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The golden pendant, LAVALIERE, LAVATION, I'm prompted to say, I've never made love on a train, Washing dirty hands in LAVATION, Each morning he performed his ablution The wind-sheltered side is called LEE, When small sailing on lake or sea, With quick and nimble LEGERITY, LEGERITY and legerdemain, With slick-fingered LEGERITY, The Mrs replied with temerity, Support proposition, LEMMA, Young male with the LEONINE mane, Mitzi Gaynor of tight Capri pants, The skin tight cat suit, LEOTARD, LEOTARD, a tight leg stocking While dancing a pas de deux hard, Such a faux pas has Leo Tarred, LESE MAJESTY some folks pursue; With so many rabbits out there, Dimunitive hare is LEVERET, Formidably large, LEVIATHAN, LEVIATHAN government rests He said, "I'm the brightest light seen. I don't wish my readers to vex, "Let the punishment fit the crime," Though I am a victim of Chronus, A mad monk with habits extreme, Street speech has an often-heard theme; The poet remembers his LEXIS; Ever-growing English wordbank, LEXIS, LIBERTINE is a word that might be Our country's political scene, The freely loving LIBERTINE, The prayers which the LIBERTINES sought, Celestial back and forth, LIBRATION, The word for today is LIBRATION, Think Gilbert smart? You be he, The poetry for songs, LIBRETTO, Licentiousness is a French thing. I'll cheer new administration, Lascivious Willy's LICKERISH; New Pres won't go out on a limb, A roue who roamed the LIDO, When Emily strolls on the LIDO, Habitues of beach's Lido An eager young "guinea" named Guido, A suave Venetian named Guido All day he strolled the LIDO, Fashionable beach resorts at LIDO Emily, American frigid, He was left on the Lido of Love; Just as soon or gladly, sense of LIEF There once was a fellow, well hung, The question of LIFE seems to be Description, delineate, LIMNING, A LIMPET obsessively clings, They shared something precious and dear In seduction attempt right insipid, LINIMENT might take care of an ache The liberties you take are great; Is it true that your cooking's abysmal? LINIMENTS help ache and pain, A LIPOGRAM will writer fetter, This LIPOGRAM may elicit a howl; LIPPITUDIC, you teach me much, dearie, The smooth straight hair called LISSOTRICHOUS
A gift from her gay cavalier,
Showed Lily's charms best,
Exposing her chest
To those who would cavil and leer.
--- Daniel Ford
When practiced with care every day,
Relieves ready mess,
Restores cleanliness,
So dogs won't sniff crotches that way.
--- Chris Papa
Until that occasion in Spain.
But now that I have
Made love in a LAV,
I don't wish to do so again.
--- Nick
Might just be doctor's great salvation.
Reducing infection
Beyond detection;
Keeping SARS from grateful nation.
--- Daniel Ford
Using a rather caustic solution.
This form of LAVATION
Caused much abrasion
And a diminishment of his constitution.
--- Norm Brust
Where smugglers and snugglers go spree,
Enjoying protection
And oft resurrection
Of wants, that caused both you and me.
--- Daniel Ford
The hands stationed there at the LEE,
With sudden gust feel
(Unless there's large keel)
Their backs and rear ends quite soggy.
--- Chris Papa
Youth plan to dance to prosperity,
But they often find
Lady Luck is blind;
The dancer's life brings austerity.
--- Daniel Ford
Both from France, as is quite plain.
So avoid tricky hands
When in foreign lands,
Or you'll not see you wallet again.
--- Norm Brust
The pick pocket moved with celerity,
Then wallet in tow,
He'd head home and show
The Mrs their new found prosperity.
--- Chris Papa
How come you this new found LEGERITY?
The last that I knew
It was luck brought you through
And not any gift of dexterity.
--- Bob Dvorak
Of Jane Austin novel Emma:
When heart strings tickle,
Find self in pickle,
Just another life dill-lemma.
--- Daniel Ford
With age is a picture insane.
Pilgaric is he;
As bald as can be.
Rich only in arthritic pain.
--- Chris Papa
Almost like our LEOTARD rants,
To display, yet covered
A body, well-lovered,
Or so would that image enhance.
--- Chris Papa
Leaves naught for description by bard,
Who nevertheless tries,
As figures he spies,
Whenever he gets past the guard.
--- Daniel Ford
When worn by men promotes mocking.
Every bulge shows,
And everyone knows
Whether gun's in need of cocking.
--- Darryl
With siren-like svelte of a pard',
Leonard got urges,
Hormonal surges,
Rising up, through the cup, LEO 'TARD. (retarded)
--- Chris Papa
So now from dance club he is barred.
The trouble with tights:
Reveal to all lights
The burgeoning dancer's regard.
--- Daniel Ford
It's nothing that is very new.
And the best of all,
They say it needs gall,
Since it's something the French like to do.
--- Chris Papa
Though I have seen more than my share,
I've never 'et' yet,
A wee LEVERET,
Nor with fork touched Mom or Pop's hare.
--- Chris Papa
As baby jack rabbit, Everett,
High-tailed from the sage
To fame on the stage,
Where no one could bob or sever it.
--- Daniel Ford
Even greater than gargantuan,
Exacerbates fears
For all we held dear's
At risk of government charlatan.
--- Daniel Ford
On foundation of lobbyers-best
And with campaign donors
Who push the real groaners
That get bills passed at their behest.
--- Chris Papa
'Twould be nice if my name might have been
"LEVIN" or such,
Since I do not care much
To go by the name of Levine."
--- Chris Papa
With mind that's preoccupied sex.
I try to annul,
The tendency dull,
One gets with bald, unadorned lex.
--- Chris Papa
Has been around a very long time.
But please don't phone us
With LEX TALIONIS,
Just because we used a false rhyme.
