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This whole silly thing was a hoax, Dorothy would strip off her dress, As for Kansas, where Dorothy was Dorothy said to the Tin Man, "I'm trusting In a fable, this odd monopode (monopode in the land of Oz?)
In Oz land, the Tin Woodsman's mate Little Dorothy was crying because The fabulous Wizard of Oz, There once was a floppy scarecrow, Looking up, flying monkeys they saw, The Tin Man, the Girl, and the Dog The wizard was in a foul mood. On the Tin Man, I'm not really keen. In a movie called Wizard of Oz, She said "'Twas last Friday I saw, Twister, Toto loved playing it; A reporter, Bartholomew Scotto It's best to leave Oz for Nantucket, The Witch has been having some fun; Ruby Slippers removed from a carcass Watch out for that imposter Wiz, "Who diddled my daughter, sweet Rose?" Pinocchio's one of the guys -- A fetishist whore from Duluth Here's a story you kids will enjoy, To be real was Pinocchio's desire; Gepetto's house maid it is said, Pinocchio's girl said, "I figure An ingenious old fucker named Hunt The old woodcarver's helper, Miss Fry, Pinocchio, the puppet of yore Pinocchio was offered cash Those splinters were painful by rights; Pinocchio has lust and depravity, Said Gepetto to his puppet Pinocchio, Pinocchio gave his ring With his nose at her dripping pink door, "Lie to me...now tell the truth... The lie was a whopper and he "Oh bother!" said Winnie the Pooh, Said Christopher: "There's not an ounce I'd like poking Young Roo with my missle Chris Robin and that ol' Pooh Bear Hush, hush, and whisper who dares, "Oh, Bother!" Said Winnie the Pooh, For the past seven years or so, Hugh Old Winnie and buddy Eeyore Said Piglet to Kanga the 'roo, Pooh got himself stuck in a hole. Young Christopher Robin screwed Alice While Christopher Robin was saying Oh yes, ol' poor Pooh Bear; Pooh hung with Christopher Robin, Chris Robin and that wicked Pooh Bear When a boy, there was nothing so fair "Oh Piglet," said Winnie the Pooh, A little bear named Winnie-the-Pooh Of Winnie-the-Pooh I'm a fan Besides good old Winnie-the-Pooh, But of course old Pooh Bear had a sister! Whenever I needed, I fetched her And of course there was Christopher Robin, The Owl had her up in his tree (A. A. Milne, I truly feel bad It was bound to happen, they say; Owl said to Kanga, "It's true, He's Popeye the backdoor man.
He sends her home, after a poke.
She marries her brother
And soon is a mother.
So no more's to say. That's all folks.
--- Tiddy Ogg
In the woods when in sexual stress.
She'd whistle and strut,
Then bend down and wave butt.
"Lions and tigers, Oh YES!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whisked off by a whirlwind to Oz...
Then sad was her fate:
She met Archie, our mate,
And he soon talked her out of her clothes.
--- Tiddy Ogg
That you won't find my preference disgusting.
But I'll take the Wizard of Oz
And it's simply because
Although his joint's limp, it's not rusting."
--- MarcoM P8307A
Would frequently snap and explode.
"Don't constantly tease me;
You only displease me,
So please, I am not pigeon-toed!"
--- Al Willis
Sighed sadly, "It sure would be great
If you made it a point
To put oil on your joint,
Since your screws have been rusty of late."
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
The witch was defying the laws.
But the witch was all wet
When she hit Dorothy's pet --
Which bailed out the poor Wizard of Oz.
--- Neal Wilgus P8409
Retired from business because
What with up-to-date science,
To most of his clients,
He wasn't the Wizard he was.
--- David Stoning
Companion to Dorothy and Toto.
"I'm really not vain,
But I must have a brain,
So its off to the Wizard I go!"
--- Anon
Filling Dorothy's companions with awe.
The Scarecrow was battered
And his innards scattered,
To which he said, "That's the last straw!"
--- Larry Hollister
Met up with the Scarecrow for grog,
On the brick road so bumpy,
They stopped for a scrumpy,
On the way to the Wizard of Ogg
--- Ericka
He looked like for days he had brood.
