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I don't want to be in the middle, A cow who chews on his quid'll, I speak German and a little Italian, In exchange of languages least, There once was a CONGRUENT pair, With suave wit and great savoir-faire, Most men with a PIED-A-TERRE Delilahs of great beauty rare, PILGARLIC it does seem to me, PILGARLIC, bald-headed dork, PILIFEROUS refers to hair, A strange word is PILIFEROUS The hairy one is PILIFEROUS, When like a hair, it is PILIFORM; The PILOSE bald head, if you stare, PILOSE, covered with hair vellus, The game: appealing to PILOSE, The man who will give himself pats, She teased men with a lottery win check. PING PONG is a bouncing ball game, PING PONG in a level flat plain, So YO-YO and PING PONG are trademarks; Hermit Dave had trouble with penetration; A PINTO pony named Paint The cowpoke loved his PINTO pal, Spicy flavors and events piquant A lady quite zaftig and PIQUANT I think I told you just last week PISSOIR, it must be believed, PISSOIR, sidewalk relief for men, As a nurse, I know it is true; For granted, some thing seem to be. The menace, gunman PISTOLERO, An old PISTOLERO I knew PISTOLEROS are a little passe The meagre wage is a PITTANCE, PLACATE a spouse, fuming and smoking, Pit plaintive percussives PLANGENT PLANISPHERE, home planitarium, Two-dimensional PLANISPHERE When your sex life begins to PLATEAU, Sadly she stood on windy plateau That high flat plain was a PLATEAU Now El Gato owns the chateau Performers may sometimes get rich PLEONASM, don't mind it a bit, Superflous words, PLEONASM, From new dermatology text, My girlfriend's a cross-country biker. An architect who came from Warwick The symbol for lead is Pb, Chemical symbol for lead; Pb, You're right about Betz cells, some dead, My biology teacher, Miss Cheneys, His POCKET VETO's not too cool I'm more than just pococurante (pococurante - indifferent, nonchalant)
I hail from small town, USA. PODUNK is the name of my town, A flop as a local broadcaster, Writing limericks, he deemed himself master; POETASTER, the new badge of pride, Just want you all to know, To some it may come as surprise, Seurat, the painter POINTILLISTIC, When diplomats exchange POLEMIC The lack of tact, so IMPOLITIC, Oh forester, listen to this,
So I will not ponder or PIDDLE.
I'll just have my say
Then I'll go away;
To me, life is really a riddle!
--- Maggie
Fill field with cow flop and PIDDLE.
Then this fruited plain
Releases methane,
Solving the "warming Earth" riddle.
--- Chris Papa
And for French, I once earned a medalion.
But I don't speak PIDGIN,
Not even a smidgin;
It's a tongue I won't bother to dally in.
--- Norm Brust
Dumb pidgin is hardly a feast.
But better, by yard,
Than gestures so hard,
Though the quick commerce ain't greased.
--- Chris Papa
That shared board and rent in post lair.
Which brought spate of grouses,
From respective spouses,
Who frowned on such pied-a-terre.
--- Chris Papa
He lured her to his PIED-A-TERRE;
But found to his chagrin,
When they partied therein,
His former mistress was still there.
--- J'Carlin
Use it as a sexual lair,
Where they do tricks
With office chicks,
And sometimes with the au pair.
--- Norm Brust
Won't line up to stroke what's not there,
Unless they are wowed,
With what he's endowed,
In genital locale, elsewhere.
--- Chris Papa
Means a word that beins with a "B",
Then you see "A",
Next an "L" they say,
Finally a crowning "D".
--- Darryl Plunkie
Without political pull's torque,
Must be less furtive,
Become assertive
Ayn Rand Fountainhead hero Rourke.
--- Daniel Ford
Pilferous, take notice and care,
Is like what Time does,
In taking our fuzz,
Until it is no longer there.
--- Chris Papa
Rictal bristle ambiguous.
Not on gherkin
But with merkin
Correct word is ulotrichous.
--- Nancy
Growing strands quite splendiferous,
But problems arise,
For unclean hair pies
Are a felt mat most odiferous.
--- Daniel Ford
Tiny, finger-like is villiform,
As seen lining gut
Or tongue surface, but
The thinnest, thread-like filliform.
--- Daniel Ford
Shows some vestigial hair.
It's not quite a mop,
That covers the top,
And some guys just feel it's not fair.
--- Chris Papa
As face and bald heads tell us,
Is not always joy,
For pimples of boy
And bald pate oft potions sell us.
--- Daniel Ford
Hinges on ones who would try those
And the insistence,
Market persistence
Of hucksters with heads adipose.
--- Daniel Ford
About things in well furnished flats,
To impress some dame,
Plays the PINCHBECK game,
Displaying his K-Mart ersatz.
--- Chris Papa
A wide golden chain seem to clinch neck.
Those lured to her loins
Were soon asked for coins,
For her charm, like her jewelry, was PINCHBECK.
--- J'Carlin
Describing dilemma's horned frame,
Or some mugwump's ghost,
Who sits on a post,
Can not commit, can not take aim.
--- Daniel Ford
YO-YO just moves up-down again.
Like Ying-Yang of space,
Return to their place;
To watch them will drive you insane.
--- Chris Papa
I thought them generic game larks.
Each repeat sound mates
The alternate states,
Alliterates to aural harks.
--- Chris Papa
Rigor Mortis the cause of his frustration.
He looked for things PINGUID,
Or at the very least liquid,
As he was rapidly approaching deflation.
--- Norm Brust
Worked all day without complaint.
When the old horse died,
His owner, teary-eyed,
Proclaimed him an equine saint.
--- Norm Brust
Though not like the love of a gal.
For sexual pleasure
The one he would treasure
Was his saddle buddy, gay Al.
