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Sprightly Sally sauteed a sardine. Sallys sister, alliterative Alice, SALTATION ain't what I desire. SALTATION I hardly ever show; He saw in SALUBRIOUS Sal Though nobody else understands Svelte leaness, SALUBRIOUS sign, The SAMIZDAT, pest to regime, Underground publishing, SAMIZDAT, A cool customer displays SANG-FROID A young man wil talent SANG-FROID, If that young man maintains his habit, French politicians give me a pain. We'll see how much SANGFROID remains, The SANGUINE don't know how to cry, The SANGUINE are ruddy and jolly; SANSCULOTTE, that radical class, A SANSCULOTTE slob, oft unwashed, Said an angry SANSCULOTTE, I just got back from a matinee. (Author of Life With Father)
SARDOODLEDOM, don't care to visit. Plays formulaic, SARDOODLEDOM, Sartorial splendor comes high. When I was a kid, we'd no dough; When into a tailor's I strolled, In tailored fine clothes SARTORIAL, Tailored elegance SARTORIAL No matter your rank or your class, Impertinent back talk is SASS, A satchel, suitcase or valise; In his quest for sex SATIETY, Norm achieves SATIETY SATURNIAN time is age when This week I beat my rival Bernie In Those golden ages SATURNIAN, A dorm that had coeds so fine, Sam slept with his SATURNINE Sue; A horny lecher is the SATYR, He thought, "I would like to date her, That Sabine abductor, the dude, In hot skillet of garlic SAUTE Friend Dennis, will catch fish, SAUTE The evangelist, blessings would dole The SCAPEGOATS we always attack, The brunt of the blame falls on SCAPEGOAT, If smallpox we'd wish to prevent, SCHADENFREUDE, envy's bad name, SCHADENFREUDE is the wicked delight; SCHADENFREUDE, German for "gloat", SCHADENFREUDE, in which we take joy At base of cliffs covered with SCHIST, Although it may come as a blow, There's nothing but pity to feel Haven't we all met one or two? When SCHMALTZing Matilda is played, The other SCHMALTZ, that we don't eat, Whether fond sentiment to a wife, A SCHMENDRICK in search of a wife We've had schlemiel and schlemazel. Now this! A yenta will quickly enthuse, I'm assigned to a job I'd not choose; While networking requires one to SCHMOOZE Oh, why so many words for "jerk", When he's ofered a job, he'll decline, A SCHNORRER will stay cool and calm, A SCHNORRER would never preclude
Hence, resulting insulting cuisine.
But her beau didn't care,
For thin panties she'd wear,
As his SALTANT, sweet somersault queen.
--- Elois
Fondled friend Fred's fearsome phallus.
So smell of sardine,
Made macho marine
Purr a portal of pleasure palace.
--- Chris Papa
As with trouble, my life might mire.
Such quick movement brisk
Might carry the risk
Of going from pan into fire.
--- Chris Papa
The last time it happened, you know,
Was when at forge work,
Some young playful jerk
Dropped an anvil on top of my toe.
--- Chris Papa
A beautiful beddable gal;
In him and his health,
She simply saw wealth;
He gets what he wants -- and she shall.
--- Nick
The thrill that I get from his hands.
These four understand
Bartholin's and
The lesser vestibular glands.
--- Nicola
To be thin is next to divine.
Or that's how it seems
To those with broad beams,
And big pots, just like yours and mine.
--- Chris Papa
Is likely to curdle its cream,
Inviting the noose
With printed word use,
Subversive to utmost extreme.
--- Chris Papa
Offers gadflies a chance at potshot;
When raising questions
Upsets digestions,
Some accepted, some is not.
--- Daniel Ford
In the face of adversity's maw.
Before he gets bit,
He halts the visit,
So his SANG-FROID won't suffer a thaw.
--- Daniel Ford
Was having affair, ooh-la-la.
Mad husband espied,
The cool youth replied,
"I'll go before coming, Ta, ta!"
--- Chris Papa
Pursuing urges like a rabbit,
He'll need a strong heart
And steel nether part,
For mad husband may come to grab it.
--- Daniel Ford
But boycot the language? That's insane!
I'll lose my SANGFROID
When some dumb bourgeois
Starts shouting "Remember the Maine!"
--- Norm Brust
After U.S. troops go to pains
Detailing French aid,
For which Saddam paid,
Exposing French ill-gotten gains.
--- Chris Papa
So the woes of their lives pass them by.
A psychology session
Reveals much repression;
Do they smirk at the world as they die?
--- Eva Amata
They grin at the world and its folly.
They laugh at the fates
(Which at times irritates)
And never say "Jeez" or "By Golly"!
--- Eva Amata
Stout liberals of fire and brass,
Who are quick to bare
Their butts to the air,
And moon, just as soon as harass.
--- Chris Papa
On onions and leeks daily noshed;
All smelly, unkempt,
From soap quite exempt.
"That 'frog' word is fitting," he joshed.
--- Chris Papa
"King Louis' reign is shot.
It isn't pleasant
Being a peasant.
It's time to split up the pot."
--- Norm Brust
It was supposed to be an good play.
SARDOODLEDOM I got;
Theater, this is not.
Let's all go back to Clarence Day.
--- Norm Brust
The viewing is torture, exquisite.
A play of great thought,
With real action naught.
I think it's a play, or is it?
--- Chris Papa
Leave plenty of time to doodle some.
Attention they lose;
Investors recuse.
So playwrights won't into OODLE$ come.
--- Daniel Ford
I'm cheap, so I don't even try.
For literal "beans",
I'll wear out my jeans
And in shabby old clothes, get by.
--- Chris Papa
My clothing was quite poor, just so.
The outlook SARTORIAL
Was quite arboreal,
As from trees I'd swing to and fro.