He scowled at all four
And showed them the door.
For this -- the Oggettes -- they all booed.
--- Bridget
If you axe me, he's too squeaky-clean.
He's been oily in bed,
And to rise, it is said,
Ever since he was just a can-teen.
--- Larry Hollister
Tin Man's joints and emotions were froz.
Till they oiled every part;
He discovered his heart,
And the witch who was wicked, now was.
--- Peter Wilkins
The weapon of that man of straw,
And just like old Tinnie,
It's size class was mini,
But this is a very fine oar."
--- Anon
He thought Dorothy his sis with big tits.
When she did red and blue,
And her ass was in view,
He gave her a kiss on the slit.
--- MacArthur
Caught Dorothy in a compromised photo
What was it, you wonder,
Her unspeakable blunder
She was caught playing twister with Toto.
--- Anon
With broom 'twixt you legs where you stuck it;
So fly there real fast
Or you'll get a blast
Of water from Dorothy's bucket!
--- Anon
Her new broomstick gets up to Mach One.
As she zips through the air,
She gets whipped by her hair,
So she's wearing it now in a bun.
--- Larry Hollister
Are why prospects for Dorothy look darkest.
But a spash in the face
Puts the Witch in her place,
And reveals her as Imelda Marcos.
--- Larry Hollister
He'll con you with his same ol' biz;
It's guaranteed certain,
Behind his green curtain,
He'll take you and fill you with jizz.
--- Anon
Shouted teacher in class. "I suppose
All you lads will deny
That you fingered her pie,
But I think that Pinocchio nose."
--- Peter Wilkins
But Rose thinks that he is a prize!
She likes his nose,
His pecs and his hose,
But mostly she likes all his lies.
--- Marty
Who rode upon noses (uncouth!),
Met up with a bloke, ya know,
Whose name was Pinnochio,
But she hates it when he tells the truth.
--- Anon
'Bout a mischievous hand-crafted toy,
Whose nose would extend
When he lied, to no end.
When he stopped, he became a real boy.
--- Anon
Of this dream he never did tire.
But he knew he was wood,
When he bashed on his pud,
And set his poor pecker on fire.
--- Anon
Took Pinocchio into her bed.
And as he lay in repose,
She sat on his nose,
And said, "Tell some lies, wooden head!"
--- John Chastaine
To get my hand on your trigger.
For you have got wood,
Which is really good,
But now can you make it get bigger?
--- Tony Burrell
Refined the Pinocchio stunt.
From behind on a lass,
With his nose up her ass,
He extended his tongue up her cunt.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0829
Took Pinocchio aside on the sly,
Then she took off her clothes,
And she stuffed his big nose
In her cunt, and said, "Now tell a lie!"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0697
Could please all his ladies galore,
'Cause unlike what's been heard,
When he spoke a false word,
It's not his nose that grew one inch or more.
--- Pilar
To fuck a poor girl with a rash.
She'd have been better off
To do her own trough;
The damned puppet, he splintered her gash.
--- That Guy
She suffered for several nights.
But Pinocch' had it worse
For he suffered the curse
Of a serious case of termites.
--- Kasodrac
This is file lhl
But his situation has gravity.
Though he makes real wood
Like a young fellow should,
His girl friend, alas, has no cavity.
--- Tony Burrell
"How would you like to fly to Tokyo?
It's all up to you;
All you've to do
Is give my big dick a strokio!"
--- Anon
To the sweet China doll, Mae Ling.
With a great deal of huffing,
He poked through her stuffing;
For her, love was a splintered thing.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Geppetto's boy really did score.
He told her sweet lies
And what was pint-size
Grew wood, piercing her to the core.
--- Randog
Now lie again," cried randy Ruth.
He lied once too often,
And failing to soften,
She's now lost her very front tooth.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Stuck fast in her tunnel of glee.
She moaned, "Please hold steady
But when you are ready,
The truth will, indeed set you free."
