So off she goes to the outback,
To her granny's old tumbledown shack,
On an erratic route,
With the cop in pursuit,
Till she stops and removes the old sack.
--- Tiddy Ogg

"That don't look like spuds in that stash,"
Says the cop. "Yes it is - Instant mash",
Says Red, very canny,
'Cause she knows dear old granny,
Is a dealer, and the sack's full of hash.
--- Tiddy Ogg

So Officer Wolf and young Red,
Go inside, but there's no-one in bed.
For granny's no fool,
And keeping her cool,
Out the back door she has fled.
--- Tiddy Ogg

"Get your kit off then, big boy," says Red.
"We'll have fun on old granny's big bed."
And after a space
In Red's panties of lace,
That cop like an eagle is spread.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Whilst high above up on the roof,
A video camera gives proof
Of couplings lascivious,
Which he thinks are so frivolous,
Which will compromise Officer Wolf.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Now Red and her granny are fair,
They give him a reasonable share,
Of their profits illicit.
But the threat is implicit,
Bent coppers must act with due care.
--- Tiddy Ogg

So the moral: as usual, man's penis
Seduced by the sweet mound of Venus,
From time beyond measure,
For a few minutes pleasure,
A gal makes a fool of a genius.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Now I stress that I'm just the reporter,
In this saga of gran and grand daughter.
And if you're offered hash
For a wad of hard cash,
I can only say you didn't oughter.
--- Tiddy Ogg

The Wolf caught Little Red where she skipped.
"Gonna rape you!" he joyfully quipped.
"Nuh-uh," said our Red,
"You'll eat me instead,
In this limerick, you follow the script!"
--- John Miller 0109

Once Little Red Riding Hood said
"As my Granny's sick and in bed,
With some nasty flu,
I'll visit her to
Make certain the old bat isn't dead!
--- Marlene Lewis

But Little Red's motives aren't pure;
She had heard of Sir Wolf's great allure.
So, hot for his bod,
The wood's path she trod,
Just hoping he'd find her for sure.
--- Marlene Lewis

Through the good offices of kind fate,
Miss Hood didn't wind up on the plate
Of the ravenous, heinous,
Big Bad Wolf, fierce Canis,
When she set out to peregrinate.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0607

Say, didn't we start out this day
With you in bed, swollen this way?
If I'm a good
Red Riding Hood,
Will the Big Bad Wolf let me stay?
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Said the wolf to Miss Hood, "It's a bore,
But I'll just have to eat you -- what gore!"
"Damn it" (stamping her feet),
She exclaimed, "Eat, eat, eat!
Doesn't anyone fuck any more?"
--- Ward Marden 0002 P9702

When the wolf told her what lay in store,
Red Riding Hood let out a roar:
"You're planning to eat me?
That's no way to treat me! --
Don't wolves ever fuck anymore?"
--- Norm Storer P9806a

Little Red Riding Hood, nee Mame Krause,
Dressed in Cardinal cape and pink blouse,
Gave the brave Woodsman hell,
When he smote with death knell,
Villian Wolf. She screamed, "Not in the house."
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0309

While walking to Granny's she found 'im,
And went off in the woods to pound 'im.
Sir Wolf made her cream
More than she'd ever dreamed,
And her tight virgin hole did astound 'im.
--- Anon

She looked at Sir Wolf in surprise
She swooned at his great big brown eyes
But the thing she liked best
[And what really impressed]
Was that tongue of such monsterous size
--- Anon

"I think it is clear," Sir Wolf said
"The women adore me in bed.
I've heard of the bard
Pete and his yard
But they'd rather I eat 'em instead!"
--- Anon

Said Red Riding Hood, "Really my dear!"
As she tossed the wolf out on his ear,
"You just want to eat me,
But that's no way to treat me!
Doesn't anyone fuck around here?"
--- Robin K Willoughby P8701

Through the woods young Red Riding Hood skipped,
Till the wolf in his jaws had her gripped.
"Now I'll fuck you," he said.
"Nothing doing," said Red,
"Just eat me and stick to the script."
--- Bob Giandomenico P8801a

