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A camera enthusiast named Crocus I really don't think our stenographers Well, if there ain't "September Morn," Ms Lara St John, six-foot blond, I gasped at the picture of Lynn Dear Nudist Camp Applicant Bea; Dear Nudist Camp Applicant Joe; When thus reassured, Joe enrolled. A nudist who lived by the sea A nudist who lived by the sea The nudists, by pure thoughts possessed, It's no fun, this being a nudist! "This hole in the Nudist Camp fence The County maintains it is lewd What I found at the park was quite stunning: I observed, from the place where I sat, As a nudist, Zoe tried to stay chaste I once spoke for a feminist cause Though she gives you the come-hither eye, When young and in rut like a stag, Two prudish old spinsters named Frore, Sally suns in the nude in her yard Though he pressed his suit vainly, while dressing I went to the camp on a dare, There once was a lady from Stockton A nudist girl wearing three raisins, A lady who lived in Berlin I went to the nudist resort My eyeballs got sunburned as well There once was a student named Judith A lady, who rules Fort Montgomery. When young, as a free-thinking dude, Though what made me want to start fighting, Today when I strolled through my yard, Near nudist camps, Vicar Smith passes, Our town has a nudist named Ester. "On the path by your feet there's a snake, Ed!" A girl will advance a fast clip When you go to a town in Algiers, "Not so," said a fellow named Sears, There was a young lady of Glahms, In Bhawalpur the Prince, Oumin Ghude, John Miller thinks his wife's a real beaut, It is such a shame 'bout old John; My wife is a blond, this is true, John's wife is a blonde? Could be true.., Said John, "It's a case of sour grapes; You shouldn't be peekin', Dave lad, Whether blonde's from a bottle or genes, She would bid all her friends, To expose their bare ends, The number of girls who aren't Katie, Expecting her boyfriend, named Brad, There once was a gal from St. Jude, One day, with her laundry on 'spin', The meter man said with a grin, She'd forgotten to check the back door, The meter man replied to the girl, A horny old lecher named Fletcher Sue Ellen was told by her Dude, "Only Euclid has seen beauty bare," A certain young lady of Babylon, Will you be in the all together, I'd prefer you all naked and bare, Young Betsy was far from discreet; Hey look; it's the orifice girls, Our diplomat favors back stairs "Please give me a roll, Ann Glipta",
Took pictures without hocus-pocus.
He took one of a nude
And he seemed to be rude,
But he simply was way out of focus.
--- Albin Chaplin
Should pose in the nude for photographers.
Those shots of pudenda
Will only engender
The interest of back-street pornographers.
--- Michael Horgan
As fair as the day she was born;
But, tell me, who knows
Who stole all her clothes --
And left her so bare and forlorn!
--- Samuel S Sherman P9804
Competes with nude bimbos of Bond,
Who agrees that her Bach's
So sublime that it rocks,
Inspiring engorgement of wand?
--- Ward Hardman
Whose rare, Mona Lisa-like grin
Was awfully pretty,
But it was a pity,
She wore nothing south of her chin.
--- Anon
For practice undress near a tree.
As neighbors walk by,
You wave to them "Hi!"
At first just your arm let them see.
--- Irving Superior P8312
Your problem -- in case it should grow!
We won't let this happen.
Miss Jones and Miss Tappan
Will tie it down tight to your toe.
--- Irving Superior P8312
Then tied with a string, took a stroll.
From out 'hind a tree,
(The string tensed a wee)
Jumped Bea shouting, "Lo and Behold."
--- Irving Superior P8312
Had a tan that was tan as could be.
She gained great renown
With the folks in our town
When the preacher fell out of the tree.
--- Neal Wilgus P8312
Had a tan 'twas a pleasure to see.
Yes, and she never cried
When the boys tanned her hide,
For she loved to be over a knee.
--- Neal Wilgus P8312
Were gathered for prayer before rest,
But one wanton boy
Eyed his ravishing Joy,
And dreamed how she'd look fully dressed.
--- Laurence Perrine P8312A
The facilities here are the crudest.
