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The guys didn't care a figlet The hairless parts of skin so GLABROUS Smoothly unhaired is skin GLABROUS, Hairless is skin that is GLABROUS, GLABROUS skin is quite small, for starts, GLASNOST, if you're going to rate The sunshine policies of GLASNOST, How jealous the GLAUCOUS gulls feel, The old gray gull seems to be GLAUCOUS, Floridians ten to mock us And when the GLOAMING's dark has fallen, Eventide darkens to GLOAMING In Glasgow, as it gets to GLOAMING, Those not in a destitute crotch, They'll soon have the Glaswegian roll, 'Tis the time of the year to serve GLOGG! There once was a bad Peeping Tom We hail the joys of tongue feats GLOSSAL, To Momma the young spouse went back; If I take too long in the shower, When the overwrought swain would GLOWER, Into the honeymoon bower The sudden stares of Susan's GLOWER GLUTINOUS describes matters gummy, Some gals have gluteus muscles Great capacity has the GLUTTON For sex, foolish man is a GLUTTON, There was a fat person named Dutton A GNATHONIC jester named Burke The lad and the lass they were moanin' Yes it's true that the masculine GNOMON GODWOTTERY graces our bowers, GODWOTTERY is just not my style -- It will be here from now until May, The riches of mines like GOLCONDA A GOLDBRICK some bosses can't tell The con artist who uses GOLDBRICK GOLDBRICKERS, there are some about; Bill, diddling with his intern staff, Excessively valued, GOLDEN CALF, The Capitalist Tree's sweetest fruit, Slick safety net, GOLDEN PARACHUTE, Logicians approach 'em with terror, The nonsequitor GOLDWYNISM GOLDWYNISM is a rare art form, Sam Goldwyn mangled his prose. If sick, to Bethesda you'd head, As young girl, she was GOODY TWO-SHOES, The tough knotty problem GORDIAN There are times when I can't start my Ford. His bride, an inestimable prize, After many unsuccessful tries, She was curvy blonde with blue eyes, As a girl she would GORMANDIZE, So dull and stupid are the GORMLESS; To be a rude Goth, oh such joy! I figure it is worth a fight GOTTERDAMMERUNG's twilight of the gods, Food quality, scene of GOURMET, Gertie could sure GORMANDIZE; I can see boys in Brooklyn bower, A Grecian inscribed with some Greek Talk of Parthenon GRAFFITI Confetti is ground GRAFFITI, GRAFFITI, in eye of beholder, No TV for me, Halloween,
For villiage maid, a Miss GIGLET.
There was nobody
For frolicsome she,
With the face and the form of a piglet.
--- Chris Papa
May appeal as sculpture affabrous. (well-made)
But such parts naked
Are more half-baked,
And appeal to leanings more scabrous.
--- Daniel Ford
Though how some men shave is barbarous,
Bowing and scraping,
Jabbing and japing,
Till we've skin scalded and scabrous.
--- Daniel Ford
Not concerned with that which is scabrous,
Like warty old toad
With code in da node,
Putting on airs for the glam'rous.
--- Daniel Ford
On palms and soles, if one charts,
Our lips, also there,
Are notably bare,
And tips of our most private parts.
--- Chris Papa
Is thing theoretically great.
In practice, however,
This worthwhile endeavor
Is subverted by every slick state.
--- Chris Papa
Intended to make secrets just toast,
Does still tend to gloss
The high-level dross,
Who'd hide people that feel the laws most.
--- Daniel Ford
All outraged by Nature's raw deal,
That they weren't lucky
Unlike those friends ducky,
To be issued feathers of teal.
--- Chris Papa
Arriving in flocks noisy, raucous,
Outside on the strand;
While I, head in hand,
Recover from throat streptococcus.
--- Daniel Ford
Because our complexions are GLAUCOUS.
But here in Noo Yawk
Just let them talk,
'Cause we don't have hurricanes to rock us.
