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A chap was so pose that was adi, A dashing young fellow from Alder, A nice pot of gold that was mari, There once was a wolf that was were; Bennett Cerf, whose ferences were pre A reckless young head who was knuckle, A ducer named Dave who was pro All mamy is Hugh's little cocka A guy known as, las that is Doug, A pilot from Bora that's Bora To stay fit, a young bat who was acro Said Sadam's dear ma who was ma, A certain young pate who was addle, A grower of snips that were par, For a prank, a young wag that was scally, There once was a box full of chatter, There once was a churian Man On the limerick, I've made my deci,; There was a young creant so mis, There once was a tator that's dic, She dated a berjack that's lum He had such a strong sire, that is de; I savor her lings which are dump, When riding a coaster that's roller, My friend, good old erick, that's Fred Clad in kilts, playing pipes that are bag, My mechanic's so hazard that's hap. The girl was decided, that's un; Teach your doggy to have that is be, When she dated a cutter that's wood, My son's such a cat who is copy: While eating a joe that was sloppy, In the Tropic of corn, lazy Capri, "I got," said a Lay who is Ken, My lexia's now very dys When Kipling wrote Din that is Gunga, There once was a maphrodite her A Christian, a Muslim, a Jew Ericks really stiffen my Lim A melodic blond shell who is bomb When a hammer I knew who was ninny, Being swayed by a maker that's match, A fellow named othy, that's Tim, At lunchtime a jack who was lumber, A limerick, if headed, that's be On her speedboat, near time that was dinner, There once was a porter, that's re, A fellow named bad as in Sin, A budget I knew who was flutter (in Bennet Cerf's Out On A Limerick)
At the end of a job that was blow, There once was a ker that is jo, While strolling a walk that was board, I can see that your bility's shocka My gal's an icator of forn; Out of town on a doggle that's boon, I'm good at avoiding crevasses The shapely titute, that is pros, At a bar called the Stop, that is Pit, I once had a ther that was bro. In gonia once which was Pata, Ulating his wink manip hood, Engaged in some play that was fore, There once was a wag, sly and scally, Three Aldis and not one of them dim, Three scribblers whose names end in Bert, My family tree's a grab bag.
And the butt of such nage that was badi.
He solved that was re,
Not to lay that was de,
In taking steps cal that were radi.
--- Arthur Shaw Z
Used to spiel such a pure like of folder-
O-leary-o-lie,
Our maid would near die.
But time passed and his dash became balder.
--- John Ciardi Z
Belonged to a dan that was harri.
When some cals who were ras,
Filled their kets which were bas,
She put up a cade which was barri.
--- Arthur Shaw Z
His lifestyle, so free that was care.
No silver sile that was mis
Caused his missal that was dis "
Done in by a hug that was bear.
--- Arthur Deex P0402
For the pun, often lighted was de
With novations all in
Which had ger which was gin
Like the limerick which headed was be.
--- A N Wilkins P8606
Refusing to up, as in buckle,
Passed an end which was dead,
Landing first which was head
In a berry bush known to be huckle.
--- Jerry Nordal P0310
Did a remake of boat that was Show.
Two maids who were bar
Got ing roles that were star
When they gave Dave good jobs that were blow.
--- Michael Weinstein P9404A
And when his block's clinched in a chocka,
No mescece will tu --
His al ain't sensu.
He needs a live billy to rocka.
--- Anon
Suffered a bite that was bug.
I shant tell you where,
Though it's covered with hair;
He no longer plays by that is rug.
--- Arthur Deex P0606
At Pearl Harbor yelled Tora that's Tora.
At this boo that was boo
He went ckoo that is cu,
And now's hiding in Bora that's Tora.
--- Jerry Nordal & Deex P0312
Ate biotic foods deemed to be macro.
Still, a dive that was nose
From a line that was clothes,
Broke his iliac bones that were sacro.
--- Jerry Nordal P0409
"Now don't you act ga which is ga,
When you fight the Great Satan
Have clean BVDs waitin',
Lest your shorts fill with ca that is ca."
