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The pols purr for PERQUISITE poke PERQUISITES, also known as perks, With witty display of deft words, Grandma was born to great wealth, Though they have the best of intention, Insightful people PERSPICACIOUS PERSPICACIOUS you'd better be, (acute discernment)
Do doubt that you're PERSPICACIOUS, (acute discernment)
While in Army from year to year, The monk whose cave was less spacious, Annoyingly tight, PERTINACIOUS, This transgender stuff switching role The changing opinion PERVIOUS His girl friend he thought welcome sight, A PESTILENCE, vile and contageous, It makes most uncommon good sense There's no avoiding PESTILENCE, In the medical field, it's true, Noxious germlins, PESTILENTIAL Seeming mischief, PESTILENTIAL, In a man's world a woman may stick PETER PRINCIPLE is the firm rule, What a joy! We learn that PETRICHOR There are some folks that are around, PETTIFOGGER, ignominious sort, PETTIFOGGER, like shyster, it sounds; Continued PHANTASMAGORIA (tardigrade chorea - nervous tic in slow motion)
Dream image, PHANTASMAGORIA, TV ads employ PHANTASMAGORIA Most recently we had to see They're over, and that is a boon, PHANTASMAGORICAL nightmare -- Sorry if they just cause fright, Our Government, PHANTASMAGORY, The wife gave her hubby much static PHILADELPHIA LAWYER, cats paw, Presidents, animals, singers and champs, Collectors of stamps vary greatly; Some Clinton behaviors specific With bragging, her ears he did beat. The opinionated PHILODOX When wed to a male PHILODOX, There was a young lass, Goldilocks, PHILOGYNY, men practice with keenness, A fondness for women, PHILOGYNY, Some PHILOPROGENITIVE folk, Friend Dave is also PHLEGNATIC, Her PHOEBUS, a fellow named Fred. The linguistic law mosaic To learn in the manner PHONETIC, Phylogenous men have such fun My advice for that gal is, "Hon, The source of growth and change is PHYSIS, Viagra helps erectile PHYSIS. In growing bone, the epiphysis Sinful, blameworthy, PIACULAR, Heard from Dame who's oracular, Spicy, biting, piquant, PICANTE, PICANTE is spicy and hot, PICARESQUE you would take if you dare. Of rascals and rogues are PICARESQUE The PICARESQUE novel "Tom Jones" Cyrano, poet with the long nose, Our President's actions jejune, (NOW - National Organization of Women)
"Don't Sweat the Small Stuff" is a book (Thou shalt not perspire the minute feces - McW)
They rob you of life's daily joy,
From interns and other such folk.
Or else they hold sway,
Demand sexy play
With Cuban cigars they don't smoke.
--- Chris Papa
Highly beloved by today's young Turks,
Very few will confess
That the IRS
Doesn't tax them. What a buch of jerks!
--- Norm Brust
Public school grads by the herds,
At time of the Raj
Used PERSIFLAGE,
To communicate between nerds.
--- Chris Papa
But lost it during bouts of ill health.
She still, to this day,
Has PERSNICKETY ways.
Therefore, lives alone by herself.
--- Sheryl
PERSNICKETY folks, I might mention,
Are those of the kind
With a very closed mind,
And a bad case of anal retention.
--- Chris Papa
Know not to be too ostentatious.
For they know that way
Would lead them to pray
For healing of eye violaceous.
--- Daniel Ford
Unless I write PERSPICUOUSLY,
Don't have to be dense,
To make little sense,
Of words I perceive of as "see".
--- Chris Papa
Clear in matters disputatious,
So PERSPICUOUS,
Now conspicuous
In word consumption rapacious.
--- Daniel Ford
Few PERSPICUOUS things did I hear
From NCO's bad,
Whose squawking just had
A numbing effect on the ear.
--- Chris Papa
Was nonetheless host very gracious,
Except when he fasted,
Then guests were blasted;
Though their need to eat, PERTINACIOUS.
--- Chris Papa
Like epoxy glue resinaceous,
The amorous guest
Who won't give a rest,
Is strutting rooster gallinaceous.
--- Daniel Ford
Confused what's really the goal,
And mixed up I'd be,
It's easy to see,
And not know each part from the whole.
--- Chris Papa
Finds fundamentalists furious.
For their solid view
Is that nothing new
Should change what they believed previous.
--- Daniel Ford
Though PERVIOUS most every night.
She sure was a drag
When she wore the rag,
And ready 'bout most things to fight.
--- Chris Papa
Was Fred, when in one of his rages.
But he wasn't as grue-
Some as Florida Flu
Which cuts down both sinners and sages.
--- Eva Amata
To try and avoid PESTILENCE,
In form of disease
Or even, you please,
Some person with whom you'd dispense.
--- Chris Papa
Not even with a barbed wire fence,
For invading germs
Fear no simple berms,
And enter with ambivalence.
--- Daniel Ford
There's more you might catch, than the flu.
One must be aware
Of what is out there,
Or PESTILENCE just might find you!
--- Maggie
Arrived in rain most torrential,
But in yellow rain
No apparent pain;
The damage was evidential.
--- Daniel Ford
Need not have dire potential,
But seeing snow yellow,
Suspect wayward fellow,
Not some Buddhist reverential.
--- Daniel Ford
Her nose in and "PP" learn quick.
Note: From how he eyes you,
What level he'll rise to,
If he's an unprincipled prick.
--- Gary Hallock
Learned quick in the corporate school,
Which show that one might
Despite being bright,
Perform at the top like a fool.
--- Chris Papa
Describes sweet, summer rain visitor
That prompts kids to dance,
Run 'round in a trance,
And hope Mom won't mind mud pinafor.
--- Daniel Ford
Who keep their ear close to the ground.
