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Here's the story of Little Bo Peep, Find someone else? Why you creep! Now as for Little Bo-Peep, Unmarried, she called herself Ms. They say that the act is felonious, Where is Little Boy Blue this fine morn? Sharon, a rebel black sheep, Said Little Bo Peep, "Oh just look The trouble with Little Bo Peep Now Cambria's famous for sheep; That Mary had one wooly sheep, Boy Blue looked a Little Bo Peep, The brothers of Little Bo Peep I have to agree with you; sheep A girl known as Little Bo Peep Bo Peep sits alone and forlorn Bo Beep had fallen asleep When asked why the sheep was appealing, Once a girl named Cinderella Cinderella slipped off to the dance, A young lady called Cinderella, When the Prince, who was terribly smit, There was Cinderella, that whore, Black ash from the hearth she would pluck, The tale, from an old wisdom, steers, Fireplace cleaning made CINDERELLA He'd not even wait for her tear Cinderella was Queen of the Ball, Said the prince, "Cinderella, it's plain Cinderella tried on the glass slipper If this tale that you tell is a lie, You're looking for Cinderella? Oh dear! Princies secret is out! Cinderella, decidedly glum, Once upon, says the fable, a time... Now wasn't that first verse pure crap? He's sick of those well-to-do bints; As he wanders down by the mill stream, But although she would much like to play, ...For this beauty, for she is his prize. But this one, young Cindy's a virgin, (Rhyming virgin with urgin's a bore, Though his true love our Princey has found, Now infested with crabs and with lice, His habits you may think immoral, I'm the pillar of highest society; Doesn't he talk utter tosh, So his faithful old butler he calls, At the hop he soon spies Cindy's sisters. All that tripe about rats, mice, and pumpkins, True, she fled at the end of the dance, I can hear you say "Ogg's round the twist. So our princey's lost interest in tits, So accompanied by several coppers, I hope that this excess verbosity, If you think that I've run to excess, The prince now is getting so randy, Of Cindy at first I did write, The teeth fit. The prince is quite smitten. Right, dear, it's not ladies they needs. Cinderella is feeling quite chipper -- While reading of Prince Charming's munch, "Oh Prince, you're so charming and dapper!" Cinderella (so called 'cause she's sootiful), "So you say Cinderella's your name," The foot fetish prince was quite chipper; Cinderella's protective buffoon
Whose ineffable actions with sheep
(She fondled and necked 'em
And tickled their rectum)
Causes flesh on most Christians to creep.
--- Armand E Singer 95
After me dressing up as Bo Peep!!!
How was I to know
Your passion won't grow
Unless I dressed up as a sheep!
--- Karen a
At last she has found all her sheep.
From too many to choose,
She kicked out the ewes,
But the rams she decided to keep!
--- Rick Limer T9711
Till somebody gave her the Bs;
Now Mrs. BoPeep
Has three little sheep
And knows where the came from: they're Hs.
--- Armand E Singer 641
But let us not be sanctimonious.
When you put it to sheep,
As did Mr. Bo Peep,
They let out a bleat quite ewephonious.
--- Ogni Gioia
In the haystack as sure as you're born.
But he isn't asleep,
He's with Little Bo Peep.
And just look where he's putting his horn!
--- Isaac Asimov
Escaped from Little Bo Peep.
"I'm not going back,
That flock I can't hack,
And Bo Peep is a nag and a creep."
--- Nancy Henry-Kline P9306
At all those fat fish in the brook.
The water looks deepish
But I'll not be sheepish --
I'll catch them -- by hook or by crook."
--- Mary Danby - 2nd Armada
Is she's far too expensive to keep.
And she tends to go off
The idea of a boff,
When you've just had your way with her sheep.
--- Anon
A damn shame that they get to keep
The company of you,
Who knows not what to do
With them or with Little Bo Peep.
--- Tiddy Ogg
She kept in her bed when she'd sleep.
Found out it's a ram,
Now she has a lamb,
And has changed her name to Bo-Peep!
--- Anon
With a face like the back of a jeep.