--- Chris Papa
May follow the jeroboam decant,
As inhibitions
Yield to positions
Where beautiful minds seek the secant.
--- Daniel Ford
Would go and every week flaunt
Her wares on display
In provocative way,
And make the men who were meek, daunt.
--- Chris Papa
I loved those French words, so to speak.
But now I can see,
They're not all for me.
PISSOIR...It may havoc wreak!
--- Maggie
Is word that is not to be grieved.
When all's said and done,
When there's a need for one,
You'll find it, and then be relieved.
--- Chris Papa
Provides no aid for women when
They have urgent need,
With due haste or speed,
To find a squat spot for a hen.
--- Daniel Ford
Something we humans must do.
A quick starting stream
Can feel like a dream,
If nature is beckoning you!
--- Maggie
Till old age starts reminding thee,
That functions can fail,
You might leave a trail,
If PISSOIR is not easy to see.
--- Maggie
Was at heart a gay caballero,
Who preferred slim Lily
To juggernaut Willy
And attended to pistil narrow.
--- Daniel Ford
This is file jxl
Had robbed service stations, a few.
But time came to pass
That he ran out of gas;
Now his sledge crushes stones with road crew.
--- Chris Papa
In the light of our modern day.
Now it's some damned CEO
Who flees with the dough;
Conscience never gets in the way.
--- Barb
Inadequate for life's remittance.
And I'd be impressed
If not soon redressed,
The sum will result in a quittance.
--- Daniel Ford
Avoid any further flames stoking.
Then you'll have a balll
Recalling that all
Respond to a little nice stroking.
--- Chris Papa
From Porter, who was a grand gent
Of era Flapper,
Against a rapper
Set social scenes simply frangent.
--- Daniel Ford
Like in microscopic aquarium,
I have lonely pet,
Through maze, place your bet,
On run of a lowly planarium.
--- Chris Papa
Is one of the best ways we have here
To see our celestial
Entities bestial,
Imagined by ancestors dear.
--- Daniel Ford
And it's either "too fast" or "too slow",
Be happy it's there,
With someone to share,
The rhythm of Life's to and fro.
--- Chris Papa
With one hand holding pretty chapeau.
With tear in eye,
She waved goodbye
As he set to sea in his bateau.
--- Ken
She leaped escaping El Gato,
Who had been lover
Till she discovered
The wench dancing from his gateau. (fancy cake)
--- Daniel Ford
Situated on high plateau,
While lover below
Is dined on by crow,
Precipitous act made morceau. (short literary piece)
--- Daniel Ford
But most of them just have an itch
To get on the stage,
To sing, dance, or rage,
Where PLAUSIVE pay-off is the niche.
--- Chris Papa
As long as it's served with some wit.
I just had a thought
That just might be bought:
Oxymoron's its sure opposite.
--- Chris Papa
Are result of a loquacious spasm.
The language answer
To a precancer,
Now often termed a NEOPLASM.
--- Daniel Ford
"PLICA Polonica" exed:
Lack of hygiene, plain,
Caused hard tangled skein.
This non-P.C. name sorely vexed.
--- Chris Papa
Her bottom contains a large PLICA.
But I pay no attention
To this ugly extension,
Which shows you just how much I like 'er.
--- Win
Hated the old style called Doric.
A column form Corinth
On its matching PLINTH
Would make him absolutely euphoric.
--- Norm Brust
And now should be clearer to thee,
How that came around,
The answer is found,
In the lesson I sent for free.
--- Chris Papa
Is derived from Plumbum, you see.
Not tramp of Isle Plum
Or other Plum bum,
But Latin's lead, toxic to thee.
--- Daniel Ford
And loss of near memory, dread,
But PLUMBUM, dear friend,
Word Latin, I send,
It shows erudition, instead.
--- Chris Papa
She taught us, in reference to weenies,
Although it sounds whacked,
It's grammatical fact,
That the plural for penis is penes.
--- Cap'n Bean
With his spouse, who favored the rule;
His price for transgression,
'Stead of loving session,
Cold bed, practice of "pocket pool."
--- Chris Papa
Over these whimsical games we play,
With such little schooling,
You think it mere fooling,
But I'll be a great genius one day!
--- Ken
They call it PODUNK here today,
But I call it home,
There near the sea foam,
Not far from the mountains to play.
--- Daniel Ford
Where coyotes and rattlers abound.
There's road runners too,
Who're faster than you.
At night you will hear nature sound.
--- Maggie
In rhyme he's first class poetaster;
But he made a killing;
Though this may be chilling,
As town's number one epitaphster.
--- Elois
In fact, he was a mere POETASTER.
His scansion unsure,
His rhyming, impure,
Results: unmitigated disaster.
--- Norm Brust
For limericists, all true and tried.
There, within five lines,
Verse sparkles and shines,
With smart rhymes along for the ride.
--- Chris Papa
Even if my reply is a bit slow,
POETASTER I am
With poetick "spam,"
Leaving trail of limericks to show!
--- Barb
With work of POINTILLISTIC guys.
The nearer you get,
It is a sure bet
That spots you'll see there 'fore your eyes.
--- Chris Papa
One morning became quite ballistic.
When he got out of bed,
He could not find his red,
So he used his girlfriend's glossy lipstick.
--- Norm Brust
In bellicose manner systemic,
The fevers of war
Involves more and more,
Spreading psychoses epidemic.
--- Daniel Ford
For polite folks, does make us all sick.
In a pol's pucker,
See a blood sucker,
Of the sort we just might call a tick.
--- Daniel Ford
This warning please do not dismiss,
To POLLARD a tree,
It would seem to me,
Is the sylvan form of a "bris".
--- Chris Papa
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