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So what, you'll not try to rhyme DENIZEN? I'm not friggin' Alfred Lord Tennyson, DENTIGEROUS dogs are all right; He thought his thing a matter of pride, The old pro of the oldest trade plied Hip Hop may be le DERNIER CRI DERNIER CRI's last word is THE LOOK. Ebonics, DERNIER CRI of our youth, In belittling, we do DEROGATE, Hoisting apparatus, DERRICK, Fill barrels of oil to the bung, A stunt driver will, on occasion, DERRING-DO deeds are quite reckless, Each darling of DERRING-DO deeds The DESPOT becomes a ruler (Pule - to puke and stool at same time - McW)
She married a sexual DESPOT, In prison Saddam Hussein got Poor humans, most have dreadful fate: Large closets foster DESUETUDE, Over linguistic matter I brood, DEUS EX MACHINA is facile. Supporting lead, DEUTERAGONIST, We seldom, if ever, have seen a The first word I've got is "DEVENNEY"; Her nasal septum diagnosed DEVIOUS, Deceptive wanderer DEVIOUS There once was a DEVIOUS dame She lived to old age with nice perks, The moist character of the DEWY A love-stricken fellow named Dewey "Now Alice, why is your back DEWY? Adroit skills employed by the dextrous, The dutiful exhibit DHARMA There once was a backwoods farmer, The DHARMA we learn from our folks More or less, I take life as it comes, When my personal imp (always near) Though once it meant dealing with devil, Now I know what I'm missing! A DIADEM that's put on the head I've wondered about Santa Claus. Since he labors for a worthy cause, Young bucks' ardor, it seems, has few flaws. She wore a DIAPHANOUS gown, DIASTEMA means a tooth gap, (Alfred E. Newman)
Bitter denouncing DIATRIBE, Instructional techniques DIDACTIC Bill's lesson in sex ed, DIDACTIC, But please heed this frantic refrain, No one would call me DIFFIDENT. There once was a DIFFIDENT guy, There once was a DIFFIDENT guy, Reluctant, timid and DIFFIDENT, DIFFIDENT is opposite of bold A DIGLOT, this judge on the bench, A DIGLOT I know said, "How A DIGLOT I knew said, "Among Premature ejaculators...women razz 'em. Procrastination DILATORY When accused of being DILATORY, In Georgia, I was once among The arts dabbler who is DILETTANTE, There once was a young DILETTANTE, A deluge oft goes DILUVIAL Noah, in God's eye approvial, Our world's atmospheric pollution
Tell Miller to drop that red hen he's in.
Not that hard a trick --
Your lime-ass I'll kick...
I'll bury my size 13 tennies in!
--- HMMWV
So stop trying' to act so damn menacin'!
You did kick my ass,
But this limerick should pass
And I'll have the last word (yes, it's DENIZEN)!
--- Randog
They guard everything there in sight.
Though the wherewithal
Of chihuahua small
Is surely more bark that its bite.
--- Chris Papa
But when seeking some on the side,
The professional miss
Was quick to dismiss
"It" and puny stature DERIDE.
--- Chris Papa
Chose to DERIDE and to remark snide.
Our boy didn't care;
He was already there;
May as well go along for the ride.
--- Phil Kinay
But it doesn't do anything for me.
Those ill-kempt boyz
And their endless noise
Should be banned by popular decree.
--- Norm Brust
You must get it, by hook or by crook!
Yet once you have,
Madison Ave
Will make "lasts" 'til your last buck is took.
--- Phil Kinay
If I were to tell you the truth,
I can't understand.
Yet throughout the land,
They speak in a manner uncouth.
--- Chris Papa
But if overheard may devastate.
"Get it off your chest"
May sometimes feel best.
But do take care ere deonerate.
--- Daniel Ford
Named for a hangman barbaric,
Lost it's meaning gallows
For miscreant callows,
And now lifts shiploads generic.
