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What Anna Nicole couldn't do, The big table in season of PASCH She'll leave no stone unturned (honor of Ann Pasch, retired geologist, Univ of Alaska)
God's grace celebrate at Passover, (adonai - Hebrew for Lord)
His collection of erotic art, Stylistic imitation, PASTICHE, Real men never eat quiche, PATERFAMILIAS is the role I play The PATERFAMILIAS we've learned We long for PATERFAMILIAS, PATERFAMILIAS seem a bit passe Test tube for foreplay's just chatter. Regarding the rhyme you just sent: So sometimes there's much hell to pay. To forge identities new That's why, in the telephone book, Ben-Gurion, Ben-Yitzhak, Ben-Tal, If a guy has a name like Ben-Ben, Such showy adornments are fine, Today's pampered youth's free to choose Make love not war, is my command. It would be great future in store, To Judeo-Christians out there, Today's news is of PECCANT priest, PECKSNIFFIAN describes the notion Law says one musn't PECULATE, Caught indulging in PECULATION There's hardly a group that's more scary Professor, in love's throes quite frantic, Our VP was downright PEDANTIC, Our Congress has released, PELL-MELL, Poor Peter, with PENCHANT for pinching How would Peter the Pincher respond "From this sad revelation," thought she, PEPPIER, the dispenser of pepper, Grinding like a rite of the church, If I could have my own way, If, PER CONTRA, the female is drab, He declared that he'd take her to bed. The climbers clung close by the edge, Poor nun in a pregnant condition, The cobbler fell into Hell's hole; If someone sets out on a ramble, There once was a virgin PERENNIAL Our indigent are very clever. In minds of rhymesters PERFIDIOUS, Faithless, treachery PERFIDIOUS, PERFIDIOUS Willy atone, PERGOLAS of beauty, they say, The latticework arbor, PERGOLA, Beauty mythological PERI, Watch out, young man, for the svelte PERI; I once encountered a beauteous PERI. Her hair like the silk of the corn. Closest to sun, PERIHELION, For Pluto, 248 years, PERIHELION, is orbital spot, Itinerant, PERIPATETIC, Blowfish it is not apt to be, Injurious people PERNICIOUS Considering the roots of PERPEND, I have a limerick-writing friend Now listen young fellow, PERPEND, When limerick writing I PERPEND, The beautiful girl would PERPEND, A young maid who just wouldn't PERPEND, As his feelings for Rhonda grew fonder,
For that poor old gent ere he blew,
Was get all his dough
For respectable show.
She's but a round-heeled PARVENU.
--- Chris Papa
Helps families their troubles to mask.
When old Uncle Joe
Does act like a schmoe,
With the help of some stuff from his flask.
--- Daniel Ford
Until it's history she's learned.
Leaps tall hills with a bound!
Cries "Aha!" when she's found
A fossil that's not to be spurned.
--- Barb
With matzo and filled sole of Dover;
Adonai blessing,
Tradition dressing,
Anticipating coming clover.
--- Daniel Ford
A PASTICHE of pleasure at start,
But he gave it all up,
Once he had shtup
From wife who loved sex a la carte.
--- Chris Papa
Still needs creativity unleash.
So even the best
May take a small rest,
To relax and enjoy some hashish.
--- Daniel Ford
And they never use words like PASTICHE.
If you want to look tough,
Stay away from this stuff
And stick to expletives like 'jeesh'.
--- Norm Brust
At family gatherings, both sad and gay.
It's not 'cause I'm smart;
I'm just an old fart
Who gets stuck when there are bills to pay.
--- Norm Brust
In charge of those with bottoms "burned",
When house rules they break,
While for their safe sake,
Toils and gives all that he's earned.
--- Chris Papa
Even if he's somewhat bilious,
'Cause TV nowadays
Quite often portrays
That one as merely a silly ass.
--- Daniel Ford
In the light of our present day.
