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Donald Duck is a virtuous bird Clay Johnson was shit out of luck, It's rumored that old Donald Duck So sad was poor Donald Duck, The Gov's fucking goofy, I say; Whilst mending a hole in the roof, Poor Goofy was feeling dejected "Doctor, Doctor, my life is pure hell; I saw Huey doin' Louie, It appears that Wiz got a big "NO". "Hunting for Bambi" got the goods Simba the lion was dreamin' (Disney's "The Lion King")
Said Minnie to her hubby Mickey, There once was a rodent named Mickey I wanted to work with ol' Mickey, When Minnie wore maxis, then Mickey As Mickey and friend Minnie Mouse A perverted animator namaaed Walt Said Pluto to his master Mickey Though "guinea" is a pejorative The "Three Pigs" sad story is old, The wolf puffed away at the wall, He beat the wolf to a fair-thee-well, "Who did us this favor so big? Thumper is my favorite bunny; Do you know of his famous quote? Since the time of Bambi's fall, The prices at Disneyland still swell; Who'd have thought he'd be such a stooge, Now all of you expecting a view A fellow who teaches mathematics We showed what we found for our cos- With tin-foil and duct tape and straw, And as for the witch, well, young Sue, And Dorothy? She was that Pru, Rehearsing, she's spouting her pitch, She said, "They'll be hours with those Munch- We went to a dusty back room. She said, "'Twas last Friday I saw, Beneath that black robe she wore nowt. And then in walks bossie-boots Pru. And that's really all that's to tell. Bert Lahr played a CAITIFF lion, The Lion's allergic to brawls; But since you have magical witties, Well prepared when the cyclone came through, "In Oz," said old Munchkin named Deats, I'm lost in the Kingdom of Oz In a bubble we saw Glinda floatin'; "Oz is nice," Dorothy said, "But who cares? Dorothy Gale said, "Oz Land is a bore, With tinfoil, and duck tape and straw, Young Dorothy blew a great fart; She came to a humble abode, But there little Dotty won't stay; She first comes across a tin man, Here now's the sad, mournful part: So next she meets this bloke, Jack Straw, "I show zero tolerance on speed; "On drugs too, I'm strict as the pope; She wishes him just 'fore she goes, a Now we have Jack's brother, Willy, And now, like that lady from Riga, This flea-bitten lion's a pain; And on they go, cat and young broad; The wizard's reached 'midst some confusion;
Whose lust is forever deferred.
His sex life is dry
For Walt Disney would cry:
"Love is a four-letter word!"
--- G1286a
When he couldn't find chicken to fuck.
While the corps were all playing,
I heard someone saying,
He was shaggin' on Donald the Duck.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Said, "What I prefer to a fuck
Is to ply my nephews
With a gallon of booze,
And then give their peckers a suck."
--- Al Gorehound
Because he was down on his luck.
His girlfriend Daisy
Drove him real crazy,
As she continuously denied him a fuck!
--- Anon
If to say it that way is okay.
While Mickey'd be dead
If to Minnie he'd said,
"You WERE fucking Goofy today!"
--- John Miller
Mickey was listening for proof,
For down in his house,
His wife Minnie Mouse,
Was most certainly fucking the Goof.
--- Jayne
For his penis he'd not get erected.
No matter what he tried,
It was as if it had died.
I guess it just felt too rejected.
--- Anon
I see this strange thing I must tell.
Visions of Mickey Mouse
Are all over my house."
"When last had you this Disney spell?"
--- Tony Burrell
Until Louie was all gooey
Slammed his ass
Really fast;
His rectum full of spooey!
--- Gearhart
He's feeling depressed and quite low;
He got Lyme's disease,
And they don't want his fleas
On the new "Hunting for Bambi" show.
--- David Miller
With six buck-naked gals in the woods.
We can't wait to shoot
Or give them a root,
As we strap them cute dears on our hoods.
--- David Miller
About the young lioness he was creamin'.
As he growled in delight,
He came in the night,
And drenched his poor meerkat friend Timon.
--- Actaeon
"I've a hot spot I'd like you to lickey."
Before her legs spread,
Twixt her knees was his head,
Making her all slimy and stickey!"
--- Anon
Who wanted Minnie to suck on his dickey.
For two hours she protested,
Then his gland she ingested,
And what resulted left both of them sticky!
--- Anon
But Minnie complained, "That's too sick. He
May have bigger balls,
But he can't hide in walls,
And the way he cuts cheese is too icky."
--- Anon
Would not get in taxis, a quickie.
When minis she wore,
On closing the door,
He'd first give her femur a hickey.
--- Irving Superior P8701
Engaged in licentious carouse --
Animation was violent --
The theater was silent...
Not a dry handkerchief in the house.
--- Martin Wellborn P9001
Got fucked up on barley and malt.
When feeling forlorn,
He'd jerk off to porn.
His death brought such deeds to a halt.
--- Jiromi
"Here's what to do with your dickey.
Shove it up my anus;
No one can restrain us.
C'mon, teach your dog a new tricky!"
--- Anon
For Italian, not restorative,
It's sometimes still heard
(Discouraging word)
As in this story explorative:
--- Chris Papa
But recently, it has been retold,
How two of the three,
Each had to flee
To brick house of last pig's stronghold.
--- Chris Papa
While inside one pig made a call,
And up drove a black car
With pig with cigar,
Pinstriped suit, and black moustache small.
--- Chris Papa
Who then ran off, frightened as hell.
The little pigs cried
Now safe on inside,
To thank the dark savior so swell.
--- Chris Papa
Now cares we have none, not a fig".
The caller replied,
"That guy there outside,
Is what one would call, "Guinea Pig".
--- Chris Papa
I love his big feet and he's funny.
