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Said the dwarfs to their friend Snow White, Happy was the first to begin; The next dwarf in line was Doc; The third dwarf to bang her was Sneezy; The fourth dwarf to mount her was Grumpy; The next one to fuck her was Bashful, The sixth dwarf to pork her was Sleepy, Dopey was the last dwarf to do her, Snow white was sore and content Every cloud has a silvery streak, The Prince, with an ardor intense, These seven midgets stood behind Snow White had two dwarves up her nose, Among dwarfs who serviced Snow White Handsome and Beauty are drunk; I'm one of just seven small men, "Shall I kiss this sleeping young lass, STERNUTATION, a weird name of sorts, A horny young princess, Snow White, Yes, admittedly, she's now rather loose; Your fable has had me impressed, There once was a lady named Brite There was an old woman who lived in a shoe A homeless young lady from Shrivenham, An old woman who lives in a slough The old woman who lived in a shoe, (FPA - could be Brits family planning association)
That hooker who lived in a shoe, The old woman who lived in a shoe The old woman who lived in a shoe, An old woman who lived in a shoe, An old woman who lived in a shoe, An old woman who lived in a shoe, There once was a hideous Beast, And when this fell Beast had reformed, I sat to break bread with a Beast, One Beauty and a well dressed up Beast In race between tortoise and hare, The hair, though, miscalculated; Testudinate fable we share, It says race goes to slow, steady; Mother Hubbard in search of a bone Bending, she looked for a bone; Mother Hubbard was sore for a while, Mother grew more fond of her dog, (those damn Frenchmen - McW)
Okay! So it's true! So I leap Just think, Miss Peep is thirteen; There once was a whore named Bo Peep, Bo Peep, now, is someone I've had Sweet Carol went to the cupboard, She cooed and she giggled with glee, Then Carol, just like Little Muffet, Jack Horner sat thumbing his plum, That Little Boy blew such a spurt, But Jack being nimble and quick, This orgy was certainly great; This story, Lucinda's a wreck of Three sisters all went for a walk, 'Twere neither the former nor latter, As thunder roars, rain starts to pour, I see, bawds, you're interest is waning. Bare-footed, bare-armed and bare-faced, The place is no palace of fun. And this one is locked, but the key And as you'd expect in a hoary They stand there in rapt admiration, At least that's the case with our Goldilocks,
"We want to gang bang you tonight!"
(Said she) "Well, let's see,
Seven of you, one of me!
I guess it would be alright!"
--- Anon
He stuck his dick in with a grin.
He stroked in and out,
Finally did spout,
And shot his load all over her chin!
--- Anon
She then gently straddled his cock.
Up and down she did bounce,
Then swallowed each ounce
Of his hot, molten, gelatinous schlock!
--- Anon
Needless to say, conditions were breezy.
In his own funny way
He was a good lay;
But, when finished, he was tired and wheezy.
--- Anon
Who was just in the mood for a humpy.
He did her with style,
On her face put a smile,
And covered her with jism that was lumpy.
--- Anon
Who claims he was brought up in Nashville.
When she saw his bit,
She damn near did shit,
And knew she was in for a gashful!
--- Anon
But first he had to go peepy.
Then performed a great stunt;
Licked her ass, fucked her cunt.
The whole thing was really quite creepy!
--- Anon
But he had no clue how to screw her.
He got coaching from Doc
In control of his cock,
But he damn near stuck it right through her!
--- Anon
After being fucked by seven small gents.
But when she arose
To put on her clothes,
She was all alone, they all went!
--- Anon
When the mirror so plainly doth speak,
That Snow White is most cute.
Her survival is moot...
But forget castle scrubbing technique.
--- Prof M-G TP9806
Kept assailing young Snow White's defense.
When at last she was racked,
He found her intact,
Though her cherry had seven small dents.
--- Anon
Me in the unemployment line,
And sadly sang, "Heigh Ho,
It's not to work we go."