Single or wed;
Same sex or same bed.
A test tube can sub for foreplay!
--- Barb
The darn thing is likely to shatter.
But sooner or later
A sturdy vibrator
Will settle the delicate matter.
--- Chris Papa
Here's a quip I hope is sentient.
Sometimes you guys
Get girls who ain't wise.
You "come" and love ain't what you meant!
--- Barb
She finds there's a babe on the way.
If paterfamilia's not result,
Add injury to insult;
It will be she who will pay!
--- Barb
Israelis of every hue
Got rid of surnames
(Old identity frames)
And put PATRONYMICS on view.
--- Esther
When for a new name you look,
The Bens you will find
Go on 'til you're blind.
Like Smith, that American hook.
--- Esther
Ben-Avraham, Ben-Ariel, Ben-gal,
There is just no end
To ways you can bend
Ben-, for a name that won't pall.
--- Esther
What happens in naming game, when
He too, has a lad,
Is label then had,
As Ben-Ben-Ben, really then?
--- Chris Papa
But I think they're quite PAVONINE,
And needed by some,
Who'd rather not bum
Around with a group such as mine.
--- Chris Papa
And sport some weird spikey hairdos.
They send up our scene,
Tipped red, blue, and green,
With pelage of PAVONINE hues.
--- Chris Papa
I really want to understand
Why men never learn,
And women just yearn,
And Peace keeps extending it's hand!
--- Maggie
If we could make love and not war.
But mankind's intent,
On destruction bent,
Till our kind will be here no more.
--- Chris Papa
May this coming weekend be fair,
To celebrate Hope,
And help us all cope,
While sweet "Peace on Earth", we all share.
--- Chris Papa
Who with a young lad, played the beast.
With his vows all mocked,
He should be defrocked,
And spend some good jail time, at least.
--- Chris Papa
That pharisees go through the motion,
But don't understand
The full meaning grand
Of commandments from beyond Goshen.
--- Anon
Or in a dark prison you'd percolate.
This PECuliar word,
As I've read and heard,
Has origins that are quite sPECulate.
--- Chris Papa
A co-worker caused speculation.
What will the judge say?
She's now on her way -
Sot start her short incarceration.
--- Chris Papa
Than the commonpols PECUNIARY.
For your votes they will lie;
For friends cut the pie.
And of crumbs for the voters, there's nary.
--- J'Carlin
Thought that he might write rhymes romantic;
Sent limericks instead,
His sullen lass said,
"Your pitiful poems are PEDANTIC!"
--- Chris Papa
Which made his spin doctors quite frantic.
Till a long public kiss
Made the pundits say this
Shows potential for future tricks antic.
--- Daniel Ford
The story of misdeeds, quite fell.
Morality tale,
Which may lead to jail,
Or to political hell.
--- Chris Papa
The bottoms of ladies, while inching
Real close for a squeeze;
Result if you please,
A slap in the face he'll be cinching.
--- Chris Papa
If dames from Baths and Beyond,
Sidling up with no flinch,
Give his peter a pinch
And bruise his own magic wand.
--- Esther
This is file jzl
"My life PENTIMENTO will be;
With marriage asunder,
It will be seen under
The glaze of rejection for me.
--- Elois
Is a tall, wooden thingamabob schlepper,
Who'll ask unctuously,
If he might be free,
To treat you like a handless leper.
--- Chris Papa
With dark powdery stuff to besmirch,
Chef's presentation,
With abomination;
You'd rather then leave in a lurch.
--- Chris Papa
I'd exile the swarthy PEPPIER,
Replacing instead
With a guy who brings bread,
I guess that he's called the PANNIER.
--- Chris Papa
Than an Adonis mayhap have some flab!
So sometimes a mating
Might become so grating
When there's no gusto to grab.
--- Barb
"PER CONTRA, my dear lad," she said.
"The choice, clearly is mine,
And if I decline,
You'll have to go elsewhere, instead!"