He didn't stay blue,
for the lad always knew
He'd have better success with the sheep.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Would run o'er the mountains and leap
On the back of a cow,
For a bovine-type plow.
(The reason? Hill trotters shun sheep.)
--- Anon
Are convenient creatures to keep
And could well bring you luck,
For you might get to fuck
That delectable Little Bo Peep.
--- Anon
Has rented a few of her sheep
To some men on the range,
Who like sex to be strange,
And think hookers charge prices too steep.
--- Cap'n Bean
As her sheep wander off through the corn.
She couldn't get through
To little Boy Blue,
'Cause that kid just blows his own horn!
--- Anon
All because she was counting sheep.
She woke up wonderin'
Where they went wanderin'?
Where the hell did those suckers creep?
--- Anon
She answered their query by kneeling
Down next to her lamb.
"It's because he's a ram
And well hung!" said Bo Peep with feeling.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Got laid by every other fella.
"Cinderella! Do chores!"
"Cinderella! Drop drawers!"
That's why the Grimm tale's a best sella'!
--- Anon
Where she dropped off a slipper, by chance.
She was followed and wed,
Then rushed off to bed,
Where Prince Charming got into her pants.
--- G0051
By her step-kin was not treated wella.
Fairy Godmother's coming,
Set Cindy's life humming,
And she got the prince for her fella!
--- Lois Walker
Tried the slipper on Cinders and it
Fitted so snugly,
It gave the two ugly
Old sisters the worse kind of fit.
--- Joyce Johnson
At the ball, found a prince to adore.
She he showed her the shoe,
She yelled, "Princeman, Fuck you!"
Which he did there and then on the floor!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But Prince with her beauty was struck.
With footware of glass,
The test she would pass,
CINDERELLA, I'd call "Lady Luck!"
--- Chris Papa
Contrary to what else one hears.
It seems to insist,
Like an optimist,
"You can make silk purse from sow's ears."
--- Chris Papa
Filthy like mushroom Portabella;
A smell to the prince
Which caused him to wince;
That prince was not a nice fella.
--- Daniel Ford
To wash the black soot from skin clear;
He was heard to curse,
"The hell with silk purse;
Just get your black ash out o' here!"
--- Daniel Ford
And she started a real royal brawl,
When at midnight's last stroke,
The magic spell broke;
There she stood wearing nothing at all!
--- John Miller 0113
That our dancing is rather a strain."
Said Cindy, "Me flippers
Are clad in glass slippers,
And me bunions are causing me pain."
--- Mary Danby Armada 1
And the Prince panted, "Golly, it fit her!"
He'd a thing about feet,
But what wasn't so sweet,
Was he found hers smelled just like a kipper!
--- Val Burnes P0509
I will throw down my crown and I'll cry.
I'm the Prince (it is true!)
Words I mince (not with you!)
I'm a guy, that's a girl, that's a guy...
--- Anon
If I see her, I'll probably tell her.
But although it's a blow
To tell you, I know...
That slipper belongs to a fella.
--- Ticketyboo
Who's spreading those rumors about
His slippers and frocks
And his sparkly socks?
It's that ugly step sister, no doubt!
--- Spud
This is file knm
Gave a start as her sisters yelled, "Come;
See our pics of the Ball,
They're all up on the wall.
We said, 'One day our prints will come.'"!
--- Val Burns P0509
What a start! Such word-mangling's a crime.
Three billygoats gruff
This prince thought too rough,
And their offer of sex he declined.
--- Tiddy Ogg
You surely must think me a sap.
But to get to the point,
Yon prince wants to anoint
His dong in some peasant girl's lap.
--- Tiddy Ogg
They complain about goo on the chintz.
So with palette and brush,
He goes out in the bush,
As the artist - once known as Prince.
--- Tiddy Ogg
There's a dolly, all peaches and cream,
Whom he quickly approaches,
And the subject he broaches,
Of her modelling nude, on the green.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Her father soon calls her away;
Being older and wiser,
And a bit of a miser,
He reckons the painter won't pay...