"Hmmm, you taste so good."
Said the wolf to Red Riding Hood.
But Red Riding Hood said.
As she gave the wolf head,
"Eat! Eat! Eat! I'd just like to fuck if we could!"
--- Limberick

A virginal maiden named Hood
Met a flashy young wolf in the wood,
Though she'd said she would die
Undefiled, ere comply,
She gave in when she saw how things stood.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner

Look out, Little Red Riding-Hood!
The Big Bad Wolf's up to no good --
He gobbles old crones,
And he'll jump your bones,
So stay the hell out of the woods!
--- Robin K Willoughby P8701

There once was a girl with red hoods,
Took goodies to Granny through woods.
Wolf took Granny's place,
But she knew that face
Wasn't Granny's and was simply BAD GOODS!
--- Lois Walker

The wolf, disguised in grandma's gown,
Had followed Red when she left town.
With motives corrupt
"I'll now eat her up,
But first," he drooled, "I'll eat her down."
--- Irving Superior P8701

That Little Red Riding Hood slut
Needed a dick up her butt.
When the wolf had her anally,
She moaned so insane-ally,
Like some kind of fairy-tale nut!
--- Pretty Grimm

The wolf did a kind of a jig,
And dressed himself up in a wig.
Red Riding Hood said,
When he'd got her to bed,
"What you've got just seems awfully big."
--- Silvia S Crockett P0104

Said the Wolf, "I'm afraid I must pass
Red Riding Hood's Granny, alas.
When crossing the heath,
I recalled that my teeth
Were still by my bed in the glass!"
--- Mary Danby - 2nd Armada

Red Riding Hood suffered no peril
When she met a wolf, very feral;
She knew in a jiff
That he couldn't get stiff --
He was not only feral, but sterile.
--- Norm Storer

Snow White is the fairest I've seen,"
The wall mirror said to the queen.
But an apple one day,
Put poor Snow White away,
Till the prince kissed her back into being!
--- Lois Walker

Snow White was a virgin, 'tis said.
Had an apple then took to her bed.
But when she un-gowned,
Her gynecologist found
Seven dents in her young maidenhead.
--- Tom Allen

In the fabulous land they call Disney,
There's a dwarf who's all shriveled and wizney,
'Cause from morning till night
He's out making snow White --
He's a lucky old ding-a-ling, isney?
--- Hugh Oliver A019C

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A fairy tale that's called Snow White,
Never hid her fair limbs from dwarf's sight.
So the buxom young maid --
Though too big to be laid --
Got as oft Seven Up as she might.
--- Marnix van Winkeln

Six dwarfs strolled up to the mine,
But Grumpy just bided his time.
He had serious lust
For Snow White's fair bust,
And that will make a fine nursery rhyme.
--- John Henry

Snow White told him, "Bugger off, Pappy;
Your tool is too old, knarled, and crappy.
Go back to your work,
You miserable jerk,
While I lie her feeling Happy."
--- Tiddy Ogg

Snow White was a bit of a whore,
She'd do it with all seven dwarves.
Straight, anal, or head;
Even eight in a bed,
On the sofa, the table, or floor.
--- Tiddy Ogg

With seven dwarves she shacked up,
One dwarf each night got it up.
Dopey wasn't too bright,
But he'd do it all night,
As he wasn't to dopey to fuck.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Even Bashful wasn't too shy,
And got quite a gleam in his eye.
All week he mined gems,
Till his turn came again,
The following Saturday night.
--- Tiddy Ogg

On Sunday night Snow White had Doc,
With huge disproportionate cock.
For the rest of the week
He did it with sheep,
But preferred her to shagging the flock.
--- Tiddy Ogg

The following day she got Grumpy,
His turn came around every Monday.
And just for that while,
He broke into a smile,
Not grumpy while having a hump, eh?
--- Tiddy Ogg

She found it especially pleasing
When she was shagging with Sneezy.
He coughed and he sniffled
And his beard really tickled,
But she wasn't deterred by his wheezing.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Sleepy was a narcoleptic,
Shagging sent him cataleptic.
Snow White asked for more
But Sleepy just snored,
Or fainted when things got too hectic.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Happy was good for a laugh;
Missed her cunt and entered her ass.
He attacked from behind,
But she didn't mind,
As long as he gave her full blast.
--- Tiddy Ogg

