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They hang out a lot in the mall, A pre-teen CT I knew, ge'me A sexy teenager named Gail The girl from next door, Miss Correnti, Screwing a young maiden honey, Assume nothing, I've learned to my sorrow, Grade six was a tough act to pass, A certain fine rounder named Hale There once was a girl named Magruder I like 'em young, virile, and alive. Our dear daughter has no need to roam. You amused me a lot as a creeper It turns out her real name was Bell; There once was a paragon, Pearl; "Now Tommy," said Janet, "Don't sweat it. Now Tommy," said Janet, "Don't sweat it. Impatiently, Tommy said, "Damn it! Said Janet, "Now stop being dumb! Said Janet, "I think you're a meany, Said Janet, while closing the door, Said Janet, at the ripe age of three, There was an old man named Eugene Old Mother Nature is mean; Viagra has perked up Eugene, To covet thy neighbor's sweet daughter, "Thou shalt not," says the Book with some brass, Fifteen and a quarter's too young; In her clothes that her mom and I bought her, At thirteen, Carmen earned her degree She's gentle and sweet, there's no doubt. Young Lacy is quite into frogs; Our Lacey is quite an artist. This girl's into Tae Kwon Do, too; Young Debbie is dancing the limbo; "Akimbo!" Now there's a position Yelled Father, who'd caught us, (enraged): Then onto the stage stepped dear Mom, Said Dad, as he whipped out his tool, Scoffed Mother, "Why, your brother Bob There are only two ways you can stop me: Fourteen and so cute is young Jane; I hope not to sound like a scoffer, "I fear I'm too young for a dibble," But what should a gentleman say If Sybil's too young for a dibble, Now, don't say Aunt Jane is beneath But the question that goes to my belly A welly? Why you old gallot, Well, that kind of welly, Okay. It's alleged that the shepherds of Wales My daughter has been downright charming; What she's done is no more than the norm, There's San Quentin Quail out in droves, (San Quentin is a prison in the San Francisco Bay Area)
If you like your cunt young, tight, and tender, Seeing San Quentin Quail in the nude, She proved to be San Quentin Quail Us sailors swear naught will swerve us, A body with those curves and dips; Skin just like rose petals in dew. "You're one of the fortunate few; A girl, much too young, but her bust is Now dear, I blush to confess Sweet Anna-Marie is a year Young women these days are appalling; On second thought, it's not too late Catch 'em young, treat 'em rough, tell 'em nuffin;, Men been doin' that stuff for years!
These kids who lack wherewithal.
One had a child,
And that child middle-aisled,
And they now share the Barbie Doll.
--- Al Willis P9508
Aroused; I'd be stuck that way, semi-
Perpendicular-
Ly; I would tickular
Bod, but she still wouldn't lemme!
--- Robin K Willoughby P8412
May make you an offer of tail,
But this represents
The sort of offence
That gets you six months in our jail.
--- Armand E Singer 957
Often comes by and riles me up plenty.
But Peter, my bookie,
Says, "Pass on that nooky,
'Cause sixteen just might get you twenty."
--- John Miller 0306 a
Best you have plenty of money.
The cost is immense
To mount a defense;
Sixteen can get a man twenty.
--- Goin2
About beauties whose time you would borrow.
I've just heard one say,
"I had fun today,
And guess what! I'll be sixteen tomorrow!"
--- John Miller
As the goal of our lives was good ass.
We now sadly say:
Where was Mary Kay?
When her charm was so needed in class.
--- The Sailor P0308
Just spent over two years in jail
For sparking some silly
Young chick in North Philly
And stuffing her tunnel with tail.
--- Armand E Singer 412
who had an affair with her tutor.
She told her dad
And he got very mad
When he found out the tutor had screwed her.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The younger the better to dive.
If there's grass let's PLAY BALL!!
Yes, just fuck them all.
If your caught though, you'll serve twenty-five.
--- Anon
She just turned thirteen, the sweet gnome.
To her we extol
Values of birth control,
And insist that she screw just at home.
