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She'd scream and giggle with glee; Those girls who harassed you and tried Says a sad-eyed young woman named Belle, A certain young woman named Belle A daughter has street walker, Lorna; A long-standing tradition at Brown, She reacted, did novice whore Lee, A ripe teenage trollop of Sutton She's a chaste Hopi virgin no more, A frisky young girl named Louise Says cute little Betsy McDade, A real horny cheapskate named Riker I met a young teacher named Miss Myer; For after hours, you could date her, you see, That cute little Annabell Lee There was a young hooker from Brock There was a young lady named Bess There was a young trollop from Trent, I love to be rolled in the hay. When young, I once had a cheap whore, Girls one third my age are too old; A frigid young girl of Kilkenny A thrifty old harlot was Cotter; A church-going lad of Nantucket We have bets on that Mae will leave Ray, Since daughter's gone in for streetwalking, Two young girls who lived in Ft. Tunney, A street-walker who's named Felice, From her balcony high in the sky, Cherry pie, it sure ain't, I proclaim; A New Orleans balcony, hey? (let the good times roll)
He begged: "Give me head, honey." "Maybe," The belly of Sally McPine I've tried many times to persuade It seems if I want her behind, There was an old madam named Bryce "I hope, son", said Dad, "You will wed There was a young farmer of Nant, An old chook from the town of Kalgoorlie She got into bed on all fours; Another young man named McLure While peeing in the toilet one day, That oversexed guy, Delehanty, A half-wit young fellow named Newt, Consumed with incestuous heat, There was a young fellow from Goshen An incestuous bastard named Grant On a visit back to his old haunts, Young Willy at only fourteen Now Auntie one day said, "I'm out She pretended to go out the door, She caught him upstairs in her bed, Young Willy was eager and keen A horny young seaman, McGee, In a scene reminiscent of Saki, My prowess at licking a twat An aspiring young fellow named Grant A backward young fellow named Ewing, A dentist with teeth like a rock Said the lecherous geezer from Greece, Said the lecherous geezer from Greece, Said the lecherous geezer from Greece, There once was a young man from Greece Laughed a Mexican peon named Luis Said Dumas, the pere to the fils, No trouble you'll get from your sister-- That's right, You'd expect she'd have taught her
Wrap her legs 'round him tightly.
Then when he was done,
She'd ask for the mon'
For what he thought he got free.
--- Gearhart
To take all you money, then cried;
Who offered you treats
With no tax receipts --
Mr Willis, those were girl guides.
--- Ericka
"It was all such a thrill when I fell.
He said, "It won't hurt you
To give up your virtue,"
And now I just stand her and sell.
--- Isaac Asimov
Says, "I find life so flat since I fell.
I miss all the urgin'
To give up, as virgin.
How dull to just stand here and sell."
--- Isaac Asimov
Affection she showers upon her.
On birthday sixteen,
A heart-warming scene,
She gave her the opposite corner.
--- Irving Superior P8502a
That the town should be served by the gown,
Made coeds devise
Their own enterprise
As call girls and hump for the town.
--- A N Wilkins P8607
To her first fuck for dollars with glee!
She was bursting with pride;
"I'm in business", she cried,
"Since a John had his business in me!"
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Craved half a decade to put on.
She's now well on course
For too soon menopause;
A shame to be lamb dressed as mutton.
--- Howard Peach P9006
Since two bucks got her spread on the floor.
Her career as a tart
Ended right at the start,
For she made just two bucks and no more!
--- G0795
Said walks in the woods made her freeze.
She would rather instead
Spend more time in bed;
Besides, money did not grow on trees.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2676
Who squeals with delight when she's laid,
"It's always a joy
To screw with a boy,
But nicer with men who have paid."
--- Hamish - Bawdy Blows
Would pick up a female hitchhiker,
Request to have sex
For ten dollars mex,
And even seek discounts, the piker.
--- Armand E Singer 921
Viewing her beauty, I'd not tire;
Being the man I am,
While imagining her clam,
But not having money to buy her.
--- Anon
And her sexiness strains my celibacy;
But you have to be brave,
For the fantasy you crave,
Classmates say she's a delicacy.
--- Anon
Has quit giving out samples for free.
Saying any real gent
Knows she's got it for rent,
So of course that eliminates me.
--- Grand Prix Lim 69
Who never would work by the clock.
Said she, "It's not just
For my customer's lust;
I just don't like to go off half-cocked!"
--- Anon
Who had hoped to be a success.
She gave so much away
And for this took no pay,
She had little or naught to caress.
--- Albin Chaplin
Who claimed not to know what they meant.
When men asked her age,
She'd reply in a rage,
"My age is the age of consent."
--- Anon
I ask, "Is it work? Is it play?"
For the young, there's no fee,
I do it for free.
With the old men I do it for pay.
--- Lance Payne P8509
When older than my four score!
But now I engage
Girls one third my age
Whenever I'm coming ashore.
--- David Miller
Worn out, overstretched, long gone cold.
But here's the worst part --
They're too fucking smart;
On my line, they cannot be sold!
--- John Miller
Is troubled by suitors so many,
That this frantic young bitch
Plans to raffle her twitch,
And the tickets ain't two for a penny!
--- G2387
She put a small price on her daughter.
When the man stayed all day,
The old harlot said, "Say
You have rented my daughter, not bought her."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1477
Gave this lassie a bright shiny ducat.
Her garment dropped off,
She accepted his boff,
His innocence, well, she tuck it.
--- SlvrBear
For he'll sex her just every tenth day.
In between, men and boys,
Even girls taste her joys;
She plans soon to start laying for pay!
--- Grand Prix Lim 749
It keeps the whole neighborhood gawking.
In addition, we've said,
There's the wear on the bed,
But our comments are just wasted talking.
