaves one weak in the knees.
It's hip-notic, ass-tute, tit-ivating.
--- Laurence Perrine P9206
"Course I peel so's to keep the men starin'.
It's not how you dress
That makes for success,
It's how you remove what you're wearin'!"
--- Armand E Singer 388
He asked if his lady could dance it.
She danced that and some more
For the length of the floor,
So he screwed the young lady in transit.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0237
He desponded from this aggravation.
But a lady so shrewd
Got Jack off his grave mood,
With a strip tease that gave Jack elation.
--- Albin Chaplin
Was blessed with enormous knockus.
When she lowered her drawers,
There were storms of applause
And the audience grew quite raucous.
--- Jim Jambor P9106
For frustrations I wish to relieve.
When I'm done with my dance
If given the chance,
I take steps to fulfill and to please...
--- Anon
Of cloth from her shorts, at the crotch.
Her job as a stripper
Displayed "Little Nipper,"
And the view, I would say, was topnotch.
--- Al Willis T9710
Would shake tits and ass in a hula;
Though the dance lacked in art
From the earliest start,
It made her a great deal of moola.
--- Armand Singer
For a woman with skills on a pole.
There's a new CD out:
Kelley's ~S~. I've no doubt,
Will jump start a man's heart and his soul.
--- Anon
And she let attire come unzipped
And she came quite unwrapped
And the audience clapped
And some of the men almost flipped.
--- Norm Storer P9603
"You ask why my man looks so chipper?
Like sex, food's an art;
To reach a man's heart,
Go straight to his mouth or his zipper."
--- Armand E Singer 894A
Of Bosnia-Herzegovena
Or somewhere not flat,
(Her bust is like that).
She's really a stripper named Tina.
--- Marlene Lewis
And a young man decided to flip her.
He thought he would kiss her
Right smack on the pisser,
But his necktie got caught in her zipper!
--- G0912
Whose contract read, "no altogether,"
Displayed little skin
From navel to chin --
I can't say as much for parts nether.
--- Armand E Singer 446
The nightclub girls wouldn't dismaeus.
As well you might know,
If there you should go,
To watch as they stripped on the daeus.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Who dances in nought but a stole.
In the race to my heart,
She's got a head start;
In fact on the grid, she's on pole.
--- Doug Harris P0506
Who once tried a stripper to wrassle.
But she was so greased,
That the horny young beast
Grabbed nothing but a lonely tit tassle.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Took pride in the way that she peeled;
Her torrid gyrations
Thrilled sovereign nations,
Outclassing the rest of the field.
--- Armand E Singer 755
Became wealthy from stripping and more.
Her sultry fan dance,
Made men come in their pants,
And she owned the one dry cleaning store.
--- Curt
Until she was barely equipped.
She said with chagrin,
As she fingered her skin,
"Good Heaven's! This part of it's ripped!"
--- John Ciardi
Every night drives them out of their minds.
Thrusting to the drum's thumps,
She snaps off pelvic bumps,
And more than mere perfunctory grinds.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0001
Drove watchers to fits as she peeled;
With meaningful pauses
She'd strip of her gauzes
And stand there, pudendum revealed.
--- Armand E Singer 515
Who danced a real mean macarena.
She stripped off her clothes,
Her best points to disclose,
"I'd rather a dance that's obscena'"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who was really superbly endowed,
Would enticingly bare
A most ravishing pair,
To the frenzied applause of the crowd.
--- Keith MacMillan 90c
Each night, while I pull down my zipper,
She takes off her drawers
To tremendous applause,
And rides up and down my big dipper.
--- Michael Horgan
Said, "I've learned, now my best years have gone,
That the best little tip
For the sexiest strip,
Is not what's left off, but left on!"
--- Doug Harris P0502
When in front of the footlights she'd flit.
She had the joint jumping,
With grinding and bumping,
While shaking a good, healthy tit.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9602
At the topless joint give us a thrill.
Their soft swaying motions
Gives all the boys notions,
And she shakes them with infinite skill.
--- Grand Prix Lim 289 G0341
"I will bet I'll become a sensation;
I've had silicone jobs
Done on both of my knobs;
It's chic, and how firm a foundation!"
--- Armand E Singer 126
Directed the Folies Bergere.
With a bit of greenery
And no other scenery,
The stage looked curiously bare.
--- Anon
Cause a sensitive fellow to quiver.
The esthetic vibration
Brought soulful elation:
Besides, it was good for the liver.
--- Anon
This is file mtm
Whose movements each moment grow torrider,
Until nothing remains
To expose but her brains,
And that's when I head for the corridor.
--- Norm Storer
Has marvelous rhythm and poise;
They claim she's the busiest
Most sexy ecdysiast
Who ever stripped bare for the boys.