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9508
But now my depravity's deeper;
We'll wait 'till you're twelve
And then we can delve
Into whether indeed you're a keeper.
The troop knew her real sex quite well.
They'd learned it the hour,
They all took a shower,
But being good Scouts -- who would tell?
My word, what an exquisite girl!
Her acquaintances said,
"When she's grown-up she'll wed
A prosperous duke or an earl!"
--- Langford Reed (Bibby)
This stuff all works out if you let it.
So keep your mouth shushed --
These things can't be rushed,
You'll get what I've got when I get it!"
This stuff all works out if you let it.
So keep your mouth sushed --
These things can't be rushed.
You'll get what I've got when I get it.
--- John Miller
I'm sick of your cock teasing, Janet!
Now open your thighs,
So I can apprise
You how I will poke, prod, then ram it!"
--- Randog
I've told you, in time you'll get some.
I can't tell you when,
But now I'm just ten,
And there hardly is room for your thumb."
--- John Miller
To offer that small wrinkled weenie.
When I want a treat,
It's solid red meat,
Not shriveled, nor flaccid, nor teenie."
--- John Miller
"I don't want to see you no more.
My brother is quicker,
My uncle is thicker,
And Daddy has two inches more."
--- John Miller
"Yes, Mister, I will let you see,
But mom says you're sick,
So turning this trick
Requires me to triple my fee."
--- John Miller
Who humped my young sis Angeline
When she was but ten,
And he got her again
When eleven and twelve and thirteen.
--- Gearhart
She laughs at the plight of Eugene,
Whose peter played out,
And leaves him to pout,
"She was just getting good at fourteen!"
--- John Miller
But she says, "I think he's obscene!
Whether female or male,
When I'm after tail,
It's another young vigorous teen."
--- John Miller
Is something that nobody oughter,
Unless she gets randy
When offered some candy
And says she's fifteen and a quarter.
--- Peter Wilkins
"Covet now thy neighbor's ass."
It says naught of his daughter,
So next time that you spot her,
Just head straight for her tight wet crevasse.
--- Jeanie
'Round these parts, you'd get yourself hung!
At sixteen you see,
The ladies are free
To place your hard cock on their tongue.
--- Dudesdead
She looks unlike my little daughter.
She's not into toys,
She's wooing the boys.
I swear, they're like lambs led to slaughter.
--- Rusty Smith
In Tae Kwon Do mastery.
If boys get too wise,
She'll cut them to size.
It takes all the pressure off me!
--- Rusty Smith
Academics is what she's about.
Without cracking books
And no second looks,
She's ace-ing her tests. That's some clout!
--- Rusty Smith
She's raising her own pollywogs.
She'll name them and kiss 'em.
You really can't miss 'em,
They're pictured on all of her togs.
--- Rusty Smith
In sculpture, she captures the gist
Of subjects she's making.
They're very breath taking!
I think she could sculpt out of mist.
--- Rusty Smith
She has just one more test, then through.
But her defense is lacking,
She's out there attacking.
She turns her opponents to stew.
--- Rusty Smith
This is file gjl
Don't care she's a bit of a bimbo.
I just like to watch
As she wriggles her crotch,
`Neath the bar with her thighs all akimbo.
--- Peter Wilkins
All ladies should do with ambition;
And most of them could,
If ever they would
Consult with a good dietitian.
--- Anon
"Not enough that she's 'way under aged...
After all that I taught her,
Less skilled is my daughter
Than Anna, to whom you're engaged!"
--- John Miller
With her charming and gentle aplomb,
Saying, "Anna and Sis
Like their genital kiss
From me or each other. Men bomb!"
--- John Miller
"See this? Do you think I'm a fool?
No feminine tongue
Whether like you or young,
Ever caused quite so many to drool!"
--- John Miller
Has a bigger and more rounded knob!
Your Dad's even better
(Although I get wetter
With sweet buttered corn on the cob.)"
--- John Miller
You can catch me alone and then bop me,
Or tickle your muse,
Or ply her with booze,
Then jump on this tread and just top me.