--- Arthur Deex P0402
Rode a horse he alleged to be saddle.
But his gust which was dis
For his haps which were mis
Sent him back to his lac which was Cadil.
--- Arthur Shaw Z
Had a very strange den that was gar.
His ments that were orna,
Held ments that were tourna,
To eat the most rots that were car!
--- arcanumcafe P0312
On the tail of a cat that was alley,
Tied a can that was tin,
An act ane that was in,
And caused a great hoo that was bally.
--- Arthur Deex
Whose wauling escaping the cater,
Like basting a lam
with a bunctions ram,
And nosters repeated in pater.
--- Hugh Clary
Who danced such a dango with fan,
The his bago was lum
With a buggery hum,
Like only the takerous can.
--- Hugh Clary
How to shorten, I have a prov.
It should gain wide aprov.--
Merely foreskin remov.
By a method well-known--circumi.
--- Alan Chaplin P0503
His turbing so terribly dis,
That his trums became tan
With demonium pan,
And teria frequently hys.
--- Hugh Clary J
Who was thoroughly headed that's thick.
His rem that is har
Had a beque that's bar.
And it was the nic that is pic!
--- Carl Ludvig Kjelsen P0408
(Who was, frankly, a skull that is numb).
When she first held that's be
His huge nis that is pe,
She cried, "WOW! What a dinger that's hum!"
--- Michael Weinstein P0605
But not all the quirements, that're re.
He could not vent that's pre,
Her rocious response that's fe,
When he wanted to duce her that's se.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun
Delicious kin pie which is pump,
Tasty fing which is stuf,
And sweet fins which are muf;
Her spread's always tious which is scrump.
--- Jerry Nordal
I wear my old hat which is bowler,
Lest my on that's complexi
Looks can that is Mexi,
To protect from a flare that is solar.
--- Arthur Deex P0401
Was topped up with Bull, that is Red
Mixed with ka that is vod.
It was om that is Sod,
And the next day was ful that is dread.
--- Carl Ludvig Kjelsen P0408
Sporting stockings with gers that are dag,
Clan tan that is tar
On their ments that are gar,
Brave Scotsmen eat gis that is hag.
--- Jerry Nordal
He attempted, quite dash which was slap,
A small up which was tune
On my buggy that's dune.
Now it sits in a yard which is scrap.
--- Jerry Nordal P0311
To him, this she fided, that's con.
He fed her key, that is whis,
Which made her more ky, that is fris;
Passion's no longer sided, that's one.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0406
Said the lady from attle that's Se.
'Cause your py that is pup,
Your guests sets that's up,
When he sniffs at their hinds that are be.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0402
And found, though quite looking, that's good,
That his shorts which were jockey
Contained pucks which were hockey;
She exclaimed, "I've been winked that is hood!"
--- Jerry Nordal P0606
When I put a small disk that was floppy
In my top which was lap,
That scallion who's rap
Did the same with a joe that was sloppy.
--- Jerry Nordal
She inserted a disk that was floppy
In her top which was lap
To spread trap which was clap,
Being so full of cock that was poppy.
--- Jerry Nordal
I was hensive and overly appre
When an ager, old dow,
Drank der, steaming chow,
That was loaded with ka, too much papri.
--- Limber Limericks A
This is file hil
Who'd been milking a ron that was En,
"tal amnesia that's to
From a conut that's co --
Can't recall any bezzlement that's em."
--- Arthur Deex P0606
From reading Hugh's chief I find mis.
It's synchronous non
Yet strously fun mon,
And has a place in tory his.
--- Randog
Do you think he wore rees that were dunga,
Sipped on bon that was bour,
And smoked oots that were cher,
In a cozy old low that was bunga?
--- Jerry Nordal P0402
In love with a nice mudgeon cur;
His palloza, so lola,
And her tility vola
Made each realistically sur.
--- Hugh Clary
Walked into a bar in Peru.
The barman quite leery
Posed this inquiry,
"What is this? Some mor that is hu?"
--- Arthur Deex P0607
When bos who are raunchy and bim,
Are ered with a skew
Of cumbers quite cu
In nasty mulations of sim.
