A person just might as well die, Though self-knowledge, I have a fund; A ROVER BOY's clean, brave and strong; The goading you feel from the ROWEL (no southeners please)
Rube Goldberg's contraptions most curious A soprano from Colorado Springs In days when maids round, were desireable, Think apostles and sandwiches hot, Her humor was awfully wry. Chin Lai was a siamese twin; Irreversible path, RUBICON, RUBICUND, reddened, dear friends, Reddish tendency, RUBICUND, In limerick, the RUBRIC is rhyme, Camille wore a white flower each day, Well now, you've done yourself proud, Internal decay deciduous An apple-cheeked youth, bright and ruddy, The roseate cheeks of the RUDDY RUMBUSTIOUS folks, I really think The rowdy and wild, RUMBUSTIOUS A stocky guy would RUMINATE, On things gustatory, I RUMINATE, A RUNNING DOG, subservient soul, While their government still runs big con, "Capitalist RUNNING DOG", A Chinese curse, When running dogs run in reverse A wonderful place RURITANIA, She dreamed of RURITANIAN life, Her prim bodice never was ripped; RUSSELL'S PARADOX makes suggestion RUSSELL'S PARADOX, logic defies; RUSSELL'S PARODOX is worth knowing,
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Her cheeks had a RUTILANT glow The reddish glow of lips RUTILANT For a long happy life, the Rx It's not just close kin who eschew The winter disorder call SAD, (Seasonal Affectuve Disorder)
People eschew Pacific Northwest, SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER
SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER A gritty and sandy SABULOUS Who put the sand in Vaseline? The twitching eye sequence of SACCADE Godiva's equestrian bod' In Roman Rites' rules SACERDOTAL, Of priestly doings SACERDOTAL When priests imbibe wine SACERDOTAL, Our bishop, to wax anecdotal, Priest liked best of work SACERDOTAL, That nice sacramental, sweet wine Dead voters, they knew how to snatch 'em; There once was a sour-faced SACHEM, Sacrilegious, a mild word to use, It's time to SAC RELIGIOUS leeches, A SACRELIGIOUS young Turk, The great things in life must be ranked, A SAGACIOUS savant named Sy, The employment office he'd face But finding he'd take up a bed, In fostering sex-life SALACIOUS, The youthful joys of one's SALAD DAYS, People are wont to confessing Durante's SALIENT feature Prodigious proboscis was seen A sickly young Devonshire fellow Not quite jaundiced but yellowed, SALLOW, Small mouth bass, a very fine dish.
As to give up cake, candy, and pie.
For if those you've shunned
Because you're ROTUND,
Your reason for living's a lie!
--- Observer
I think I was recently stunned,
When the mirror showed
How much I had growed,
Into a retiree ROTUND.
--- Chris Papa
Naive as the pure dove of song.
Until he meets "her,"
As male hormones stir,
Then he won't be naive for long.
--- Chris Papa
Of politicos disavowal,
Should spur you on, Son,
To elect some one
Who stretches not his every vowel.
--- Daniel Ford
Save labor through efforts laborious.
Which I think is why
He could be the guy
Who built my computer; I'm sure he is
--- Gary Hallock
I enjoy. in one of Wagner's Rings.
But her figure is RUBENESQUE,
Bordering on the grotesque,
So close my eyes when the fat lady sings.
--- Norm Brust
A form, RUBENESQUE was admirable.
Plump models today
Know surely that they
By Jenny Craig only are hireable.
--- Gary Hallock
Since he thought girls who packed quite a lot,
More lusty and sexier
Than those anorexier;
His niche in the language he got.
--- David Finely
Built beefy, jokes corny, so why
Not laugh at her? Jeezy!
Her lines were so cheesy,
A true RUBENNESQUE was Chin Lai.
--- Bob Dvorak
Her sister, Chin Lee was not thin.
This RUBENESQUE pair
Caused many to stare;
Jaws dropped wwhen they saw "double Chin."