--- Chris Papa
Of the mountain, with no bets to hedge.
"You wanna go up?
Or down? Just say Yup..."
"Per contra, let's move cross the ledge."
--- Bob Dvorak
Caused by untimely submission
To a bishop's call,
One night in dark hall,
The path to the lady's PERDITION.
--- Chris Papa
Redemption the clergyman's goal,
Was spared sad PERDITION
With this strong petition
"God bless shoe" and thus saved his sole.
--- Gary Hallock
That's really much more than a gambol,
A long walk's in store;
He'll warm-up for sure,
A PEREGRINATION pre-amble.
--- Gary Hallock
Whose integrity hymenial
Was maintained throughout
Dreary life without,
Though it vanished ere centennial
--- Daniel Ford
On their agenda, work never.
Complaints PERENNIAL
About work, any'll
Make sure from dole they'll never sever.
--- Chris Papa
A word's meaning ain't fastidious.
For you'll think of one
Then they'll make a pun
In hopes you'll laugh at the hidious.
--- Daniel Ford
Willy's tangled web insidious,
Grew from sex function
Without compunction,
A history most invidious.
--- Daniel Ford
You may provide "service" alone,
But alibi slips
Where young woman's lips
Give help, while you're holding a phone.
--- Chris Papa
Which aren't seen much every day,
May be cool and jivey
Until poison ivy
Wends into the showy display.
--- Chris Papa
Shaped like an overturned gondola,
Is cover with flowers
And over us towers,
As we walk in shadows angula.
--- Daniel Ford
May leave a man in morn quite bleary.
And aspiring peers
May realize fears
That temptress seduces the weary.
--- Daniel Ford
She'll stroke you there and call you Dearie.
But after knot's tied,
It's then woe betide.
She's gone and you're stuck with brats dreary.
--- Chris Papa
At first I thought this somewhat eerie.
But after spending the night
With this Persian delight,
My mood changed from leery to cheery.
--- Norm Brust
The PERI men's arms would adorn.
Blonde hair became grey.
Men started to stray
To those who were much later born.
--- Elois
Point where planet does a wheely on;
From here on, let's say
It's moving away,
Red shifting just like a chameleon.
--- Daniel Ford
Is all it takes till it nears
The warmth of PERIHELION,
But still a chameleon,
Can't stop without freezing its ears.
--- Sue
To get to, one travels a lot.
It's closest to sun,
So in the long run,
It gets to be pretty damned hot.
--- Chris Papa
Walking about apologetic.
No place to call home,
Does everywhere roam,
Seeking bottles of anesthetic.
--- Daniel Ford
Meting discomfort to you and to me.
Ankles swell and ooze
Over sides of shoes.
Culprit: PERNICIOUS M S G. (monosodium glutamate)
--- Elois-
Aren't necessarily so vicious,
But may have their effects
With far-reaching affects
Of malicious minds surreptitious.
--- Daniel Ford
It's not an action meant to offend,
But an intelligent
Way to tell a gent
What he proposes you'd forfend.
--- Daniel Ford
Who is not the type to PERPEND.
He dashes off a verse,
For better or worse,
And then, without thought, hits "send".
--- Norm Brust
If too much lewd slut time you spend,
In these days of youth,
You'll grow up uncouth,
And need V.D. clinics to mend.
--- Chris Papa
If muse will inspiration send.
To sense she'll not,
Means coffee hot.
Need help me my illusions end.
--- Elois
On whether her free night to spend,
With her pup, dear Bowser,
Or the well-hung rouser,
Who would stimulate her in the end.
--- Chris Papa
And tell swollen swain where to end,
They made love too much,
Got pregnant a touch,
With wedding for all to attend.
--- Chris Papa
A proposal he began to ponder.
With his thoughts thus wending,
Through endless PERPENDING,
Rhonda, on her Honda, did wander.
--- Norm Brust
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