His motto is mine.
I just love that line.
I'd say that he is a honey!
--- Maggie
I've used it in more than one note.
If you can't seem to say
In Thumper's sweet way,
Just leave the words in your throat.
--- Maggie
Thumper's mom's words hit us large and small.
"If you've nothing nice
To say in a trice,
Then you should say nothing at all."
--- Maggie
Once again Disney goes to the well.
We may have been screwed,
Unless they include
A free lap dance from Tinkerbell.
--- Tom Patton P0502
A rich duck with a dick that was huge.
But he screwed a decoy,
His nephews cried, "Boy!...
What an idiot is old Uncle Scrooge!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Of that boring tale by old Lew-
Is, sod off, begone,
That crank's down with Ron
L Hubbard, in Satan's foul crew.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Is now into amateur dramatics.
He thinks it is time
For our own pantomime.
So for costumes we're searching our attics.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Tumes, thereby deciding, because
Of the motley array
that we'd hidden away,
That the show must be Wizard of Oz.
--- Tiddy Ogg
A tinman and scarecrow soon saw
The light; as for that
Old lion, my cat
Apparel will do, be it poor.
--- Tiddy Ogg
This is file lil
Arrived with a black robe, quite new,
And sexily strode
The yellow brick road,
In high heels and a pointy hat too.
--- Tiddy Ogg
The stuck-up bitch, claiming she knew,
About stage productions,
And gave vague instructions,
To all, saying what we should do.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And I sneak away to the kitch-
En, feeling so hot,
For Sue grabbed a bott-
Le of wine, when in walks our sweet witch.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Kins, God what a damn stupid bunch.
So come, Tiger Tim,
I've got a hot quim,
On which you may well want to munch."
--- Tiddy Ogg
She said, "Every witch needs a broom."
And groped 'neath my pelt
Till my todger she felt,
And hauled it out into the gloom.
--- Tiddy Ogg
The weapon of that man of straw.
And just like old Tinnie,
It's size class is mini.
But this is a very fine paw.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And soon we were having a bout.
"Go, shove in your meat hard.
Don't want to be Cheeta'd."
I did. Of that there was no doubt.
--- Tiddy Ogg
She stood watching me and young Sue,
And boy, I'm no fool.
I soon had my tool
Licked by both our Susie and Pru.
--- Tiddy Ogg
The pantomime went very well.
But better the fest
Of ladies undressed,
Which now to smut mags I will sell.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Wringing his tail and e'er cryin',
On the road to Oz,
While honking his schnoz
In a manner less than edifyin'.
--- Chris Papa
He's afraid of shadows on the walls.
Just to throw us a curve,
They should cross out "The Nerve";
Have him sing "If I Only Had Balls!"
--- Larry Hollister
(Not to mention the best twat and titties!)
I know you'll be spunky
While petting your monkey:
Bewitching star of Emerald City's!
--- Anon
Dorothy packed a few tunes (wouldn't you?).
Tapes by Kansas she stowed,
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road",
And I'm happy to say, Toto too.
--- Larry Hollister
"When Dorothy walks yellow brick streets,
I play with my dick,
While watching that chick
Whose stride gives a bounce to her teats!"
--- Anon
Where often effects preceed cause.
My dream world's converging
With new paths emerging
From endings whose start never was.
--- Randog
Diamond wand and a crown she's a-totin'.
She's a vision on high,
As she floats through the sky,
But to look up her dress is Verboten.
--- Larry Hollister
I miss watching my favorite players!"
When the wizard was able
To get games on cable,
She saw Lions and Tigers and Bears!
--- Larry Hollister
And this brick road has made my feet sore.
The Tin Man is a jester;
The Wiz, child molester.
Toto died. This ain't Kansas no more."
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0512Q
A tinman and scarecrow soon saw
The light; as for that
Old lion, my cat
Apparel would do, be it poor.
--- Anon
The force tore the whole place apart.
At last down she landed
And found herself stranded,
So hunted for dick, the young tart.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And into it straight way she strode.
She found a Chinese
And jumped on his knees,
And Dot on that yellow prick rode.
--- Tiddy Ogg
She wants for some new games to play.
So, flashing her titties,
Its Emerald City's,
The place where she fancies to stray.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And at him she flashes her fan.
He's feeling ambitious,
And she's so lubricious,
Her can-can shows Canman he can.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Old Tinnie, he hasn't a heart.
She screamed: "When I saw yer,
Shoulda knowed you're a lawyer,
And none of your cash, you'll impart."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Who says "Hark to me! I am the Law!
And you've got no right,
By day or by night,
To do that 'round here any more."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Go over the limit, I'll bleed
You dry as a bone;
Just one I'll condone:
My own driver, here I'll concede."
--- Tiddy Ogg
One sniff of the weed, you've no hope.
Except, by the way,
My own son, who one day
Was exposed by the press, pushing dope.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Close meeting with a big bulldozer.
And sweetly she calls,
"Don't you wish you had balls,
And weren't such a fuckwitted poser."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Who groped up an underage filly.
The grasp of his hand
Has cost him a grand.
But jail? Not a chance, don't be silly.
--- Tiddy Ogg
She fancies a ride with a tiger.
But no-one is buyin'
But one threadbare lion,
With zilch rating on her sex-geiger.
--- Tiddy Ogg
To rouse him our Dot tries in vain.
This impotent cat
Is too lazy and fat,
And resists her with mite and with mane.
--- Tiddy Ogg
She spends time in fucking a horde,
Of dumb munchkin midgets,
With very small widgets,
Which leave her exceptionally bored.
--- Tiddy Ogg
He tells them it's all been delusion.
He's simply a bawd,
Who's working a fraud,
And all life's a total illusion.
--- Tiddy Ogg
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