--- Randog
While running like hell for the loo;
"It can't be the hunny
That's making me runny;
It must be young Christopher's goo.
--- Peter Wilkins
Of truth in that tale; when I pounce
On animals furry,
I'm oft in a hurry,
And Tigger's the one that I bounce."
--- Peter Wilkins
And for Kanga, I'd come if she'd whistle.
But what sight is a bummer,
A miserable hummer
Is Eeyore with a mouthful of thistle.
--- Scott C
Have many adventures to share.
They visit Eeyore
Then Piglet and more
Friends in the woods that live there.
--- Anon
Christopher Robin's not saying his prayers.
There's a cat on the mat.
Hey, just fancy that!
And there's blood all the way up the stairs.
--- Friar
"My face is all covered with goo!
I said I would swallow,
But you didn't follow
Directions, young Chris Robin, you!"
--- Anon
Has dreamed about Winnie-the-Pooh.
He will wake with a scream;
Dreams no other dream;
Just think, this could happen to you.
--- Henry Fitzgerald
Have Halloween goodies galore.
The red eyeballs taste sweet,
Wrapped in raw spider meat.
They're sold at the Gore and More store.
--- Bob Tucker
"I'm achin' to give you a screw."
"Not now, for I'm knobbin'
Young Christopher Robin,"
Said Kanga, "Try Winnie the Pooh."
--- Peter Wilkins
Least ways so the story is told.
But a tale that I heard,
From a foul little bird
Is the cause was the KY was old!
--- Pjzabruin
Outside in the grounds of Buck Palace.
Along came the Queen
Feeling far from serene,
And said angrily, "Orf with his phallus!"
--- Anon
His prayers and Eyore was braying,
'Bout eating the grass,
I found his fine ass
And made him a neighbor for laying.
--- Anon
Wonder how he got that name there?
His mom took a dump
Out her bearly bare rump,
And left without giving a care.
--- Anon
Who left the forest one day just a hoppin'.
Pooh's face wore a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
For it was Robin's nob he'd been slobbin'.
--- Anon
Had many a humping and share
Of their old vaseline pot,
With the friends they have got
In the woods, and who also screw there.
--- Anon
As Winnie-the-Pooh in his lair.
I'd give all my money
For a pot of his honey,
So I second childhood could bear.
--- Warrick Elrod
"Our Tigger's come down with the flu.
Then he started to hop
And he just couldn't stop --
I think it's spring fever, don't you?"
--- S M Polonsky
One summer day had nothing to do.
So he took his money
And bought him some honey
But before he got home, he was through.
--- Warrick Elrod
And I read all his stuff when I can.
But unless I have missed her,
There's surely no sister;
I thought I knew most of the clan.
--- Peter W
There is Rabbit and Kanga and Roo,
Making eight, so I figure
With Eeyore and Tigger
And Piglet and Owl. Who are you?
--- Peter W
As a lad I caressed her and ...kissed her.
Till I learned girls were better --
If nothing else, wetter --
(Straw's scratchy; I can't say I missed her).
--- John Miller
While Tigger would chase till he ketched her,
And Eeyore turned gloomy
When she got too roomy
After Tigger and I had both stretched her.
--- John Miller
Good-natured and seldom seen sobbin',
After Pooh smeared her cunny
With warm gooey honey,
To help slip his hard little knob in.
--- John Miller
In a foursome with Rabbit and me,
And I won't say what Roo
One time tried to do
With Piglet before he was three.
--- John Miller
After writing that stuff; what a cad!
But I'm glad that I did
What I did as a kid:
'Cause I WAS quite a perverted lad!)
--- John Miller
Pooh was always too happy and gay.
Now Piglet is dead,
Tigger shot in the head,
'Cause Winnie went postal today.
--- Mirrorq
It couldn't have been Rabbit or Roo.
It's Eeyore, I figure,
With Piglet and Tigger,
Who murdered poor Winnie-the-Pooh."
--- Peter Wilkins P9806
He'll enter when ever he can.
He likes the boys best
And eschews all the rest.
He's Popeye the backdoor man (toot toot)
--- Jim Weaver Collection
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