--- Tiddy Ogg
He's two others, and often supplies
Them to fellows 'round town,
For five bucks they'll lie down,
And willingly open their thighs.
--- Tiddy Ogg
For whom many peckers would burgeon.
So he keeps her price high,
And though many blokes try,
That pimp won't give in to their urgin'.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Many people have done it before,
But apart from encouragin'
And sturgeon and purgin'
The choices one has are so poor.)
--- Tiddy Ogg
There is plenty more crumpet around.
So he has a fine spree,
In the next day or three,
As he fucks himself into the ground.
--- Tiddy Ogg
His adventure he rates pretty nice.
By a quack he's inspected,
And soon disinfected...
But of Cindy he still wants a slice.
--- Tiddy Ogg
He sure doesn't practice withdrawal,
His red headed dwarf is
In many an orifice,
But his main predilection is oral.
--- Tiddy Ogg
I act with the greatest propriety;,
And at church, in the pews,
Where other folk snooze,
I'm alert, yes, a model of piety.
--- Tiddy Ogg
He thinks that because he talks posh,
We'll think he's real slick,
But he's just a dumb prick,
All that stuff there a hog wouldn't wash.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And says "Serf, prepare the grand hall.
All the totty invite,
And from them I just might,
A chick fit to hold royal balls."
--- Tiddy Ogg
"Christ, they're foul. I'd rather have blisters!"
Then Cindy he spies,
Feels a throb 'twixt his thighs,
And in only five minutes he's kissed 'er.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Put about by your old country bumpkins,
As an early squash ad,
Which failed and so sad-
Ly their produce they all had to dumpkins.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And he hadn't got into her pants,
But there on the floor,
By the still swinging door,
Some dentures the prince found by chance.
--- Tiddy Ogg
He's obviously quite lost the gist."
But I've done my researches
In castles and churches,
And found what the others all missed.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And the other erogenous bits,
As he hunts north and south,
In a search for the mouth,
That the cheap plastic denture set fits.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Distributing candy gob-stoppers,
He tramps his domain,
Slowly turning insane,
Examining every tart's choppers.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Will serve to increase curiosity,
As to the denouement,
But between you and me-ment,
I really could not give a tossity.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And remorsefulness I should express,
Well I say this: Hard cheese!
I can't you all please.
But now to the climax I'll press.
--- Tiddy Ogg
That his legs are going all bandy,
From the weight of his dong,
As he hobbles along,
But at last he does meet fair Miss Candy.
--- Tiddy Ogg
But don't you go getting uptight.
You can just blame a typo,
And it's all very hypo-
Thetical which one is right.
--- Tiddy Ogg
"Take them out again now, my sweet kitten.
We'll go home to bed,
Then when you give me head,
There's no chance of me getting bitten."
--- Tiddy Ogg
A female who'll taunt 'em and tease.
Just simper and coo,
Or maybe just Moo!
They're really quite easy to please!
--- Tiddy Ogg
After coming, the Prince likes to flip her
Up onto his chest,
So his lips, tightly pressed,
Can be felchingly slopping her dripper.
--- Hugh Clary
My knickers got all in a bunch --
Feeling just a bit green
At the thought of that scene,
I came this close to losing my lunch.
--- Scott C
Said slipperless Cindy. "My flapper
Is now all a-quiver
Since you slurped that river
That flowed from my dripper to crapper.
--- Travis Brasell
To her stepmother always was dutiful.
She goes to the ball,
Let's her glass slipper fall,
Now a sole-kissing prince thinks she's beautiful.
--- Anon
Said the constable. "Have you no shame?
It's twelve twenty-two;
You've four mice and one shoe,
And a pumpkin in tow. What's your game?"
--- Mary Danby - 2nd Armada
He'd found a tart fitting his slipper.
He kissed toes, then knees,
Then northward, yelled "Jeez!
This smells like a three-week-old kipper."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Gave Cindy a magic tampoon.
"But don't party too late
On your romantic date,
For it turns to a pumpkin at noon."
--- Jim Weaver Collection A
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