And when I asked, said "Walt is fine."
--- Irving Superior P8701
With a pair in her ears and the hose
Of the fifth in her mouth,
And the others down south;
So that covers all holes I suppose.
--- Anon
Was one who was not very bright.
But when it was done,
The SOMNOLENT one
Got cheated and slept through the night.
--- Chris Papa
Beauty sure smells like a skunk.
In a casket of glass,
She's been sweatin' her ass
Off. She needs some soap and a dunk.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who kept a dead maid in our den.
This quail under glass
Was a poor piece of ass,
But I had her again and again!
--- Anon
Or else let the next Prince who'll pass?
Though pretty is she,
What's bothering me--
Those seven small houseguests she has."
--- Irving Superior P9307
For one engageed in sneezing sports,
The classic is found,
You you'll look around
For one of Snow White's wee cohorts.
--- Chris Papa
Took seven small lovers one night.
But some of the crowd
Were so highly endowed,
That her pussy no longer is tight.
--- Hugh Clary
Her vagina can pass a caboose.
It's like a rail tunnel,
From gunwale to gunwale,
A large lifeboat just gives her a goose.
--- Ward Hardman
But one of the runts has confessed.
It wasn't their jack
That widened her crack,
But taking all seven abreast!
--- SFA
Who felt sleepy and grumpy at night.
When she saw a physician
And described her condition,
He suspected she might be Snow White.
--- Don Moore P0501
With more children than she could handle.
And when they were grown,
And all left home,
She moved herself into a sandal.
--- Anon
Whose new pair of shoes had no give in 'em,
Said, "I'll stretch them a touch"--
Bbut she stretched them too much,
And now they're so big she can live in 'em.
--- Mary Danby Armada 1
Is surrounded by damp and mildew.
She's rolling away
And that's where she'll stay,
Till she runs off as liquidy goo.
--- Esther Koch
Beat all of her kids black and blue.
If only she had
Seen a birth control ad, (Seen an F.P.A. ad)
She would have known what to do!
--- Joyce Johnson
Spawned kids and knew not what to do;
Too dumb to be careful,
They came by the lair full;
She poisoned the lot, two by two.
--- Armand Singer
Learned finally what she should do:
She straightened her keel
And threw out the heel,
Who had pitched her a bundle of woo.
--- Lims Unlimited
When she had nothing better to do,
Would bed down her dears,
After boxing their ears,
And relax with a cobbler or two.
--- John Ciardi A
Who with children, knew not what to do.
She took to the streets,
Trading blowjobs for treats.
Now she's full and the children are too.
--- Richard Long
Getting pregnant, knew not what to do.
She had learned almost nil
'Bout the condom and pill,
But Oh!, how that woman could screw!
--- Al Capetown
Loved many young men -- knew what to do.
She teased them, then pleased them,
Alone or in crew,
And didn't stop coming until they were through.
--- Richard Long
Who upon luckless peasants would feast.
He encountered a Beauty,
Who showed him his duty,
And his wicked ways then he did cease.
--- Joe Long
This is file lcl
His visage was truly transformed!
A now dashing fellow,
And really quite mellow,
Bride Beauty his castle adorned!
--- Joe Long
Looked forward to a wondrous feast.
We counted the booty,
Then in came a Beauty.
Now riches won't worry me the least.
--- Ham Sandywich
Concerned me not in the least.
The Beast and the Beauty
Sang, "Doodly Doodly!"
And danced right in front of the priest.
--- Ham Sandywich
The bunny had hours to spare.
It was quite clever, it
Gave birth to a LEVERET...
Conceived from a former affair.
--- Observer
Finished the race quite belated.
Sitting there in the shade,
Sipping cool Gatorade,
Her opponent patiently waited!
--- Observer
About an event very rare,
'Bout lumbering bugger,
A persistant plugger,
Who always beats dawdling hare.