--- Gary Hallock
Means we have cast the die cubic on,
Abandoned lost hope,
Fastened on new scope,
And are trying a new rubic on.
--- Daniel Ford
A discription of "Slick Willy" tends,
As color suggestions,
The hue of projections,
He shows us at both of his ends.
--- Chris Papa
May indicate one furicund, (one filled with fury)
But in life's paces
Such ruddy face is
Cynosure one's not moribund. (at death's door)
--- Daniel Ford
With scansion in ordered good time.
The result is great fun
For most very one,
And includes some salacious slime.
--- Chris Papa
Except when red was on display.
This RUBRIC told boys
To find other toys,
Till she disposed of internal decay.
--- Norm Brust
With good lit citation allowed.
But no need to say
"Internal decay",
Will displease the fem PC crowd!
--- Chris Papa
Is accurate and assiduous,
For discharge of lining,
Sets stage for refining
The still fertile ground residuous.
--- Daniel Ford
Neglected his schooling and sutey.
No work could he master;
Result a disaster.
He's now poor old fuddy-duddy.
--- Chris Papa
Displayed on the face McGillicuddy
Will often belie
The rosacea tie
Of Celtic generations muddy.
--- Daniel Ford
Had better watch out what they drink.
If rum it may be,
Or beer and "church key,"
Most folks don't like their boozy stink.
--- Chris Papa
Celebrants' behavior combustious,
Both damages cars
And their repute tars.
A judge may not think it "rambunctious."
--- Daniel Ford
About all the food that he ate.
"Those Calories grand
Are more than I planned.
The weight loss will just have to wait!"
--- Chris Papa
My interest in food to illuminate.
But thinking of worms
In dieting terms,
I marvel at all that a human ate.
--- Win
Will dig when told "Make a hole!".
And might even please,
By scratching at fleas,
As long as he's kept on the dole.
--- Chris Papa
Chinese people are chasing the yuan.
That old running dog
Now lives high on the hog,
With nary a thought of Taiwan.
--- Norm Brust
That could land you in Mao's prison or worse.
But now capitalists thrive
In the Chinese beehive,
And the dog is running in reverse.
--- Norm Brust
To put many coins in the purse,
The must be wary
Of prospect scary,
Of backing in the fan's perverse.
--- Daniel Ford
Where folks have ideas in their crania,
Of how life might be
Quite ideally,
For those with the same sort of mania.
--- Chris Papa
Full free of all tension and strife.
But her genes were such,
Without the royal touch,
So she became the fishmonger's wife.
--- Chris Papa
Between hairy legs she was gripped.
And yet she tingled,
As fish odors mingled,
When into their warm bed they slipped.
--- Chris Papa
Presenting logical congestion:
That what we define
As is, may be fine,
Which we know is begging the question.
--- Daniel Ford
Concept may not mean what it implies,
Thus, I therefore maintain
It could give you head pain,
Which could lead to an early demise.
--- Observer
Its use seems a neat way of showing,
That you just can't win,
With dumb reasonin',
Which gets you both coming and going.
--- Chris Papa
When he asked to see "What's below."
Her merkin espied,
"You hussy," he cried,
"I'll bet it's a win place to show."
--- Chris Papa
Signals joy of feelings jubilant.
As when titilation
Raises expectation
Of tantalizing trysts tutelant.
--- Daniel Ford
Is oodles of good and safe sex.
But close kin eschew;
They're no good for you,
'Cause they starve the gene pool index.
--- Chris Papa
Rx for safe sex for the two;
Liturgic hysterics
From silver-haired clerics:
No good family planning for you.
--- Elois
Leaves sufferers feeling so bad,
They'll hop on a plane,
Or take bus or train,
To where more of sun can be had.
--- Chris Papa
Where only the summer is best.
The rest of the year,
Dark, rainy and drear,
Puts many mere mortals to test.