--- G1870
Decided to sell their dofunny.
"We had papa tutor us,
To cash in on our uterus;
We park transients now, in each cunny!"
--- L1016
Was heard instructing her niece.
"Sometimes there's pain,
And there's always a stain,
So try to use plenty of grease."
--- MrMalo
On display for all those passing by,
She flaunts her young wares
To all those who dare
Rent a piece of her lovely hair pie.
--- Anon
Having seen her, before, I've no shame;
If she'll toss down the keys,
I will crawl on my knees,
To her loft, like a moth seeks the flame!
--- Anon
For pie in the sloppiest way.
I'm buying my ticket
For a taste of her thicket,
So laissez les bons temps rouler!
--- Anon
Said anticipating young Gaby.
"This is my first test,
And I'll give it my best.
When we're finished, I want sugar, baby!"
--- Anon
I'd gladly rub daily with mine.
But the oversexed honey
Asks for something called MONEY
Just like the stuff grew on a vine...
--- Grand Prix Lim 61
This is file htm
Her to take up position as maid
On my living room floor,
And last night she said, "Sure",
But insists that she's properly paid.
--- Anon
I've to pay ninety dollars a grind;
But that's more than I earn
In a week so I yearn,
She'll agree to my payment in kind.
--- Anon
Whose school for young harlots was nice;
While the ladies did learn
How to handle their stern,
They were fucked for a very low price.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1457
A sweet girl who'll keep you well fed."
"But I want to marry
A girl like Aunt Carrie
Or Mother, who gives me great head."
--- Travis Brasell
Whose conduct was both gay and gallant;
For he fucked all his dozens
Of nieces and cousins,
In addition, of course, to his aunt.
--- L1495
Wed a bloke from up the road at Coolgardie.
The Sandgroper pair
Had met at a fair.
He was pissed and knew not 'twas his Auntie.
--- Alan Chilver
Her gown as transparent as gauze.
Said the bold miscreant,
After mounting his aunt,
"Do you think that we broke any laws?"
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0608
Had thought that his sister was pure.
When he took off her panties
He cried, "Why they're auntie's,
And uncle's been in here for sure."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0733
The water turned blue and then gray.
I must be real sick
For out of my dick
Came the disease that I caught from Aunt May.
--- Labodomy
Whose morals are terribly scanty,
Badly shocked Peyton Place
And is not in disgrace
For fathering twins on his auntie.
--- G1647
Was thought by relations as cute.
He went over to auntie's,
And got in her panties,
And this harmless relation bore fruit.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1419
I shake to my old Auntys' beat.
There is no relent
From her 'til I'm spent;
Her Parkinsons sure works a treat!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Caused a scandal this side of the ocean.
He raped both is aunts
Who had St. Vitus dance,
And explained, "I've got plenty of motion!"
--- G0601
Said while casually loving his aunt,
"Dear, somehow or other
It isn't like mother...
Though the difference is actually scant."
--- John T Coultard P8504
He noted that some of his aunts
Were single and lonely
So he figured the only
Right thing was to see to their wants.
--- John Miller 0130a
Stayed a week with his Auntie Doreen,
And whenever he could
He would play with his wood;
He just had to; you know what I mean.
--- Anon
To the shops", but she hadn't a doubt
That young Willy would play
With his pecker that day;
How she longed for a feel of his spout.
--- Anon
Then she waited in silence and sure
Enough soon heard the creaking
Of bed-springs a-squeaking;
A sound which she couldn't ignore.
--- Anon
Wanking off in her panties and said,
"Dearest nephew, your dick
Is exciting me. Quick;
Let me pleasure your pecker instead."
--- Anon
And he learned all the tricks he could glean.
Now he's older, he treasures
All ladies and pleasures
'Em, thanks to his Auntie Doreen.
--- Anon
Gave live-meat injections for free.
He shot it in dozens
Of his aunts and his cousins,
Then went it alone while at sea.
--- Grand Prix Lim 403 G2165
Malformed Joe saw Doctor deBakey,
Then used his transplant,
To deflower his aunt,
And took off for Paris, quite cocky.
--- Anon
Has come from my licking a lot.
Just make sure I know
When it's time for Aunt Flo,
So I will not choke on a clot!
--- Anon
Unwillingly buggered his aunt.
He said, "On my uncle's
Backside are carbuncles:
I wish that I could, but I can't."
--- G0980
From his aunt took a lesson in screwing.
When she asked, "Ain't it grand?"
Better far that your hand?
He complained, "You can't see what you're doing."
--- Anon
Had constantly aches in his cock.
His brain blew to pieces,
While screwing his nieces,
And after he hardly could fock.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who had his foul way with his niece.
"I should be commended.
'Twas the girl I upended,
But I left my dear nephew in peace."
--- Parker Waterman P0511Q
Who had his foul way with his niece.
"I should be hailed;
'Twas the girl I impaled,
But I left my dear nephew in peace."
--- Arthur Deex P0511Q
Who had his foul way with his niece.
"I'll be congratulated
Since she's impregnated,
But I left my dear nephew in peace."
--- Arthur Deex P0511Q
Who had lots of sex with his niece.
When asked, he would say,
"There's no way! I am gay!"
Then he'd go home and stroke on his piece.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
(May his tribe ever thrive and increase),
"By golly, I gotcha,
You cute cucaracha,"
And proceeded to rape his young niece.
--- Armand E Singer 149
"I really am getting obese.
No longer a runt,
I project so in front,
That I scarcely can bugger my niece."
--- G0971
Who'll recall that you couldn't resist her,
That time in the tub
When she got you to rub
Her butt and her neat little blister.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Young daughter to know what she oughter
Expect from her uncle:
To suck his carbuncle,
In return for the candy I bought her.
--- Tiddy Ogg
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