--- Chris Papa
'You dress to the left', I was told.
I later egressed,
Impeccably pressed
On every SARTORIAL fold.
--- Nick
Covering defects coporeal,
We go on spending
And not doubt ending
Our trek from ancestors arboreal.
--- Daniel Ford
Is not province professorial.
But those few who do
Will tatters eschew,
When posing for school pictorial.
--- Daniel Ford
The action not given a pass,
Comes from children flip,
Who yearn for "fat lip",
When treating their parents to SASS
--- Chris Papa
Not limited to teens on grass;
In Saskatchewan
Will SASS get you one
Of Mothers's sharp swats on the ass.
--- Daniel Ford
A cozy box lined all in fleece,
For the average boffin,
A cheap pine box coffin,
Is all you need when you decease.
--- Eric Seaberg
Norm neared great impropriety,
As village girls scattered,
But to him what mattered
Was his wish for sweet variety.
--- Chris Papa
Without meanacing society.
When he clears the decks,
It's for food, not sex;
A choice driven by age, not piety.
--- Norm Brust
Dirty old guys, now and then,
Think fondly of love,
But when push comes to shove,
Can but wish they were much younger men.
--- Chris Papa
This is file jol
The local pool room tourney in
A game of eight-ball.
I'm now standing tall
And the future looks SATURNIAN.
--- Norm Brust
As told in old songs Hibernian,
Memorialize
The wishes of guys
Influenced by wines sauternian.
--- Daniel Ford
That guys, wanting dates, stood in line.
One girl's disposition
Would freeze all ambition.
The word was: forget Satyr Nine.
--- Bob Dvorak
Who, though she sure knew what to do,
Performed acts so slow,
That he didn't know
If she beat Hermit Dave in a screw.
--- Chris Papa
Who takes the Sabines now and later.
And when he's angling
Or merely dangling,
Needs the hands of a master baiter.
--- Daniel Ford
And ravish her, just like a SATYR."
Then played out his folly
With a plastic dolly,
Who's life-sized when you inflate her.
--- Chris Papa
Leching for action real lewd,
Took ladies and tore 'em,
Right there in the Forum;
I think he deserves to be booed!
--- Chris Papa
A fresh and tender fish filet,
With veg julienne,
And wine (you know when)
Will make yourself a lovely soiree.
--- Daniel Ford
Flavored in most unique way.
With capers and wine,
It just tastes divine
At end of a great Lake George day.
--- Chris Papa
To sinners -- conversion his goal.
Though he would deny it,
His tale, I don't buy it.
He just wants to SAVVY your soul.
--- Cyn
Because they can never fight back.
They bear all the blame
From hunts that inflame,
Or groups that seem to have the knack.
--- Chris Papa
So it's good if he wears a great coat
To dull slings and arrows
Whose bruises and harrows
Might drive him to flee in escape boat.
--- Daniel Ford
Vaccinia is heaven sent
To SCARIFY those,
Lest virus expose
Them to bioterror event.
--- Chris Papa
Diminishing another's fame,
Better not gloat,
Else misfortune's coat
May fit upon you, much the same.
--- Chris Papa
The secret wish that someone else might
Get caught in acts new
That you'd like to do;
If only you weren't so up tight.
--- Chris Papa
The joy that some would devote
To some guy whose sailing,
But now stuck with bailing,
As water floods into his boat.
--- Chris Papa
In the pains that some others annoy,
Must be carefully watched.
For the joy may be scotched,
If the pains should our own good destroy.
--- Daniel Ford
The talus is fanned with a twist.
To climb up such slate
Brings slippery fate,
Lest belay is tight in the fist.
--- Daniel Ford
To all, it's important to know,
A geologist
Knows granite from SCHIST,
But sometimes not 'ass from elbow'.
--- Chris Papa
For poor bugger known as SCHLEMIEL.
He gets stick's wrong end,
And misfortunes tend
To pile up, as Fortune's raw deal.
--- Chris Papa
A poor SCHLEMIEL, who just won't do.
He just seems so sad,
He's never a cad...
But you sure are glad he is not you!
--- Maggie
Australians recall that decade
When life was just brill,
Pre-Aids and post-pill,
And everyone always got laid.
--- Nick
Helps get you dear ladies in heat;
If guy will but throw in,
He'll then get to go in
Place that is sure hard to beat.
--- Chris Papa
Or something you spread with a knife,
The tribe members know,
That history will show
Pure SCHMALTZ is the essence of life!
--- Chris Papa
Encountered rejection and strife,
From JAPs was excluded (Jewish-American princess)
He took a path new, did
With shicksa, new queen of his life. (goy girl)
--- Chris Papa
Here's SCHMENDRICK to complete the edifice
Of Jewish jerks.
That's the whole works!
Can we now this subject please dismiss?
--- Norm Brust
Whenever there's a chance to SCHMOOZE.
It is her obsession,
Dirt-dealing profession,
Where only the subjects might lose.
--- Chris Papa
It amounts to: I just have to SCHMOOZE.
I talk to a guest
And ask what they liked best,
While on their trip. How can I lose?
--- Barb
With company you just might not choose,
It's best to stay light,
Avoid words that bite,
At least until the end of the cruise.
--- Daniel Ford
When most any of them would work.
We've yet to get "schmuck,"
And with any luck,
That'll be the last one to lurk.
--- Chris Papa
While he displays his "work for food" sign.
The goal of a SCHNORRER
Is to leave you poorer,
His attitue's "what's yours, is mine!"
--- Observer
And never show sign of a qualm,
And he'll quote you scripture,
And smile as he rips your
Last dollar from your sweaty palm!
--- Observer
Your valuables except for food.
He'll take what you've got,
The beans and the pot;
He's out to get all you've accrued!
--- Observer
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