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There once was a hooker named Alice,
Who charged by the length of the phallus.
Sometimes in a pinch,
She cheated an inch,
And lived like a queen in a palace.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

A fastidious queer in Manila,
Whose panties were lined with Chinchilla,
Said, "One thing money brings
Is a chance for nice things,
Like a flock of young boys and a villa."
--- Grand Prix Lim 785

"The wide world of Love is immense,"
Said the hooker, "And in recompense,
We've a singular role,
For the more in the hole,
The more it makes dollars and sense!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 944

A thrifty old whore was Miss Lynch,
Who never from business would flinch.
But one day she said, "Shit!
I am rich. I will quit!
I no longer can feel any pinch."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1590

An ingenious old harlot named Mallory
Had managed to earn a fine salary.
She got nothing from screwers,
But she did charge the viewers,
And she daily would fill up the gallery.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1596

An elderly Madame was frank
When asked of her years in the tank.
"I've memories," she said,
"Of adventures in bed
And four hundred Gee's in the bank!"
--- Elliot Schilling P0205

She strolls up the street with a sway,
Intent upon making some hay.
Before the shun shines.
Men's pockets she mines
From silk tumbled sheets where they lay.
--- Anon

The town's lushest hooker, Elise,
Gladly services free the police...
She prefers the free lay
To their jail...any day...
And thus plies her profession in peace.
--- Grand Prix Lim 397

Said a canny young lady named Faye,
"Only stupid girls give sex away."
So she charged a fair fee,
Fucked industriously,
And funded her own IRA.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0502

Did you hear of the lady named Charlotte,
Went to Hollywood to be a starlet.
Men gave her a ring
Wanting only one thing,
And now she is gets rich as a harlot.
--- Chairman Steve

Tail's selling, my cute little friend...
There are fellows just panting to spend.
Derrieres, viewed financially
Pay off quite substantially...
You are bound to get rich, in the end.
--- Grand Prix Lim 844

A haggared old bitch name of Gleek
Was forty-five years past her peak,
But her profits did soar
And she made more and more,
For the thing that she sold was antique.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 P8509

Given over to immoral ways,
A sought-after nooky named Hayes
Said, "I find it fun doing
Commercialed screwing...
And on top of that, Man, how it pays!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 565

The old traveling salesman named Otter
Said, "I once laid the famed farmer's daughter.
A cute little twitch
Who later got rich
From the short course in tail that I taught her.
--- Grand Prix Lim 464

The hooker from near River Vale
Says, "Every hole sale is retail...
The cash when I swing
Is to send my offspring
Through grammar school, high school and Yale.
--- Grand Prix Lim 408

There was an old whore of Orleans,
Who knew well how to pull in the greens.
She screwed a flotilla
Which was based in Manila,
While she still was a girl in her teens.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1623

A toothsome young dolly named Bess
Work's her tail in a way you can guess.
She has so many clients
For her little appliance,
She has peddled her way to success...
--- Grand Prix Lim 620

On a sofa sat hard-working Mabel,
Caressing her mink and her sable.
They had come the hard way
For the size of her pay,
And she had the receipts on the table.
--- Lims Unlimited

There was a young woman named Mabel
Who tossed her old mink on a table,
Then laid her blonde head
On a pillow in bed,
And started to work on a sable.
--- Limber Limericks

A fallen young lady of fashion,
Gave vents to all sorts of base passion.
Was she scorned? She was not,
For her ways brought a lot
Of highly respectable cash in.
--- John Ciardi

To tour the town's cribs was his goal,
But a studsman from Sydney named Dole,
Took a passionate fancy
To a harlot named Nancy,
And blew his whole wad on her hole!
--- G1826a

Ten reasons I never got sex
From my girlfriend Marie (she's my ex);
Numbers one way past nine,
Standing tenth in the line
Of rich suitors who plied her with checks.
--- Armand Singer

There was an old harlot named Swincombe,
So good that she even made kin come.
On the income she made,
There were no taxes paid,
For the income she made was all sincome.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1675

A hooker who hooked in Cohasset,
Said, "My under yonder's my asset...
I like both what I do
And the dough I accure,
So for hobbies there's naught to surpasset.
--- Grand Prix Lim 942

There was a young lady named Pitt,
Who did what she thought right and fit,
And great wealth did amass
From her saleable ass,
For it's no use on a gold mine to sit.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1632

A thinking man's trollop, Miss Scott,
Said, "Sure, I'm a sex honey pot!
But I get highest prices
For all amoral vices,
And that pads my bank balance a lot."
--- Grand Prix Lim 515

A wily old harlot was Ewing;
The cash in her bank kept accruing.
No taxes were paid
On the money she maid,
And she gave Uncle Sam a big screwing.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1505

A lovely young lady of leisure,
Had more men than many could measure.
She found far flung fame,
Engaged in the game
Pursuing such passionate pleasure.
--- Chris Papa

A hustler told Buster McGunny,
As he slowly withdrew from her honey,
"While some enjoy pushing,
I find it quite bushing,
Except for the payoff in money..."
--- Grand Prix Lim 575

Old hooker, with sagging parts, very,
Had smile extraordinary.
"Though there's no delight
In sex every night,
On the whole, it's PECUNIARY."
--- Chris Papa

Those pyramid schemes are just fine --
Though you may put your ass on the line,
With no sleight of hand,
I made fifty grand
Just last year from peddling mine.
--- Ericka

A canny young hooker named Flo
Converted her charms into dough.
Displaying a body,
A far cry from shoddy,
She traded her great quim, pro quo.
--- Armand E Singer 413

There was a young lady who knew,
She had chosen the wrong thing to do.
But she did it so well,
She owned the hotel
In Miami before she was through.
--- John Ciardi