--- Chris Papa
Afflicts many North of the border,
Who must escape grey
For a sunbelt stay,
Until sunny return is in order.
--- Daniel Ford
Is not always quite so fabulous.
Making love in sand
Is never so grand;
For meticulous, it's so crapulous.
--- Daniel Ford
A person undoubtedly mean.
Such SABULOUS sex
Will surely perplex
And hurt in a fashion obscene.
--- Chris Papa
May sometimes show a break in facade.
As face belies faults
In reading assaults;
Otherwise seduction we'd applaud.
--- Daniel Ford
Caused many a shocking SACCADE,
And eyeballs to bounce
As her hair would flounce,
And elevate many a piece-cod.
--- Chris Papa
Besides doings described devotal,
In "belly of beast",
That forbids a priest
To tarry in delights deemed scrotal.
--- Chris Papa
And rigid thoughts, often scrotal,
There are only few
That we can review,
Hoping to find some antidotal.
--- Daniel Ford
They lose sight of sins in their total!
Their morals get loose
Like grease through a goose,
Behaving in ways that are scrotal.
--- Barb
Is not well-behaved or teetotal --
What the bishop enjoys
Is whiskey and boys.
He says, "Bugger the damned SACERDOTAL!"
--- Eva Amata
The handling of the wine devotal.
Tastes would preempt, he,
Until cask was empty,
And padre devoid of sense total.
--- Chris Papa
Is to tipsy priest, a source divine,
Where he might splurge in
SACERDOTAL sin,
That leads to cirrhotic decline.
--- Chris Papa
How to collect names and then batch 'em,
So rotting old bones
From beneath the stones
Would help re-elect the SACHEM.
--- Norm Brust
Who had plans and worked hard to hatch 'em;
Absconded with fund
Which left most folks stunned,
So sherrif is now out to catch him.
--- Chris Papa
Among epithets that I would choose,
For desccribing the pap
That's passed off as "rap",
Wherein words and music both lose.
--- Chris Papa
For deeds ignominy beseeches.
Let them dwell
Forever in Hell,
Wearing mittens, peeling peaches.
--- Elois
Who thinks his wise mentor a jerk,
Ignores moral ways;
Decides that crime pays;
Will in Dante's Hell duly perc (olate).
--- Chris Papa
To have sex in place SACROSANCT,
But just to be fair,
It may not be rare,
How many young ladies were thanked?
--- Chris Papa
A highly intelligent guy,
Found that he could rate
In our welfare state,
And chose not to work to get by.
--- Chris Papa
And history of stars he would trace.
On nuclear fusion
He'd sow confusion;
So he, in asylum, they'd place.
--- Chris Papa
They got him apartment instead.
Though his style it cramps,
He lives off food stamps,
With ocassional trips to club Med.
--- Chris Papa
And doing some deed most ungracious,
Is part of the mold,
An arrogance bold,
From one who is venal, mendacious.
--- Chris Papa
The excesses of those ballad ways,
Are often described
As elders imbibed,
Working through some painful maladaise.
--- Daniel Ford
About SALAD DAYS, but I'm guessing
That Youth's kings and queens
Served up wilted greens,
Topped with plain vinegar dressing.
--- Chris Papa
That made him unique human creature,
Satisfactory
Work olfactory,
So even in the dark, he could reach her.
--- Chris Papa
By fate of some foolhardy gene.
As admired trait,
That led him to bait,
And lusty lass LADY MONDEGREEN.
--- Chris Papa
Thought that his manner, quite mellow,
Would land him a dame,
But none ever came,
For his mein was all sickly and SALLOW.
--- Wayne Moore Jr
Pale complexion in New York Hallow,
Could be the result
Of liver insult,
From eating too much fried in tallow.
--- Daniel Ford
Trout and salmon are also a wish.
To snag on my line,
A challenge divine,
Such SALTANT, sweet water, swift fish.
--- Chris Pap