--- Daniel Ford
The stuff that from DERRICK is sprung.
Although now I see,
Originally,
'Twas named for real person, well-hung!
--- Chris Papa
Forgo all his wheel lubrication.
With bearing goo,
His loud DERRING-DO
Creates a quite noisy sensation.
--- Gary Hallock
Admired by others quite feckless,
Who'd rather, it's said,
Just stay home in bed,
And try to get by with a speck less.
--- Chris Papa
Has all that a hero e'er needs.
Testes larger than brain,
Exempt from all pain,
And even when cut, never bleeds.
--- Chris Papa
who just gets crueler and crueler.
Ideally the masses
Will get off their asses
And reduce him into a puler.
--- Barb
Who demanded raw sex on the spot.
So she joined S-M band,
Supplied with whips grand,
Then gave as good as she got.
--- Chris Papa
His supper, canned dog food, but not
To bad did he feel
To eat such a meal;
He burped, the remarked, "Hits despot!"
--- Gary Hallock
With age some of them DESSICATE,
While some ere decease
Will have an increase,
All blubber from excessive weight.
--- Chris Papa
As clothes and shoes gain plenitude.
Now you can sing blues
About all my shoes,
But please don't step on da suede, Dude.
--- Daniel Ford
About use of word DESUETUDE.
I'll never refuse
To use word "disuse";
Same thing, but without attitude.
--- Chris Papa
When the heroine is trapped in a castle,
Down from the sky
Comes a guy who can fly,
Sparing the playwright much hassle.
--- Norm Brust
For some actor's a drag they insist.
When Polly's Aunt Hannah
Was second banana,
She hired a heckling antagonist.
--- Daniel Ford
Case where a DEUS EX MACHINA
Was any more needed.
The voters felt cheated.
Could someone send God a subpoena?
--- Gary Hallock
'Twas better I hadn't got any.
I think it's a shame
That a family name
Is the first to come up from so many.
So she had a thought mischievious.
"Since I need a nose job,
I give it a little bob
And get rid of this profile Levy-ous.
--- Norm Brust
Must not be ever oblivious.
For when he is caught,
The judge just may not
Have empathy for his life previous.
--- Daniel Ford
Who plied the old street walker's game.
Her earnings secure
From guys premature,
Though quick, they were all charged the same.
--- Chris Papa
The bounty from judges and clerks.
Her grave, now well-groomed,
Has saying entombed,
"It came to me from many jerks!"
--- Chris Papa
Might suggest tasty morsel chewy.
But often it's just
Some grape juice must,
Fermented and drunk till ennui.
--- Daniel Ford
Woke one morning to a world somewhat dewy.
He turned to his mate,
And said, "Let's sleep in late.
We don't waste times like this, do we?"
--- Bob Dvorak
Have you had fun with a horny new he?
Or were you star gazing
With cattle grazing.
Don't give me that large bunch of hooey!"
--- Chris Papa
With either hand are ambidexterous.
That dish of a doll
Who could do it all
Is probably now ambisextrous.
--- Daniel Ford
And thus preserve their next life's karma,
Wherever they land
Or having at hand
Some tools, collectively called arma.
--- Daniel Ford
This is file iil
Who neglected his connubial DHARMA.
Leaving his wife to weep.
He did it with sheep,
Saying "What she don't know won't harm 'er"
--- Norm Brust
Is oft the subject of jokes,
Since left to devices,
They hope each child nice is,
And careful of what their tyke smokes.
--- Chris Papa
Like the hero of "Dharma Bums."
In late fifties and sixties,
With a case of the "drifties",
Kerouac wrote of Beatnik's ho-hums.
--- Barb
Pours DIABLERIE into my ear,
And stokes up the fire
Of Puckish desire,
You gentlemen'd better stand clear!
--- Eva Amata
Today on a much different level,
DIABLERIE brings
Just mischievous things;
Pranks, in which others may revel.
