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A subject worthy of Lord Byron, Her hair had LISSOTRICHOUS flow, An author whose words weren't chaste, A ranch-owning Texas redhead, As our planet spins throughout space, So if the lithosphere weren't there, The rocky mantle of LITHOSPHERE Lets give a rousing big cheer To praise with the phrase "She's not bad", LITOTES, which comes form Greek "simple", Good linguists will seek to maake sure all Monica's mouth was attractive, The insane behavior of LOCO (Coco Chanel - McW)
The Gore campaign's starting to scurry, Classics citing, LOCUS CLASSICUS, A prophet guides through the LOCUST YEARS, The depression gave us LOCUST YEARS; Quite lean are the LOCUST YEARS, A sailor ashore, raunchy rogue he LONGUEUR, redolent in tedium, In the interests of literary good taste, Limerick writers can't be LOQUACIOUS Those who are most LOQUACIOUS My goodness, that man is LOQUACIOUS. LOQUACIOUS people's loquacity Lenny, a LOQUACIOUS lad, Sonnets are beyond my skill. LOQUACIOUS is counted among In Brooklyn there's LORIMER Street, All that seems worthless is not LOSEL, The woman I wed, when I choose'll, There once was a louche lovely lass And what of the LOUCHE lazy dads, You're right. At whatever sex, rubes Love is a four-letter word (original from Ogden Nash)
Hate, we are told, isn't smart; Hate has held sway from the start Love, I am constantly told, All your Love is a drug on the mart; She put on a fragrant new scent, Best sample of true LUCUBRATION: My college son shuns LUCUBRATION, It doesn't take much LUCUBRATION Said Willy, "Let's romp in way LUDIC, Activity thought to be ludic, Not smart; can't do roots square or cubic, Though idealist LUFTMENSCH is said Free cares from Life's harried vise-wrench, There once was a guy named McMurty The LUFTMENSCH, and "air-head" to some, There once was a LUGUBRIOUS maid LUGUBRIOUS, more than a frown, The weighted lights, LUMINARIA, LUMINARIA, there to admire, The privileged folk in the upper class, The LUMPEN crowd, surly crew, A LYRIC that's writ about me -- The words of a G&S LYRIC, The LYRIC, composed for the Lyre Melodic, emotional, LYRIC, Each without the other was bland; Campaigning ideas are MACABRE, Crushed rock and asphalt make MACADAM, That word with a regal baronic, Those, who in manner moronic, Bilingual punning MACARONIC
The long lustrous hair found on siren,
Will seduce fine men
To try for hymen,
Making fools of themselves to tire on.
--- Daniel Ford
But her ardent lover would know
That's just her top coif,
And where he might quaff,
Was tightly curled, right there below
--- Chris Papa
Offending the bounds of good taste,
Complained bitterly,
His text LITERALLY,
Used only four letters. no waste!
--- Chris Papa
Got offers, from cowboys, to wed.
They all did agree,
Quite LITERALLY.
That she had one heck of a spread.
--- Observer
We see but its tough outer face,
To which we are near.
It's tough LITHOSPHERE,
Between the hot rock and hard place.
--- Chris Papa
We the people, would be just where?
Up to our asses
In waves or hot gasses.
Correct term would likely be "Nowhere!"
--- Barb
Allows earthly beings to live here.
With out feet singeing,
Existence hinging
On balance of heat-cold to appear.
--- Daniel Ford
For our nice crusty lithosphere.
Were it not for it,
We'd be in deep shit;
Up to our ass in lava, I fear.
--- Norm Brust
Just shows how LITOTES can add
To critical words,
On singer's sharp thirds,
A meaning that renders her glad.
--- Nick
Can prick our election sore pimple;
Such choice as we've had,
From a "hanging chad"
To pursuit of the "pregnant dimple."
--- Chris Papa
Bright folks, both urban and rural,
Whomever you please,
Knows that LITOTES,
Is the single noun LITOTES, plural.
--- Chris Papa
For Willy, "non-sex" interactive.
A LOADSTONE of joy,
Took load of our boy.
As told in Starr tale, non-redactive.
--- Chris Papa
Is like the fine lines of rococo.
With turns in and out
Through marble and grout,
Or Chanel filled channels of Coco.
--- Daniel Ford
But Al, who does not seem in a hurry,
Cites LOCUS CLASSICUS
That's familiar to us...
Al Neuman from Mad -- What, me worry?"
--- Frank
Is used by professor (classy cuss)
As sort of e.g.
For students, you see,
So they'll know just how the ass to cuss.
--- Daniel Ford
When hard times hardship has focused fears.
Getting through the lean can
Mimic Alan Greenspan (Chairman US Econ Board retired '06)
And the prophet may hear the folk's cheers.
--- Daniel Ford
So much grief and even tears.
But amid the drear
There was some cheer
Because we got to drink low-cost beers.
--- Norm Brust
With citizens beset by fears
And debts never ending,
From government spending,
With Congressional grinding of gears.
--- Chris Papa
Drank too much wine and smoked stogie.
Result of such doin',
His head is a ruin;
On land, feels at sea, and quite LOGY.
--- Chris Papa
Depends a great deal on the medium,
That one wonders just how
The monks can just plow
Through a one-noted chant te deum.
--- Daniel Ford
We should occasionally aim above the waist.
I've heard a rumor
That one can find humor
In subjects, high-minded and chaste.
--- Norm Brust
Since their form is hardly spacious.
They need to be terse
When writing their verse,
Or the results could be hellacious.
--- Norm Brust
Are also often contumacious.
"If you can't say saomething nice..."
Is exellent advice,
Bordering on the sagacious.
--- Norm Brust
His mind is obviously capacious.
He'll challenge writers
To be verse fighters,
But in winning surely be gracious.