--- Norm Brust
I still hew to LEX TALIONIS.
If you step on me,
It's easy to see,
You'll get your groin kicked as a bonus.
--- Chris Papa
Spoke only one word and one theme.
From his cave he'd call,
To let one and all
Know, "Love" was his longing LEXEME.
--- Chris Papa
It's based on a vulgar LEXEME.
No, it isn't "suck",
Nor is it "schmuck",
Though it's rooted in the same phoneme.
--- Norm Brust
His brain musculature he flexes.
In his cerebellum
He'll find ways to tell 'em
About the new war of the sexes.
--- Win
Is disparaged by French as nexus
Of garbage and dump,
On which to place rump,
Though reasons confuse and perplex us.
--- Daniel Ford
Confusing to someone like me.
These fanatics, it's true,
Would likely tell you
Their real goal in life... to be free.
--- Maggie
Has office-holders, who've been
Using their perks
As skirt-chasing jerks;
Each debauched as sex-LIBERTINE.
--- Chris Papa
This is file ill
Immortalized in travertine,
Has passion in torrents,
As D. H. Lawrence
Showed in Chatterley serpentine.
--- Daniel Ford
Come only with those that are caught.
When you then reach them,
And try to impeach them,
Their partisans save with shield taut.
--- Chris Papa
Unlike molecular vibration,
Takes long to follow,
Seems planets wallow
In orbital peregrination.
--- Daniel Ford
On balance an oscillation.
I'd rather it be,
If for you and me,
Some smooth and heady LIBATION.
--- Chris Papa
Sullivan, gave his LIBRETTI.
The pair then combined,
Inextricably twined,
Like-a meatballs, and-a spaghetti.
--- Chris Papa
Include topics strange as stilletto,
Which does in Carmen
Become disarmin',
Causing tenor to sing falsetto.
--- Daniel Ford
And they don't need grape juice for fling.
Their famous life style,
Much practiced, sans guile,
Is more than too much wine can bring.
--- Chris Papa
Due in two years in this nation,
Less Chief LICKERISH,
Cigar snickerish,
Lacking all good moral suasion.
--- Chris Papa
Plies girls with cigars and licorice.
Tsk tsk tongues cluck cluck --
Like water off duck.
The critics find willy Slickerish.
--- Daniel Ford
To say "I'm much better than him!"
Woefully LICKERISH,
Ten times more quicker-ish,
To admit that they're well-versed in sin.
--- Karen
Lived by this libertine credo:
"I invent these games
To please all the dames,
And to please my enlarged libido."
--- Chris Papa
She'd do better hewing to credo
Of selective grandeur
And choosing a gander
Who waddles along in Tuxedo.
--- Daniel Ford
Operate from a different credo:
Their one goal in life
Is to avoid all strife,
But find out what is under the speedo.
--- Daniel Ford
Paraded himself on the LIDO,
In hopes that he might
Attract maids in sight
To provide love that they just might need-o.
--- Chris Papa
Sought out "sweet stuff' on the LIDO.
"Only grand dames will do.
I virgins eschew;
They're too poor and inclined to bleed-o."
--- Chris Papa
A potato stuffed in this Speedo.
But no girl did he fool
With his bogus tool,
And it made it impossible to pee. Doh!
--- Norm Brust
Sport many young men in Speedo,
Who will charm and strut
Like all males in rut,
Giving expression to libido.
--- Daniel Ford
Longed for a male object, rigid.
Then one day on the LIDO
She tumbled on Guido,
Who had anything but a midge id.
--- Chris Papa
A shipwreck of sex, or thereof.
Despondent until,
He'd soon get his fill
From hookers, with much push and shove.
--- Chris Papa
Has for the most part, come now to grief,
Except for the girl
In the bedroom whirl,
Who would lief turn over a new leaf. (Ericsson?)
--- Daniel Ford
With Antaean talents among
His feats of love making;
Though widows oft taking,
Said he would as lief make them young.
--- Chris Papa
Unanswered; still a mystery!
No one ever comes back,
So answers we lack.
If you have one....send it to me!
--- Maggie
Will help picture feast and trimming,
But without the smell
It's incomplete spell
Is like some waterless swimming.
--- Daniel Ford
And so great dependency brings,
Like 30-year kids,
Who'd be on the skids,
Without Moms to supply all things.
--- Chris Papa
Which had lasted for many a year.
Like a summer stream
In the sun's bright gleam,
Their love was LIMPID, warm and clear.
--- Kitten
He referred to her eyes as quite LIMPID.
She just laughed at the lump
In his shorts, just a stump;
And crestfallen, he found that it limp-ed.
--- J'Carlin
But there's something more it might take.
Say, a soft caress
From a gal who says, "Yes,"
And give you an even break.
--- Barb
LINIMENTS go on the outside, mate.
Though thick potion pink (Pepto Bismol)
In gut, I would think,
Might sooth all insults from your plate.
--- Chris Papa
Brothers, my efforts are even more dismal.
Even the dog would slink
And whine for the pink
Of gut LINIMENT, Pepto Bismol.
--- Phil Kinay
Just be sure the drops do no rain,
Between your soft thighs,
Because the surprise
Will be more than you can sustain.
--- Chris Papa
Though writing just may not be better;
The prefix suggests
It is meaning best
Saved for a very fat letter.
--- Chris Papa
Some folks will throw in the towel,
As they try to divine
My sneaky design.
It concerns the alphabet's last vowel.
--- Norm Brust
Didn't know words for eyes bleary,
Like those after drinking,
Or excessive thinking,
Or crying jags that are not cheery.
--- Chris Papa
Will not be found on birds ostrichous.
No, they are feathered,
Not furred or weathered;
Friends whose strange hiding will not trick us.
--- Daniel Ford
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