--- Norm Brust
And all the doves have stopped their callin',
Then peace will settle
As dew on the petal,
And sleep will come where it was stallin'.
--- Daniel Ford
And birds of all kinds soon are homing
On central station,
For some libation
And serious preening and combing.
--- Daniel Ford
The thirsty will set off a-roaming,
To scour pubs of town,
So that they may down
Stouts and dark ales, warm and foaming.
--- Chris Papa
But high in prosperity's notch,
Can lay down the coin,
And with others, join
In quaffing of single-malt scotch.
--- Chris Papa
And stagger in manner quite droll.
While stoned to the hilt
In tartans and kilt,
They'll greatness of Scotland extol.
--- Chris Papa
But limit so as not to cause fog.
Don't drink and drive!
Have fun. Stay alive!
With that, please pass the egg nog!
--- Maggie
Who eyefuls of beauties would GLOM.
He almost got caught;
Today, though still sought,
He's far off in Dar Es Salaam.
--- Chris Papa
Not least of which is warbling throstle.
But the best by far
Is that gusto jar
Containing full measure of wassail.
--- Daniel Ford
He's withered 'neath spouse's attack.
She had a mien sour
Given to GLOWER,
And a frigid performance in sack.
--- Chris Papa
Wy wife is likely to GLOWER.
It doesn't help matters,
When I shout 'midst the spatters:
"I'll be out in about half an hour."
--- Norm Brust
Sweetie'd exhibit her power
To help things correct
And bring him erect,
Displaying what he might deflower.
--- Chris Papa
Came difficult issues of power.
They argued nonstop
Over who got on top,
And ended up GLOWER to GLOWER.
--- J'Carlin
Did cause her companion to cower
In the far corner,
Like Little Jack Horner,
With no hope of her plum to scour.
--- Daniel Ford
While gluttonous folks find food yummy,
To stuff in their faces,
Leaving no traces,
Except for a protruding tummy.
--- Chris Papa
With which they have daily tussles.
But the GLUTINOUS fat,
Which sticks where it's at,
Makes some of them seem to have bustles.
--- Barb
For wine and beer or legs of mutton,
And does not demand,
As does the gourmand,
The subtlety of E. F. Hutton.
--- Daniel Ford
And trousers will gladly unbutton,
And make a quick pass,
For each willing lass,
Like banks were to weak Willie Sutton.
--- Chris Papa
Who was a remarkable GLUTTON.
He ate in one meal,
Twelve boars and a creel
Of salmon and two cartloads of mutton!
--- Eva Amata
Asked, "Why should I clown for this jerk?"
His master found out,
And you shouldn't doubt
That Burke is now looking for work.
--- Chris Papa
On the sunny north bank of Loch Lomond.
As he rolled on his back
She cried out: Noon, alack!
Your navel's in shade of your GNOMON.
--- J'Carlin
Has uses more common in gloamin',
When all is in shade
And many a maid
will find place for it to be home in.
--- J'Carlin
And supposedly green thumb empowers.
It's for all to see
And luxuriously
Seems to just hide all the flowers.
--- Chris Papa
My greenery is all in a pile,
Somewhere in my yard!
There's not a greensward,
But snow and ice, deep as a mile!
--- Barb
This is file iwl
Maybe longer, to my dismay.
Unless "breakup comes faster
And barring disaster,
I've shoveled it out of my way.
--- Barb
Or the copper from Anaconda,
Are matched long term
By such a firm
With durable products like Honda.
--- Daniel Ford
From one who works quickly and well.
And, lacking perception
Are gulled for deception
And dupes in the game of the shell
--- Elois
Won't hesitate to sell his old schtick.
As supportive cane
For the church's gain,
Thus plotting downfall of bishopric.
--- Daniel Ford
These are people we can do without.
They're very unfair,
Just won't pull their share.
We'll send them to Congress, no doubt.