--- Daniel Ford
May be covering mendacity,
For truth seeking
Wants clear speaking,
Not some long-winded opacity.
--- Daniel Ford
Loved little Lolita, real bad.
But incessant talk
Cause lady to balk.
Now he talks to himself, raving mad.
--- Chris Papa
There are too many lines to fill.
My protests subdued,
I'll go back to lewd,
And give readers another cheap thrill.
--- Norm Brust
Misplaced misuse of the tongue,
Which should start in the mouth
Then head for parts South,
To Delta of Venus, not bung.
--- Chris Papa
Where very nice people you'll meet.
Though none's on a horse
Save on police force,
Except for poor cop on the beat.
--- Chris Papa
Just as Christopher Robin's ruse'll
Be only a trap
With a long-term nap
For the heffalump and the woozle.
--- Daniel Ford
Not be a shrew or a LOSEL,
Or wanton wench,
Who'll make my teeth clench,
Whenever she'd like to bamboozle.
--- Chris Papa
Who never said "No" to a pass.
Result of her folly:
Twelve children, by golly!
And twelve "no-pay" dads chased by brass.
--- Chris Papa
Who, frog-like, spawn unwanted tads?
Were it up to me,
I'd make them heir-free
And vas-ect their careless gonads.
--- Elois
This is file ikl
Should receive equal tratment as boobs.
For him cut the vas;
For her treatment has
To be, the sure cutting of tubes.
--- Chris Papa
Ubiquitous, constantly heard.
Love, I am told,
Is more precious than gold,
More sweet than the song of a bird.
--- John Miller
Hate is what keeps us apart.
But Hate is a verb
That to me is superb,
And Love but a drug on the mart.
--- John Miller
While love plays a laughable part.
Any kiddie in school
Can love like a fool,
But hating, my boy, is an Art.
--- John Miller
Is a treasure more precious than gold,
But Hate is the verb
That to me is superb;
So vicious and biting and cold.
--- John Miller
It is Hate that folks hug to their heart.
Any kiddie at school
Can love like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
--- John Miller
Along with loose peignoir LUCENT.
The message was clear,
As he said "My dear,
I'm here on the signals you sent."
--- Chris Papa
Application of fine lubrication.
Enables a lark
To work in the dark,
And leads to exquisite elation.
--- Naz
But nightly enjoys celebration,
Where morals are skipped,
And much booze is sipped,
Till comatose inebration.
--- Chris Papa
To see the sad state of our Nation.
By casualties worn
And politics torn;
Hardly a time for elation.
--- Chris Papa
I'll insert cigar in way rude, [ick].
And then, as we say,
Please, my skin flute play.
You'll see that it's a twisted cue dick.
--- Chris Papa
Can certainly be therapeutic.
When involved in a war,
If with girl grunt can score,
He beams. It's been thus since Wars Punic.
--- Elois
But sex play comes under old rubric,
Which you have confused
Or you would have used,
As, "It's been thus since Wars Pubic."
--- Chris Papa
For one whose art is in the bone bred,
There are times today
When such I would say,
Have modern appelation: air head.
--- Daniel Ford
Seek out complementative bench,
To hell with the rent,
On pleasure your bent,
Living as happy LUFTMENSCH.
--- Chris Papa
Who decided to retire at thirty.
He lived on a park bench;
A classic LUFTMENSCH.
His clothes hobo chic, but dirty.
--- Norm Brust
Who will not work for his income,
Just ain't very charming.
Society harming,
He's rightly still known as a bum.
--- Chris Papa
Who sat unconsoled in the shade,
All because of a lad
(This is rather sad)
All he wanted was to get laid!
--- Barb
From someone who really is down,
With connection made
To a face displayed,
With real tears on cheek of a clown.
--- Chris Papa
Along arcades of wisteria,
Are a holiday gift,
A Mexican lift,
Like Sangria wine fruitaria.
--- Chris Papa
Peace with their warm glow inspire.
But when made of paper,
And wood cuts a caper,
They make quite a hell of a fire.
--- Chris Papa
Keep everything clean as a drinking glass.
Their grown kids, it's been found,
Get each bug that's around,
While LUMPEN, unwashed, are immune, en masse.
--- Elois
Don't always do what they should do.
They live for their ale,
Spend some time in jail,
And help "cannon fodder" renew.
--- Chris Papa
What could a thing like that be?
Why, a LYmeRIC, sir,
And I'm sure you'll concur
That I've rhymed it appropriately.
--- Eva Amata
Are often quite smart and satiric.
But plot lines are such,
With topsy-turvy touch,
Which call for an ending empiric.
--- Chris Papa
Should kindle in hearers a fire.
The fount of the muses,
A good lyric uses
Fine words and a hint of desire.
--- Eva Amata
Yes, G&S songs are round, spheric;
But when with polignards
Each cut other's cards,
The victory then was quite Pyrrhic.
--- Daniel Ford
No shine to the Savoy or Strand.
When all's said and done,
The canon's much fun,
And a few are even quite grand.
--- Daniel Ford
Come from rich guys that hobnob
With powerful banks,
But say that their ranks
Derive from the common poor slobs.
--- Chris Papa
Paving way for modern day Adam,
Who, seeking reprieve,
Soon finds his MacEve,
Whose tartan has children to plaid 'im.
--- Daniel Ford
I'd ne'er heard before MACARONIC,
To me it just hasta'
Refer to Wop pasta,
Or else it is oxymoronic.
--- Chris Papa
Babble in tongue MACARONIC,
Both inane and trite
To sound erudite,
We'll flush with a good high-colonic.
--- Chris Papa
Is gleeful experience phonic,
Replete with dire groans,
Amid giggle tones,
And hilarities ultrasonic.
--- Daniel Ford
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