But I have a hunch
The PETRICHOR bunch
Keep nose nearer yet, like a hound.
--- Chris Papa
Won't argue before Supreme Court.
Won't score a big coup,
Nor make book of who's who,
Altogether a rather poor sport.
--- Marilyn
The legal profession abounds
With remora-types
Who'll use vocal pipes
To spew horse-manure in mounds.
--- Chris Papa
In cinematic emporia
Are clearly designed
Without me in mind,
Inducing tardigrade chorea.
--- Darryl
Dissolves to youthful euphoria.
When nightmarish clown
Becomes a ball gown
At gala Waldorf-Astoria.
--- Daniel Ford
And cute models named Jeanne and Gloria.
The aim of this fluff
Is to sell you stuff
At Wal-mart and other emporia.
--- Norm Brust
PHANTASMAGORIA "free."
Interminable ads,
The goods and the bads,
Election campaign on TV.
--- Chris Papa
Thanks to the November "High Noon".
But they will return
Our assets to burn
In four years, which is much too soon!
--- Chris Papa
Dreams whose intent is not to scare,
But they do beseech,
The lessons they teach,
Are things that you should be aware.
--- Darryl
Those dreams that you have every night.
As movies deluxe
Get big office bucks,
And does audiences delight.
--- Darryl
This is file jyl
Both parties battered and gory.
While "Fourth Estate" news,
Just can't seem to choose,
The fables from just the real story.
--- Chris Papa
And banished him up to the attic,
Where he works his palm,
So neither is calm,
And converse in mean manner PHATIC.
--- Chris Papa
Vied with L.A. attorney at law.
Panel's hearts they both wrung
But the jury stayed hung.
So you might say the game was a draw.
--- Elois
PHILATELY subjects on postage stamps;
Their backside we lick
When we want to stick
Them on letters to Aunt Em and Gramps.
--- Elois
Just ask Phil, who met a whore stately.
PHILATELY went
As Phil overspent,
So Phil's not at PHILATELY lately.
--- Chris Papa
Inspre a right wing PHILIPPIC,
But sing history's tune
And they they're just picayune
And can't measure up as horrific.
--- J'Carlin
She smiled, her demeanor most sweet.
"I do receive pay
For boredom each day.
I get my reward 'neath the sheet."
--- Elois
Oft has overrated pillow talks
With the bumbling hacks
That she so attracts,
Because she has had her fill o'docs.
--- Daniel Ford
She muttered while washing his socks,
"His opinion, I think,
Like his dirty socks, stink.
But his assets are solid as rocks."
--- Elois
Who was an extreme PHILODOX;
Thus, in manner rude,
Consumed the bears food,
And cleaned out their meagre oat stocks.
--- Chris Papa
Unlike misogynist meanness.
'Tis better to stroke 'em.
Than abuse and poke 'em,
And lose place where you can park penis.
--- Chris Papa
May lead one to have many progeny.
Unless one takes care
To make the right mare,
Or has gilding gelding pathogeny.
--- Daniel Ford
Eschew matrimonial yoke.
They don't have a care,
Since you'll pay their share,
While in public welfare they soak.
--- Chris Papa
Making love in a manner dramatic.
He gives all he's got
With the usual upshot,
He never does get any static.
--- Chris Papa
As common a guy, so they said.
She knew otherwise,
'Cause her sun would rise,
'Twixt sheets of their oft sweaty bed.
--- Chris Papa
Is tiled in manners archaic,
Which have no relation
To pronunciation;
Let's leave this matter prosaic.
--- Daniel Ford
The symbols one sees are tonetic,
Pronounced by the clan,
Each lady and man,
Like Mosaic laws, chipped stonetic.
--- Chris Papa
'Cause they won't settle for one!
They play the field
And if one should yield,
She's caught in the net that he's spun.
--- Barb
Turn around quickly and run!
If he gets the one thing,
Then the blues you will sing;
In your oven's where you'll find the bun!"
--- Barb
Without which we'd be in a crisis.
For conditions static
Mean decay erratic
And constant need for help from Isis.
--- Daniel Ford
The result for some gals, real nice is.
But Cialis lasts longer;
The results are stronger;
And ultimate pleasure then trice is.
--- Chris Papa
Shows us just how important this is.
If that point's PHYSIS
Suffers some lysis,
The growing bone normal length misses.
--- Daniel Ford
Is rotten in the vernacular;
For when sin gets hold,
I've often been told,
It's like octopus tentacular.
--- Daniel Ford
Use costume less spectacular,
Some wisdome is found,
Where wine poured around,
In obligation PIACULAR.
--- Chris Papa
Such food's faster than andante.
No pedestrian
More equestrian,
Spirited inferno of Dante.
--- Daniel Ford
Used in beans, and what have you got?
It's chili for you,
And sure to run through
And singe then, a most nether spot.
--- Chris
Life is risky and not without care.
But we all must take chances
With ventures, romances,
Or we never would get anywhere.
--- Cyn
Stories and tales often picturesque,
With many details
Of birds and their tails
Oft blending in a light humoresque.
--- Daniel Ford
Lets us know all the girls Tom bones.
This soft-core porn
Proves ladies high-born
Are the ones with the loudest moans.
--- Norm Brust
Was subject of PICARESQUE prose.
Lady friends, got 'em,
At top and bottom
By using both "horns", I suppose.
--- Chris Papa
Considered at times, PICAYUNE,
Treats women as toys,
O.K. for the boys,
Has NOW people singing weird tune.
--- Chris
And everyone should have a look.
For then they might see
Just how it might be
That PICAYUNE ways are a rook.
--- Maggie
If nagging they have to employ.
Just let it all go;
No need to cause woe;
Be happy, don't worry! Enjoy!
--- Maggie
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