The bleachers are splintery,
The summers are wintery,
And the straightest guy here is a Buddhist.
--- Robin K Willoughby P8312
I rent out to lecherous gents...
You get five minute's time,
All I charge is a dime...
You're next mister, give me ten cents."
--- Grand Prix Lim 267
To have kiddies where adults are nude.
I bet that they're scared
That if THEY should be bared,
The catcalls and smirks would be rude.
--- Anon
Their interest was not just in sunning!
They had much better chance
Without any pants,
Getting sex exploits off and running.
--- Anon
Most nudists are flabby and fat.
No need to go there
To ogle and stare --
I can look in the mirror for that!
--- Anon
But fighting off men was a waste...
Now she's getting fine prizes
Even some in big sizes,
Though she seldom finds one to her taste.
--- Grand Prix Lim 305
At a girls nudist camp at La Paz.
When those plump little wenches
Sat down on their benches,
I distinctly heard a round of applause.
--- Arthur Deex P8308
Our neat nudist neighbor, Miss Blye,
Won't give guys a chance
For a go at her pants,
And that sure makes it hard on a guy...
--- Grand Prix Lim 444
(Before I found girlies to shag)
I'd give it a bash
While I ogled my cache
Of that "Health & Efficiency" mag.
--- Anon
Their new nudist neighbors adore...
"Sunbathers," they said
"Make us blush fiery red,
But we both still keep looking some more!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 864
Under her bachelor neighbor's regard,
And he sadly said, "She
Gives a good show for free,
But to look and not touch, makes it hard..."
--- Grand Prix Lim 508
In fashions his girl found distressing,
When they happened to meet
In a nudist retreat,
He found his suit needed no pressing.
--- Lance Payne P8405
Expecting to just stand there and stare.
"I'm too late," I asserted,
For the place was deserted,
And I saw not a soul, hide nor hair.
--- Neal Wilgus P8312
Who would rather not have shoes and sox on.
In fact, if she could,
She'd romp in the wood,
With naught but her beautiful locks on.
--- Lims For Year - 01
A masquerade prize was her goal.
The judges said, "Looky!
In front, she's a cookie,
In back, she's a Parker House roll."
--- L1716
Was arrested for wearing a grin.
So she said, "I suppose
I must get in my clothes,
Though I'd rather me out than be in."
--- Cyber Geezer
In hopes of some really good sport.
My advances were spurned,
You can guess where I burned,
And I stink on the volleyball court.
--- John Miller 0134
As I ogled the babes in that dell.
The young ones, well tanned,
Most surely looked grand;
All the others, I say, looked like hell.
--- John Miller 0134a
Who spent all her summers a nudist.
She was red as a rose
'Cause she sunned with no clothes,
And she was just simply the cutest.
--- Vladimir Lenskii TP9802
Says the wearing of clothes is a mummery.
She has frequently tea'd in
The costume of Eden,
Appearing delightfully summery.
--- Morris Bishop
My family went boot-scootin' nude;
Until I found Mum
Had writ on her bum,
Some limericks, offensive and rude!
--- David Miller
Was not their peculiar siting;
But that they promote
What John Miller wrote,
And fuck me! 'Twas in his own handwriting.
--- David Miller
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A ranchhand, young Sarah Faye Ard,
Was sunbathing nude,
So as not to be rude,
I stood there and thought long and hard.
--- Travis Brasell
And notices sunbathing lasses,
Who're spreading their thighs.
Protecting his eyes,
He puts on his rose-colored glasses.
--- Travis Brasell
Our women detest and protest her.
Our men twelve to one,
Each day there is sun,
Will go to see Esther siesta.
--- Irving Superior P8312
He looked down and there was, but a fake, dead.
It was just a diversion,
So he'd miss the perversion,
Carried on by some people stark naked
--- Anon
When she learns how her frame to equip,
And fine dress she does master
But she gets ahead faster,
When she learns how to cleverly strip.
--- Albin Chaplin
You will find that the girls have no fears.