--- Chris Papa
If believed, then you may be ready
For bridge that I sell
And other deals swell,
With promise of much delights, heady.
--- Chris Papa
Heard Rover, her hungry dog, groan.
The top cupboard was bare;
Not one bone in there;
If there was one, it would be alone!
--- R F Bardsley
Lower cupboard it was the bone's home.
An idea got Rover
While mother bent over,
'Cause Rover'd a bone of his own.
--- R F Bardsley
And scared she would bear Rover's child.
She thought of a doctor,
But the thing that most shocked her:
The fact that she liked doggy style!
--- R F Bardsley
Now that she'd discovered his log.
For hours they'd play,
Until the sad day
Mother Hubbard fell for a frog.
--- R F Bardsley
At the sound of the baa of a sheep;
And the reason is clear,
I've a yen for that dear
Little girl with nice titties, Bo Peep.
--- Peter Wilkins
I think it most awfully mean
Of you to crave twat
Of a age you should not...
An estrussy ewe's less obscene!
--- Tutta Gioia
Who smelled like a water-soaked sheep.
She didn't screw well,
But once past her smell,
Her price for a piece was quite cheap.
--- Bob Birch
When I was an innocent lad.
But I'd much rather sleep
With one of her sheep,
'Cause they're free and don't smell quite so baaad.
--- Bob Birch
Just like that old gal, Mother Hubbard.
She stooped and she bent
And inside her I went,
With a willie 'twas not even rubbered.
--- Jon Gearhart
As I ravaged her vaginally.
My cock struck G-one;
Come started to run,
And dribbled down legs past her knee!
--- Jon Gearhart
Sat right down upon her nice duff; it
Looked so good that my slider
Popped deep inside her,
Proceeding to thoroughly stuff it.
--- Jon Gearhart
And watched as I started to hum,
Upon Carol's sweet
And sticky pink meat.
His thumb on his plum made him come.
--- Jon Gearhart
While watchin my tongue deep insert.
Then Mary Contrary
With pussy quite hairy,
Came in and fucked Jack till it hurt.
--- Jon Gearhart
Proceeded to pull out his dick
And tongued softly sweet
On Mary's sore meat.
He soothed her with every tongue flick.
--- Jon Gearhart
So good that I had to relate
Our lovely fuck feast.
'Twill soon be released
On tape for just ten ninety-eight! [$10.98]
--- Jon Gearhart
Some Afghan thing written a heck of
A long time ago,
And not, you should know,
A ripoff of some play by Chekhov.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And did, as girls do, nowt but talk.
Their perambulation
Thus lacked concentration.
They might be in Hayle or Dundalk.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And when they at last stopped their chatter,
Much ground had been crossed;
They find themselves lost,
As rain on the leaves starts to patter.
--- Tiddy Ogg
When, though they've not seen it before,
They now apprehend,
Around the next bend,
A castle, with wide-open door.
--- Tiddy Ogg
I'll kindle it thus: Once they're gaining
Relief from the drips,
Each one of them strips;
Their clothes 'round the fireside are draining.
--- Tiddy Ogg
They set out to see where they're placed.
So take their bare fannies
To search nooks and crannies,
'Till all of the old joint is cased.
--- Tiddy Ogg
They find when their searching is done,
No porridge, no chairs,
No three grizzly bears;
Each room's bare as them, except one...
--- Tiddy Ogg
Is perched on the lintel. The three
Form a pyramid, hoist
One babe to the joist,
Insert into lock; door swings free.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Old legend like this rancid story,
On bed spread with chintz,
Lies sleeping, a prince,
Erect in his priapic glory.
--- Tiddy Ogg
So ere I resume my naration,
The background I've missed
Of these tarts, who've been kissed
And more, by the men of their nation.
--- Tiddy Ogg
The youngest in age, while old Moldipox,
The eldest, prefers
Goats, donkeys and curs,
While virginal mid-sis in Holyhocks.
--- Tiddy Ogg
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