She thought seven-up was alright,
That is all seven dwarves up Snow White.
Night time or day,
She'd do it this way;
All at once, or one at a time.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Though the stench was enough to kill ya',
They also enjoyed necrophilia.
All the hugging and kissing
And foreplay was missing,
And no qualms about if they'd fulfill her.
--- Tiddy Ogg

It was the best way they could have her,
As she lay inert like a cadaver.
On her back or her front,
Us mouth, anus, or cunt,
With none of the warm-up palaver.
--- Tiddy Ogg

They built a glass case, put her in,
But took her out every night just for sin.
Place her down on her bed,
Where she lay as if dead,
Then the seven would queue to get in.
--- Tiddy Ogg

One day as she lay in her case,
Prince Charming he rode through that place.
The chap held his breath
And awoke her from death,
With a kiss on her cunt, not her face.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Prince Charming said "I am not braggin',
But if you want a chap good at shaggin',
I'm heir to a throne,
If I don't get disowned,
'Cause I'm fed up with hunting down dragon."
--- Tiddy Ogg

When by his kiss she was wakened,
The dwarves knew they would be forsaken.
It wasn't their size
That lost them their prize,
Nor the fact they were tired of her nagging.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Snow White would be missed, she was sure,
Though she still felt peculiarly sore.
Then it entered her head
That while she lay almost dead,
Those buggers had come back for more.
--- Tiddy Ogg

The Prince took her back to his castle;
She thought he was a daft asshole.
He'd fly into rages
And bugger his pages,
And his dick, unlike Doc's, wasn't vast, Oh!
--- Tiddy Ogg

Although they'd a mine full of gems,
Snow White one day would leave them.
That ambitious bitch
Wanted land, marriage and riches,
Instead of seven small horny men.
--- Tiddy Ogg

When she left them, Doc started to weep,
As the prince carried her off to his keep.
Said Doc, "Bloody Hell!
I admit she was swell,
But it's Hi Ho and back to my sheep."
--- Tiddy Ogg

Said Bashful "I'll miss her I fear,
It's sad not having her here.
Call me a pervert,
I must now revert
And shag squirrels and bugger the deer."
--- Tiddy Ogg

Dopey looked forlorn and glum,
And said nothing other than "Um."
Her aroma still lingered
On all of his fingers,
So he stood there and sucked at his thumb.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Sneezy just broke down and wept,
Sleepy -- he passed out and slept.
Happy started to frown,
Feeling quite sad and down,
And Grumpy looked pissed off at best.
--- Tiddy Ogg

The seven dwarves don't have Snow White,
To set their libido alight.
The prince kissed her and charmed
Her right out of their arms.
So they bugger each other at night.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Snow White took on seven small men
Who continued their love even when
After entering coma,
She gained an aroma
That was one on a scale one to ten.
--- John Miller 0111

They built a glass case, put her in;
Took her out now and then, just for sin.
But from death she arose
When (with cold in his nose)
Prince Charming embraced her within.
--- John Miller 0111a

She left them, all seven, to weep,
When the Prince took her off to his keep.
But said Grumpy, "Oh Hell,
I admit it was swell,
But now 'Hi Ho', and back to the sheep."
--- John Miller 0111b

There was a young princess, Snow White,
Who awoke with a terrible fright.
She was fearful and shaken;
She shouldn't have taken
That seven up, last thing at night.
--- Gerard Benson

The prince pleaded, "Snow white, be mine!"
She answered, "Oh yes, how divine!
Life will be heaven
Not cooking for seven,
And without fourteen socks on the line."
--- Mary Danby - 2nd Armada

Philandering a pixie is banned,
But if you must have sex in the sand,
Try arousing Snow White
From her slumber tonight;
Then you're sure to get your peter panned!
--- Anon

Snow White was a lucky old bitch;
Had dwarves to scratch every itch.
Sinful and Naughty
And Wetty and Hotty;
And when they got tired, they would switch.
--- Anon

Now none was too largely endowed,
But Snow carried on being wowed.
Which proves the chatter
That size doesn't matter,
Except, of course, when you are cowed.
--- Anon