--- Chris Papa
Example of young GOLDEN CALF.
More zaftig by far,
And fun with cigar,
At least more than his better half.
--- Chris Papa
The oval office emboldened gaff.
That aging Willy
Acted so silly,
Because he could, with no olden staff.
--- Daniel Ford
Which sticks in the stockholder's snoot,
And rewards the guy
Who couldn't get by,
Is sweet deal GOLDEN PARACHUTE.
--- Chris Papa
Is a security substitute,
Responsible for
The gap we abhore
'Twixt those with and without bumbershoot.
--- Daniel Ford
See them as a fatal error.
Where others embrace
With grin on their face,
The likes of each new Yogi Berra.
--- Chris Papa
Oft derives from rare cynicism,
In which the absurd
Does make a rare bird
Distorting words like light from prism.
--- Daniel Ford
A flagrant departure from norm.
Where malaprops rain
From cross-wired brain,
With thoughts that are barely lukewarm.
--- Chris Papa
He was also prone to step on toes.
As he strove to insult,
The frequent result
Was a GOLDWYNISM whose humor still glows.
--- Norm Brust
A place to be healed and be fed.
In similar vein,
Name place that gives pain,
Our Congress, GOLGOTHA, instead!
--- Chris Papa
Until she learned other guiles to use.
Now curvy and soft,
She'd rented a loft
And makes money off easy virtues.
--- Chris Papa
Predates the era Edwardian.
As scholars do wonder
How Shakespeare plays thunder
If they're actually Oxfordian.
--- Daniel Ford
Its ignition is a sealed circuit board.
Any mechanic who's Ford-ian
And can fix this kluge GORDIAN,
Will earn a substantial reward.
--- Norm Brust
Particularly the part 'tween her thighs,
With talent that starred
At making him hard,
Surprise Snake she'd GORGONIZE.
--- Chris Papa
I can finally GORGONIZE
That other driver,
The parking lot striver
Who thinks my spot is his prize.
--- Norm Brust
Who most men might sure GORGONIZE,
And turn to pure bone,
Not quite mythic stone,
That organ that swelled to full rise.
--- Chris Papa
Eating lots of cakes and pies.
She ate so well,
She began to swell,
Especially 'round the butt and thighs.
--- Norm Brust
They see the world completely formless.
Their presence is bland
As old green peas canned;
Like life in a land that is stormless.
--- Daniel Ford
Appeals to the old inner boy.
Like wiping your nose
On your best Sunday clothes,
While looking for peace to destroy.
--- Chris Papa
For the last time, to set things aright!
It is rather grim
To think bad guys will win!
I want good guys to win, out of spite!
--- Barb
Now applies to governments at odds
With earthly order
Who shortly murder
All life but the lesser diplopods. (millipedes)
--- Daniel Ford
Food quantity, GOURMAND's in play;
He'll wolf it all down,
Then ask with a groan,
"Is that all there's to eat, today?"
--- Chris Papa
Had great girth and troubles likewise.
She married Fat Frank.
On this you can bank:
Their kids ain't the most petite size.
--- Chris Papa
Ready to bathe but a-cower
To lave there en mass,
'Cause boys will grab ass
Or penis in communal shower.
--- Chris Papa
The ruins where he took a leak;
Such signed and unsigned
GRAFFITI defined,
The language in which we now speak.
--- Nick
While munching grape leaves and ziti,
Seems enough to stop a
Young man drinking grappa
From any further entreaty.
--- Daniel Ford
In Italy they use Ziti,
In Greece they fry things,
Including dough rings,
But less pasta that fresh meati.
--- Reddog
It might be some limericks bolder.
We couldn't do worse,
That compose our verse,
In lines that will attract and smolder.
--- Chris Papa
There's GRAND GUIGNOL stuff on the screen.
Masked guys with chainsaws,
Wolf men with sharp claws,
And the longest fangs I've ever seen.
--- Chris Papa
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