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Closeted there in her GARDEROBE, Young man with GARGANTUAN grin A GARGANTUAN lady of night The largest living thing is a fungus. With GARGANTUAN tool stuck "out there," Give me wine, red meat, and Marmite; So she turned to her favorite trick Marmite, however it sounds, The grotesque, fantastic GARGOYLE The Notre Dame rainwater roils, Parsley, that GARNITURE green, Annoyed by chatterbox GARRULOUS? GARRULOUS is a foolish word. A GARRULOUS guy, what a PISK! Said GARRULOUS bride to the groom, The garden within cloister is GARTH, The fras would line up to get peek, If hubby may try to gaslight A food lover is GASTRONOME, To make someone gag and turn red. Left handed and clumsy since birth, Senorita was a quite willing bride, A young man too full of good brew, There are folks quite GAUCHE, I suppose, Most times when the GAUNTLET is thrown, Each AWAD is a GAUNTLET thrown, Long ago in an earlier day She asked for "a screw in her bed," An eager young GEARHEAD I knew, GEARHEADS I often do find Particulates increase GEGENSCHEIN GEGENSCHEIN, which in night sky lies, Old Robert Service wrote of GELID GELID? I am not at all, I don't get caught in the lurch; I hear when it isn't so cold, When Germans start acting quite queer, Le Roi Soleil, quite GENTEEL, The Sun King, Louis Quatorze, Is your future real bright and romancy?, From lines and patterns GEOMANCY GEOMANCY, the lay of the land, A GEORGIC girl, I'll never be; Some think that the GEORGIC life's neat, The rustic scene is right at home, The farming land's atmosphere GEORGIC Bucolic cultivator GEORGIC, The ruling regent is GERENT, "Yo, Brutus, your face is quite pallid; Just wait till the "outs" take a gander Redistricting of GERRYMANDER When politicians to minorities pander, A pol who freely meandered GESTALT, as it seems to suggest, She valued his loving GESTALT, This led to much heavin' and fussin' There once was a GESTAPO guy; The love of a most brutal type The brutal state police, GESTAPO, Pfizer, rebating drug maker, Urban GHETTOES, reduced to waste, This urban renewal, it seems, "GIBBOUS this day our bread." The curve of a hump so GIBBOUS The osteoporotic spine Bachelorhood, young mens' GIBRALTAR, Their solid, GIBRALTAR-like stance
Exercising the patience of Job,
The young swain's crooning,
'Midst much June mooning,
With which he hopes to pass guard robe.
--- Daniel Ford
Returned from a wild night of sin,
Met Mom at the door,
Who gave him 'what for.'
And said, "It's no time to get in!"
--- Chris Papa
Would take on all comers who might
Her wares try to sample.
With a bosom ample,
They smothered in excess delight.
--- Chris Papa
Not merely GARGANTUAN, it's humongus.
As mushroom soup,
It would feed a troop
With plenty to share among us.
--- Norm Brust
John was ready to play truth or dare.
One lady, quite ample,
Was ready to sample,
But she could not quite get him to care.
--- Barrie Eksteen
I have a GARGANTUAN appetite,
Said the boy to his mom,
After a night at the prom
And more than a little bit tight.
--- Esther
To extract some fun from male stick.
With a touch and a stroke,
She cornered the bloke,
And convinced him with one expert lick.
--- Barrie Eksteen
Is eaten in British Isle's bounds;
With vitamins laced.
An acquired taste,
Which a foreigner just astounds.
--- Chris Papa
Rainwater's wood rotting does foil,
Spiriting away
The floods of today
So mold gothic beams won't embroil.
--- Daniel Ford
From out of the mouths of GARGOYLES.
It's okay they're there,
Not face on gal fair,
Which even blindest date spoils.
--- Chris Papa
In "La Boheme" mentioned, I ween,
To parrot fed,
Just left him quite dead.
At least it says so in first scene.
