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The ZEITGEIST of 60's and rock, Slick Willy, a ZELIG supreme, He came near rear end of a heifer, Spouse Hymie would to Sarah come, A restaurant diner, a bum, Black and white winning means ZERO-SUM, ZEROTH rating might not remain true, Harry Truman was thought to be screwy, The young bride rated as ZEROTH lover, A ZEUGMA, when done in perfection, Alpaca or mohair ZIBELINE My sister and I were a quibblin'; I once wore a ZIBELINE suit, Young Chris much have looked very cute, ZIBELINE suits are no way to go It's snuggly and keeps you quite warm; The walking dead described as Zombie My ZOOMORPHIC shape, I will tell ZOOMORPHIC were icons of old, He got to her brain; 'twas endorphic; ZOOMORPHIC? I'm just at a loss O, heroes, avaunt and beware I think it would average guy miff, The plant-like animal, ZOOPHYTE, (Ready when you are, Mr deMille)
Observing the graceful ZOOPHYTE There are kids, at parent's insistence, With ZUGZWANG one has to face ZUGZWANG, you're all locked in, not free, ZUGZWANG gives losing decision voice, A ZUGZWANG, as everyone knows, With Webster I really am miffed But we are still even you know. I think in the end I will lose, But sneer? Oh no, that would be dumb; Your offer of hot chips and ged, But leftover ged should be fed Here's wine, will you please fill our cups? Food helps me so much when I'm thinking, Though Doc's CHIROGRAPHY is rank, If they ever write my biography, Mau Mau might be DITTOGRAPHY, DITTOGRAPHY is the condition This strange term, my interest is piquing Letter deletion, HAPLOGRAPHY, (diss-ect not di-ssect)
Symbolic stand-in, LOGOGRAPH, LOGOGRAPH symbols save time, No boxer was > Thomas But with the bell's next ringing clash, Ma` once kept, I am told The gaggle of geese in her [ LOGOGRAPHS save printing spacce, I'm taking a computer class ORTHOGRAPHY, the study of spelling; ORTHOGRAPHY seems, if you will, Learning good spelling, ORTHOGRAPHY, Standard spelling, ORTHOGRAPHY, ORTHOGRAPHY's needed no doubt, Philography's better than sex PLETHYSMOGRAPH, guage automatic PSEUDEPIGRAPHA, scrolls in caves, PSEUDEPIGRAPHA, biblical stuff, My Jack Armstrong decoder ring Lemon juice STEGANOGRAPHY To read it one must have a candle; A MANIA for the zings of EROS EROTOMANIA, frankly, my dear,
The era of pot and Woodstock;
Rank flower power:
Avoidance of shower,
The grubbiest lifestyle ad hoc.
--- Chris Papa
Could bite his lip and make it seem
That he really cared
And all your pain shared,
While eyeing new chicky to cream.
--- Chris Papa
Who let loose a blast, not a ZEPHYR.
The smell dissipated
But the lad was fated
To live life much wiser, but deafer.
--- Chris Papa
To play game she thought ZERO-SUM.
For as she had reckoned,
He came in second,
Just leaving her there cold and numb.
--- Chris Papa
Possessed in his purse, zero-sum.
Sans cash for his dish,
As wash was his wish;
The outcome? He's still no income.
--- Gary Hallock
The game in which some heroes hum.
The problem, of course,
In matters of force,
while Rome does burn, fiddling Nero's numb.
--- Daniel Ford
If young man knew just what he should do.
Wham-bam as you can
Is not always best plan,
To loosen a tightened up screw.
--- Elois
With his chances ZEROTH against Dewey.
The mustachioed crime basher
Should defeat haberdasher,
But predictions turned out to be hooey.
--- Elois
As frigid as one might discover.
But urgent groom tried
To get warm inside
From frostbite, he'll never recover.
--- Chris Papa
Requires a bit of reflection
To understand what
Its author has got,
In form of cerebral connection.
--- Chris Papa
Or even camel hair velveteen,
They leave me a twitchin'
From all of that itchin';
I'd trammel that stuff to smithereens.
--- Daniel Ford
She envied my outfit of ZIBELINE.
"Such nice things I lack, uh
So I think alpaca
My bags and just leave," said my siblin',
--- Gary Hallock
Cut in the style one called "zoot".
A nice girl I courted
Till her father snorted,
"Get out!" as he gave me the boot.
--- Chris Papa
Decked out in his new zoot suit.
Bod covered in ZIBELINE,
Hair slicked with vaseline,
The picture of fashionable youth.
--- Norm Brust
Up here in land of ice and snow.
In icy breezes
To keep you from "freezes",
One wraps up in down, don't you know.
--- Barb
Neck, chest, and fanny; each arm.
A hood with a ruff
Will be just enough
To keep you from Old Winter's harm!
--- Barb
Might just be clerks at Abercrombie
& Fitch, though I know
They always go slow,
And not to seem busy as some be.
--- Daniel Ford
When young, might be seen as gazelle.
But now that I've aged,
The animal caged
I see is the hippo from Hell.
--- Chris Papa
There was a fat cat made of gold,
Some snake with a smile,
Crying crocidile,
And sometimes a bull's phallus bold.
--- Chris Papa
No hint he was heteromorphic.
She wound up in his bed,
Where she learned, to her dread,
His love making style -- ZOOMORPHIC.
--- Frank
To say if I am. That's because
The speed of a steed
Is just what I need.
But I'm more than a sloth than a hoss.
--- Gary Hallock
Of Medusa's grim petrified glare;
Through intercourse orphic,
Her hair ZOOMORPHIC,
Turns dishes like him to stoneware.
--- Chris Papa
When, of slinky gal he got a whiff,
And likely as not,
When feeling hot,
Found that his whole body was stiff.