When they're pinched in the ass,
They will lay on the grass,
And they'll take off their pants and brassieres.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1926
"I've been to a town in Algiers.
They don't wear any pants
As do ladies in France,
And they wouldn't be seen in brassieres."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1927
Who would undress without any qualms.
She would strip to the buff,
For enough of the stuff,
And freely dispose of her charms.
--- G1796
Doesn't make harem cuties go nude...
His whim is fantastic...
In transparent plastic
Every smidgeon of them can be viewed!
--- Grand Prix Lim 496
And for Christmas hopes he gets a root;
So she's goingnna bake
Him a lovely big cake,
And leap out in her old birthday suit.
--- Q
Too bad that his wife was a blonde.
Set the oven, you see,
At nine hundred degree;
Of her ashes, though, he is still fond.
--- Joe Long
But she's probably smarter than you.
And as for that cake,
The story's a fake...
In fact she cooked ME as a stew.
--- Q
'Tis a fact that is known but to few.
But that doesn't match
With her reddish snatch.
Someone's lying and it's you know who.
--- David Miller
I've always like blondes with great shapes;
And I know for certain
That bleachin' her curtain
Would cost twice as much as her drapes.
--- David Miller
But I know what you'd see if you had.
But your ignorance shows
As plain as your nose,
Now knowing her curtain is plaid.
--- John Miller
Matters not is the grand scheme of things.
As time takes its toll,
(Please hold the drum roll)
We're all grey in the end, by last scenes.
--- Joe Long
She would bid all the boobs, Come with bare pubes & boobs,
She would bid all her kin, To wear naught but bare skin,
She would bid all her chums, To come with bare bums,
She would bid old galoots, To wear their birthday suits,
--- Arthur Deex P0209
Outnumber the ones who are, matey.
But all of them can
Evoke in a man,
A feeling that is un-deflatey
--- Anon
Her timing was terribly bad;
For, she answered the knocks
Wearing only her socks,
But instead of old Brad, it was Dad!
--- Anon
Who did all her chores in the nude.
Straight home came her mate;
He'd never be late.
For work, he ne'er was in the mood.
--- Pilar
A helmet tied on to her chin,
She jumped in dismay,
Heard the meter man say,
"I do hope to see your team win."
--- Pilar
(His mind was fixed clearly on sin)
"For your team I'll root,
'Cause your uniform's cute."
She said, "How the hell'd you get in?"
--- Frank Fazed
Before getting on with her chore.
She said, "I'll be damn...
You'll just have to scram.
It's the postman that I'm waiting for."
--- Pilar
"No matter. Let's go for a whirl!"
He kept his rod in
Till the washer hit spin;
She screamed and then her toes curled.
--- Dave Jersey
Was also an amateur sketcher
Of girls in the nude,
Who he usually screwed,
And did they enjoy it? You betcha!
--- Michael Horgan
"Almost nude's more erotic than nude!"
So, eager to please,
She wears socks to her knees,
And screws with her hair in a snood.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0605
Wrote Millay; whether true I don't care.
I am satisfied quite
With what Celia last night
Revealed to my stare -- and my share!
--- Lance Payne P8312
Decided to lure all the rabble on,
By raising her shirt
And dropping her skirt,
Exposing a market to dabble on.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Or just maybe wearing a feather
In the back of your head,
Like an Indian red,
With a loin cloth tanned from leather?
--- Anon
To see everything, if you dare.
Yes, with me come and dance,
Show me your lance,
And then have a feel of my snare.
--- Anon
She used language I shall not repeat.
I simply was not ready,
When in bed and sweaty,
She said, "Put your %$&*# in my expletive delete!"
--- Anon
Wearing naught but a grin and some pearls.
They go about whorin',
So don't put your oar in,
You don't know what's under their curls.
--- Anon
To carry on foreign affairs.
He mounts for an hour
To a lady's boudoir
Where state secrets she happily bares.
--- Laurence Perrine P9407
Her gaffer said, as he unzipped her;
"I can't decorate
With so lovely a mate";
The next thing she knew, he had stripped her.
--- Harold C Bibby
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