--- Randog
Plays a range of positions most com.
She strums joes that are ban
And dolins that are man,
And enjoys blowing bones that are trom.
--- Jerry Nordal P0408
Met a girl in a skirt that was mini.
He got moxed that was flum,
And founded that's dumb,
When she said, "Let's go dipping that's skinny!"
--- Jerry Nordal P0408
He's no longer a lor who is bache.
Now his quests which are re,
To be duced which is se,
Are answered with, "Ance which is fatch."
--- Jerry Nordal P0312
Went out to the nasium, that's gym.
He up, that is signed;
Fate showed no ness, that's kind;
His fat didn't inish, that's dim.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0606
Learned it's terribly some that is cumber;
To eat cakes that are prune,
In the docks that are boon,
And then have to go two that is number.
--- Jerry Nordal P0606
Should be told, off to daddle, that's ske.
It's a hell of a trek
With nowt up from the neck,
Just ask Antoinette (that's Marie).
--- Doug Harris P0606
When she offered her tube that was inner
To her friend who was boy
For a ride that was joy,
She hoped for some gism that's syner.
--- Jerry Nordal
Who was always quite rene, that's se.
Immersed in hem, that's may,
From night to light, that's day.
He mained very served, that's re re.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0503
With heritage ish as in Finn,
Once let out a roar
And got terribly sore,
When he sat on a cushion of pin.
--- Cap'n Bean
Lived the life of a fly which was butter.
But ker which was po
And girls that were show
Turned him into a snipe that was gutter.
--- Arthur Shaw P9303
The call girl said, "seph that is Jo,
Don't you ly think that's tru
That I'm perb that is su?"
Joe said, "No. You're just so that is so-."
--- Michael Weinstein P0410
Who was caught by the lice, that is po.
He had grets that're re,
For time hind bars that're be,
For stealing their nuts that are do.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun
A gent played an ion called accord.
Sea atures that were cre,
Soon belling known as re,
Left him stabbed by a fish that was sword.
--- Arthur Deex
When having a bout that is knocka,
But icators of forn
Who swoggle a horn
Will discover their doodle has cocka.
--- Anon
She's thrilled by ography porn,
And my escence is tum
With mongous quite hum,
Whenever she swoggles my horn.
--- Hugh Clary
A salesman drank shine which was moon
At a tease which was strip,
Ogling ples which were nip
And plenty of tang which was poon
--- Jerry Nordal P0401
And sinister snares and morasses.
But I cannot escape
Suzettes that are crepe,
Or demi- or much smaller tasses.
--- Limber Limericks
Wore a transparent tume, that is cos.
Her tocks, that is but,
Teted out, that is jut,
And stopped traffic in ton, that is Bos.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0606
We all had ing laughs, that were side-split.
When some cake who was fruit
In a suit that was zoot,
Stepped into the toon that was spit.
--- Michael Weinstein P0402
Liked girls whose fessional was pro.
He ewed-scray many
For pess than a lenny.
And became quite torious, no?
--- Anon
A clysm occurred which was cata.
A gineer that was en
Lost his ture that was den,
In a torium there that was nata.
--- Arthur Shaw P0401
He headed with red pecker wood.
Like Ello of Oth,
Randy Ario's Loth
Not to poke her lil' enda that pud.
--- Randog
They were psyched for some ing that was score;
Screwing zy in a fren,
'Till their ding climax en,
Breaking into an us that was chor.
--- Cap'n Bean P0410
Whose wacker ten inches did tally.
His uction was sed
While raggling her bed
With hooing Calisto thought bally.
--- Hugh Clary
Were Garib and Frescob and Grim.
One played and one clowned,
And the other's renowned
For a biscuit that's named after him.
--- Joyce Johnson
Gil, Her, and Flau are inert.
Gil wrote silly songs,
Her satirized wrongs,
And Flau was once set for School Cert.
--- C Vita-Finzi
If I told you, you'd probably gag.
The brigands and whores
Who came to these shores,
Prevent me from trying to brag.
--- Al Willis P9509
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