--- John Miller
She's been flashing her pussy again.
Though I doubt she'd say no
To a screw or a hoe,
'Til she's older I think I'll abstain.
--- Anon
But a hoe isn't something to offer
A teasy young Jane
Who's never been lain ...
Perhaps a suggestion to quaff her?
--- Anon
Smiled sweet and adorable Sybil,
"But since I can see
How upstanding you be,
Would you mind if I gave it a nibble?"
--- CM
To such a sweet offer? "Okay?"
Or "Thank you, dear Sybil,
I'd sure love a nibble."
Or "Give it some welly, wa-hey!"
--- CM
Can she really be ripe for a nibble?
And can I infer
If you stand up for her,
Would my aged Aunt Jane make you dribble?
--- John Miller
What tiddy can find on the heath.
She isn't quite dead,
And expert on head,
And best when she takes out her teeth.
--- John Miller
And drags me away from the telly
And prompts me to write
This late in the night
Is: "What in the Hell is a 'welly'?"
--- John Miller
That's a rubbery kind of a boot. (Wellington?)
You may think it's queer,
But it feels like the rear
Of a sheep that is stuck in the chute!
--- CM
(Fun used with a sheep...so they say.
But its used with a ewe
Has a lot to do
With "Give it some welly, wa-hey!"?
--- John Miller
Take innocent lambs by the tails,
Slip their legs in the boots
While inserting their roots,
While ignoring the bleats and the wails.
--- John Miller
Her manner quite smooth and disarming.
Since she's in her teens,
I'm afraid that this means
That there's something she's done, quite alarming.
--- John Miller a
Like crotchless panties to wear to the prom,
Or piercing her clit,
Or tattooing her tit;
Just drink heavy and ride out the storm.
--- S C Saint
With fuzzy cunts hotter than stoves.
If mounted with care,
There's no cunt can compare
With those hot, underage treasure troves!
--- G0568
For a really wild sexual bender,
You'll find the best tail
Is on San Quentin Quail,
So pick up a young chick and up-ender.
--- G0569
Makes senile old peckers protrude,
That have dangled for years;
Such effects, it appears,
Makes us Dirty Old Men--also lewd.
--- G0570
When bed-spread by the hot-blooded male.
She said, "My name is Nita--
It isn't Lolita--
But it gets you the same time in Jail!"
--- G0571
From gang-shagging luscious Miss Purvis.
I've the yen, but I fail
When I think about jail;
That San Quentin Quail makes me nervous.
--- G0572
A mouth with those gorgeous red lips.
The teenaged boys drool
And they lose their cool
When that mouth from soda straws sips.
--- Marlene Lewis
Boys sit there enjoying the view.
One boy sidles near;
Into a sweet ear
Says, "Baby am I hard for you!"
--- Marlene Lewis
I'm willing to give you a screw.
The eyes turn and blink
And give a sly wink --
He answers "I'm hard for you, too!"
--- Marlene Lewis
Sure making me horny, and lust is
Consuming my head,
To get her in bed:
Her name is Miss Carriage, of Justice.
--- Travis Brasell
I exaggerate; nevertheless
I've a neighbour whose daughter's
Eighteen and three-quarters,
Another whose daughter is less.
--- Anon
Or so younger than Katie I hear;
But they're terrible flirts
Who wear minuscule skirts
And they both call me "Grandad" I fear.
--- Anon
There's all that promiscuous balling.
They troll in the bars;
Smoke twelve dollar cigars!
I'm over the hill...Ain't it galling!
--- Anon
To make it with some pubescent date.
For with the Viagra pill,
My flaccid member will
Transform to a turgid Potentate!
--- Hungarian
They are bound to delight in some muffin'.
Go teach 'em to please
While down on their knees,
Until they are ripe for some stuffin'.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Been pattin' rears, givin' us leers.
We wish when you came
You'd improve your aim --
That's why we're still wet 'hind the ears.
--- Marlene Lewis
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