--- Chris Papa
What I need to improve the kissing:
DIABLERIE might
Just be right!
Black magic...But please...no hissing.
--- Maggie
Is a crowning glory, it is said.
But the piercing of skins
Where the glans head begins,
To me seems just like pumping lead.
--- Barrie Eksteen
Does he have a long DIAPAUSE.
And boredom eternal
Through the season vernal;
Is he into the elfettes drawers?
--- Chris Papa
Santa is entitled to some flaws.
So let him diddle elfettes,
Or even reindeer pets,
While Mrs Clause goes through menopause.
--- Norm Brust
And even I recall maidens' applause.
Alas, as old coot,
It's a one gun salute;
Before encore, I must have DIAPAUSE.
--- Phil Kinay
For their real big date on the town.
But he was forlorn,
'Cause bulging front "horn",
Inconveniently wouldn't stay down.
--- Chris Papa
The kind that much debris can trap,
But it brought great fame,
To old what-his-name,
The smiling, Mad Comics, droll chap.
--- Chris Papa
Not practice to which I ascribe,
Is hardly seductive
And counter-productive
And may cause others to imbibe.
--- Daniel Ford
Do not always leave one climactic.
So some diversion
Or slight perversion
May be needed, perhaps tie tactic.
--- Daniel Ford
Was, "Gals, it is better to whack dick,
With your lips and cheek,
'NOT SEX; (so to speak)
And no need to use prophylactic."
--- Chris Papa
Don't spread seed all over the plain,
'Cause some of the town
Knows when you "go down",
If your blue dresses show stain."
--- Chris Papa
Compared to most folks, I'm different.
I blow my own horn.
With doubt, I'm not torn.
As a result, I'm behind in my rent.
--- Norm Brust
Excessively bashful and shy.
She sunned every maid,
And so I'm afraid,
He uses his palm to get by.
--- Chris Papa
Excessively awkward and shy.
"I'd like to go out,
But I'm not about
To let ladies unzip my fly!"
--- Chris Papa
The young man's mien is not confident.
It's obvious that
He's more bureaucrat,
Than a rabble-rousing dissident.
--- Daniel Ford
And I suppose if it be told,
If that sort of guy
Won't "shenanigans" try,
I suspect it's because he is cold.
--- Barb
Could preside in either Italian or French.
But whether uomo or homme,
It's toast you become
If you didn't behave like a mensch.
--- Norm Brust
Do animals talk? I avow
My cat knows what's what--
In France she's le chat,
But when there, cats still say, 'Miaou!"
--- Bob Dvorak
The talents I have with my tongue,
I also have pair
To charm ladies fair;
All part of my being "well hung".
--- Chris Papa
So take a DILATORY approach to orgasm.
You'll be a hero
Instead of a zero,
When you hold back till her final spasm.
--- Norm Brust
Leads to creating silly story
To cover delay,
Though you'd better pray
The boss won't sent you to purgatory.
--- Daniel Ford
I usually make up a story
About traffic delays,
Or being lost in a maze,
Or something equally hoary.
--- Norm Brust
Those with a DILATORY tongue.
I'd wait till they drawled
Thoroughly "You all"ed,
And found I was no longer young.
--- Chris Papa
Not mistaken for pro nonchalant,
Will nevertheless
A great love express
For the subject, like some debutante.
--- Daniel Ford
Who discovered no one that did want
His pictures, quite crude,
Of himself in the nude,
Since he really had nothing to flaunt.
--- J'Carlin
From heavenly flows effluvial.
But in ages cold,
The ice flows are bold,
And push aside ridges alluvial.
--- Daniel Ford
Was warned of event DILUVIAL.
Got species aboard
In large howling horde,
And set sail on the ocean pluvial.
--- Chris Papa
Cries out for a simple solution.
Forstall smoking blights
By forbidding lights
To those who'd bring breath DIMINUTION.
--- Chris Papa
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