--- Chris Papa
Does hold to the bottom quite tight.
For its life sessile,
Like other Cecil,
Depends on matching bottoms to site.
--- Daniel Ford
With waving motion and colors bright.
They're achored to stones
And they have no bones,
And are even bereft of sight.
--- Norm Brust
Who lead ZOOPHYTIC existence.
These "babies" never wed
Or leave their birth bed,
Anchored with sponge-like persistence.
--- Chris Papa
Position in the human race,
Somewhat circumscribed;
Can best be described
As "between a rock and a hard place.
--- Chris Papa
A rotten position to be.
Like hard place and rock,
Situation ad hoc,
Seems Scylla-Charybdis to me.
--- Chris Papa
With but little reason to rejoice.
Strategy defied,
With no place to hide,
Presenting dilemma, Hobson's choice.
--- Daniel Ford
Is a bummer however it goes.
You can't run and hide,
But you must decide
Between options -- once sucks and one blows.
--- Eric Seaberg
But it was a generous gift.
I use it a lot
But it hasn't got
All the answers I want. I've been stiffed!
--- Kiss Karen
Respect for you, it does grow.
That "tallywacker's"
Twisted my knackers.
It's making me feel very slow.
--- Archie
But for now I'll just tighten the screws
Of my thinking hat,
'Til I fall on my prat,
And pumpern to hear your peeyoos
--- Kiss Karen
This is file kwl
Don't let your nards get all numb.
A tallywacker's
Probably kept near your knackers,
And makes all the women go hummm...
--- Kiss Karen
Could lead to us both being fed.
With wine just for two,
It might be that you
Could possibly take me to bed!
--- Archie
To this next, who has a nice head.
He is called a sealgh
And can live on whelk,
And uses Scots rocks as a bed.
--- Archie
A viognier, enjoy a few sups.
The water's ker-plonk
Recalls I brought conch
And fresh tautog to give the wet pups.
--- Archie
But then I may find myself sinking
Into the small death
'Tween this and that breath,
And all of the fish leaves me stinking
--- Kiss
A hieroglyph on Rx blank,
It brings derision.
He keeps cheery vision,
And whistles his way to the bank.
--- Chris Papa
I hope they will use good CHIROGRAPHY,
Listing every good deed
So that it's a good "read",
With praise for my female topography!
--- Barb
But Swahili's good as can be;
A Bantu-like tongue
Spoken well among
East African tribes near the sea.
--- Larry
Where one who would make exposition
By page or by lip,
They then by sly slip,
Get caught in mistake's repetitition.
--- Chris Papa
And for some examples I'm seking,
But I can not tel
When there's one. What the hel?
I'm slow, HAPLOGRAPHICLY speaking.
--- Gary Hallock
Happens less in lexicography
Than in speech direct,
Where words like dissect
Are altered in strange phonography.
--- Daniel Ford
Like musical notes on a staff,
May cover all parts,
As do lines in charts,
Though some think them snakes in the graph.
--- Daniel Ford
Unless as rebus they're sublime.
For them, like Chinese
Ideograms please,
I comprehend less than from mime.
--- Daniel Ford
(A very good friend of my momma's)
@ the start of the round,
He'd get up and #
And each night he'd take on all ,s
--- Bill
He'd nip off (he said for a flash),
Worn out and weary, he'd
Fight for a .
But thereafter, off he would -
--- Bill
A { of geese, whose eggs she sold
For their price it was noted,
Many $ were "ed
But they were 24 ^ gold
--- Bill
No doubt made considerable racket
Each time that they laid
An egg golden grade,
Helping the collector to track it.
--- Daniel Ford
Computers have joined in the race,
And added "sign bliss",
With figures like this,
The omnipresent, blythe : )
--- Chris Papa
And it does more than the time pass!
It's fun for me
And I can see
LOGOGRAPHS might be a blast!
--- Maggie
Histography, of the past it is telling.
Pick scholar's pursuit,
But if you like loot,
Pornography is the best selling.
--- Norm Brust
Most useful to have as a skill,
To write and make sense,
And not cross the fence,
Ot illiterate overkill.
--- Anon
Is difficult in geography;
What my tongue calls right
In another's sight,
Becomes malignant typography.
--- Daniel Ford
As precise as cartography,
Sometimes is bludgeon
Used by a curmudgeon
To raise his plethysmography.
--- Daniel Ford
If you'd get a smart e-mail out.
Without your spell-check,
Thoughts can be a wreck;
Signs of an illiterate lout.
--- Chris Papa
For some guys, for reasons complex.
But to my good taste
It just seems a waste,
Unless it involves signing checks.
--- Chris Papa
Shows if big head swelling or static.
But it also can show
The regions below
And detect influence Viagratic.
--- Chris Papa
Hidden far above Dead Sea waves,
Had little to do
With Biblical stew
And much more with wine barrel's staves.
--- Daniel Ford
Was lacking attribution, enough;
Interesting but
Couldn't "make cut";
Had to swallow rejection slip, tough.
--- Chris Papa
Solved messages, the very thing;
STANOGRAPHY tool
Used in grammar school,
To sense of deep mystery bring.
--- Chris Papa
Makes invisible ink, you see;
Dip your pen in it,
Write on white a bit,
When it's dry, no note will there be.
--- Larry
Flame below paper must handle.
Words appear above,
"Battle" or "Love",
Which then can be hidden is sandal.
--- Larry
May lead to story which one harrows,
As suffers Clinton,
Lewinsky's hintin',
Outrageous fortune's slings and arrows.
--- Daniel Ford
Is just a big pain in the rear;
It often explains,
Why some guys with brains
Think with the wrong organ, I fear.
--- Chris Papa
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