--- Chris Papa
Rejoice if that one's not querulous,
For such a complainer
Is a backside painer,
And makes everyday seem perilous.
--- Daniel
Why should talking be deferred?
There's no thing such
As talking too much.
Brevity is the refuge of the nerd.
--- Norm Brust
I can tell you without further risk.
If later is newish,
It means that in Jewish,
A mouth larger than an obelisk.
--- Chris Papa
"I assume it is safe to presume
You know I'm outspoken!"
Said he, calmly jokin',
"My dear, you're outspoken by whom?"
--- Observer
While the grassy outer field is swarth.
In either place, sisters
Reject those ham fisters
As Franciscan Fathers of fine farth.
--- Daniel Ford
Of nuns for whom they were weak,
As they hustled through GARTH,
On the way to their hearth,
And privacy that sisters would seek.
--- Chris Papa
A spouse who just isn't too bright,
She'll just hop into bed
To the clues, instead
And give cad a hearty good night.
--- Chris Papa
Over Earth's face one will roam,
In search of good meal,
Experience real
Good tastes, abroad or at home.
--- Chris Papa
To be truly GAUCHE, be it said:
"Merde en cloche", don't you know
How the saying must go.
"And pull it down over your head."
--- Elois
Word GAUCHE fits my penmanship's worth.
But I'm right, by gosh
That of word brioche,
There is no limerickal dearth.
--- Elois
But wedding night wounded her pride.
For once when in bed,
The GAUCHE gaucho said,
"I don't take off my boots when I ride."
--- Phil Kinay
Was accosted by a matron, who
Behind her guilloche (interlacing grillwork)
Shouted out, "How GAUCHE!"
Said he, "Jush fine, how goesh it with you?"
--- Daniel Ford
(I'm sure you are not one of those)
Who talk when you meet
Out there in the street,
While fishing for dirt up their nose.
--- Chris Papa
Response of the sane is a groan.
They're sure it will start
A fight not too smart,
With chance for some harmony blown.
--- Chris Papa
A new word chance, not to be blown.
To compose a rhyme,
Which may, in time,
To the rest of our little band be shown.
--- Norm Brust
Words didn't mean what they do today
Some definitions
Have made transitions
Although I'm happy, please don't call me gay.
--- Puff Adder
But he was a hopeless gearhead.
No piece did she find
For what went through his mind...
"Does she need a fine or a coarse thread?"
--- Gary Hallock
Smart about things, through and through,
In depression fell
'Cause he couldn't tell
Just what to fix in a screw.
--- Chris Papa
Think with a one track mind.
They can figure it out,
But without a doubt,
Sex with them is just a grind.
--- Barb
And whether from industries main line
Or from Providence
Give strong evidence
To counter the Bush and Reagan line.
--- Daniel Ford
Is there, if you've very good eyes.
It's not easy to spot it.
Though some try to swat it,
Believing it's from fireflies.
--- Chris Papa
And cheechako tricks with annelid, (tenderfoot)
Wherein the ice worm
In drinks could confirm
The drinker's worth his salt and swell id.
--- Daniel Ford
This is file ixl
Curled up in a warm fetal ball!
You can bet I won't rove
Very far from the stove,
When winter has me in its thrall.
--- Barb
I burn only wood that's called birch.
The logs burn all night
In a cabin snug-tight,
So for comfort I don't have to search.
--- Barb
There's a surfeit of mosquitoes bold,
Who'll rip at your hide;
So I think I'll reside,
In New Jersey, that "Garden State" gold.
--- Chris Papa
Full friendly to folk far and near,
GEMUTLICH they are
'Cause the nearest bar,
Has sated their taste for strong beer.
--- Chris Papa
Considered by all a big deal,
Disposed of chateaux
For pert madames, so
From them he might cop a nice feel.
--- Chris Papa
Though GENTEEL, has his own set of mores.
Thought himself great
And said, "I am the State",
But blew wad on way too many wars.