--- Armand E Singer 546
Fell the wear and tear hard on her hips,
Found a job less complex,
And to give oral sex,
Was a snap, being strong in the lips.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9902
While the guys in the crowd had a fit.
As a usual thing
Removed bra and G-string
And then she started shaking a tit.
--- Tom Patton P0209
Decided to quit twirling hassle.
Because jiggle had
Made many men bad,
Just longing to TOUSLE her tassel.
--- Chris Papa
For even the most lowly vassal.
But torn asunder
I am with wonder
At ecdysiasts who twirl tassels.
--- Daniel Ford
Snuck into the tent to enjoy
Naked girls up on stage,
Who were well up in age;
Then run home to play with my toy.
--- Anon
Allowed her last fig leaf to fall.
Said the maitre de strip
"You must tighten your grip
Parce qu'il n'est pas permis montrer all."
--- Hugh Oliver 47b
Will strip down, bit by bit, to the buff;
She is certainly peelable,
Ass and tits, unconcealable;
But best of her treats is her muff.
--- Armand Singer
Was always devoid of her clothes,
As she jiggled her wares
To the gentlemen's stares,
Making all her money in shows.
--- Cap'n Bean P0302
Was careful to count every calorie;
This left her so lean,
She could scarcely be seen,
Which enraged all the gents in the gallery.
--- Norm Storer P0408
And went out to watch a striptease.
He was anxious to tuck
Far more than a buck;
A real "G"-string, pretty please.
--- Anon
"Though portions are tasty and large,
Voyeurs don't get to see
Luscious tits and ass free;-
We call it the uncover charge."
--- Armand Singer
Tried hard to appear at her best;
Her husband admired
Her nicely attired,
So when they went out, she undressed.
--- Armand E Singer 854
Was extremely supple and lithe.
When a naughty spider
Crept somewhere inside her,
Oh, did she wriggle and writhe.
--- Anon
Was blowsy and knocking on thirty.
When she stripped to the buff
All the men cried, "Enough!
Put 'em back on again. You ain't purty."
--- John Dole Odd BodkinP0204
Was blowsy and knocking on forty.
When she stripped to the buff
All the men cried, "Enough!
Put 'em back on again. That ain't sporty."
--- Arthur Deex P0204
Was blowsy and knocking on fifty.
When she stripped to the buff
All the men cried, "Enough!
Put 'em back on. That ain't very nifty."
--- Arthur Deex P0204
Was blowsy and knocking on sixty.
When she stripped to the buff
All the men cried ,"Enough!
You're no longer a cute little pixie."
--- Arthur Deex P0204
Was blowsy and knocking on seventy.
When she stripped to the buff
All the men cried, "Enough!
You're unfit to be seen by the gentry."
--- Arthur Deex P0204
And everyone cringes and quails,
As forward she skips
Like a walrus and strips
To the dance of the 92 veils.
--- Peter Wilkins
The audience watches aghast;
They cannot believe
That a daughter of Eve
Can be so impossibly vast.
--- Peter Wilkins
The spotlight to shine on her bum.
Then yelled, "Not the moon
Could cover that poon
Or ass -- nor the high noonday sun!"
--- Travis Brasell
Who dances that way, and she's able
With one pirouette,
To get customers wet,
As her tits sweep glasses from the table.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Who moaned she was over the hump,
And cried, "I don't mind
That thing called the grind,
But jeez, it sure hurts when I bump."
--- Armand Singer P0101
"Watch me shove out my ass - I don't mind;
Like measles and mumps
Life's full of such bumps,
But to rotate your cunt is a grind."
--- Armand Singer P0101
Her show is both risque and trendy.
Removing her thong
Leaves most of the throng
Of members with members just bendy.
--- Archie
Young lady who danced o'er a flame,
And during the stunt,
Her ass and her cunt
Were welded shut? Damn, what a shame!
--- Travis Brasell
Were needed to meet a girl's needs;
However, today
You'll hear a girl say:
"I'll strip for some Mardi Gras beads!"
--- Anon
Cry the girls, as the photogs quite frantic
To get titties on tape
Give out beads while they gape
And their profits and cocks grow gigantic!
--- Anon
On a balcony, for beads, are long gone.
When I threaten to strip
the lads shout "from the hip":
"You'll get beads if you keep your clothes on!"
--- Anon
But I know a secret, cute honey:
When all the guys shout,
"Here's beads ... flash 'em out!"
"Beads, hell!" you yell, "Show me the money!"
--- Anon
And sexy and hot and quite amorous,
And still like to flash
Your boobs for some cash
Or beads if a bloke has a camerous!
--- Anon
One to act as no lady admits.
For a shiny doubloon,
She will shoot you the moon.
Give her beads and she'll show you her tits.
--- Anon
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