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The town's leading trollop, Miss Barkus,
Rents the genital parts of her carcass.
To lust she must thank
Daily trips to the bank
And a sable fur coat (Nieman-Marcus).
--- Grand Prix Lim 686 G1736

An eager young hooker named Sally
Worked the docks on the Island of Bali.
She would fuck like a rabbit,
Though not out of habit;
At two bucks a pop, you don't dally.
--- Anon

She likes her men horny as hell,
For she knows from experience well,
That a year out at sea
Causes premature e-
Jaculation as soon as they swell.
--- Anon

At ten secs a hand-job, she rakes
In twelve dollars a minute and makes
About five grand I'd say,
Working eight hours a day
And allowing for natural breaks.
--- Anon

There was this business woman from Staines
Who by hard work, made capital gains.
At night she'd report
For work at the airport
Where she'd service the crews of the planes.
--- Anna Pest P9005

A harlot who came from the Nile
Had patents for fucking, worthwhile,
And no whore could get laid
Until premiums were paid,
For she sued if they copied her style.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1618

There's a pretty young girl from Wynoochee,
Who excels at the lewd hootchy-kootchy;
What she does with her hips
Earns such fabulous tips,
That her handbags and shoes are by Gucci.
--- Ed Potts P8606

She likes to hang out by the dock;
At least once a month; it's no shock
That she'd show up more
If she could be sure
The fleet had come back to Bangkok.
--- Gearhart

As sure as the chimes on the clock,
She'll take in some young naval cock,
Perhaps in her mouth,
Though further down south,
She'll insist that he's wearing a sock.
--- John Miller

At first she gave free to her flock,
Then consulted with H & R Block.
And now, don't you know,
She's gone IPO
And making a killing in stock.
--- John Miller

For her I once went into hock,
But, also, I cherish my cock.
And now that her twat
Is starting to rot,
I'd rather have sex with a croc.
--- John Miller

There is a young whore from Twin Cities
Whom none of the other whores pities.
Her enormous breasts
Get her endless requests --
Some call it the tail of two titties.
--- Armand E Singer 282

A harlot who came from St. Claire
Had a booth at the Montreal Fair.
She then worked the Pavilion
Where she cleared a cool million,
And she still had three more months to spare.
--- Albin Chaplin

The story is told of young Bess
Which is one of great trial and duress.
She lay flat on her back
And she peddled her crack
To achieve the top rung of success.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1444

A greedy old hooker named Taft
Grew wealthy in plying her craft.
Thought the rarest of feats
She would double receipts
With two at a time, fore and aft.
--- Armand E Singer 378

A certain rich hooker named Hatch
Could boast a most well-bejeweled snatch.
Huge two-carat rubies
Displayed on both boobies
As large as those guarding her thatch.
--- Armand E Singer 355

A timer was used by Miss Fitch;
She timed all the men and got rich.
An old-timer named Joe
Fucked her ten in a row
When he found her asleep at the switch.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1512

An ex-teenager delinquent, Corine,
Is well paid for the tricks she takes in.
Now she owns her own plane
And a villa in Spain,
All procured with the wages of sin.
--- William N Nesbit P9601

There was a young lady named Elsie;
In Chelsea she got rather wealthy.
Now Elsie is quaint,
But being quaint ain't
How Elsie got wealthy in Chelsea.
--- Warrick Elrod a

A poor dyke decided to whore,
And use her charms as God meant them for.
Now men suck her dairy,
Her accountant is merry,
But she thinks to herself, "What a bore!"
--- Bruce Thompson

In sick bay lay whore Winifred,
Quite weak from a blow on the head,
And she soon got around
But before long she found
She made more while confined to her bed.
--- Albin Chaplin

A shapely young lady named Fern,
Puts out and is paid in return;
"And my earnings", she said,
"I conceal in my bed,
Since the ads say to save where you earn."
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner

I read in a newspapaer ad:
"Now wanted: one horsey-hung dad,
To do what he oughter
With his sexy daughter,
Who's fiesty and horny and bad."
--- Travis Brasell

You get the old whores, me the young
Ones I'll bed and then lick with my tongue,
Until they all cream
And scream while they dream
Of having what makes me well hung.
--- Archie

There was a young woman named Brandi,
Who'd take off her dress for some candy,
Or for money for rent,
Or for just fifty cents,
Aor for anything else you had handy!
--- Stark

There once live a young lass named Nash,
Who rented herself out for cash.
Out of folly or boredom,
I appealed to her whoredom;
Next morning I woke with a rash.
--- Phil T

A saintly young whore, quite contrite,
Acutely aware of her plight,
Had felt very strong
That her morals were wrong,
But she solved it by dousing the light.
--- Al Willis P9610

A randy old codger from Crewe
Decided he needed a screw,
So he knocked on the door
Of a nearby young whore,
And proceeded to fill her with goo.
--- Anon

"Who're you to call the kettle black?"
Said the young whore, while there on her back.
"My slow exertion
Enables insertion,
Which thus keeps you in fine fettle, Jack."
--- Chris Papa

A young lady depressed was Miss Blick,
For her paycheck so small made her sick.
Till she found a good way
To mix pleasure with pay,
And a fly-by-night job did the trick.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2971

World War II and a chocolate could buy
A girl who'd unzipper your fly.
With one little Hershey,
You could purchase her. She
Would nestle till Hersheys ran dry.
--- Irving Superior P9205

I know a girl named Jude,
Who like to sleep in the nude.
She was lewd and rude
And often quite crude
And always hot to get screwed.
--- Gearhart

She'd lay with her legs in the air,
Waiting without a care,
On her front lawn,
For her next john
To come 'round and stick his in there.
--- Gearhart


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