--- Phil Kinay
Consult pattern in GEOMANCY.
Find joy, perhaps hurt,
In a handful of dirt,
Or anything else you might fancy.
--- Chris Papa
Tries to divine life's relevancy,
Though there is no dearth
Of things from the earth
That are brought forth in necromancy.
--- Daniel Ford
Determines where standing-stones stand.
It marks out the paths
Of the ley-lines in graphs.
Fortune telling? No, rather more grand!
--- Eva Amata
A rural life is not for me.
I can't milk a cow;
I just don't know how!
Plus roosters crow much too early!
--- Maggie
There being with Nature complete.
But I think it's a curse
And am quite adverse
To getting much mud on my feet.
--- Chris Papa
In Georgic, fete champetric poem.
With few trees above,
And a lady love
Who minds not where his hands may roam.
--- Chris Papa
Presents bucolic scenes, but allergic
Folks with the sneezes
Escape to breezes
And beauty of Grand Canyon gorgic.
--- Daniel Ford
Who made his own tools in ways forgic,
Once fell on the plow
With consequence now,
He no longer has dreams engorgic.
--- Daniel Ford
The uncle, aunt, or a parent,
Who reigns for a royal,
Remaining loyal,
Till rightful one is apparent.
--- Daniel Ford
I don't think your action is valid!"
These words from the GERENT,
Made the facts apparent,
Said Caesar, "I think that's my salad!"
--- Observer
Of what the "ins" will GERRYMANDER;
They'll see votes a-flying
To new district lying,
Which they will lose in a style grander.
--- Chris Papa
Exemplifies clout of commander;
Of details grimy,
In a manner slimy,
Like toxic skin of salamander.
--- Daniel Ford
They oft create a GERRYMANDER.
They corral those votes
Like a herd of goats;
Demagoguery ensues, free of candor.
--- Norm Brust
With girls of low moral standard,
Was said to have won
When voting was done,
In district of girls GERRYMANDERED.
--- Elois
Is a buzzword that should get a rest.
It's oft used by phonies
To impress their cronies,
A paradigm of intellectual incest.
--- Norm Brust
Which eschewed quick frontal assault.
But prized sweet foreplay
In a languid way,
And tenderness to a dear fault.
--- Chris Papa
And sweatin', with damp hair mussin',
In ecstasies throes,
And a runny nose,
That's here hardly worth discussin'.
--- Chris Papa
Sado-masochist sex he would try.
Between whips and chains,
He inflicted big pains,
And liked the barbed-wire in his fly.
--- Chris Papa
Brought from his partners no gripe,
Who certainly knew
That when he got through,
For Hermit Dave, they'd be ripe.
--- Chris Papa
With Hitler's loss quickly went floppo.
For without a head,
The snake will be dead;
Repeat ad libitum da capo.
--- Daniel Ford
Of Viagra, impotence slaker;
Kick-back is no crime,
Fund GEYSER is fine,
If government is the taker.
--- Karen
Once the inhabitants are displaced,
Become things they ain't
Like town houses quaint,
With charm and affectation graced.
--- Chris Papa
Is stuff of developer's dreams.
They buy in dirt cheap,
Then sit back and reap
The wealth of all of their schemes.
--- Chris Papa
Is exactly what the preacher said.
By sending "daily"
To liturgical jail, he
Gave meter to the line which I led.
--- Norm Brust
On the back of kyphosis gives us
Notre Dame's ringer,
Whose love for a singer
Was dismissed by cynics as glib lust.
--- Daniel Ford
We see with its GIBBOUS decline,
From neck to the rump.
The "Dowager's Hump"
Is something for which she might whine.
--- Chris Papa
Where resistance is likely to falter
When a certain miss
Can seal with a kiss
That reluctant walk to the alter.
--- Chris Papa
Was not really open to chance.
Green helmets they wore
As they stormed ashore,
In long-ago Normandy, France.
--- Gene
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